[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

I suddenly opened my eyes wide.

What's going on here,

For a moment, my mind was completely blank, the next moment, I was completely puzzled, and then, I experienced a process of confusion, confusion, confusion, and confusion, and finally, it was still blank.

Why did Yinshi suddenly kiss me? Although the two of us belong to a legal kissing relationship, it is not logical. Besides, didn’t this guy say he wanted to quit drinking in the morning? Why did he come back so drunk at night? .

"Hey, you should concentrate when kissing, at least you should look directly at Ah Yin." Yinshi said ambiguously in my ear.

I came back to my senses and saw the starlight in his eyes, which was so bright that I could hardly look straight at it. I whispered, the voice was almost inaudible, "Yin, Yinshi?"

"Huh? Are you shy? Haha," I could almost feel the tremor in Yin Shi's chest when he laughed, "We are in that kind of relationship, but don't think so much now, be good, open your mouth."

I lost consciousness, so I could only listen to his words and open my mouth obediently...

All of the above are fake, how can Yinshi have such an emotional intelligence?joke.The reality is actually like this -

Why did Yinshi suddenly kiss me?

There was only a strong smell of alcohol left on the tip of my nose, and the fresh smell of Yinshi's body, which could not be covered even with the tangy smell of alcohol, made me a little dazed.

I was a little obsessed with the breath spreading in my mouth. I tried my best to focus and saw Yinshi's face clearly. How dare this person drink?Just experienced the 'drunk chaos.Sex' hasn't he suffered enough, does he still want me to hang him from a tree for another two weeks?

The heat around his mouth gradually decreased, Yinshi hugged me into his arms, the smell of alcohol in his mouth merged with the breath of his body.

"Meimei Mixue, Ah Yin, I'm sorry." Yinshi's voice even had a hint of crying.

Apologize to me for the KISS incident or something, don't need to drink specially to build up your courage, am I that scary?And how to say that we are both unmarried couples, I think I understand it quite well.

I stroked Fu Yinshi's back, and asked in a slightly gentle tone: "What's wrong with Yinshi?"

"Honey, you must not be angry, please forgive Ah Yin, Ah Yin doesn't know anything."

I raised my eyebrows, could it be because of him dating seven people at the same time?Hadn't he already been punished, and then came here to apologize?My heart softened a little, and I coughed lightly, "It's okay, Yinshi, I have already forgiven you for this matter." Yes, I have forgiven you since you were hung on the tree two weeks ago.

"Really?" Gintoki pulled me out of his arms, and looked at me with shining eyes, "Miyuki, you really forgive me? I'll just say, Hasegawa—vomit, no, I'm about to vomit again .”

Yinshi hurriedly pulled me aside, rushed to the door and vomited.

I hurriedly followed him out to take care of him, and while patting his back, I thought, what happened to Hasegawa, he would vomit as soon as he was mentioned, something suddenly came to my mind, at the end of the story of the harem, Hasegawa seemed to have said to Gintoki , 'I didn't cheat ([beep——]) you, but you cheated ([beep——]) me', right?

"I said, Yinshi, do you really think that you and Mr. Hasegawa [beep——] have passed?" I said a little cautiously, although *yin, silver* and so on are very popular, but the person in front of me Yin Shi is a completely straight man.

Yin Shi was shocked and coughed several times.

"I said, do you really think so?" I took the handkerchief and handed it to Yin, "Has your IQ reached the limit and you can no longer invest?"

"Eh? Really not?"

"Are you looking forward to something? Don't worry, you can't do anything even if you want to. Mr. Hattori lied to you. You were the only one who went to the toilet that night. You didn't come back after going for a long time. We discussed it all." I didn't see you either, so I asked Mr. Hasegawa to take a look, and the two of you came back together after 5 minutes at most."

"Really? That's great, I knew it." Yin Shi looked like he was alive after a catastrophe.

