Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Zhou Yihan, a beauty with a strong social nature, has ever seen a big scene. Although she was frightened to the same degree, she calmed down happily, calmed down and said in a calm voice: "Lin Yi and I got up early to go for a walk. As soon as I got to the door, I heard the little girl calling, and when I turned around, I saw Yang Yu lying here."

This scene is obviously beyond the scope of human beings. Jiang Yu subconsciously looked at Bai Yao, but he didn't get any hints from the hanging face from that lifeless face.

The boss on stilts behind the counter changed his obedient and obedient attitude yesterday, and glanced at the corpse. Except for Bai Yao, a civil servant of the underworld who has been dealing with ghosts all year round, he can be called the calm MVP of the audience.Obviously someone died in his own store, but he still acted like a normal person, Ding Dong reconciled his calculations, and said quietly: "He was haunted by evil spirits and frightened to death."

The faces of the girls who were originally erect with cold hair turned pale.

As a person who has been there, Jiang Yu can understand the panic in his heart when these ghosts are mentioned, and he stands up against his will but righteously to set things right: "I don't talk about strange power and chaos."

The boss snorted coldly, his face was full of expressions of "Are you not sick?" He still believed in science when such a bizarre death happened in this ancient village where the white mist was rising and the sky was dark.He blew his beard and said nothing.

After Lin Yi's initial panic passed, his anger rose due to depression, and he punched the counter with his fist. "Someone died in your store, and you are still so arrogant."

The boss asked back of course: "It's none of my business." Narrowing his eyes and slowly scanning the crowd, he sneered and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, some of you have already been caught by a ghost, and there will definitely be more in the future." Another dead man. Get him out, or you'll all die,"

Until now, he is still bewitching people.Lin Yi squinted and grabbed the collar of the pair of coats, the solid muscles of his arms were clumped together, and he wanted to drag this little guy out from behind the counter.

The boss was hanged by him obliquely, with his head thrown back and his hands clutching the edge of the stage.

"Okay, okay." Zhou Yihan grabbed his firm arm. "Don't be as knowledgeable as this boss, think about what to do."

"What to do, what else to do." Lin Yi was also a pillar of the motherland who thrived in a happy life in the peaceful age. It was the first time he encountered such a thing, and he couldn't help being irritable while flustered, and even lost his good looks towards Zhou Yihan. "Call the police!"

Jiang Yu tsk tsk, glanced at Bai Yao who was silent and supercilious beside him, and thought: Seeing how many scenes my little Ding Dong has, she is neither arrogant nor impatient.And there is also responsiveness, and I have never lost my temper.

Lin Dandan wiped away his tears, took out his ding-dang mobile phone, and the signal bar on the top of Luo Tianyi's screen saver was cleared at this moment. It was still there last night, so he turned his head and asked Qi Yueyue in a panic. "Do you have a signal?"

Qi Yueyue took out her phone and looked at it. "No." Not only did she not have one, but she didn't have much electricity left.

Lin Dandan trembled across the corpse lying on the ground, and begged Zhou Yihan with tears in his eyes. "Let's go quickly, Yihan, go to the police after we get out. Let the police deal with it, okay, let's go"

Her hands kept shaking, and the pendant in her hand jingled. The sound that should have been nice sounded a little weird in this scene.The slender neck has been stiff since just now, not daring to turn a bit, for fear of catching a glimpse of the terrifying corpse from the corner of the eye.

Lin threw the boss to the side and fell to the ground with a bang. Just hearing the sound hurt, but the boss didn't even yell, and didn't say anything. .

Lin Yiceng walked around the table and went to the back, stretched out his big hand and forcibly pulled out Qin Feng who was huddled in the corner and muttering the Great Compassion Mantra.

"Let's go! Do you want to wait here to die!"

As soon as Qin Feng heard that he was waiting to die, he didn't have to drag his brain to get up from the ground, and followed him step by step.

Lin Dandan held Qi Yueyue's hand tightly, her eyes were already swollen from crying, and she asked tremblingly, "Aren't you leaving?"

