Don't pick up boyfriends in sand sculptures

18.

Gu Nanchao's elder, Wei Li, was five years old, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, an imposing appearance, broad shoulders, tall and long legs, he was the most eye-catching person in the crowd.

Because of the relationship set by robbery, they live together in each book, and they often lie on the same bed when performing plots on stage, with a wall separated under the curtain.On stage, Gu Nanchao may be because of the characters’ vivid expressions—anger, sadness, accusation, sadness… But off the screen, even if Wei Li encounters a catastrophe, Gu Nanchao can deal with it calmly and calmly. Give away any emotion.

High IQ and high elite, they tend to be perfect in everything they do casually.

It was as if, his partner was born this way.

Maybe it's because Gu Nanchao is older, everything he does is thoughtful and thoughtful, almost perfect, and won't make Wei Li feel uncomfortable.Wei Li likes to play the piano today, Gu Nanchao bought him a piano and invited a piano teacher, Wei Li likes to look at the stars tomorrow, Gu Nanchao bought him an astronomical telescope, Wei Li likes archery the day after tomorrow, Gu Nanchao took him to the archery range...

Wei Li is hot for 3 minutes.

It takes a lot of time to figure it out, and many things are laborious to do, but they can't be done well.

In 70% of the things, Gu Nanchao almost responded to his needs, but Wei Li lost interest in many of the 70% of the things, but was forced by Gu Nanchao to insist on it... and 30% of the things, such as drinking milk tea, making bubbles, etc. Things like being a bad boy, sleeping late, smoking and drinking too much, etc., were completely rejected by Gu Nanchao.

Wei Li liked Gu Nanchao to the point of explosion.

Every word Gu Nanchao said, every action, no matter what he did on stage or off the screen, he liked everything so much, it was because he liked it so much that he was going crazy, the closer he was on stage, the more calm and reserved he was off the screen. It made Wei Li want to go crazy, want to run, want to escape.

19.

Wei Li is not a person who babbles and chatters, except for his actor-level acting skills on stage, almost all emotions off-screen are on his face.He has seen many chasing wives crematoriums, most of them were caused by the estrangement caused by lack of communication, so he never kept his liking for Gu Nanchao under wraps.

After performing a show on the stage where the main character robs and steals the text, the protagonist can't be courted, Gu Nanchao's eyes were full of paranoia and gloom, he pushed him down on the sofa forcefully and viciously, and said the lines: "I won't let you not Like me! You must like me!"

Then, there is the kiss.

The two evaded the chase, Wei Li's blushing cheeks were stained with his cold tears, and then it was covered with blackness, and there were three […] on top of his head.

Wei Li embraced the darkness, wrapped his arms around Gu Nanchao's neck actively, kissed the corner of his lips in the darkness, and said without thinking: "I don't like others, I like you."

Obviously he didn't do anything, but he was no different from a cooked shrimp, his heart was about to jump out.

Gu Nanchao was silent for a while, and after a faint "um", as if he had heard something unimportant, he carried him into the bedroom as usual, and took out the medicine box to Wei Li to deal with when there was light Wounds, hanging eyes, Band-Aid education said: "You are still young, don't just say you like it."

When Wei Li saw his cold face, he wanted to refute twice, but he was obedient and used to reply: "Oh."

Not casually.

20.

Wei Li is annoying.

21.

Wei Li went to the bar to find a new love.

Sitting at the bar and drinking two glasses of wine, someone offered him a drink. By the way, he struck up a conversation. While drinking, he compared the person he struck up a conversation with with Gu Nanchao. He declined both of them. When the tenth person came, it happened that LJJ was playing the affectionate man. Two staff.

Wei Li chatted happily with him, tiptoe touched the trousers of the affectionate male second suggestively, and the eyes of both sides instantly turned to each other.

She's not as good looking as Gu Nanchao, but she's more enthusiastic than Gu Nanchao, more talkative than Gu Nanchao, and more knowledgeable about style than Gu Nanchao... Yes, it's the same for literature!

Then, Wei Li pretended to be drunk and snuggled into the arms of the affectionate male second, ready to go home with him and cultivate a relationship.

The male second stuffed him on the co-pilot, fastened his seat belt carefully, got in the car and started the engine.

Unexpectedly, before the car started to drive a few meters, it was blocked by another car making a turn.Perhaps because of the haste, the two cars came into close contact. The car of the affectionate male second was pushed aside and crooked, the front of the car was squeezed and deformed, and it got stuck between the car and the fence, as if it was a forced crime the wicked.

With this collision, Wei Li pretended to be drunk and woke up, looked out in shock and panic, and then saw Gu Nanchao pulling the car door, dragging him out of the car, and closing the door with a "bang".

The affectionate male second's car was deformed.

But the affectionate male second didn't care about it at all, and drove away without daring to get out of the car to claim compensation.

Wei Li: "...?"

