Virgo's Sad Journey
Chapter 29
, and yelled at the boss with some guilt: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen the police looking for the wrong place? Let's see if you are locked up, believe it or not?"
The boss said lightly: "Aren't you not enough cells?"
Toshiro Hijikata choked up for a moment and couldn't speak anymore.
Having someone handcuff the wanted criminal, Sougo Okita put the bazooka on his shoulder and aimed at Toshiro Hijikata in the opposite bar, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Go to hell, Hijikata!"
Hijikata squatted down as if aware of it, and just dodged the cannonball sent by Sougo Okita. He only heard a "boom", and the tavern that was almost destroyed by Hijikata and the others shook a few times, "Kang Bang, bang, half the room collapsed.Hijikata Toshirō turned around and yelled at Okita Sougo, "Sougo, are you trying to kill me, Sougo?"
"Tch." It didn't work again.Okita Sougo turned his head away.
"Did you just say twitter, right? Right?" Hijikata Toshiro stabbed his sword, but Yamazaki Tetsu hugged his waist tightly. "Deputy Chief, calm down, don't be impulsive, it will be troublesome if everyone sees that our Shinsengumi disagrees."
The tavern owner suddenly chuckled, making Hijikata Toshiro and Yamazaki back stiff, and they turned their stiff necks to look at the tavern owner, only to see that the owner put away his smiling face and came out from behind the counter, "Please arrange a single room for me in Shinsengumi's cell, and when will Shinsengumi compensate me for my losses and then let me out."
"Wait!" Hijikata Shishiro stretched out Erkang's hand, "Boss, don't be overthinking it, the cells are not enough now, everyone sleeps in bunks, there are no single rooms, you are still young, don't be tempted Ruined a life!"
"For a lifetime?" The boss's face darkened, "You mean that even if you want to imprison me for the rest of your life, you won't pay me for the loss?"
Toshiro Hijikata kept dripping cold sweat on his forehead, thinking of a way to turn the situation around, otherwise the Shinsengumi would run into a financial deficit again, think about it, think about it quickly.
The street between the tavern and the barber shop is completely empty of pedestrians. The Shinsengumi's unique violent investigations will always affect the innocent, so everyone hides away, and most of the streets are parked by the Shinsengumi police car and a group of Shinsengumi police officers.Among the group of uniformed people, the only one in a normal shirt and trousers raised his hands, and the cold touch on his wrists told him that these were really handcuffs. "Wait, I want to ask, why did you arrest me?"
"Human scum, with a human face and a beast's heart, and a beast in clothes..." Sougo Okita threw a lot of not-so-good words on this person's head, "Ah, I'm really upset, I'd better just ask you to apologize to the many girls."
"Wait, Captain Okita, there is no interrogation yet." Someone next to him stopped Sougo Okita immediately, and then whispered to the side: You are just jealous that this person is more handsome than you.
Okita Sougo pointed the bazooka at the person who dared to slander him, "Don't you understand the truth that the more you know, the more dangerous you are?"
"Team, captain, please forgive me, I didn't do it on purpose!" The man quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, and worshiped Sougo Okita like a Buddha.
The corner of Ashmita's mouth twitched. This was the first time that his facial expression had undergone an unimaginable change. If it hadn't been for years of meditation that made his concentration very strong, he might have failed long ago. "Sorry to interrupt your...fun? I just want to ask, why do you think I'm a wanted criminal?"
"Barber shop, blond hair, blind eyes, who else here fits this image better than you?" Okita Sougo looked displeased, "Hey, a wanted criminal dares to look so eye-catching."
Captain Okita, you really envy people who are more handsome than you and taller than you, right?
"When I was just passing by here, the owner of the barber shop forced me in and asked me if I sold hair. I think you should search carefully. I am really not the person you are looking for." Ashmitanai Said with a temper.
Sougo Okita shrugged indifferently, "It doesn't matter if you are the wanted criminal or not, anyway, you just need to bring someone back today."
"Isn't it too irresponsible for you to be a policeman?" Ashmita frowned. Why would a righteous policeman be such a bunch of hooligans?Poor Ashmita has just come to this world and doesn't know much about it, otherwise he will know what a stupid world it is. Anyone and anything must not use normal people's way of thinking to understand and imagine, otherwise In the end, it must be yourself who is injured internally.
After paying more than half a year's salary, he finally got rid of that difficult boss, Hijikata Toshirō, full of resentment, took out a cigarette, lit it and put it in his mouth, "Hey, Sougo, since you've caught someone, hurry up!" Go back... wait, who are you arresting?"
