The correct posture for breaking a straight man

There were very few lines, and Yang Jiabao memorized the lines in ten minutes, but no matter how hard he practiced, he couldn't find the correct feeling. When he thought of wearing women's clothing, Yang Jiabao felt that life was hopeless!

"Let's take a nap!" Yang Jiabao thought, and climbed onto his bed.Yang Jiabao lives in dormitory 306, Building A of M University. There are six people in the dormitory. In addition to Yang Jiabao, Wang Sisi, and Fang Fang, there are also Yunfeng, Yan Shouren, and Dong Zhuo. It's just that these three people haven't appeared much since they entered the junior year. Yunfeng has always been in a hurry, but Yan Shouren and Dong Zhuo have their own houses outside, so they only go back to the dormitory for the night when they have classes the next day, so Yang Jiabao, Wang Sisi, and Fang Fang live in the lower bunk , the other three are still on the upper bunk, after all they don't appear very often.

With regard to the special relationship between Wang Sisi and Fang Fang, several people have a tacit understanding and a strong friendship, and they do not reject or resent it.The relationship is still as good as before. Wang Sisi and Fang Fang are not disgusting people, and they will not do indescribable things in the dormitory. As far as the two of them are concerned, no one does not envy the deep feelings of childhood sweethearts. The top student in the grade, no matter whether he listens carefully in class or not, and whether he is playful or not, he is always the first in the grade. Although Fang Fang is a scumbag, but his family has a hospital and the oil industry, he is really super rich and unassuming.No one can hate such impeccable two people.

Yang Jiabao was covered with a quilt, closed his eyes, his thick and slender eyelashes trembled slowly, recalled his life, and slowly fell asleep!After an unknown amount of time, the door was slammed shut with a bang, and a pleasant and proud voice yelled in my ear, "Get up! If you don't get up again, the pizza will be cold!"

Yang Jiabao sat up suddenly, saw the big hardcover pizza box on the table, and knew that his delicious food was coming, wiped the saliva from his mouth, and rushed to the delicious food, unwrapped the package indiscriminately, huge beef cubes, served with Green peppers, garnished onions, and bacon slices.Yang Jiabao picked up a piece, and the thick cheese was continuously drawn. Yang Jiabao couldn't help swallowing, and said casually: "I'm not welcome!" He ate it without waiting for any answer, the mellow meat The long mouthfeel of incense and cheese is constantly stirring between the lips, and I just feel that even the loneliness in life can be temporarily relieved!Wang Sisi said disdainfully, "Look at you starving ghost."

Yang Jiabao stuffed the pizza in his mouth indiscriminately, took another sip of sparkling water, and said indifferently: "The people depend on food, thank you for the hospitality!"

Wang Sisi shook her head, sat on her bed and played on the ipad. After Yang Jiabao had eaten and drank enough, Wang Sisi said, "Did you see the script book? In order for the rehearsal on Thursday to go smoothly, you have to go through my little one first." Bar!"

Yang Jiabao burped, and patted his chest: "Okay, I'm worried, and I can't find the feeling!"

Speaking of which, Yang Jiabao turned on his mobile phone, clicked on the downloaded script document, cleared his throat, and glanced nervously at Wang Sisi, who was pinching Wang Sisi's feet.Wang Sisi said like an old man: "What are you looking at, let's start!"

Yang Jiabao let out a groan of grievances, and began to read tremblingly:

"My dear, Duke Jack.

When I first saw you, I was like a lost deer.

You have taken my mind away,

When I walk in the garden,

I see the flying butterflies attracted by the scent of flowers,

Like I can't help but want to meet you.

When I walk in the woods,

When I see the sun shining through the gaps in the leaves, I think of you

It is as gentle as you and warms my heart.

I want to be your butterfly,

I want to be your tree,

If you do the same, I will ask my father,

I am willing to join hands with you for a lifetime. "

Yang Jiabao, who had finished reciting the love poem, looked at Wang Sisi nonchalantly. Wang Sisi's entire brows were wrinkled into a pimple, and he said slowly: "This is the most blunt and emotionless love poem I have ever heard! Have you ever been in love? , Oh yes, you really haven’t talked about it, this is difficult, Equation, show him a demonstration!”

After speaking, Fang Fang immediately knelt down on one knee, held Wang Sisi's hand in one hand, and covered his chest with the other hand, and finished reciting this love poem affectionately with his voice and appearance, and did not forget to kiss Wang Sisi's hand quilt lightly, as a At the end, Yang Jiabao retched for a while: "I can't learn it, this is too contrived!"

Equation interrupted: "Nonsense, I am showing my true feelings!"

An indescribable animal rushed through Yang Jiabao's heart, and he was fed another handful of dog food so unexpectedly!

Wang Sisi waved her hand: "Forget it, it's a good thing you didn't have any emotional scenes or even a few lines in the first two episodes, otherwise our agency will be ruined sooner or later!"

Yang Jiabao muttered in a low voice: "Then you don't need me to act!"

Wang Sisi laughed: "You should tell the chairman about this. You, you still have to be taught by the chairman himself. Let's talk a little bit off topic. We are all juniors. Are you going to practice in your senior year? You still plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"

Yang Jiabao tilted his head and thought for a while: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but I'm sure I won't take the postgraduate entrance examination. Why should a Chinese department take the postgraduate entrance examination and study the posthumous writings of ancient tombs? And I don't have the confidence that I will pass the entrance examination, so I won't bother you. How about you? "

Wang Sisijiao smiled and said, "Of course I'm Baoyan!"

Yang Jiabao cursed: "I really asked a stupid question!"

Fang Fang hurriedly interjected: "I also try my best to take the postgraduate entrance examination with my wife, although I feel hopeless, then I will take care of daily life for my wife!"

Yang Jiabao rolled his eyes: "Who asked you? You are a person who is not as big as your wife. If you know Wang Sisi's whereabouts, do you still need to ask you?"

Fang Fang laughed silly, and Wang Sisi stroked Fang Fang's thick short hair, with the attitude of a grandpa molesting a young lady. Those who don't know would never think that Wang Sisi is the one underneath, such a proud and complacent queen.

Yang Jiabao thought for a while and said: "I still like writing novels, I want to see if I can make this my career!"

Wang Sisi nodded: "You really can't count on anything like a good-for-nothing, you should find a rich man to marry!"

Yang Jiabao rolled his eyes: "You are the one who wants to marry. I am a straight man, and I will marry a wife in the future!"

Wang Sisi said disdainfully: "With my wisdom, you will definitely not marry a wife!"

Yang Jiabao asked puzzledly: "Why!"

Wang Sisi smiled charmingly: "I, Wang Banxian, when did I miscalculate? If you don't believe me, let's make a bet!"