Virgo's Sad Journey

Everything told Ashmita that he seemed to have come to an incredible world.

Of course, Ashmita can accept it if it's just like this, but... have you ever seen the proprietress who knocked the customer out of the store with one punch?Have you ever seen a guest who was beaten up by the proprietress and just wiped the nosebleed on his face without any injuries?Ashmita carefully avoided all kinds of endless chaos around him, he was a little headache and didn't know where to go, he felt a little helpless about the world.

"House of Everything? What's that?"

"Haha, it's nothing, anyway, as long as you give them money, they will complete various tasks."

"Isn't that expensive?"

"No, those guys are very cheap, and you can get rid of them with some money."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Ashmita pondered for a moment. The Wanshiwu should be similar to the magic guild, so go and have a look.

Ashmita made some inquiries on the street, and finally found this Wanshiwu.From the stairs next to Dengshi Wine House, you can go to the second floor, which is the location of Master House.Ashmita knocked on the door and went in. After a while, a voice came from inside: "Sorry~ we don't want newspapers."

The corner of Ashmita's mouth twitched, "I'm not selling newspapers."

"Oh, we don't want milk either~"

The corner of Ashmita's mouth twitched again, "I'm not a milk seller either."

"Sorry, we won't accept any product promotion here, please go back."

Ashmita didn't even want to twitch the corner of his mouth anymore, and said directly: "This is Wanshiwu, I have an entrustment."

The inside suddenly fell silent, and after a while, there was a quarrel inside, "It turned out to be the client? Yinsang, Yinsang, there are guests—"

"Go away, let me meet our future parents, Alu!" A very cute girl's voice, then the door opened with a bang, and then a swipe.

Ashmita looked inside, and suddenly his expression was a bit subtle, because there was a person on the wall, and it seemed that someone had photographed it.He lowered his head to look at this very cute girl with red hair and red cheongsam. It seems that she shouldn't be the one who made the thin and small appearance? "Are you from the Wanshiwu?"

"Yes, guest, please come in." Kagura smiled and invited Ashmita in.

Ashmita walked in, and then saw a man with natural curly silver hair lying on his side on the sofa, holding a book in one hand, and circling his nostrils with the other hand. "I said I was selling newspapers. If you still don't believe me, you were deceived by others. How could we have jobs for two consecutive days? This is less likely than a meteorite falling into the same crater." He pulled out the finger, and then blew off the nose 〇 on the finger, and said lazily.

"No, Yinsang, it's a real guest." The man with glasses who was still hanging on the wall just now came over, obviously his whole body was embedded in the wall, but now he looks completely fine, it's really not good Normal to the extreme.

Sakata Gintoki sat up, and when he saw Ashmita, he immediately looked terrified, Nima, there are indeed guests!

Ashmita sat on the sofa with a coffee table in front of him, and Sakata Gintoki and Kagura sat opposite him.Xinbaji, the man with glasses, tremblingly handed Ashmita a cup of tea, "Please, please use." Ashmita had no interest in this cup of tea without tea fragrance, but politely told Xinbaji Thank you, and then said: "Don't be nervous, everyone, this is your territory."

"No, it's not nervous, it's just that I'm so happy that I can't believe it, ah ha ha ha." The last laugh was too fake.Sakata Gintoki had a smile on his face, "Excuse me, what is the customer's request? Do you want to find a cat or a dog? Do you want to repair the roof or plant the land? Please don't worry, don't look at the thin and small appearance of my two men, they But very capable."

... Ashmita resisted to let himself ruin his image and rolled his eyes, "Actually, I just came here, and I'm very unfamiliar with everything here. I want someone to help me get acquainted with this place."

"Looking at your appearance, you are actually from the countryside. Let me tell you, I am a serious urban girl!" Kagura interjected.

Ashmita's expression: ==

"Shut up!" Sakata Gintoki squeezed his fist and gave Kagura a thud, hitting Kagura's head straight like a chicken pecking at rice, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing, are you looking down on the country people? Mothers in the country will cry, they will cry!"

"I don't have a mother from the countryside. My mommy is a very punctual urban girl, and she is enjoying happiness in heaven now, you natural curly!" Kagura said, not to be outdone, covering her head.

Sakata Gintoki pointed at his curly hair and said angrily, "Is it my fault for natural curly hair? Don't I want to have flowing and straight hair? People with natural curly hair are good people, do you understand?"

"Ah... Yinsang, Kagula-chan, please stop talking..." Xinbaji said weakly.

