Don't pick up boyfriends in sand sculptures

12.

Wei Li wants to resign.

Since before the N book, I have been crazy about resigning.It is said that many websites such as HT and FW can meet his demands. It is like a paradise on earth. There are all kinds of beautiful and smooth ones. It is sure to satisfy all Wei Li's fantasies about tyranny. However, Wei Li is a giant in thought but a dwarf in action, let alone practice.

He told Gu Nanchao about this.

Gu Nanchao said "Yes" indifferently, and continued to be his domineering president approving documents.

Wei Li: "..." Do you not care about me! ?

Oh, you're just my partner, of course you don't care!Forget it, I'd better go to HT to find true love!

He also told the clerk who was familiar with LJJ about this matter.

The LJJ clerk let out a suppressed smile and patted him on the shoulder meaningfully: "Work hard, there is still a bright future for usurping the protagonist."

13.

He also had a chat with the HT staff about this matter--a piece of money to snatch the protagonist Shou Xiaruan, cross-site telegram, and the Internet fee is very expensive.

Xia Ruan: Do you know what my name means?

Wei Li: Xiao Qingqing.

Xia Ruan quickly replied with "Dididi" a few times: It's a delicate body that is easy to push down!

Wei Li stood up in awe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

14.

Xia Ruan: My husband is in heat every day, and his head is full of yellow waste.

Xia Ruan: It's very annoying, doesn't the dog man know that I also need to rest, sleep, drink water and start a career? !Three times in one night changed to seven times! !

Wei Libei came from it: adore adore.

Wei Li: The drought dies, and the flood dies.My partner's kissing skills are poor, and he can only chat under a quilt. Forget it, he must be a straight man. It's normal for a straight man to not be interested in men.

Xia Ruan: How do you know he is straight?Can the staff of Jin Chun Ai Literature be a straight man?Are you kidding me?

Wei Li: It's time to ask! The protagonist of LJJ Gong, before meeting true love, which one is not self-cleaning, iceberg abstinence, and does not even look at others!As soon as I meet true love, I can't wait to have red eyes, swallow people, and seem to be in heat every day... However, my partner treats me completely.

Wei Li: Not at all! ! !

Xia Ruan: That can only mean that you are not his true love.

Wei Li mourned, and miserably typed a line: I think he is a male protagonist who has strayed into Congchun's love of literature, and his whole body exudes a little freshness, ah... so small and fresh.

Wei Li: When I was sick, he said he pressed my head to make me take medicine and said he would get well soon, but he didn’t know how to coax me; when I fell down, he asked me to get up by myself, but he didn’t know how to pull me up; I drank milk tea, but he didn’t allow me, He still insisted that I drink milk; I cook and cook for him, but he won’t allow it, and he also said that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen...

Xia Ruan: Mu Mu Mu Mu.

Xia Ruan: I'm sick and my husband wants to sleep with me, when I fall he says I seduce him, when I drink water he says I seduce him to commit a crime, when I cook he doesn't care and hugs me...

Xia Ruan: I'm so tired.

Wei Li: I don’t know what to say except envy.

15.

After that happy conversation, Wei Li and Xia Ruan maintained cross-site contact, but they said that they would go to HT to get a new job, but they didn't go for a lot of books. Who made LJJ, a damn little fairy, understand a truth- — What you can't get is the best!

Wei, a giant in thought, Li wanted to take Gu Nanchao by force, and tried every means to be with Gu Nanchao, but Wei Li, a dwarf in action, saw that Gu Nanchao's plots and schemes were all dead, and finally became—— silently guarding .

When Gu Nanchao got married, he would leave quickly.

Yes, just treat your partner as your son.

From time to time, he talked about going to HT, but this time Wei Li was forced to panic by the increasingly strict review, so he ran to the LJJ office with arrogance, slapped the table fiercely and shouted: "I To resign!!"

Not surprisingly, the LJJ clerk sat upright and continued to correct the homework. By the way, he took the seal and gave some test papers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 stars. He was very busy.

The point is that the entire LJJ office is like a small workshop, with less than 30 workers at full cost.

Just... hin's small workshop, hin looks poor, hin makes people think that this shit is the top 1 female channel website in xx country? !Especially the billboard outside the office, which seemed to be from the previous era, and the office hidden on a certain floor in a residential building, made him suspect that he had entered a certain secret spy safe house every time he came.

... No, these are not the most important!

Gu Nanchao followed from behind, frowned and said, "No swearing is allowed."

With grievances in Wei Li's eyes, he was dissatisfied and arrogant and snorted, arrogantly yelling at the LJJ clerk: "I want to resign!! I'm going to HT! I won't stay here anymore! Don't say anything! Resign Let’s go through the formalities! Red lock four, five or six times a night! The review has changed batch after batch! The author of TM just wrote a kiss!!”

"Just write a kiss and you will be locked!!"

"Hongsuo, you have no heart! Hongsuo, you have no conscience at all!!!"

16.

The LJJ clerk watched him finish his rant, and took out a stack of documents from the cabinet with ease, on which was written "Jinjiang Signing Terms", "I'm sorry, you have been sold for Jin □ □ x years, and you need to wait until the contract expires before you can terminate the contract."

As if struck by lightning, Wei Li tremblingly picked up the "Jinjiang Signing Terms", looked at the familiar clauses on it, and finally shed tears of youthful and ignorant repentance from his familiar signature, and shouted: "Why? "

The LJJ clerk added coldly: "You are not the first protagonist who wants to go to HT, and you are not the last protagonist who wants to go to HT. But none of them made it..."

"Why?" Wei Li blinked his red eyes and asked pitifully.

LJJ clerk: "Because you don't meet the conditions for HT acceptance, you will lose your job."

Wei Li was completely petrified and shattered into pieces: "..."

In other words: he will never even think about leaving LJJ in this life!

Clerk of LJJ: "Work hard, there is still a bright future in taking the protagonist of Hao Duo Wen."

Wei Li doesn't know how many times he has told the protagonist that the protagonist has been attacked by this sentence, the love of the leader is always so thin, comforting and stylized, and by the way, Wei Li's heart is broken!

No love! Neither does X life!What a future!

Wei Li cried hoarsely, wishing he could bang his head against the wall, and Gu Nanchao kicked him up and carried him out, and said calmly, "Good boy."

The LJJ clerk shook his head: "Another crazy one."

The other clerk clicked his tongue twice and said: "In the past, the protagonist was full of fire, but now the protagonist is so full of fire, what's the matter?"

17.

Wei Li had been decadent for a few days, and happened to be playing a game with the protagonist of Chang Gong's literature, and the other party comforted him a few words: "Hey, why do you think it's a big deal?! If you don't like this one, you can get another one! Change one, and the next one will be better! "

Wei Liman revived with blood, clenched his fists and said: "Change literature, eternal god!"

So, now he's looking for a new love.