"What are you doing?!" Wei Li didn't see the plot sauce, and changed from ignorant and dazed to angry and annoyed. Seeing the affectionate male lead run away, let alone how uncomfortable he was, he pushed Gu Nanchao away and chased the car for a while, shouting "You Don't go."

The affectionate male second runs faster than anyone else.

"Go home when you've had enough trouble." Gu Nanchao's face was so gloomy that water dripped out.

Wei Li finally found a new love, and was kicked out just like that, his eyes were red with anger, he turned around and yelled at Gu Nanchao: "I won't come back! I won't come back!"

I was so excited that the saliva came out.

Gu Nanchao didn't give him a chance to be self-willed, he pulled him into the car forcefully by the hand, Wei Li struggled desperately, vowing to break free from the shackles, this kind of confrontation enraged Gu Nanchao, he directly hugged Wei Liheng Unceremoniously throwing it in the car, tearing off the tie around his neck, tied up Wei Li's fidgeting hands with ease, pressed his shoulders and stared at him in the dark night, his voice was as cold as ever: "Be good."

Wei Li was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, he was dumbfounded like a frightened bird.

22.

Why did you come to him? !

Why did you come to him! ?

Why did you specifically crash the car into pieces! ?

23.

[Chapter XX: Confession]

Oh, because the drama sauce appeared.

24.

This episode is unremarkable, it's the attacker and the victim complaining to each other, and the kiss ends.Wei Li Jingye entered the state in a second, and after speaking his lines, he took the initiative to kiss the corner of Gu Nanchao's lips according to the plot, and then was pressed against the wall by Gu Nanchao. The kiss was fierce and long, and even bit Wei Li's lip.

wrong!There is no such part in the plot!

——No, his partner has improved a bit or two now!

The world was plunged into darkness again, indicating that the workers were at rest.

Wei Li wanted to remind Gu Nanchao that he had made a mistake, and subconsciously wanted to push him away, but Gu Nanchao grabbed his hand and raised it above his head as if deliberately not aware of the shady scene. Wei Li was kissed so much that he wanted to remind him but didn't want to. The two sides stopped when their legs were weak after being kissed.

Wei Li blushed badly, and pretended to be careless: "That's it, it's over."

Damn, I still want to kiss again!

Under the curtain!It's under the curtain!It's different from the stage... This is the first time that Gu Nanchao kissed him behind the scenes.

Gu Nanchao glanced at him delicately, clasped his chin and kissed him again, soft and soft, Wei Li's mind seemed to be steaming with boiling water at that moment, his whole body was limp as if he was going to slide along the wall to the ground, being caught by Gu Nan Nan Chao buckled his waist and fixed it.

Blank, all blank.

"Gu Nanchao, what are you doing?" Wei Li couldn't bear to tease him, especially Gu Nanchao who was behind the curtain teasing him, he couldn't stand it at all.

It was hard to regain some sanity, and her cheeks were hot.

Gu Nanchao narrowed his eyes slightly, with a smile on his lips, "What do you think I'm doing?"

"Exploring the structure of the mouth."

"..."

"Discussing kissing skills!" Wei Li's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers in appreciation: "Indeed, your kissing skills have improved a lot recently, and you will continue to work hard in the future!"

Raise a ghost!It's still as bad as ever, and the kiss is just so-so.

Gu Nanchao stared at him for a while, the smile on his face disappeared completely, "You went to the bar today."

Wei Li laughed dryly.

Damn, that look is so scary!

"Drinking." Gu Nanchao also lightly sniffed the smell of alcohol on his body, and commented: "Whiskey."

Wei Li blinked, innocent and pitiful, laughing so hard that he wanted to cry.

Settling accounts after autumn is the most terrifying.

"How many palms?" Gu Nanchao asked ruthlessly.

Wei Li looked at his eyes that had become cold in an instant, his heart pounded, he swallowed, and boldly said: "...partner, I did it for my lifelong happiness."

"Lifelong happiness?" Gu Nanchao squinted his eyes, and there was a glimmer of gloom in his eyes.

"You and I have been single for many years, you have to find a boyfriend quickly, otherwise there will be all kinds of younger brothers and younger sisters flooding into the spouse market in the future, and we will gradually eliminate elderly people like us..." Wei Li swore to him and analyzed : "It is important to love work, but it is also important to start a family."

"Oh."

that's all?Wei Li saw that his face was neither happy nor angry, and he couldn't figure out the situation and continued: "Actually, you and I are partners. If I go to find a boyfriend, you can be my wingman, and if you find a boyfriend, I can also be your wingman..."

"wingman?"

"It's an assist."

Gu Nanchao stared at his eyes for a while, and Wei Li's scalp became numb, before he said lightly, "Okay."

In the end, Wei Li was slapped fifty times in the palm of his hand.

When the cane was pulled to the end, he was so painful that every nerve ending throbbed, and he felt that Gu Nanchao's attack was too cruel this time, so he gritted his teeth desperately not to cry.

How dare he cry?He can't compare to Gu Nanchao anywhere, and he can't cry about this kind of thing, crying is just not fun.