"Shut up, glasses!" Sakata Gintoki & Kagura.

"Glasses?" Xin Baji suddenly went into a rage, and shouted at the two, "Am I just a pair of glasses in your heart?

Seeing the three people who had already quarreled and became more and more confused, Ashmita's calm expression broke again. Who will tell him what happened to this world?

Gintama 3

After arguing for a long time, the three people in Master House finally remembered their guests. "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, please forgive us." Shimura Shinpachi, the most polite and only normal person, bowed and apologized to Ashmita, "I, I'll go and change a cup of tea for you. "

"Ah, thank you, thank you for brewing this flower tea for me." Ashmita didn't want to drink the tea here, so he took out a small bag of rose tea from Yabofika from the system backpack and handed it over.

Shimura Shinpachi quickly took it and made tea again.Seeing this, Sakata Gintoki, who was sitting opposite Ashmita, raised his right hand in unison with Kagura, stretched out his index finger, and then inserted it into his nostril to drill a hole.No matter in terms of actions or expressions, these two people are definitely father and daughter!It was carved out of a mold.

"Listen!" Kagura blew off the black ball on his fingertips, then slapped the coffee table with a serious expression, "You boy from the country, do you have any money? If you don't have money, we won't help you do anything!"

"Kagula sauce, how can you be so rude to the guests?" Shimura Shinpachi who came with tea hastily apologized to Ashmita, "I'm sorry, Kagula sauce didn't mean that, please don't mind .”

"What are you talking about, Shin Hachi?" Kagura's eyes widened, "This matter is very important! Have you forgotten that we helped Hachiro's mother find her son last time?"

"The reward is a bunch of pumpkins, let us eat pumpkins for a week!" Thinking of that incident, Yin Sakata beat his chest with anger.

Shimura Shinpachi immediately turned dead fish-eyed: "You could also choose to end your virginity at that time."

"..." Sakata Gintoki shook his head and waved his hands again, "How can it be, Shinbaji, how can you be so cruel, that's my mother, my mother from the countryside, how could you have such nasty thoughts?"

"Gin-san, Shinpachi was taught to be corrupted by you, if the elder sister finds out, haha~" Imagining the scene of Gintoki being brutally beaten by Shimura Myo, Kagura held his stomach and laughed.

Seeing that the quarrel between the three of them was about to be staged again, Ashmita took a sip of tea from the teacup on the coffee table, and then couldn't drink any more, "That glasses, you didn't boil the water for making tea, did you?"

"What glasses, why is my body a pair of glasses in the eyes of everyone?" As soon as he heard the word glasses, Xinbaji habitually wanted to complain, but after hearing what Ashmita said clearly, Xinbaji's body froze suddenly, how did this, this person know that he didn't boil the water?

Ashmita looked through his system backpack. In that magical world, he once swept up many dens of thieves and collected a lot of valuable things.Throwing a ruby ​​on the coffee table, Ashmita asked, "Is this enough, the reward?"

Three pairs of eyes stared intently at the bright red goose-egg-sized gemstone on the coffee table, and their eyes immediately shone with gold. There was no need to doubt whether it was true or not. The bright red color was impossible to adulterate.The three stood in a row, looked at Ashmita with sparkling eyes, and flattered: "Please enslave us, Lord Gold Master!"

The corner of Ashmita's mouth twitched, "My name is Ashmita."

"Hey, please enslave us, Lord Lord!" The three replied in unison.

Ashmita was speechless, was his self-introduction just for nothing?

"Where does the factory manager want to go? I know Aru, a very famous place that sells kombu vinegar." Kagura said excitedly.She seemed to have seen a large pile of vinegar kelp waving at her.

What is the factory manager?Ashmita said it was very difficult to understand the fast-jumping thinking of these people.Why is it that since he came to this world, all the people he met were not normal people?The owner of the barber shop who inexplicably pulled him to sell his hair, the violent and unreasonable rogue policeman, the uncharacteristic little red bean bun policeman, and these three things that have changed their faces as if they have changed the sky.

"Since we want to get familiar with this place, it's a very good way to go out for a walk, let's go out for a walk!" Sakata Gintoki said.

Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door, and a somewhat hoarse voice shouted: "Natural bastard, hurry up and pay me the rent!"

"It's so long-winded, isn't it just rent, take some!" Sakata Yinshi opened the door, took out a wad of money from his pocket, and handed it to Granny Dengshi.

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