[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

"Well, what about Miyuki, do you have any plans for tomorrow night?"

"I, I have made an appointment with Sanye to go to the planetarium to look at the stars, but if you ask me, I will tell Sanye," I pretended to blush, "Speaking of which, we haven't dated yet What about." When I covered my face and stared at Yin, I exuded the thought of 'come and ask me out'.

"Ah, Ah Yin, I still have work tomorrow, yes, I'm sorry, how about this, let's go on the [-]th, whether it's watching the stars, the moon, or [beep——] Ah Yin, I will accompany you. Ah, What I said was muted, I just said [beep——], ah, can’t I say this anymore?”

I slumped my shoulders pretending to be disappointed, and said with a forced smile: "That's right, I heard from the ladies next door that their Dana will take them out on a date tomorrow. I'm not envious of them, Yinshi is for To make money, but the old lady Toshi is also out on a date. Eh, speaking of which, in Yinshi, the ladies next door are all our acquaintances, and Ms. Sarutobi actually lives here too."

Yinshi touched his forehead and coughed lightly, "Really, I've never seen them before. I didn't say when they moved here. I'm not enough friends."

"What are you talking about, Yin, they came to say hello, but you are not at home, or let them come to get together."

"No, no, no, then, their husbands will definitely be worried, don't destroy their world of two."

"Yeah, I didn't think about it, thank you Yinshi, otherwise I would have disturbed them." I said the word 'disturb' emphatically, but Yinshi, who was in a panic, obviously didn't pay attention .

"Speaking of it, Gintoki, I asked Mitsuha today, and she said that the date of her wedding with Mr. Hijikata has been fixed, and that after the anniversary of Mr. Hijikata's brother's death, a ceremony will be held in Edo. To be honest, it's really a bit I envy Mitsuha, it’s all hard work. Mr. Hijikata loves her, he’s a childhood sweetheart, and he’s also very good, he’s also a civil servant, he’s not bad in looks, he’s perfect..."

"It's long-winded, Ah Yin, when did I become worse than him?"

"I'm just speaking from an objective point of view, Yinshi, you are always special in my heart, you are so special~" I made a heart gesture and blinked.

"Which language are you speaking, Kimchi Star? I told you not to watch so many romantic dramas. It's like a car accident and cancer can't be cured."

"Really, people without romantic cells, no wonder the oiran doesn't want to entertain you." I pouted and said dissatisfiedly. When I saw Yin, I had to refute. I immediately shook the quilt and covered my head, "Sleep!"

The time I made an appointment with Mitsuha was exactly 06:30 in the evening. Mitsuha was still dressed as beautifully as ever. I looked around the square outside the Edo Planetarium and saw Hattori as no surprise. He posed confidently at me. I waved my hand, and I looked behind him, and there were four identical inflatable dolls in suits standing there.

It looks much more handsome than Yinshi.

This is my first visit to a planetarium. After lying down on the sofa in the middle on the left, I really feel like I am in space, and the thought that I will soon expose the crimes of Silver Toki shows that I am like the queen of Auster Acting, I feel very excited.

Seven o'clock arrived soon, and the formal astronomical appreciation also began. I glanced to the right, and I found four people at once, but where did Xiao Jiu go? When I arrived, I sat in the front row of the small Nine East City and the inflatable Silver Hour.

Hattori told us before that the control of these dolls will be handed over to Gintoki after entering the door. I guess Gintoki has already got those various devices by now, so I spoke first.

"Ah, isn't this Mrs. Xiaojiu? What a coincidence to meet you. Did you go out on a date with your Dana? Could it be that the one sitting next to you is--sorry, I misunderstood, where did Loli appear? A stalker? Does this mean this is the one?” I said while looking at the back of the inflatable silver.

Xiao Jiu obviously didn't expect to be sitting in front of me by such a coincidence, she turned her head and looked at me, "That's right, it's such a coincidence, but I didn't come here when I heard that you came to the planetarium, I didn't bring my skills so good Men come to show off to you, absolutely nothing."

