Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Sure enough, ever since Bai Yao mentioned Meng Po Tang, he knew that this time things would not be easy.The last time he was revived, Bai Yao clearly stood in line until Bai Wuchang took the initiative to show his favor, and the treacherous battle between the forces of the underworld had already started quietly.

"Is it made by the Ten Palace?"

Bai Yao lowered his eyelashes, put his hands on his knees after being pushed back by Jiang Yu, and tapped his knees with his fingertips, which was a very relaxed thinking posture.

Since a long time ago, a huge and meticulous spider web has been unfolded in his mind, and every step has been weaving step by step so far.But Jiang Yu's mind was unexpected. He was too sensitive to all perceptions. He would be caught if he inadvertently leaked a thread and pulled the whole net. After thinking about it, he said, "Yeah."

Jiang Yu noticed his hesitant silence. "Mengpo soup has the effect of forgetting the past, just like the legend?"

"That's right." Bai Yao put down his hand. "Meng Po Tang is plainly called the tears of ghosts, and it is very dark. After the ghosts drink it, the world recalls thousands of thoughts in their hearts. They can't tell which is their own and which is someone else's. No matter how strong the obsession is, it must be clear. When the purpose is not clear, it is put down."

It was a persecution bordering on extreme, forced forgetting in the most painful way.It's like you originally had a place you wanted to go, but you had to go through a road in the middle, but suddenly there were thousands of roads intertwined in front of you, and you completely forgot which one you want to go to, and you can only give up.

"If a stranger drinks it, the thoughts of countless dead will emerge before his eyes, and he won't let him go." Bai Yao smiled strangely and sarcastically. "Tell me, what would it be like?" If a living person keeps reappearing in front of the eyes of a dead person's memories, emotions, sorrows and joys, joys and sorrows, and even his own tragic death, no one will not be afraid and not be driven crazy.

Seeing his uncertain smile, Jiang Yu suddenly had a vague idea in his heart, but he didn't catch it. "Who invented such a perverted tormenting thing?"

"Underworld." He seemed to take it for granted, and calmly stretched out his hand to reach between Jiang Yu's legs, his face still calm: "You see that the world is suffering, and you think it is torture, but poor people must hate it." Everything is retribution. Don’t you think it’s too kind to write off the evils of your previous life like this?”

Jiang Yu seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and he grabbed his hand accurately without lowering his head: "Didn't it mean that after death, people will be judged and cast into hell for atonement before they can be reincarnated?"

Bai Yao looked at him and smiled, with a secretive tone in his mouth. "What about the previous sin?"

Cangming wanted to destroy everything in this world, why didn't he want to, Shura was originally a gathering of evil spirits, with only tyranny and bloodthirsty in his bones, letting Qingyan burn everything and destroy everything was something he would have thought about going crazy.

But as long as you think about it, this is the mountains, rivers and creatures that the person would rather disperse and protect forever.He couldn't even lift a finger.

All he did was just love the house and the crow.

Jiang Yu noticed the increasingly depressed emotion in his eyes, and called out tentatively, "Bai Yao."

"Huh?" Bai Yao still had a smile on his lips, but the gloomy things in his eyes receded like tides, and he took Jiang Yu's hand and kissed him on his knuckles.

"I'm fine, I'm just thinking about something."

"Yeah." Jiang Yu let him hold hands, leaned back on the chair relaxed on the surface, but was still secretly poking at this person.Since entering this place, Bai Yao feels a little different from usual.

Jiang Yu asked: "What do they want strangers to drink Meng Po soup for?"

Bai Yao said, "I don't know either."

Jiang Yu leaned his head forward, his eyes flickered and smiled slyly: "You don't know or you don't want me to intervene in this matter, so don't tell me."

Bai Yao was already used to it, without any guilt of being exposed, he raised his head and looked at him, with a few words written on his face - why are you not so smart.

Jiang Yu smiled happily, but deep down in his heart, sadness and sentimentality were mixed at the same time.He guessed right, corresponding to the fact that Bai Yao was indeed hiding it, because of the gap between the two of them, he was just an ordinary person, a useless cannon fodder in these matters, the firmness and arrogance in his chest made him resist, but in expressing He remained calm when he came out.

"I don't think black and white impermanence has come to seduce souls. Is it so that the souls of dead people will not return to the underworld?"

If you don't go back to the underworld, you won't be reincarnated.

The Ten Palaces are stealing souls without telling the Emperor Hades.

His mind is indeed beyond the scope of human beings.

Bai Yao nodded honestly. "Um."

"Mengpo soup is originally a thing in the law of the underworld. If it is killed by something law enforcement in the underworld, it will not appear in the book of life and death. Black and white impermanence will not be known if it is seduced by the book of life and death."

In doing so, it can be said to be truly ignorant.

Jiang Yu opened his mouth, he wanted to ask what the ten halls were doing to steal the soul, was it to divide up the family property with Emperor Ming?But the moment he blurted out, he stopped again and replaced it. "Those people obviously drank Mengpo soup together, why did only Yang Yu have an attack by himself?" This is an irrelevant question.

He expected that if he asked the first one, Bai Yao would not give him the correct answer, so he might as well not ask.

These words flowed smoothly, and Bai Yao didn't realize that he changed the question midway through the quarrel in his heart.

"Because he had evil thoughts, and evil is the cause of all poisons, not to mention something that comes out of the underworld like Meng Po Tang."

Enough is enough, Jiang Yu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and raised his smiling face again. "Fortunately I didn't drink."

Bai Yao raised his eyebrows and glanced at him. "Do you still have evil thoughts?" This person was as clean as a piece of soft tofu, where did the evil thoughts come from?

