School flower is straight

Morality: School belle, what are you doing! ?

Monday: I am a man!Hold my crotch and swear!

When I woke up on Monday, I was dizzy, but I still looked around my environment—a strange place...

The interior furnishings show that this is a student dormitory.

The bed is a bunk bed structure, there are two in total.On the opposite side of the bed are four bookcase-style computer desks, two of which are filled with three layers of books, and the desk is in a mess, which is very in line with the messy impression given by the boys' dormitory.

The bookcase next to it is empty, and there is only a men's shoulder bag on the table, and the one next to it has a lot of things, but it is very tidy and arranged in categories, which shows that the owner treats life rigorously.

Zhou Yi was lying on the upper bunk of the bed next to the door.The weather was a bit hot, and he was only covered with a thin sheet.

Zhou Yi touched the corners of his dry eyes, it felt a little salty, and the skin under his eyes was tight—is this the rhythm of crying all night?

I was at a loss on Monday.

What the hell does this happen?

There was only Monday alone in the dormitory at this time, and it was very quiet.He shook his dizzy head, regained some energy, and climbed off the bed.

He walked around the dormitory, and there were name tags on every bookcase and bed frame, and Cao Ning’s bookcase on the second was filled with books on art and garden design, while Wu Tian on the third and No. The books on Mao Yanting's bookcase are all about numerical control.

As for No. [-]...the name on the label was Monday, and the bookcase was empty. It was the bookcase with only a men's single-shoulder backpack on the table.

Obviously, this is a mixed house.

In the formation of the so-called mixed dormitory, four people live in each dormitory, and it is impossible for each class to have exactly the number of people in multiples of four. If there are one or two more people, they will be assigned to the mixed dormitory, with other classes or other majors or even students. Or students from different classes live together.

Standing in front of the full-length mirror, even though he really didn't want to admit it, the thin person inside, who was only 1.7 meters tall, with delicate and fair skin like a girl's, did have a familiar face.

It was a face that was often complained about, with the urge to reach into the crotch to test the gender.

On Monday, he pressed his forehead and recalled what he had done the day before, but no matter what he thought, he felt like he was hospitalized yesterday, then he remembered that he had received a college notice yesterday, and then he felt that he just attended a party yesterday .

He knows that his name is Monday, yes, it's not Saturday and it's not Sunday, so he's called Monday.

Although he felt that he should only be a senior high school student now, he vaguely remembered that he had already entered college and was a sophomore, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't remember what college or major he was studying.

It feels a bit like dreaming, a scene suddenly appears in my mind, there is no beginning and no end, but that scene just begins, and there is no sense of disobedience at all.

Zhou Yi clearly knew that he was not dreaming now. Although the flashing memory in his mind was vague, it felt very real.

A possibility came to mind on Monday: This is... two years after I wore it?

But why?He doesn't need to save the world, why would he travel through time?Besides, if you want to save the world, you should travel back in time, right?

Zhou Yi fell into tangled thoughts, but at this moment, there was only a "click" sound of the door opening, and someone pushed the door and walked in.

The one who came in was a ten-year-old boy, about 1.7 meters five, with handsome features, and his figure was as thin as Zhou Yi. Although he was a big boy, he gave off a small, white and tender feeling.Some brownish short bangs are docilely attached to the owner’s forehead, wearing a white shirt, dark jeans and gray sneakers, carrying a black schoolbag on his back, and holding a bag in his hand, which contains a disposable meal bowl——Monday There was a very loud drumming sound from his stomach.

The boy looked up at Zhou Yi, who blushed in embarrassment and greeted him: "Hey, good morning!"

The boy closed the door, glanced at Zhou Yi's stomach, looked up at Zhou Yi again, raised the bag in his hand, pursed his lips, and asked: "Liangpi, do you want it?"

Zhou Yi was stunned for a moment, the boy had no expression on his face, he looked quite difficult to get along with, he didn't like to interact with people, but unexpectedly he was considered a considerate person.

