[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

The evil god was forced to endure three severe beatings from Osamu Dazai verbally, psychologically, and physically.He didn't dare to resist, because he had a clear sequence of size and rank in his heart.

For various reasons, the God of Eyuan is above him.And what about the God of Misfortune?Her endless pampering of her followers is enough to show that their status in her heart is far greater than her own.

So this class status inequality displayed in front of the evil god becomes extremely ridiculous.

Believers of the God of Misfortune > God of Misfortune > Evil God

The evil god is not only disqualified by the human world due to his own ability, but also his status is also disqualified.

The first in-depth communication between Osamu Dazai and the evil god started in such a hasty way in the field, but the god of fate on the other side didn't know anything about it.

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"Ah~ it's finally over! Heh heh, I have to report to Mori Boss as soon as possible~" I threw off my subordinates and ran wildly on the roof of Yokohama alone.I can't wait to see Boss Mori's hairline recede five centimeters!

A tiny tentacle of divine power tapped my shoulder. "Who? Come out." Although I said so, I already knew who it was.

"I thought that coming here this time would be the last time I saw you. God of Misfortune, don't come here without any harm." A small black-robed villain appeared from mid-air, no taller than a finger's height, covered in black mist, floating obediently At eye level with me.

"Shouldn't you be the first to know if I have a ghost, so worried about me? Ghosts and gods." With a sneer, he stretched out his hand to push the little bug away from my eyes, and continued to drive towards the mafia building on his own.

Instead of reminiscing about the past with ghosts and gods, it is better to go back and admire the hairline of Mori Boss, at least this makes me happier.But ghosts and gods are here, so we can't let him come here for nothing...

Thinking of this, I raised the corners of my lips and gave him a contemptuous look... "Your little appearance is really... cute~"

The ghost quickly lowered the brim of his hat to cover half of his face.

Oh, it's all black mist, it doesn't matter if it's covered or not.

"It's just a body. You are the one who meddled in this kind of thing. Do you really think that you are still the god of fate? This time it is not deeply involved. It is a fluke. If you continue to mess around like before, even I will I can’t help you.” The ghosts and gods floated closely beside me, waving the small scythe in their hands back and forth, making funny but insignificant threats.

"So you'll still help me, right? Thanks, Ghost." I ignored it and sped on.

"You...thank me?" The ghosts and gods were left behind for a moment, and some wobbled to catch up.

"Let me think about what rewards I should give you?" Although I said so, rewards and the like are impossible~

"You don't need to thank me, God of Misfortune." The ghost shook his head, floated in front of him, and faced me with his face covered in black mist.

Slap him away with a slap, "Sure enough, forget it. Before I'm completely angry, you'd better get out of my sight!"

The ghosts and gods did not resist, followed my strength, rolled twice in the air, and floated back again.He hangs his head, is clingy and talkative, and is really annoying. "You know, I don't want you to die. Don't say such things..."

I didn't want to talk to him, and said in a cold and hard tone, "Get out, I don't want to see you."

"Okay, I hope the next meeting won't be too soon. Don't mess around, I'll go now..." The ghost flew around me a few times, and disappeared into the air again just like when it came.

Ghosts and gods associate with death.He is the soul manager of human beings after death, and also the last witness god when the gods fall.

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The port mafia building is finally back!

I stood under the tall building and looked up at the tallest landmark building in Yokohama.There is a rush of emotion in my heart...

my game!I can finally come back to play games!Although Mr. Lemon bought the latest game for me, but I feel wronged when I think that I didn't play it in the first time!

Just because of the shooting these few days arranged by Mori Boss... all the time!always!It's squeezing me!I really want to...

Now rush up and grab a handful of Mori Boss's hair!Make him bald like a samurai head in the Edo period!

Um?Isn't this Mr. Lemon?Why is he at the door again.pick me up? !Woohoo, it's so sweet~ I'm so happy to go forward and hug Mr. Lemon, "Mr. Lemon~ I'll go back..."

Mr. Lemon raised his hand and warmly greeted the courier brother who appeared from the side, "Ah! Yes, it's my courier! Just move it into the hall..."

Mr. Lemon finally counted a long list of couriers, only to turn around and find me who was left alone. "...Ah,... isn't this Mr. Yuan! Why didn't you talk to..." I kept a happy smile and punched him.

"Hmm...cough," Mr. Lemon took a sudden punch from me, but he was still strong enough to finish what was interrupted by the hard core. "Why didn't you come back with Dazai-sama? Why did Yuan-sama hit me? Did I offend you?"

A tic-tac-toe exploded above my head, and I raised my lowered fist again, giving him a symmetry.

"Why hit me again?!" Mr. Lemon stepped back aggrievedly, holding his swollen cheeks with both hands.

"The first punch was an itchy hand, this time you deserve it!" I swung my arms, ready to decide on the third punch depending on the situation, "In your eyes, why do I need to come back with Dazai-kun?! I see you are so big Your goggles are just a decoration!"

As he spoke, he got angry, took big strides, jumped up and snatched his goggles, and hit the ground with a 'boom da'... "Humph!"

"Ah! My goggles! It's too much, Mr. Yuan! Obviously, Mr. Dazai said that you would pick him up!" Mr. Lemon squatted on the ground crying to check his beloved goggles with his swollen face .

?Dazai-kun said, I will pick him up?His skin is itchy?

"When did he say that?" I was extremely confused by Dazai-kun's words and deeds.

Why don't you call me directly?Instead, contact Mr. Lemon and wait for me here?

"Just now! Otherwise, how could I have misunderstood?!" Mr. Lemon was extremely wronged, stroking the two huge cracks on the goggles with distress.