"Wanted criminal." Okita Sougo said.
"Wanted criminal, how big are you, don't you even look at the photo of the criminal when you come out to arrest people?" Hijikata Toshiro yelled at Sougo Okita, his mouth was opened and closed, but the cigarette in his mouth was strange No sign of falling.He threw a piece of paper on Okita Sougo's face, "Please take a good look at it!"
Okita Sougo peeled off the piece of paper from his face, looked at it, and was amused, "Hijikata-san, you are OTAKU, so just say it, we have been friends for so many years, and no one will laugh at you."
"What, what?" Yamazaki stretched his neck to look over, and then looked surprised, "Ah, isn't this a beautiful girl, it means the moon will destroy you!"
"What?" Hijikata Toshiro snatched the paper, and then blushed, "I, I clearly brought a wanted list, how did it become like this?"
Okita Sougo has an innocent face, but the corners of his mouth are slightly raised. Will he tell you that he replaced it for you?
"I said, did you forget about me?" Ashmita said.
"Oops! Since you got the wrong wanted list, there is no way to prove that you are not a wanted criminal." Okita Sougo shook his head, his expression was OK, and his tone was OK, but the gloating in his eyes couldn't be concealed.
He ruined a tavern and lost more than half a year's wages, and was almost slaughtered by Sougo. If he went back empty-handed, this face would be unnecessary.Hijikata Shishiro wiped off his sweat, and then said loudly, "What are you doing standing there, why don't you take him back to the garrison!"
Aren't you the one who accused Captain Okita with an angry face just now?Everyone was angry, but they didn't dare to complain about the bad-tempered deputy chief.
Ashmita sighed, why are the police in this world so strange?
Gintama 2
Ashmita is not a wanted criminal at all. After he was arrested by the Zhensengumi, he compared it with the profile picture on the wanted list, and it was clear at a glance.I saw the wanted criminal on the wanted list with messy yellow hair like withered grass, a blind eye whose eyelid was turned upside down to reveal the cloudy white part of the eye, his face was full of flesh, five holes were punched in his left ear, and six holes were punched in his right ear. There is a hole, at first glance, it is almost unbearable to look directly at it, but when you look closely, the gastric juice is tumbling, and it can be so disgusting that people can't eat for three days.Without identification, Kuroto Ashmita was thrown to Kabukicho by the Shinsengumi.
Yamazaki sat back in the police car, and said to Ashmita outside the car door: "Although this street is very chaotic, you may be in trouble, but here you don't have to worry about who will care about your past, even if you have no identity. It proves that it is possible to hang around here. Although the deputy chief is sometimes impulsive, and Captain Okita is also self-willed, but everyone has no bad intentions, I hope you don't mind."
Ashmita was suddenly a little moved. This policeman was able to do this to himself with unknown origins and identities. Although their behavior was weird, maybe he really misunderstood him. Maybe they were really good the police.
"Ah, this is for you." Yamazaki Tai handed an envelope to Ashmita, and said with some embarrassment, "This is just a little thought from me, I hope it can help you."
Ashmita squeezed the sincere envelope and nodded to Yamazaki with a smile, "Thank you very much."
"Then I'm leaving, goodbye!" After Yamazaki retreated, the police car xiu~ flew away.
Ashmita opened the envelope and took out a stack of blank papers, yes blank papers.The smile on Ashmita's face froze, it was not money but blank paper?In particular, every piece of white paper is filled with "red bean buns", large and small.Patience, Ashmita read every piece of paper, and it turned out that they were all "red bean buns".Even Ashmita, who had the best concentration, couldn't help losing his temper. He slammed the paper with the red bean bag on the ground. He took back what he said just now. These policemen are all dressed as policemen. Hooligans!
Yamazaki Tei who was driving suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and said to himself: "Recently, there are a lot of red bean buns on sale at the supermarket at a super low price. I have to hurry over and buy more!"
Walking on the streets of Kabukicho, Ashmita was a little confused about the world he lived in. Looking at the surrounding buildings, they were almost all Japanese-style ancient houses, but the vending machines on the street told him that this place was not necessarily Ancient.What's more, there is even a leopard-headed guy walking upright on the street, who can be regarded as a human being. He has traveled through several worlds, and he has never seen anyone walking with a head that is not human. People on the street, and seeing normal humans around, they all looked very afraid when they saw these leopard heads.After that, Ashmita saw an orangutan in clothes, an unknown creature with tentacles on its head, and a terrifying existence with flowering green on its head that could scare adults and children into tears...all of them
The boss said lightly: "Aren't you not enough cells?"