Wei Li felt ashamed in front of Gu Nanchao.

Especially after the confession failed.

25.

The protagonist of Changing Gong literature is very popular, and I recommended a bunch of high-quality fierce 1s to him, and even reserved a bunch of QQ accounts, and expressed his welcome to join the Changing Literature base camp.

Wei Li regards Gu Nanchao as a brother and sister, and discusses the pile of fierce ones with him without any scruples. Gu Nanchao looks at one photo after another, picks out a few, and Wei Li makes an appointment to meet one by one.

None came.

The pigeons were released six times.

As a wingman, Gu Nanchao has a good sense of self-consciousness, shouldering the important task of comforting him, and taking him who has been released as a pigeon to aquariums, zoos, seaside and other places to play...

Wei Li completely gave up meeting and decided to settle for the next best thing - online dating.

It's okay to live without X, but he can also make virtual love.

26.

Wei Li did what he said, and made a special trip to post on the forum.

[We are looking for an online dating boyfriend: 183cm and above, can talk about love and blow rainbow farts, good-looking, good-talking, tall and long legs, high IQ and high education]

1L: Talk about love, nothing else.

2L: LZ, your requirements are too high!Is this the requirement to find a boyfriend now?

……

17L: It seems to be reading a post about a rich woman asking for a child with a lot of money. If Lz is really rich, he can have a high IQ and a high education. Of course, I have to think about it!

27.

Wei Li didn't expect that someone would poke him privately.

[Zao: Are you looking for a boyfriend? 】

[Li: Yes yes yes! 】

Then Wei Li couldn't wait to give him the high IQ questions that he had prepared, and the other party answered the questions smoothly without any pause. As soon as the first part of the interview was over, the second part arrived. Wei Li and Mr. Zao exchanged photos of the lower half of their faces. Look at the date of the photo to confirm that it is my photo, and then test the skills of love talk.

【Li: You don't know that I've been waiting for you for a long time】

【Early: 6 [-] minutes】

[Li: ... 0 points]

Wei Li rubbed his forehead, and felt that Mr. Zao was fine in everything else, but his love talk skill score was 0, and then he sent Mr. Zao a document of earthy love talk.

[Li: I'm sorry, I really want my boyfriend to say a lot of love words to me, can you memorize them by heart, we will try again next time]

【Good morning. 】

28.

LJJ can't quit.

But Wei Li still wants to resign. The only way is to take the national civil servant exam. When the job changes, no one can stop him from contributing to the prosperity of the motherland.

Wei Li bought exam books and made papers every day.

29.

When the plot sauce came, Wei Li's mind was full of Mao Gai, Marx, Shen Lun, etc. When Gu Nanchao wanted to kiss him based on the jealous plot, he raised his hand to cover Gu Nanchao's lips and opened his mouth to recite the eight honors and eight shames before he was satisfied Nodding rewardingly, he gave Gu Nanchao a perfunctory kiss to complete the plot.When Gu Nanchao stared dangerously at the wall and asked who he liked, Wei Li affectionately wanted to say the line "I like you the most", but ended up saying "I love this land deeply".

After reacting, he looked at the frowning Gu Nanchao seriously and said, "Oh, I like you the most."

Gu Nanchao seemed a little annoyed at his absent-mindedness, and kissed him fiercely and eagerly, holding his head with his ten fingers, and his fingertips kept moving in the soft hair.

Wei Li is still reciting historical knowledge, the far-reaching impact of the xx incident, and he is wandering in the ocean of knowledge with his eyes closed, completely out of his mind.

When he opened his eyelids, he saw Gu Nanchao staring at him deeply, "I like you."

Wei Li was calm and calm, suddenly said "Oh", and replied, "Me too."

Hey, the author of the emotional flow is Jiang Zi, who always likes to be tired and crooked. You say I like you, you say I like you, and it has been pushed and pulled for many chapters... Look, these two sentences are the favorite of Qianghao Duowen lines.

Wei·Experienced·Li Wenru is an old dog, never admitting that he didn't watch the plot at all this time.

30.

Wei Li is very busy.

While endorsing, at the same time dating her boyfriend online.

The online dating boyfriend has made rapid progress, and he really fits the crowd with a high IQ, and the love words pop out every sentence.

As soon as Wei Li was happy, he sent a hundred red envelopes to Mr. Zao, and said; [Actually, I really hope that I can do 100 things as a couple with my boyfriend, but it is also possible for us to do it together through the screen. 】

31.

Wei Li thinks that Gu Nanchao is very strange recently, he often loses control of his emotions when going on stage, especially when he is silently memorizing his actions, he always pinches his waist to make him be more serious.It was even more strange when he was behind the curtain. He was clearly reading the financial statements in the study, but he insisted on pulling him to sit on his lap and do things together, which is completely inconsistent with the style of a straight man...

32.

Wei Li felt that Gu Nanchao's various actions had too much affected his public examination.

Therefore, he lived in a hotel very luxuriously.