[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

Oda-kun thanked me earnestly, which relieved my nervousness about revealing my identity a lot.

"It's a small matter, you're welcome. It just happened to be by chance." Coincidentally, I deliberately came after Mr. Dazai and the others.The Dazai-kun at that time should have noticed something, that's why he left so decisively.

"Wait, why did the two of you leave me and chat so happily?" Dazai-kun poked his head out from behind Oda-kun, looked at me and laughed. "Yuanjiang, do you still drink the wine from last time?"

"That's right... that's fine, let's have a drink." I walked around Oda-kun with a smile, and sat between him and Dazai-kun.

Yes, there was one seat vacant among them.Instead of sitting on Dazai-kun's side, it's better to be closer to Oda-kun, and you can increase your favorability.

Oda-kun's reaction was too honest. "Ah, I'm sorry, it was Dazai and you who made an appointment with Yuan, do you need me to leave?"

"No, no need."

"Oda-kun, don't go!"

As soon as our two words overlapped, I couldn't help looking at Dazai-kun, but it happened to meet his gaze.Dazai-kun pulled the corners of his mouth first and gave me a meaningful smile. "This matter is also related to Oda Saku."

"Ah, is that so? Then I'll continue to interrupt." Oda-kun re-raised his wine glass in a kind manner. "Then what is Dazai going to say?"

At this time, my wine was also brought up.But, to be honest, I was starting to regret sitting between the two of them.I feel that I am particularly redundant, no, of course it is not redundant in this event, but a more wonderful kind of redundant in the atmosphere.

My current situation is like a dash in the middle of an allegory. It has a little effect, but it doesn't feel necessary.

As if he didn't see my embarrassment at all, Dazai-kun tilted his head, looked past me, and started talking to Oda-kun, "I said in the past that Oda Saku wanted to become a novelist. So, if you continue to live This kind of mafia life, I'm afraid that critical situations like this one will happen again. My wish to become a novelist will be shattered soon. So, I have a proposal..."

Speaking of this, Dazai-kun paused and looked at Oda-kun, waiting for his opinion.Full of patience, comparable to him at the spring festival that night.

"The situation Dazai said is very possible. If the enemy targets my adopted children like this time, maybe I will really lose the qualification to write." After this incident, Oda-kun became serious. Careful consideration was given to the safety and future of the previously neglected children.

After listening to Oda-kun's speech, I had some speculations in my heart.

Although Oda-kun can't be my subordinate, I feel a little regretful.But if just doing such a small thing can offset the information exposed by the evil god of garbage, and make Dazai-kun voluntarily shut up, then of course everyone is happy.

"So what is the proposal? It also has something to do with me. Otherwise, did you call me here just to talk to me about the magical girl Aoi-chan?" I poked the ice ball in the glass with a fork carelessly , Scrape off layers of fine ice slag.

"Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

A strange voice came from the other side of Dazai-kun's seat.I poked my head and saw that it was a big evil spirit sitting on the ground after being tied up by five flowers.With Dazai-kun holding his head down, he was like a handy armrest, without any sense of existence.

"What, evil god, you're here too. I'm sorry, you're squatting here like a bag of household garbage, I didn't even notice." I'm forced to appear here now, it's entirely caused by the evil god's ineffectiveness.So now I have no burden to fight against the evil god.Even seeing him being treated so excessively by Dazai-kun, I still feel very happy.

Dazai-kun spoke in a very fake tone, and raised his final voice, "Ah~ that's great, so Yuan-chan felt the same way. Then, it doesn't matter if I sink him to the bottom of the sea, right?"

"Ah, it doesn't matter." Of course I don't care, just this level of persecution, the evil god can't die at all.

"Uh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The evil spirit uttered a voice of resistance on the ground, and Dazai-kun slapped him on the head, and the evil spirit immediately calmed down, froze and didn't make any movements.

? ? ?Dazai-kun, you are too clever.Even if I hold|hold the Aoi-chan figurine in my hand, the evil god will not be so obedient.In such a short period of time, has Mr. Dazai controlled the evil god to such an extent?It seems that the situation is not optimistic, and we must prepare for the worst.

"Don't get too excited, this trash is squatting at home as a trash." Dazai-kun casually strung together all the words I usually use to insult evil gods.And the most amazing thing is the evil god's reaction. Apart from nodding his head, he didn't even dare to utter another syllable from the previous hum.

"Let's say it's a human figure. If it's treated as garbage, it's similar to raw meat. It's probably wet garbage." Oda-kun lightly classified the evil god's garbage.

Is this Oda-kun?I got to know you again.It is not without reason that you are treated differently by Mr. Dazai.Really, it's an interesting way of thinking...

I couldn't help being in awe, and clapped my hands in admiration, "That's amazing, Oda-kun is really good at this type of knowledge!"

"No, there's nothing to brag about, it's just that I'm usually exposed to more of this kind of work." Oda-kun couldn't understand my excitement. For him, garbage sorting was just a part of his daily life.

"Wow~ Oda Zuku is amazing!" Dazai-kun excitedly had his eyes sparkling, and with his free hand|inserted|inserted|inserted|into my clapping hands.

He abruptly put his hand in and slapped my palms, trying to give himself some experience of applauding.I cooperated with him twice and then stopped without interest.

Dazai-kun withdrew his hand, propped himself on the bar counter, leaned his upper body towards me, and his interest in chatting with Oda-kun remained undiminished. "By the way, since Odasaku thinks so too, let's talk about my proposal first..."

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After listening to Dazai-kun's plan, I have a fairly clear understanding of my mission.

