[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

I!Angry up!If the evil god really wanted to make Dazai-kun his envoy.I absolutely!Tear him up and throw him to ghosts and gods!

"Dazai-kun, did the evil god really say this name?" Although it is impossible to guess, but facing Dazai-kun, I have to confirm it again.

"Of course, otherwise let Xie Ye answer you by himself." Mr. Dazai took the evil god out from behind with a look of course.The evil god nodded frantically at me, his eyes were full of sos.Very well, the evil god should just be coerced, but...

No, evil god, are you so cowardly?As far as his current virtue is concerned, I can directly believe that he only handed over his god name to gain Dazai-kun's trust.And he was afraid that if I didn't come to catch him, he would sell me by the way.

Well, as expected of an evil god.Only you can think of such a profitable transaction!Your name is worthless.Although I misunderstood you, it doesn't matter, you deserve it!

Dazai-kun took a step closer, and waited for me to see the evil god's cowardly appearance, "How is it? I didn't lie to you, did I. Honesty is the greatest strength in me!"

I squeezed the evil god's chin, looked him left and right, "No, Dazai-kun. Please don't redefine honesty. You should buy a dictionary and learn it again."

"Hey~ Yuan-chan doesn't think I'm very honest?"

Ignoring Dazai-kun's head-shaking tricks, I looked around at the evil god, but no matter how I looked at it, it was still that rubbish evil god.It's not like being dropped, but I still can't believe it. "This evil god can't be fake, right? Dazai-kun, how did you manage to make him so obedient?"

"This is a secret." Dazai-kun smiled and removed my hand from the evil god's chin.

I watched his movements, and withdrew my hand, the residual heat from skin|skin contact quickly dissipated in the air. "Ah~ yeah, I got it. Then, my name is too, secret, secret."

"Ah~ Yuan-chan wants to know about the evil god so much? But she doesn't even want to say a name to me. Don't you think it's too much?" Dazai-kun opened his mouth and began to turn black and white.

But what he said is also true.

"Then what does Dazai-kun think is not too much? You bullied my friend like this... Now you want me to be honest. It's really dishonest." I put on a noble and indifferent look With his hands behind his back and his chin raised, he tried to bargain.

"Yuan-chan is really fussy~ Shouldn't there be a further relationship between us?" Dazai-kun softly spit out seemingly intimate words, but at the moment I just feel a chill on the back of my neck.

Suddenly my waist tightened, and the belt of my windbreaker, which was tightly tied, was pulled violently, leading me to take half a step in front of him.The two of us were standing not far away, this half step almost made me fall directly into his arms.Forget it, cross the almost out.

I put down the hand I had stretched out in a hurry, and tried to step back steadily, but my belt was caught by his fingers and I couldn't move back.

Unless you don't want a belt...

This won't work, the clothes inside are too shameful.I chose to continue standing close to Dazai-kun like this.

"I won't be happy that Yuan-chan treats me like this because of a trash traitor friend." Dazai-kun said, lowering his head and leaning close to my ear, using the familiar tone of threatening me when he was dispatched.

He lowered his voice, and his low breath was accompanied by the warm breath spraying in my ears... On the contrary, his words gradually leaked a bit of coolness...

"Although I don't know much about how to make friends, if you turn one friend into hundreds...is it considered as more?" He smiled silently, "Yuanjiang, do you have many friends?" ?..."

If you can talk, talk more.It's really rare for you to speak so directly, you can't even talk about evil gods.did you see?The evil god shrank his neck in fear.

Hundreds of copies?Dazai-kun, you are too modest.I think you should just move a meat grinder, and it can also be used as a table dish.

"I don't have many friends, only a few. But you don't have to worry about Dazai-kun, these few are enough. If there are more, I won't be able to handle it anymore." I retaliated directly on the spot, whispering in his ear . "But if it's just one more you, it's not too much."

"Heh~ If it's just being friends, wouldn't I be at a loss? Yuanchan is going up and down." Dazai-kun avoided the serious and took the light, and directly dodged the 'hundreds of good friends'.

I looked at Dazai-kun who was backing away from my ear. "Dazai-kun, you're making too much progress."

This man is simply progressing too fast in various aspects.He even cares about making friends, I think he just wants to be my Godfather!

"Really? I think it's okay. Does Yuan-chan want to go slower? But I don't want to wait." Dazai-kun's words were a little bit wrong from the middle.The evil god's eyes have turned around us many times, which made me distracted and glanced at him several times.

Dazai-kun stretched out his long legs and kicked over the evil god who was sitting on the ground and gossiping.The Cthulhu fell to the ground in an extremely cooperative manner like Pengci, obediently staring at the ceiling without moving. "Xie Ye, get out of sight by yourself. Do you understand the consequences of interrupting our date?..."

The obedient evil god rolled on the ground and disappeared into the bar after rolling a few meters.

I widened my eyes, looking at the evil god who was running super fast.hateful!I think he just wants to go home and play games!Speaking of evil god, you can run by yourself, so why do you have to drag me into the water.Be sure to look good to you next time!

It's over... I suspect that I was tricked by the cooperation of these two people.

It's too late to spray the evil god, so I can only entertain myself by complaining about Dazai-kun, "Hey, Dazai-kun, don't over-package your words. It's not appropriate to use it here for dating or something."

"How could it be?" Dazai-kun suddenly pulled away my belt, and I didn't know when the buttons of the windbreaker were undone. With the disappearance of the belt, the windbreaker opened to both sides.