Toshiro Hijikata choked up for a moment and couldn't speak anymore.
Having someone handcuff the wanted criminal, Sougo Okita put the bazooka on his shoulder and aimed at Toshiro Hijikata in the opposite bar, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Go to hell, Hijikata!"
Hijikata squatted down as if aware of it, and just dodged the cannonball sent by Sougo Okita. He only heard a "boom", and the tavern that was almost destroyed by Hijikata and the others shook a few times, "Kang Bang, bang, half the room collapsed.Hijikata Toshirō turned around and yelled at Okita Sougo, "Sougo, are you trying to kill me, Sougo?"
"Tch." It didn't work again.Okita Sougo turned his head away.
"Did you just say twitter, right? Right?" Hijikata Toshiro stabbed his sword, but Yamazaki Tetsu hugged his waist tightly. "Deputy Chief, calm down, don't be impulsive, it will be troublesome if everyone sees that our Shinsengumi disagrees."
The tavern owner suddenly chuckled, making Hijikata Toshiro and Yamazaki back stiff, and they turned their stiff necks to look at the tavern owner, only to see that the owner put away his smiling face and came out from behind the counter, "Please arrange a single room for me in Shinsengumi's cell, and when will Shinsengumi compensate me for my losses and then let me out."
"Wait!" Hijikata Shishiro stretched out Erkang's hand, "Boss, don't be overthinking it, the cells are not enough now, everyone sleeps in bunks, there are no single rooms, you are still young, don't be tempted Ruined a life!"
"For a lifetime?" The boss's face darkened, "You mean that even if you want to imprison me for the rest of your life, you won't pay me for the loss?"
Toshiro Hijikata kept dripping cold sweat on his forehead, thinking of a way to turn the situation around, otherwise the Shinsengumi would run into a financial deficit again, think about it, think about it quickly.
The street between the tavern and the barber shop is completely empty of pedestrians. The Shinsengumi's unique violent investigations will always affect the innocent, so everyone hides away, and most of the streets are parked by the Shinsengumi police car and a group of Shinsengumi police officers.Among the group of uniformed people, the only one in a normal shirt and trousers raised his hands, and the cold touch on his wrists told him that these were really handcuffs. "Wait, I want to ask, why did you arrest me?"
"Human scum, with a human face and a beast's heart, and a beast in clothes..." Sougo Okita threw a lot of not-so-good words on this person's head, "Ah, I'm really upset, I'd better just ask you to apologize to the many girls."
"Wait, Captain Okita, there is no interrogation yet." Someone next to him stopped Sougo Okita immediately, and then whispered to the side: You are just jealous that this person is more handsome than you.
Okita Sougo pointed the bazooka at the person who dared to slander him, "Don't you understand the truth that the more you know, the more dangerous you are?"
"Team, captain, please forgive me, I didn't do it on purpose!" The man quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, and worshiped Sougo Okita like a Buddha.
The corner of Ashmita's mouth twitched. This was the first time that his facial expression had undergone an unimaginable change. If it hadn't been for years of meditation that made his concentration very strong, he might have failed long ago. "Sorry to interrupt your...fun? I just want to ask, why do you think I'm a wanted criminal?"
"Barber shop, blond hair, blind eyes, who else here fits this image better than you?" Okita Sougo looked displeased, "Hey, a wanted criminal dares to look so eye-catching."
Captain Okita, you really envy people who are more handsome than you and taller than you, right?
"When I was just passing by here, the owner of the barber shop forced me in and asked me if I sold hair. I think you should search carefully. I am really not the person you are looking for." Ashmitanai Said with a temper.
Sougo Okita shrugged indifferently, "It doesn't matter if you are the wanted criminal or not, anyway, you just need to bring someone back today."
"Isn't it too irresponsible for you to be a policeman?" Ashmita frowned. Why would a righteous policeman be such a bunch of hooligans?Poor Ashmita has just come to this world and doesn't know much about it, otherwise he will know what a stupid world it is. Anyone and anything must not use normal people's way of thinking to understand and imagine, otherwise In the end, it must be yourself who is injured internally.
After paying more than half a year's salary, he finally got rid of that difficult boss, Hijikata Toshirō, full of resentment, took out a cigarette, lit it and put it in his mouth, "Hey, Sougo, since you've caught someone, hurry up!" Go back... wait, who are you arresting?"