Tool man

No matter how gaudy Dazai-kun says, the bottom line is that I still want to work for him.Go up to sneak into the Supernatural Secret Service Section to find out the itinerary of a certain bald man, and find an opportunity to use his speech power for him.Of course, it was based on the lines given by Dazai-kun.Go down to send a little scaring gift to another friend of Mr. Dazai.There are even rude conditions such as beating the back and pinching the legs, as well as various unequal | treaties | treaties, etc., etc., etc., etc...

Although Dazai-kun's idea of ​​leaving the port mafia is indeed very bold, but it can also provide a cover for Oda-kun's departure and distract the attention of Mori boss.I have no problem.

The biggest problem is that Dazai-kun wants to work in Baifang...

Immediately, I looked at him with a black and barking air, and felt that his choice was a breakthrough.

But soon, I thought of a character who also broke through himself-Ye Fighting God.As a god of misfortune, he persistently wants to transform into a god who helps humans.

I can't help but worry about the synchronization rate of these two people, won't Dazai-kun become the sand sculpture character of Yato-kun after his transformation?How do you think the probability is high?

"I'm going back to see the kids first, and we'll have a drink together next time." Oda-kun put down his empty glass and got up to say goodbye.

I found a chance to get up and planned to follow Oda-kun's footsteps, "Then I too..."

"Yuan-chan, wait a little longer, don't you need to take away your friend who suffers from the second grade of middle school?" Dazai-kun sat leisurely on his seat, shaking the cup with one hand.

Thinking that the situation was too bad, I temporarily gave up the plan to fish out the evil god, but I didn't expect a turnaround!Dazai-kun actually offered to let me take away the evil god!I have to stay here for a while!

The Cthulhu is a melon, if he keeps him by Dazai-kun's side, maybe he will repeat the decline of the Age of Gods.No matter how stupid he is usually, he can't do a good job of saving people, but he is first-rate in doing bad things.The evil god is the evil god after all...

"Okay, let me help Dazai-kun dispose of this large garbage~" I said, turning around with an invincible god smile and preparing to take over the evil god.

"Don't be in such a hurry, Yuan-chan, sit~" Dazai-kun also showed an invincible crit smile, patted my original seat, and beckoned me to sit down.

Dazai-kun obviously has a problem... Get it, don't you get it?I struggled to sit back in my seat.Don't think about it, the body has made a choice first.

"Good~ good~" Dazai-kun stroked my hair like coaxing a child. "So, can you tell me the name of Yuanchan? The evil god of the house who died in the second year of illness is called Xie Ye. What is Yuanchan's real name? Yuan? Isn't it..."

"Already understood to this extent?" I was forced to pupil quake.Cthulhu, you rebellious boy!

"Trash Xie Ye dare not say it, so I can only ask Yuanchan himself. Right, Yuanchan? Yuanchan has been dating me under a pseudonym, it's really sad." Dazai-kun couldn't find a trace of sadness on his face, Instead, he kept shouting 'Yuanjiang' with a smile on his face.

Tsk, do you need to care so much about my name? !

I thought that the evil god succumbed to Dazai-kun only because of Dazai-kun's terrifying means of manipulating people's hearts and retreating from me.Now it seems, but more than that.

Dazai-kun received the name of the evil god.This piece of information directly brought the current situation further into the abyss.

God's name is an important name for God.

In ancient times, human beings only needed to cooperate with some steps to establish a connection with the gods by virtue of the correct name of the gods.However, this method exists in the ancient Onmyoji, which is listed as a forbidden technique and is difficult to obtain.Not to mention the current era where onmyojis hardly exist.In addition, the name of the god is also the prerequisite for techniques such as the divine descent technique.

For the gods, entrusting the name of the gods to humans is a privilege that humans can only obtain after they become angels.

What does this idiot evil god want to do, can he tell Dazai-kun the name of the god?Are you trying to steal someone from me?Impatient to live? !Dazai-kun was marked by me!

Even if I don't want it, it's definitely not your turn to get meddled by the evil god!

The author has something to say: [Strange Little Theater]

Composition: A shining [-]-year-old boy emerged from the gods.

Cthulhu: Who called me?

As: Good boy, come on!

Cthulhu: Wow!Baldy!

do:! ! !I am not bald!Just a little thinner!

Osamu Dazai: It’s okay, it will last longer. (stuffed candy, expressing with crazy eyes)

Zuo: I understand, don't blink anymore!

Osamu Dazai: No...my eyelids are cramping!help me!

Work: Rely on perseverance!Understand?

Osamu Dazai: Can your hair follicles rely on perseverance?wake up!

As: (The murderous intention gradually rises) ………

Cthulhu: (rolling all over the floor with laughter) Hahahahaha! ! ! ……You guys continue! ……Ha ha ha ha……

Author: All the horses are dog men!

Yuan: That's right!Hair follicles can't be helped even with perseverance!

Mori Ogai: Who cue me?

Author: You have both dog man and hair loss, if you don't cue, who do you cue?

Mori Ogai: (Pick up the phone in the hall and put it on to call a lucky social animal outside the venue who does not want to be named) @非口安吾

Electronic voice: I'm very sorry, your @ user is working overtime, please use the voice message service, or send...

Ango Sakaguchi: Overtime, please put it as concisely as possible.

Everyone: You are bald!

"hang up"

Ogai Mori: Now I feel better. (leave)

Author: What a coincidence, me too.

【Nutritional Liquid Theater】

Sakunosuke Oda just walked out of the bar, and before he turned the corner, he saw "Tarim Kaka" who hurriedly hid under the cloth.

Although puzzled, Oda Sakunosuke still chose not to disturb.After helping to pull up the cloth that wasn't fully covered, he left quietly.

"Tarim Kaka" drilled out of the cloth with 10 bottles of nutrient solution.Although he failed to cover his tracks, he still gave himself a thumbs up confidently.Then he quickly went back to the door of the bar, like a war correspondent, nervously continuing to collect first-hand exclusive gossip!