When you say that, you have already exposed it. Hey.

When I turned to the inflatable silver, "Hello, I live in Zhongshan next door to your house. Please give me some advice when we meet for the first time. Speaking of which, you have the same silver hair as the one in my house, haha, but can you please?" Turn around, even if you don't turn around, at least say a word, isn't that a little rude?"

I didn't know what Yinshi was thinking at the other end of the controller, and after a while, he controlled the inflatable Yinshi and said, "It's the first time we met, did you suffer from hemorrhoids again?"

Hattori, can you think of a word that has nothing to do with hemorrhoids? I retracted the punch that sent Xiao Jiu's inflatable silver time flying into space, and said to Xiao Jiu: "Scumbags should die far away."

"……Oh."

"Wow, what's flying up there? Could it be a cherry seat?" The audience somewhere suddenly exclaimed. It is definitely NOT Cherry Boy, referred to as NBOY.

Not even ten seconds later, another audience exclaimed, "Wow, another one flew up, wow, is it the cherry seat that was stuck this time?" They all said that it was NBOY, and Cherry Sagittarius is completely the opposite relationship.

It seems that A Miao and Yueyong's inflatable silver time has been killed, and now Sarutobi and Xiaojiu's are still left.

After another five seconds, a beast-like roar came over, and I tightened my clothes a little bit timidly. The one over there must be A Miao.

"Help!! My lover fell into the vent!"

One, two, three, four, all killed.

"Ah, Yinshi, where are you going?" Dengshi's mother-in-law's voice sounded, Xiaojiu and I looked at each other and smiled sinisterly.

So, if you don't die, you won't die.Why don't you understand this principle?

"Then, you brought Mitsuha here?" Hijikata asked helplessly while sitting on the sofa surrounded by a group of people, smoking a cigarette.

"Of course, Mr. Hijikata, don't tell me you're not laughing, don't be joking, you moron."

"Shishi Lang, they are also doing it for the good of Mr. Sakata, and they are all trying to make him quit drinking."

"That is to say, Mr. Hijikata, for the sake of your next generation, do you want to try to quit smoking? If you can't, we don't mind helping you. After all, you are an excellent policeman who loves and works hard."

"Axue, I won't help you anymore!" Sanye blushed.

"That's right. I don't need your help. I can quit smoking alone."

...Admitted it!

"I said," I glanced suspiciously at Hijikata and Mitsuha who came to pick up Mitsuha, "could you two be?" I looked at Mitsuha's stomach, "Does Sougo know?"

"Who, who is pregnant with—"

"Miss Zhongshan, it's starting! Mr. Quanzang's live broadcast!" I immediately ignored Hijikata's words and stared at the small TV together with everyone.

"The third day is hot pot, the fourth day is curry," Yinshi's voice came from the TV, "the sixth day is also the same, and the seventh day is also. There are also tickets for the amusement park, tickets for the eighth, but no one I used it." Yinshi was silent for a while, "It's all familiar things, and there are promises that you can't forget no matter how much you drink...I really, really..." Yinshi said annoyed.

"For the sake of my own face, I have never considered anything for them. And Miyuki, I would treat her like that...but they still treat me like this. What can I do for them like this?" Yin Shi He poured out the wine in the bowl, looked at the wet ground and said.

"Quit the bar, if you really want to do something for them, quit the bar."

"If quitting drinking can solve these problems—" Gintoki said eagerly.

"It has been conveyed, your heart, look, it's in that bowl."

Gintoki looked down——

The whole person is a big success!

Gintoki's expression as if he had crossed the K point of the Milky Way at that moment, accompanied by Hattori's words, was frozen on the TV.

The room fell into wild laughter.

While I was laughing, while listening to the discussion of the people behind me, I saw that there was no smile on Hijikata's face out of the corner of my eye, "Mr. Hijikata didn't take pleasure in other people's misfortunes. This is really not in line with your setup."