"Wanted criminal." Okita Sougo said.
"Wanted criminal, how big are you, don't you even look at the photo of the criminal when you come out to arrest people?" Hijikata Toshiro yelled at Sougo Okita, his mouth was opened and closed, but the cigarette in his mouth was strange No sign of falling.He threw a piece of paper on Okita Sougo's face, "Please take a good look at it!"
Okita Sougo peeled off the piece of paper from his face, looked at it, and was amused, "Hijikata-san, you are OTAKU, so just say it, we have been friends for so many years, and no one will laugh at you."
"What, what?" Yamazaki stretched his neck to look over, and then looked surprised, "Ah, isn't this a beautiful girl, it means the moon will destroy you!"
"What?" Hijikata Toshiro snatched the paper, and then blushed, "I, I clearly brought a wanted list, how did it become like this?"
Okita Sougo has an innocent face, but the corners of his mouth are slightly raised. Will he tell you that he replaced it for you?
"I said, did you forget about me?" Ashmita said.
"Oops! Since you got the wrong wanted list, there is no way to prove that you are not a wanted criminal." Okita Sougo shook his head, his expression was OK, and his tone was OK, but the gloating in his eyes couldn't be concealed.
He ruined a tavern and lost more than half a year's wages, and was almost slaughtered by Sougo. If he went back empty-handed, this face would be unnecessary.Hijikata Shishiro wiped off his sweat, and then said loudly, "What are you doing standing there, why don't you take him back to the garrison!"
Aren't you the one who accused Captain Okita with an angry face just now?Everyone was angry, but they didn't dare to complain about the bad-tempered deputy chief.
Ashmita sighed, why are the police in this world so strange?
Gintama 2
Ashmita is not a wanted criminal at all. After he was arrested by the Zhensengumi, he compared it with the profile picture on the wanted list, and it was clear at a glance.I saw the wanted criminal on the wanted list with messy yellow hair like withered grass, a blind eye whose eyelid was turned upside down to reveal the cloudy white part of the eye, his face was full of flesh, five holes were punched in his left ear, and six holes were punched in his right ear. There is a hole, at first glance, it is almost unbearable to look directly at it, but when you look closely, the gastric juice is tumbling, and it can be so disgusting that people can't eat for three days.Without identification, Kuroto Ashmita was thrown to Kabukicho by the Shinsengumi.
Yamazaki sat back in the police car, and said to Ashmita outside the car door: "Although this street is very chaotic, you may be in trouble, but here you don't have to worry about who will care about your past, even if you have no identity. It proves that it is possible to hang around here. Although the deputy chief is sometimes impulsive, and Captain Okita is also self-willed, but everyone has no bad intentions, I hope you don't mind."
Ashmita was suddenly a little moved. This policeman was able to do this to himself with unknown origins and identities. Although their behavior was weird, maybe he really misunderstood him. Maybe they were really good the police.
"Ah, this is for you." Yamazaki Tai handed an envelope to Ashmita, and said with some embarrassment, "This is just a little thought from me, I hope it can help you."
Ashmita squeezed the sincere envelope and nodded to Yamazaki with a smile, "Thank you very much."
"Then I'm leaving, goodbye!" After Yamazaki retreated, the police car xiu~ flew away.
Ashmita opened the envelope and took out a stack of blank papers, yes blank papers.The smile on Ashmita's face froze, it was not money but blank paper?In particular, every piece of white paper is filled with "red bean buns", large and small.Patience, Ashmita read every piece of paper, and it turned out that they were all "red bean buns".Even Ashmita, who had the best concentration, couldn't help losing his temper. He slammed the paper with the red bean bag on the ground. He took back what he said just now. These policemen are all dressed as policemen. Hooligans!
Yamazaki Tei who was driving suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his nose and said to himself: "Recently, there are a lot of red bean buns on sale at the supermarket at a super low price. I have to hurry over and buy more!"
Walking on the streets of Kabukicho, Ashmita was a little confused about the world he lived in. Looking at the surrounding buildings, they were almost all Japanese-style ancient houses, but the vending machines on the street told him that this place was not necessarily Ancient.What's more, there is even a leopard-headed guy walking upright on the street, who can be regarded as a human being. He has traveled through several worlds, and he has never seen anyone walking with a head that is not human. People on the street, and seeing normal humans around, they all looked very afraid when they saw these leopard heads.After that, Ashmita saw an orangutan in clothes, an unknown creature with tentacles on its head, and a terrifying existence with flowering green on its head that could scare adults and children into tears...all of them
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