Qi Yueyue deserves to be a warm-hearted and honest child. In this scene, she didn't get scared or cry. She turned to look at her guardian, Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu said: "Let's go first, let's watch here, we can't just leave the boss and the corpse here."

Lin Yi didn't seem to have expected that this vase with oily head, pink face, embroidered pillow and a bag of grass would be so courageous.Suddenly a little unwilling to be compared, he glanced coldly, and took Zhou Yihan's hand tightly and went out the door.

"Then let's go first." Lin Dandan let go of Qi Yueyue's hand and quickly followed.Qin Feng was even more afraid of being left behind, so he pouted his buttocks and followed up tremblingly.

The boss tidied himself up, returned to the counter and stood upright, looking out with ridicule and provocation at the end of his eyes, he didn't stop him, let alone mention the account for last night's accommodation and meals.

Jiang Yu smoothly transferred Jiang Xiangqi, who was pinching him tightly, into Bai Yao's arms.Bai Yao was obviously taken aback, Jiang Xiangqi bounced up like a fire and took two steps back.

Jiang Yu was suspicious: "What's the matter? He's hot?"

Jiang Xiangqi wiped away the tears that kept rolling down. "It's okay." Slowly moved to Qi Yueyue's side and took her hand.

Qi Yueyue hugged her with an expression of "you don't need to tell me I understand".

Yang Yu just lay dead in the aisle behind the counter in front of the table. Jiang Yu took a step forward and realized that the road was blocked. He frowned and looked at it, then stepped back and pulled his neck and shouted at the boss who was three meters away. .

"Everyone hasn't eaten breakfast yet, the boss will order for Zhang Luo."

The cunning face of the chunky little boss was blank for a moment.

It's the first time I've met this kind of person in all my years of living.Staring with almost perverted eyes, I thought this could be an idiot.Guarding such a heavy-mouthed corpse not only didn't scare away, but also wanted to eat?

Now that the door is open for business, it is hard to say no to it, and finally reluctantly responded with an "oh".

Qi Yueyue and Jiang Xiangqi were also shocked by his counter-thinking behavior, they stared straight at him, as if they were trying to determine whether he was a normal person or not.

Jiang Yu thought nothing of it, so he took it for granted, "Didn't you all eat, you can't be hungry no matter what." He found a sheet and covered Yang Yu's body from head to toe.Bai Yao knelt down to help him straighten one end, Jiang Yu whispered: "Hey, do you want to give him a rebirth mantra, it will be useful if you recite it."

Bai Yao looked at this man and smiled genuinely. "Who do you think I am?"

It is the duty of God to send the ghosts to prison and save the dead from death.

Jiang Yu didn't return, and stood up clutching his battered waist. "Leave the rest to the police."

Bai Yao really couldn't see his crippled appearance anymore, raised his eyebrows lightly and held down his hand, hugged him by the waist in full view of everyone, and turned around.

"I..." Jiang Yu was shocked, before he could speak.

"Your brother's waist flashed." Bai Yao turned around and explained to Jiang Xiangqi instead of him.

Jiang Xiangqi nodded numbly, her consciousness hadn't fully caught up, but the words had already blurted out subconsciously. "I know."

Jiang Yu: "..." He looked at Bai Yao, then at Jiang Xiangqi, and also had a look on Qi Yueyue that I've caught on.

Why does it feel so weird?

The little abacus in the boss's hand stopped, and he took a breath and looked this way - see you soon.

Jiang Yu: "..."

It was impossible to eat with the dead body, so Bai Yao asked the boss to deliver the meal to the upstairs room.

When dealing with Bai Yao, the boss always looked cautious and wary.

It was still the old lady who delivered the meal. Jiang Yu, who was curled up in the chair, knew that she was a dead soul, and began to observe carefully with a studious attitude. After all, she was also a new breed.

The old man has big bags under the eyes, and the upper eyelid hangs down like a parabola at the corner of the eye. It may be because of squinting. The triangular eyes do not look very obvious. The skin on the face is tightly squeezed together, like a wrinkled dried chrysanthemum. There are two loose skins hanging down on both sides, which really looks like the old fox in the fairy tales.