Zhou Yi is not a polite person, so he asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Seeing the boy nodding, he knew that the Liangpi was just bought by the boy as a snack, so he took the Liangpi from the boy's hand while thanking him on Monday.Even though I just woke up, I feel very, very hungry.

He sat down at the table of the No. [-] bookcase with his name tag on it, and was about to start eating, when the boy next to him spoke again, with the same tone of voice: "You didn't brush your teeth."

"..." Monday calmly went to the balcony to brush his teeth, found a porcelain cup according to his vague memory, turned it over and saw the words "Monday" on the bottom of the cup.

Towels are easy to find, they are hung on the wall in order of bed number.

In the process of washing up, I did some psychological construction for myself on Monday, temporarily accepting the possibility of becoming a college student after two years of time travel, and for the rest, I will take a step at a time, and maybe I will be able to figure out what happened slowly. thing.

After finishing his personal hygiene on Monday, he rushed to the Liangpi as soon as he came out of the bathroom, starving him to death!

Excitedly about to start eating, I heard the phone ringing next to the pillow on my bed, a very simple ringtone "Ring ring ring ~ ring ring ring ~".

Hungry on Monday with a dark face, he put down the cool skin, rushed to the bed and fumbled... and took out two mobile phones... one black and one gray.

The name displayed on the screen of the ringing black mobile phone was a string of unfamiliar numbers.

your sister!The most annoying thing about harassing phone calls is gone!Determined to pull...

wait!This shows, the number from the sim card?That is to say, when saving in, the contact name is such a string of numbers...

I have no idea who this is!Who keeps such a contact information so deep? !

On Monday, I raised two middle fingers in my heart, and after realizing that the person who was raised was 100% "myself", I put down my two middle fingers with black lines on my face, and silently swiped the answer button: "Ah, hello."

There was a brief moment of silence on the phone, and then a nice and magnetic male voice spoke at a slightly faster speed: "If you're in the library, lend me a book."

Before he could ask "Who are you" on Monday, the man hung up the phone directly.

Staring at the blacked-out screen for a while on Monday, he took a deep breath, put the phone in his trouser pocket, and started eating, one on each side.

As for that inexplicable phone call, never mind.

After eating the cold noodle, Zhou Yi rubbed his stomach, as if he was still a little hungry.

Then the phone rang again.On Monday, I took out the black mobile phone just now, and it was the "string" again.

After thinking about it for a while on Monday, I still picked it up.

The tone of the voice from the mobile phone was slightly irritable: "It's almost time for class, do you want to put on powder or eyeliner? Don't you dare to show up in the classroom within 10 minutes to try!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, he hung up again.

However, there is quite a lot of information in his words. At least I know it on Monday. It seems that I have a class this morning, and I will be late soon. "Yichuan" is either a class cadre, or a bad friend of "myself".

Still can't understand why there is no name.

On Monday, I quickly accepted that I might have a bad friend with a bad temper, and found my class schedule in that shoulder bag, and checked the location of the classroom this morning.

C language programming... what?Classroom 303 in the third teaching building... Where is the third teaching building?

Zhou Yi turned to look at the boy sitting on his lower bunk reading a book, that is, Cao Ning on the second bed: "Aren't you going to class?"

Cao Ning looked up, looking a little bit stunned: "Huh? Oh, I don't have class in the morning."

On Monday, I wanted to see what book he was reading so fascinated by it, so I looked down closely - the history of world art... Is he fascinated by reading it or fainted?

"Do you think the third teaching building is far from our dormitory?" Zhou Yi tentatively asked, since he is a sophomore, it would be strange to ask him where the teaching building is.

The boy blinked and looked at Zhou Yi with a confused look. Although there was still no expression on his face, Zhou Yi felt that the boy in front of him clearly had a "naturally dumb" attribute strip on his face.