"Cough. Sorry, I overreacted." Realizing my mistake, I sneaked a glance at Mr. Lemon, trying to remedy it. "There are a lot of express delivery, let me help you move it. Swipe my card for the new goggles."

"No, the subordinates will move. Yuan-sama, let's go to the appointment quickly. It's not a fun thing to let Dazai-sama's pigeons go." Mr. Lemon cheered up quickly, looked up at me, and took out his mobile phone to operate it. "It seems that Master Yuan didn't receive the message at all, so he forwarded it to you. Check it out."

When I looked at the information on my phone, I saw a magnitude [-] earthquake.In the short message, the simple word mixed in it suddenly became extremely dazzling in my eyes.

The most unfavorable word for Mr. Dazai, "Aoi sauce"!

Cthulhu, what good deed have you done? !It's just that they were found. As for being exposed so thoroughly?Are you itchy too? !

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have driven away ghosts and gods. Isn't it just right to take him to witness the death of the evil gods?

Huh, unbelievable...exposed.

too fast!It's been less than a month since I joined port mafia!

Dazai is so terrifying, and the trash is like a dog-smelling evil god.

Now, the best choice is to go to that bar to check the situation according to Dazai-kun's instructions.At the very least, we must rescue the trash evil god.

At that time, the evil god who completed my commission, if he met Dazai-kun shortly after the event, would definitely avoid him because of my reasons. In addition, Dazai-kun's bug's supernatural ability "disqualification in the world", it is no wonder that the evil god will be forced to surrender. .

Now we can only hope that the evil god can still resist Dazai-kun's inquiry and not reveal all the information.In this case, even if Dazai-kun has guessed part of the truth, before there is not enough evidence to prove the guess, he won't be too embarrassing for me... right?

This kind of self-comfort really doesn't work...

Pray nia?

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Yes, I changed clothes.Among the clothes that Dazai-kun bought for me before, the top1 suits I don’t want to wear.

It's completely because Dazai-kun saw through the type of clothing I don't like to wear, and completely deprived me of my hobby of wearing cheap peripheral T-shirts.And this set of designated top1 is... so coquettish that I can't see it.

This short skirt is similar to a little cheongsam, except that the front looks only slightly sexy and has a heart-shaped skylight on the chest... the left and right sides are hollowed out and cross-connected with thin ropes, and the back Hollow cut, deep into the exposure of the waistline, and a thin pearl chain that grows to the vest hangs down from the back of the neck in a different pattern...

This is a big set that includes fat|times and underwear.The silky and light texture of the fabric makes it hard for me, a fallen angel, not to think about some strange things.It all required a tremendous amount of shame and a tremendous amount of self-sacrifice to put on.

What kind of strange punishment is this shameful?Or is he just testing my sincerity in this interview?I questioned my soul when I looked at myself dressed in the mirror.Is this suit really necessary?

Sure enough, what a shame!I grabbed a long black trench coat and wrapped myself tightly.

Anyway, Dazai-kun didn't say you can't add clothes, so it can't be my fault.

Full of apprehension and tension, I walked into the dim alley that I gradually became familiar with.Before coming over, I wasn't even in the mood to laugh at Boss Mori's new hairstyle in the name of reporting.

In the alley, a breeze from the ground rolled up, passed through the gaps in the windbreaker, and brought a burst of coolness to the whole body.

This cold and subtle feeling of bad foreboding...

As I hit the bar doorknob, I took a deep breath.

"Hush-huh-"

When I was ready, I opened the door, and the red-haired man in the center of the incident immediately caught my eyes.

Oda Sakunosuke!

"Oda-kun! Why are you here!" I quickly closed the door, and ran to Oda-kun in a few steps. "Great! You're all right."

Great, Oda-kun is here.Dazai-kun will never go too far!

"The mission went well, I'm sorry for worrying you. I heard that Yuan sent the shop manager to the hospital, thank you." Oda-kun put down the wine glass in his hand and nodded to me.

Chance!A great opportunity to brush up favorability!

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Title sugar (connect the first word of each chapter title)

Chapters 1-16: Gods will not fall in love unless the object is Osamu Dazai.

Chapter 16-26: Today is also a day of indulging in smoking.

Chapters 27-39: Although he is a villain, the gods don't mind.

Chapters 40-48: He is the special favor of the gods.

【Nutritional Liquid Theater】

Author: Thank you for the 10 bottles of nutrient solution I watered myself.I'm really good.It doesn't matter if you can't write it, if the logic dies, it dies, if ooc is ooc, as long as people are fine.

Ghost: It’s okay, I’ll collect your body if you die.

Zuo: That's why you're so unlikable. Thanks to me, I gave you a cute look.Fight for it!To be slapped away with a slap, don't you want to lose face?

Evil God: Exactly!What else would you do but be open year-round and business-like!

Author: He can beat people!Cthulhu, you trash, what else can you do besides debuff?Your abs are only a whole piece of stupid batch!

Yuanjiang: Really!Totally two idiots.

Author: When will you achieve the goal of holding two in three years?

Yuanjiang: If I remember correctly?I am a god.Why do you have to hug two in three years?Even if I'm human, I can't do it alone, right? !

Worked by: @大杰治

Osamu Dazai: Do you think I'm not working hard enough?

Zuo: Sorry, you worked very hard.It's because I didn't work hard enough!The next one will definitely work!

Osamu Dazai: I don't think you can.

Make: I can do it!Women can't say they can't do it!Ah, the next book doesn’t seem to work, so let’s download the next book...

Osamu Dazai: Here I suggest you recognize the reality as soon as possible.

Ps: Sometimes the nutrient solution increases in this book, but there is no new nutrient solution small theater.Don't panic, because I poured it myself.