The correct posture for breaking a straight man

Yang Jiabao asked eagerly, "What are you betting on?"

Wang Sisi thought for a while: "If you marry a wife, I will pay for your banquet. If you don't marry a wife, no matter whether you are married or single, you have to serve us as Fang Fang's banquet! Bride! Mother! Listen! Clearly, she is a bridesmaid!"

Yang Jiabao gritted his teeth, and said fiercely: "Just for this banquet, I will try my best to marry a wife, just wait and see!"

Saying this, the two of them clapped their hands together as an oath!

Beep, beep, the wechat of the three of them rang at the same time, the wechat group called "Whoever messes with me, write it down in the novel, he is not responsible". .

Yan Shouren: I won't go to tomorrow's class, please help me take a leave of absence!

Wang Sisi: What are you doing!

After a long time, Yan Shouren: Something's wrong... I can't go back, please!

Wang Sisi: Recently, you skipped classes quite frequently. If you encounter difficulties, please tell your buddies!

Yan Shouren: Well...thank you

Wang Sisi put down her phone to peel peanuts and ate them, thinking: "Xiaobao, I think Yan Shouren has been acting weird lately."

Yang Jiabao: "Uh...why!"

Wang Sisi gave Yang Jiabao a blank look: "You have no IQ at all. Didn't you realize that Yan Shouren has not only skipped classes more often recently, but also talked less in the group? Even if he didn't live in the dormitory, he would be in the group every night. Nagging a few gossips, or teasing me and Equation, recently I have been silent except for asking for leave!"

Yang Jiabao recalled: "Indeed!"

Wang Sisi continued: "I don't know what else to do! It's so mysterious!"

Yang Jiabao was also lost in thought: "Oh, by the way, there is one more important thing. A few days ago, I seemed to see Yan Shouren's figure in the alley behind the school, but when I turned around, I disappeared again." Yes, I thought I was dazzled, and I remember there was a figure next to it, but it was a little dark at the time, so I couldn't see it clearly, and it might be because of my dazzled eyes."

Wang Sisi raised her eyebrows: "Didn't you see the men and women clearly?"

Yang Jiabao shook his head.

Wang Sisi said helplessly: "Forget it, he will tell us when we need it, so don't guess about him. There will be a ballroom dance on Saturday and Sunday. Whether you want to attend or not will be hosted by the chairman!"

Yang Jiabao finished the last golden fried shrimp: "Okay! But what is the ballroom party!"

Wang Sisi rolled her eyes and said, "It's really stupid, it's a magical place where men and women chat and have sex together!"

Yang Jiabao asked differently, "Master Xueba, what trick did you play for me again? Just tell me! Just now you made a bet with me that I would be curvy or celibate, and now you are asking me to attend the ball?"

Wang Sisi narrowed his phoenix eyes with deep meaning, and laughed at Yang Jiabao: "Of course there is no reason to lose the bet I made, since you have accepted this bet, you have to go if I ask you to participate! As for Whether you fancy a man or a woman is not up to you!"

Yang Jiabao looked at Wang Sisi in bewilderment, "What are you going to do to me!"

Wang Sisijiao smiled and said, "Are you afraid? Are you so unconfident in yourself?"

Yang Jiabao pursed his lips: "Who would be afraid, what a joke, although I know that you are acting aggressively, I will also go. If you hook up with a girl, you will win directly!"

Wang Sisi smiled even deeper, "Of course, I wish you an early tie!" Suddenly Wang Sisi lowered her voice, slowly approached Yang Jiabao's face, and added, "Of course I win."

Yang Jiabao's face was pale, this Wang Sisi had already fallen into a series of traps, waiting for him to fall into it, but now there is no way to retreat, thinking of this, Yang Jiabao gave Wang Sisi a blank look: "I am not afraid of you I won't be afraid of making trouble, anyway, you can't bend me!"

Wang Sisi said arrogantly: "If you can really be as straight as steel, I will invite you and your girlfriend to go to Hawaii for vacation, and I will cover the expenses!"

Yang Jiabao said categorically: "It's a deal! What time will the dance start!"

Wang Sisi smiled faintly: "At four o'clock in the afternoon on Saturday, I'll go with you! But before that, you'd better go through the lines first, hahaha, Your Royal Highness"

Yang Jiabao returned to his computer in embarrassment, opened his novel file, and quickly wrote: Wang Sisi was imprisoned in a dark prison, but he refused to recruit the mastermind behind the scenes. The skin is as white as ice and snow, and the man in the darkness has evil thoughts...

Fang Fang said angrily: "Yang Jiabao, you can't write like this."

Talking about the equation, he seized control of the keyboard involuntarily, and rewritten: "Wang Sisi endured the humid environment in the dark prison, and suddenly a light shone into the room, and someone actually opened a hole in the sky prison. The blooming man came slowly from the halo, and hugged Wang Sisi's cold and thin body: "I'm sorry, I'm late, all those who bullied you, I will tell them to die! "

"This is the only way to highlight my arrogance! My little Sisi is going to be rescued!" Fang Fang said happily.

Yang Jiabao burst into black lines: "Open a hole in the sky prison? It's really your style..."

Fang Fang smiled triumphantly: "Hey, I really like the article you wrote last time. I tried it, and it really works!"

Yang Jiabao's eyes widened: "You two are so open!?"

Wang Sisi coughed in embarrassment: "Xiao Bao, don't be too filthy, just put on some clothes and cosplay a bit!"

Yang Jiabao: "Don't explain! I understand! I understand!" After speaking, Yang Jiabao continued to write hard.

Thursday is coming soon, and all the members have come to the rehearsal classroom.

"This dress...is too girly!" Yang Jiabao looked at the European-style tunic with a long tail, frowned and muttered, then turned to the president and begged, "Can I not wear it?"

There was no trace of emotion on the president's stern face: "No."

"Then, let's change to another head office!" Yang Jiabao asked unwillingly.

The president still had a cold face: "No, Wang Sisi! Help him wear it, and start the rehearsal immediately!"

"Deling! Hehehe!" Wang Sisi approached Yang Jiabao step by step with a wicked smile.

"No! Don't come here! I've called someone!" Yang Jiabao retreated step by step.

"No one will help you even if you call your throat broken! Fang Fang, hold him down!" Fang Fang strode forward and pressed Yang Jiabao on the desk. Wang Sisi was about to take off Yang Jiabao's coat#### Wang Sisi: No one will come to rescue you even if your throat is broken!

Yang Jiabao: Break your throat!

Broken throat: Who will call me again!

Who: I didn't call you!