"What is my setting? I've always been kind. Besides, if you meet a subordinate who can't be beat and scolded and can't get anything done, can you still laugh so happily?"

"What kind of powerful character can make you so embarrassed, I must learn from it. Well, if I have such a subordinate, although the place where I worked before, all the employees are heroes, but if you really meet If the idiot who comes in through the back door, well, send him to the front line, he will be completely reborn within three days."

"Have you communicated with that kid Souwu? If that's true, why would I just swallow my anger and transfer him to be my attendant!"

"A servant? Serving your food, clothing, housing and transportation? I never thought that you still need someone to take care of you."

"Has your brain been pinched by a walnut? That boy Sasaki Tetsunosuke will be fine if he doesn't need someone to take care of him."

"Who? Sasaki Tetsunosuke? Isn't that Sasaki Isaburo's younger brother?" How did the plot get here?

"……what?"

"You don't even know who Isaburo Sasaki is, do you? See the chief of the group, the head of the famous Sasaki family, the main vassal of the Hitotsubashi faction, the famous tall, rich and handsome!"

"See you back to the team, Director?"

"That's right, the Teknosuke you mentioned fits the characteristics of his younger brother in every aspect, his name, his background, he can't be beaten or scolded, he doesn't have the ability to take care of himself and makes trouble all day long, it's absolutely right, he is his younger brother. If so In other words, even if you really killed his brother, he won't blame you. That person didn't pay much attention to it when he was young, or it would be better to just ignore it. He always felt that the existence of his brother was a violation of their family lineage. defilement."

"How do you know this?"

I spread my hands, "No way, I know the Hitotsubashi faction very well. I have had contact with them in the past and collected their information. But now these have nothing to do with me, so don't ask any more questions. "I blocked the words of the earthwork.

I really didn't expect to come to the story of the thorny rogue all of a sudden. Two days ago, Sanye said that Hijikata had taken in a servant, but I didn't realize it.

I stopped at the door of Yinshi's longhouse and opened the door.

How can I say that the rent has been paid, and I plan to stay here for a few days before leaving. Although it is a bit small, it is enough for a single woman.

A black shadow hit me, I was holding the bag in one hand, I didn't react at all, I threw the things in my hand subconsciously, and smashed the black shadow back into the room, I took a closer look, it wasn't silver time ?

As soon as I closed the door, I smelled the smell of alcohol all over the room, and my face sank.Obviously in the morning, I agreed to quit drinking, but in the evening, I got drunk again, and wanted to attack me, looking for death.

I patted Yinshi's face unceremoniously, seeing that he was not very conscious, and I had no choice but to pour him a glass of water.

As a result, the hem of the kimono was pulled by him again. I looked down at him unkindly, tugged at the clothes, but it didn't move at all. I kicked him twice, but he still didn't move.

There is no way, I squatted down, squeezed his ear and said: "Idiot, let me go."

Yinshi opened his eyes in a daze, and he looked at me with half-closed eyes, and asked in a low voice as if uncertain: "Miyuki? Is it Miyuki?"

I sighed helplessly, and said, "It's me, you put my clothes first—ah!"

I was knocked to the ground by Yinshi.

After the world was spinning, before I found the center of gravity of the earth, I realized that Yin Shi actually kissed me? ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Is it a good habit of comparison, Miyuki?You are comparing with them between the lines, but in fact, you are talking about the same person, there is no difference.

The legendary cherry seat refers to cherry, the so-called cherryboy refers to boys like Shinhachi Yamazaki and Tetsunosuke, and NBOY is of course notcherryboy, that is, a man like Takasugi Gintoki~ As for the oiran who is unwilling to entertain anything, The class reunion article tells us that this thing exists.Although I don't want to mention it, because the latest manga has crippled my face to the end of the chapter, please don't mind...

The harem chapter is over, and the new story of the Rogue Rogue is about to begin. Takasugi is approaching, approaching, approaching...