"If the two of you can finish it in 5 minutes, it may be because of what you think, Yinshi, you won't really..." I looked at Yinshi suspiciously.

Yinshi became furious and threw me down at once, "Is it true that you can experience it for yourself."

I patted him aside and looked at him with distaste: "Did you watch too many idol romance dramas, and say that someone is rich and handsome, and you can't resist it."

"You despise me before we get married."

I approached him and took a closer look, "Are you the real person? Could it be someone pretending to be you? No, it's not right. Why is someone pretending to be you? Can you pay the rent for me?"

Yinshi was about to come over with a distraught face, I stretched out a hand, "Stop! Go wash up, it's time to sleep."

That night, the two of us fought for [-] rounds. Don't get me wrong, it was a friendly fight discussing who would go shopping tomorrow.

Early the next morning, I woke up to the sound of birds chirping outside, and Yin Shi was sleeping soundly with Yin Shi lapping me up behind his back. It was strange, when did he sleep with me in his arms.

Maybe, I should really think about getting married?

I woke Yinshi up by force, and kicked him out the door to buy groceries. A large part of the things I bought last night were reimbursed for the fight.

He didn't know where the little sheep came out, and he rode it away slowly.

I ran to Sanye to learn from it.

"When is the anniversary of Mr. Goro's death?"

"It will be the day after tomorrow. Although Shishiro goes back every month, he never goes back for the anniversary of Mr. Goro's death."

"So, you two's happy days are coming soon. It's great. Some people are finally getting married."

"Don't talk about me, Axue, where about Axue, when are you going to get married?"

"Well, I have this idea."

"Eh? Ah Xue has finally decided to be with Mr. Sakata?"

"I just thought about it, and I don't know what he thinks. Speaking of Xiaoye, I always thought that you have been matching the two of us since you met Yin? Recently, the more I think about it, the more I think it is. We didn't feel that way at first."

Sanye just covered her mouth and smiled without saying a word. Just as I was about to ask, my phone rang. I took out my phone and looked, and it turned out to be from Tufang.

"Hey, Hijikata-san, I'm sitting here with Mrs. Hijikata, what's the matter?"

"...Natural Juan was arrested by the Jianhui Group."

"Huh? Why, aren't you a policeman? Shouldn't it be your responsibility to protect citizens?"

"It's a bit complicated. In short, you should go to the Hui group first and release him on bail."

Didn't I say that the Mieigumi with Isaburo Sasaki is more terrifying than the Shinsengumi with Ito... Ito can guess who I am, smarter than him and has the same goal as Shinsuke Sasaki, I don't want to have a bloodbath at my wedding.

Although I don't know what Jin Zhu thinks about me now, but he will never let go of those who deceived him. This is the only thing I can guarantee, why is it so sad to say it.

I called Souwu and asked him to release me on bail, and Souwu readily agreed.

As a result, I didn't receive the email from Yinshi until noon——

"I'm infiltrating and searching, earning a lot of extra money, joining the barbarians, villains, Tianzhu, yo~"

For this kind of low-level RAP, I only replied two words, "Where's the food?"

In view of Yinshi's unreliability, I finally chose to have dinner at Sanye, and by the way, I had dinner together. The earthwork just called and said that I would work overtime at the bureau tonight and would not come back. I guess it should be iron Nosuke was kidnapped, so I went to rescue him, but Sanye is still here, I don't know it at all, lest she worry.

"So, you and Mr. Sakata are both people with lofty ideals?!" Sanye asked in surprise.

I just told her about Yinshi and I in the second period of youth in the past, the days when we beat Fang Qiu on the battlefield, which is the story in the second volume of this article. Frankly speaking, I am now a police officer.The feeling of observing my family members confessing the fact that I am a criminal is really incomparably subtle.

"Once upon a time, how can I say that I have been washing my hands for many years, and I have left wounds on the battlefield. Now I am a standard good citizen. I have worked hard for the economic development of Edo. Well, maybe there is a brick in that space station that I contributed to the tax."