With chopsticks in his hand, he placed one on the table to order, tilted his head and looked at the old lady from below with a smile and asked, "Is your mother-in-law happy this year?"

The old lady didn't seem to hear it, but tremblingly and stiffly brought out the bowls and plates containing millet porridge and steamed buns and pickles on the tray.

He didn't respond to Jiang Yu's words at all. After putting down the things, he hunched over the tray and turned around and walked out slowly.Jiang Yu poked his chopsticks and turned his head to watch her leave.The old lady, who was deaf and deaf, stopped for a moment before going out, and turned her head very slightly, only at a small angle.

Jiang Yu frowned, she didn't know why she felt that the old man wanted to see Bai Yao.

There seemed to be a force in the dark to stop it, and the old lady turned back again. In the end, she could only lift her legs and strode out heavily.

Jiang Yu stood still and saw everything in his eyes, grabbed a mouthful of steamed buns and stuffed them into his mouth, chewing slowly.

Neither of the two girls had much appetite, and they just used a spoon to stir the millet porridge with little water in the clear soup.

"Where's fishing?" Jiang Yu took out two buns from the plate and shared one with each other. "Eat quickly, and fish when you are full."

Choking on the steamed bun, Jiang Yu took a sip of the porridge in front of him.He had just opened a small stove to eat the luxurious seafood porridge cooked by Boss Bai himself. Now that the clear soup has little water in his mouth, it is probably the difference between a four-digit Moutai and a two-digit Erguotou.

Chew it, chew it and swallow it together.

"Brother..." Jiang Xiangqi took the bun and took a small bite. "Are there really ghosts in this world?"

Jiang Yu grew up being asked such questions since she was a child. He raised a hand and gently pressed it on top of her head, saying skillfully, "Of course not. What are you thinking about?"

Jiang Xiangqi looked at him seriously, and asked timidly, "Then why did Yang Yu die?"

She is a seedling of the new era of the motherland who grew up surrounded by three good students, socialist core values, and atheism.With little experience, I have never heard of anything that can scare people like that, let alone the sudden appearance of Yang Yu's body at the foot, there is no scientific phenomenon that can explain this situation.

Jiang Yu took another sip of millet porridge, relaxed and unconcerned. "Don't be stupid. In the past, because of the underdeveloped technology, many things surpassed the understanding of the ancestors, so ghosts and gods were compiled. Primitive humans still thought that lightning was a disaster from the gods. Now it seems that positive and negative charges attract each other. But you Successors of socialism must have advanced thinking.”

What he said was well-founded, even firmly believed.

Bai Yao looked at him, a person who has even been to the underworld and had a face-to-face meeting with impermanence, and can still integrate into the current environment and society as if nothing had happened as an atheist.

Qi Yueyue was coaxed into a daze by him, and stammered and asked: "What you said... It's just because this matter is beyond our understanding, so I don't know what's going on. In fact, there is also a scientific basis .”

Jiang Yu showed a look of relief that a child can teach. "yes."

I secretly added in my heart: That's right!Looking at the horrific death, it probably has something to do with the Meng Po Tang that Bai Yao mentioned earlier.

The two ignorant little girls seemed to be relieved. After such a deceitful explanation from him, the fear in their hearts was finally temporarily suppressed, and they began to have dinner together.

Jiang Yu smiled, the relief in his eyes was a bit forced.

After eating, the two kind little girls felt that the old lady was too old and handicapped, so it was hard work, so they volunteered to pack up the tableware and send it to her.

When the two went out, the free and easy look on Jiang Yu's face disappeared, and he frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

Bai Yao rested his hand casually on his thigh. "It's just a scientific phenomenon that temporarily transcends the current cognition." This is Jiang Yu's speech against his will that he used to temporarily comfort the two girls just now.

"Get out." Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and pulled out the paw that was groping inside.

Bai Yao helplessly spread out his hands: "His Meng Po soup has flared up."