"Didn't Yuanchan even put on the clothes that should be worn for the date?" He twisted his hands around, and the belt came back behind me, but this time it wasn't the windbreaker that was tightened, but the distance between us.

"It's been a long time, Yuan-chan and I are so close." Dazai-kun smiled softly, and the bodies that were close to each other could even feel the vibration from his laughing.

What kind of posting hobby of a high school girl is he?No matter how hard to guard against my words, it is useless against Dazai-kun.There was no one else present.What's the point of sticking it like this?

I don't understand him, this behavior similar to sexual|harassment|harassment.

However, the stickers delivered to your door are not for nothing!In fact, I don't suffer, after all Dazai-kun is my favorite type!He's so badass, I love it so much!

Just when I was happily planning to have a good time with Dazai-kun, I suddenly felt cold.

"What are you doing all of a sudden! Give me back the windbreaker! Dazai-kun, you idiot! Bald man! You bastard with bandages!" I grabbed a piece of my clothes and started fighting with Dazai-kun, the long-legged monster, in the small bar.

We held on to each other's trench coats, most of which were held by the Dazai Juntuan, and only one corner of the coat was not occupied.

"Since Yuan-chan is dressed so beautifully, don't use a windbreaker to cover it. Isn't clothes just for people to admire?" Dazai-kun was talking, holding the clothes tightly in his hands and tug-of-war with me.

While I was staring at him, I covered the heart-shaped skylight on my chest with one hand, and rubbed his shiny leather shoes vigorously under my feet. "Let go! If you didn't let me wear it, I would never wear this kind of clothes outside! Why don't you let me wear a windbreaker with such a high degree of exposure?! You devil! Give it back to me quickly! "

"Oh? Is Yuan-chan so ashamed?" Under my gradually increasing strength, Dazai-kun finally twisted his face, lowered his upper body, and succumbed to the pain in his feet.

"Of course, right?!" I proudly looked down at Dazai-kun who was getting lower and lower until he was squatting on the ground.It was a rare sight and worth remembering.

"That's right. It's really hard work for me." Dazai-kun looked up at me, and suddenly let go, and the windbreaker fell to the ground, and I quickly picked up Pat Hui.

"Hey, it's back to you." Dazai-kun sat on the ground and clapped his palms briskly. Although his feet were immobilized by me, the smile on his face was more than the pain.

I frowned, not understanding what he was happy about.

"Yuanchan, this suit really fits you well. The clothes have already been returned to you, can you give me a hug? My feet are so painful that I can't stand up." Dazai-kun pretended to be weak, and stretched out his arms towards me, Wait for me to pull him up.

But I'm sorry, his action made me feel a little psychologically shadowed.I choose to stay away from him!

"No, you sit by yourself!" I stepped back cautiously and put on my windbreaker.I couldn't find the belt, so I could only buckle up all the buttons at the next best thing.

"Clap!"

This abrupt voice came from Dazai-kun.I stopped buttoning my button reflexively and looked up at him.

His posture changed, and he was blowing the dust on his palms.

I really can't stand up anymore, the scene where Dazai-kun fell back to the ground just now is so wonderful, I didn't see it? !

With the trench coat on, I feel better, even helpful.

I reached out to reach out, but Dazai-kun didn't grab me.I tilted my head to look at him, "Don't you want me to pull you? Get up quickly!"

I knelt down to pull him, but he withdrew his hand and hid it behind his back. "Dazai-kun, what's wrong with you?"

"Hands are dirty." Dazai-kun whispered this surprisingly hypocritical sentence.

"..." I stretched out my hand and pulled his arm over my shoulder. After thinking about it, I rubbed his face lightly with the top of my head, signaling him to cooperate. "That's all right? I don't despise you for being dirty!"

I slowly supported him up and criticized his hygiene concept by the way. "Last time when you were covered in mud, you dared to hold me and rub me in the mud. Now that your hands are a little dusty, what do you care about? Get up, if you really care, I will help you, wash... your hands... "

Dazai-kun stopped his feet suddenly, hugged me tightly with both hands as he was shaking, and stood still.

But, is it a little long?

The author has something to say: [Nutritional Liquid Theater]

There was more than one person secretly listening to the corner in the bar.But due to special reasons, no one was discovered by the two people present.

"Yilan" squatted in the corner with 6 bottles of nutrient solution in her arms, sucking secretly, and listened with gusto.He even found out the snacks hidden in the counter, and started to eat them.

"Yilan", who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, clenches his fists and secretly cheers for Dazai in his heart: "Hurry up, Zazai!"

【Osamu Dazai's Collapsing Theater】

Part1:

Dazai Osamu os: "Ah! My feet! Sure enough, Enchan's strength is too great, it hurts!"

(slowly squatting down, looking up)

"Ah, sure enough. The inside is also well put on. You're really cute, Enchan."

(mood gets better)

Part2:

Osamu Dazai: "Don't you think there's something wrong? Why haven't there been more collections and comments? Xie Ye, what do you think?"

Cthulhu: "I'm just an incompetent Cthulhu, I don't know what to do, can you please clarify?" (shaking)

Osamu Dazai: (Kicked away) "Go, use your ugly Dogeza to ask them to save comments. If you can't ask, you know the consequences."

Evil God: "QAQ, I beg you to save me!" (After painstaking research, I successfully performed the standard Dogeza)