"My major is different from yours, and I have never attended classes in the third teaching building." The boy replied.

Zhou Yi was taken aback for a moment before reacting: "Uh, sorry, I forgot it for a while, but I will remember it next time."

The boy's eyes were even more confused, but he still replied politely: "It's okay, this is the first time we met."

on Monday:"……"

Although I made an oolong, Zhou Yi didn’t feel any embarrassment at all. He generously introduced himself to his new roommate and said, “Hi new roommate, my name is Zhou Yi! Thank you for your Liangpi, it’s delicious!”

"...Cao Ning." Cao Ning looked at the roommate in front of him, and couldn't help but think of the phone call from a friend who woke him up this morning, saying that he would celebrate his enrollment, when the school had already started for nearly a month.

And the roommate in front of him was introducing himself, and it was also at this time that school had started for nearly a month.

Cao Ning was very calm and didn't complain about calling him a "new" roommate on Monday.In Cao Ning's view, the identity of this "new" roommate is more suitable for Monday.

The other two roommates told Cao Ning that Zhou Yi is a sophomore now. When he was a freshman, he only lived in the dormitory for more than a month and then rented a house outside, and rarely went back to the dormitory.It's been half a month since the start of the sophomore year. On Monday, that is, last night, I came back and slept all night. The mats and sheets were washed, dried, packed, and stuffed in the cabinet before, with the smell of mothballs.

"I" rented a house outside, at this time, Monday naturally didn't know, but I wiped my bitter tears in my heart when I was looking through my closet: I have already gone to college, why am I still at this height, and I don't need to change my clothes, Just a few pieces to wear...

Nima is also too little, right? !Apart from the suit she was wearing, which she obviously forgot to change last night, there were only two shirts, two trousers and half a pack of disposable underwear in the closet? !Where are my clothes? !

Is this really a student residence and not a hotel?

I checked the time on Monday, and there were still 10 minutes before the class time.For the time being, I selectively forgot to care about whether "I" took a shower last night, and I also chose not to delve into the cause of the tears when I woke up. I hurriedly changed my clothes on Monday.

"Xiao Ningzi, then I'm going to class, bye!" After changing clothes on Monday, he found his wallet, stuffed the wallet and mobile phone into the backpack on the table, picked up the backpack and rushed out the door.

Cao Ning: "..."

When I left the dormitory on Monday, I looked back at the sign on the door, Room 202.

When rushing out of his dormitory building, Zhou Yi caught people passing by and asked, "Brother, excuse me, where is the third teaching building?"

I just glanced at the date displayed on my phone. Zhou Yi guessed that the freshman had just finished half a month of military training. I didn't know the location of the teaching building was normal, so Zhou Zhou thought about pretending to be a freshman to ask for directions.

Unexpectedly... the boy who was stopped by him looked at him with a very strange look, took a step back and said, "Zhou Xiaohua, this way of striking up a conversation is really not suitable for you."

on Monday:"……"

On Monday, he bypassed the boy and asked another girl passing by: "Student, excuse me, how do I get to the third teaching building?"

The girl pointed to the left hand side, her eyes were also very strange, but she answered Monday's question seriously: "Go straight to the end of this road."

Said thank you on Monday, turned around and left.

He absolutely didn't hear any strange names just now!

Seeing the back of Monday's departure, the girl silently took out her phone and posted a Weibo:

I was accosted by Zhou Xiaohua asking for directions today, please tell me, today is not April Fool's Day.Another: I am a younger sister!

On Monday, I passed the cafeteria next to the dormitory building, went in and bought two baskets of steamed buns and two boxes of yogurt, and went straight to the teaching building against the gazes of the people around me.

There is a roaring emperor hidden in his heart: I know that I look a little gender ambiguous... well, not a little bit!But as for being so compelling? !Dare you not unanimously pay respects to Lao Tzu!Did you think it was a military parade? !

besides!Why did I buy two breakfasts so easily!