"I'm just curious, Axue, why did you come to Wuzhou? Why didn't you come to Edo with Mr. Sakata? Aren't you two childhood sweethearts at that time?"

"Of course it's for you." I said affectionately to Sanye.

"Axue!" Sanye glared at me, but what I said was the truth.

Sanye's cell phone rang suddenly, I looked at the time, it was almost twelve midnight, it was already this time, I watched Sanye talking softly to the phone.

Sanye is very gentle to everyone, but lovers and friends are different, so this call is from Hijikata, so it is over there?So fast?

"Axue, Fourteenth Lang is looking for you."

"Looking for me? Why are you looking for me? Let's talk about it first. We will never do anything illegal or criminal."

"What did you say?" Hijikata's voice came from the phone, "As the fiancée of Bai Yasha, the famous anti-barbarian warrior, Miss Kuaijian Beauty, are you sure you have never committed any crimes?"

Immediately afterwards, Yinshi's voice came out of the phone again, "I said it was 'before'! The people who fought against barbarians! You people were saved by me, but now you turn around and want to avenge your kindness?!"

"I thought you were suspicious a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be a legendary fighter against barbarians who is as famous as Takasugi and Gui. That's right, after all, ordinary people don't have that kind of skill, right? Your Highness White Yaksha."

"It's been said that he is a former patriot, but how I see it now is a kind-hearted citizen. Besides, isn't this guy also a patriot, isn't he, Teknosuke-kun!"

"Really, it's exactly the same as what you said." Sanye leaned over and said to me.

"I can't help it, because they are all former soldiers with lofty ideals, and they share the same taste."

"Hey guide, now we are going to arrest your danna, do you want to go to the shrine to buy a few sticks of incense or go to the temple to find a monk, so as not to be anxious at that time?" Hijikata asked me.

"Buying incense? What are you doing, keep the tribute? Don't be kidding, what's the point of living for a man who can't even buy food, even if he dies, don't even want to eat it, you bastard!"

"Miyuki, honey, you can't—"

"That's how it is, and I'm sorry." Tufang directly ignored Yinshi who was still shouting my name over there, and hung up the phone.

"Ah, that's great, it feels so good to be single!"

Mitsuba smiled happily on the sidelines.

"Okay, Xiaoye, let's go to sleep. Mr. Tukata will let him go to the earth, silver, and silver. I don't know what it is. Oh yes, the day after tomorrow, tomorrow is the anniversary of the death of Mr. Goro, and he will be very happy. A younger brother and sister who are so gentle, graceful, beautiful and generous. How about we discuss the wedding today?"

"Are you discussing your wedding with Mr. Sakata?"

"It's been said that I'm single, and now I've asked a former fiancé who is about to be executed, ah, it feels so good."

Mitsuba and I laughed and fell asleep.

The author has something to say:

Thank you Erjun and Super Funny and Unscrupulous for throwing mines to me a few days ago. After the thankful comments were swallowed that day, I always thought it was still there, and then I realized that it was actually gone...

Chapter 555 of Qiangwei Hooligans is solved, and the story of Hijikata and Sanye will come to an end. Such a beautiful Sanye, how can I have the heart to marry her off[-]

The next chapter is semi-daily, but there will be a magical turning point, and there will be something you absolutely unexpected.

Jinsuke still didn’t show up, but if Miyuki went there for Yinshi, then Jinsuke would definitely know about Miyuki, at that time he would [beep——], or [beep——], I’m so scared .

There are also children's papers who were deceived by the first few paragraphs, this is Gintama, how could there be a 100% picture of strawberries!Also, I couldn’t speak properly, and after writing a few sentences, I felt that my heart was beating wildly, and I was so ashamed~ As for the part that MADAO said in the original work, "I didn't deceive you", in fact, there are also deceptions in Japanese.Into the meaning of 【shh - cover your mouth】