"Of course I have." Jiang Yu leaned on the back of the chair and pointed lazily. "You don't understand this, native. Do you know Xunzi's saying that human nature is inherently evil?"

Bai Yao let him put his calf on his knee dishonestly, and said without haste, "'Sex is the reason for life.' This means that you want to eat when you are hungry, you want to be warm when you are cold, and you want to rest when you are tired. It is the instinct of human life to like profit and hate harm. It does not need to be guided by the acquired nature. Compared with benevolence, righteousness and etiquette, these are the results of acquired education. The purity that people are born with is seen by the world. They are all negative and bad. That’s why I say ‘human nature is inherently evil’, not to say that human beings are inherently evil.”

Jiang Yu also listened to the philosophy teacher say something like this when he was taking a nap, and just now remembered to mention it casually to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail.He didn't even know what the content of "Human nature is inherently evil" was. He didn't expect Bai Yao, a primitive man who had never read "Journey to the West", to read the philosophy of exploring human nature in the process of human development.

Unlike the usual cool and cool, when he said these words, he was very polite, exuding a pedantic atmosphere of an old social school teacher.

Jiang Yu arched his hands, bowing helplessly like the students in the old school and flattering him sincerely: "Mr. Bai is very knowledgeable, and the students are willing to bow down."

Bai Yao held his hand with a smile, and said very cooperatively: "Teaching people tirelessly, it should be."

"Bai Yao." Jiang Yu suddenly held his hand back.Some things will only embarrass the two of them if they are completely torn apart, but he still wants to mention it. "After this incident, I will prove to you that I am worthy of your trust."

Being stared at calmly by those tight but bright pupils, Bai Yao felt that his cold soul was about to be pierced, and frowned, "You're talking nonsense again..."

"Ah——" Jiang Yu interrupted him by reaching out his hand and brushing his slightly cool lips inadvertently, making it clear that he didn't want this topic to continue.His eyes narrowed and he returned to his usual carefree and obsessive state. "What's your plan next? Do you want to arrest the boss and torture him so that he can tell who is behind the scenes? Then you approve the note and let's take this pot and go to Hades to win first-class merit."

"It's not that easy." Bai Yao said, "He's just a paper shadow, and he doesn't have as many clues as that old woman."

The paper shadow is to cut the white paper into a human shape, and cast a spell to make him look like a human being.If the caster is unsatisfied, he can spontaneously burn and destroy it at any time, leaving no trace for others.

Jiang Yu leaned his elbows against the table, rubbed the backs of his hands and teased: "Old Ancestor Bai, don't you think you can't bear the shame of calling a 10-year-old immortal to call a [-]-year-old little girl's mother-in-law?"

Bai Yao rubbed his chin, put his elbow on the table, and got closer to him, a little confused: "Assistant Jiang, I seem to have forgotten the password of the card to you just now, what is it?"

Jiang Yu: "..." Without any hesitation, he grabbed Bai Yao's hands tightly and said sincerely, "Boss, I was wrong."

Taking advantage of the situation, Bai Yao staggered the man, and sat on his lap to hug him. The hand that had been strictly guarded since just now finally reached between his legs as he wished. "It takes about 72 hours to remember."

Jiang Yu: "..." He stretched out his hand and grabbed it for him.

Reflect on what sins you did in your previous life.I'm guilty, please let the police catch me instead of this monster tormenting me.Dissatisfied and murmured, "If I had known earlier, I would have left with that group of people just now."

Bai Yao bent down and moved closer, with his breath blowing on his face, he said, "Then why don't you go?"

Jiang Yu's eyes lit up and his heart felt blessed. He thought that the chance to save him had come, and he looked at him tenderly and said, "I can't bear you."

At this moment, he has brought out all the green tea, enchanted concubine, miracle doctor, evil king, and eighteen classes of coquettish and sluts that are usually forced into his mind by advertisements, and he is acting out his true colors.

I have to say, the marketing account is not deceiving me, this trick is really useful, the corners of Bai Yao's mouth are getting bigger and bigger, probably because he didn't expect to poke Jiang Yu directly when he heard such a sentence, it was obvious from the inside to the outside to be pleased.After all, this person is the one who can hold on for so long without saying "I love you" under his tossing. He picked him up and just wanted to do something.

Downstairs there was a sudden rumbling and creaking sound of tables, chairs and benches being kicked over, and the legs of the stool scraped across the floor harshly and sharply, followed by a loud noise.

Jiang Yu and Bai Yao exchanged glances, and hurriedly jumped out of his arms.

On the first floor, Lin Yi grabbed the boss by the collar and lifted him up in the air. His forearm was tight and his muscles bulged, and he roared angrily, "What trick are you playing! Let us go!"

The boss was thrown in the air with both hands and feet, and the stilts on his feet were also shaking in the air.Struggling in pain, the hoarse voice from lack of oxygen tore and said: "I told you that some of you have been possessed by ghosts. If you don't find out within seven days, everyone will die here!"

He held Lin Yi's hand, his eyeballs were bloodshot, but as expected, he kept looking at Lin Yi slantingly and sinisterly.

Lin Yi slammed to the side, hitting him hard on the ground. "Don't talk nonsense here! Quickly show us the way, or I'll kill you right now!"

The boss twitched all over from the fall, and got up slowly but firmly from the ground. It may be because he fell too hard and was on stilts. He didn't stand up for a while and sat half-sitting on the ground. There was a gloomy and terrifying smile on the old man's face.

"I'm saving you all. How about it? Which one of you is the most different? That person is a ghost." He looked at Bai Yao as he could guide, narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth fiercely: "Draw him out and kill him, so everyone will be killed." They can all be saved, otherwise." He pointed at Yang Yu's body. "This is your fate, everyone's fate!"