School flower is straight

Morality: school belle, look, your date.

Monday: Isn't that Lao Tzu's bad friend? !

Plot: (raising glasses) Gay friends are also bad friends in a sense.

When I found 303 on Monday, there were only 2 minutes left before the class time.

Of course, the "within 10 minutes" mentioned by the "harmful friend" - it is said to be a harmful friend, so don't take it seriously!

Although Zhou Yi forgot who his "bad friend" was and what he looked like, but he had good eyesight and a high IQ (so he thought), so he took out his mobile phone and called the "bad friend" , walked into the classroom and used my 1.5 eyesight to scan the lecture theater to see who answered the phone.

The phone was hung up.

However, I still found my "bad friend" on Monday.

It couldn't be easier to find.The boy sitting at the back of the classroom with a mobile phone in his hand has a handsome and flamboyant face, full of aura, like a luminous body, and can easily attract people's attention in a classroom full of people.

And when Monday walked into the classroom, many students looked up in unison, and their eyes turned from Monday to that boy...

Zhou Yi secretly rubbed away the goosebumps on his arm: Why is there such a plot where the heroine finds the hero in a school idol drama?Pooh!I am a man!

The boy really fits the standard of a male lead in an idol drama. Although he is sitting, it makes people feel that he has a good figure, slightly wheat-colored skin, a handsome hairstyle, a messy handsome face, and anger His deep eyes give people a kind of insolent and fiery pressure...

anger?On Monday, he secretly rubbed his goosebumps again. It seems that his "bad friend" has a bad temper, so it's a little late, look at that look, what's the matter?

Zhou Yi curled his lips, and saw a girl waving at him with a smile in the corner of his eyes, so he turned his head and nodded at the girl with a smile.That should also be "my" friend, right?

Because of his actions, there was silence for a while.

Thinking about buying two breakfasts anyway, Zhou Yi walked up to the handsome boy and put the other Xiaolongbao and yogurt on the table, and said casually, in the friendly tone of talking to an acquaintance: "Aha, I I slept a little late last night, and got up late this morning. Fortunately, you reminded me. Have you eaten yet? I bought you a breakfast. Hey, let me go in and sit down."

He was the only one in the entire row where the boy was sitting. Zhou Yi took it for granted that it was a seat occupied by a "bad friend", but the boy sat on one side of the aisle and the other side against the wall.

The boy groaned angrily and leaned back on the chair, put one hand on the back of the front seat, and didn't move away: "I said I won't occupy a seat for you, didn't you just say hello to that one over there, I see There are plenty of empty seats there."

Standing on Monday, he had already started to eat his portion, and when he heard what the boy said, he swallowed the steamed buns he was chewing, and said, "I know you are doing it for the sake of my brother, okay, okay, next time I will pay attention Get up early, class is about to start, you should hurry up and eat the buns, and let me sit in."

The boys were unmoved.

Out of the corner of Zhou Yi's eyes, he saw that the teacher had already entered the classroom. He could only walk towards the seat where the girl who greeted him just now was sitting. He didn't notice the ghost-like eyes of the students around him and the even more angry eyes of the handsome boys.

Seeing Monday sitting next to the girl, the handsome boy picked up the steamed buns and yogurt on the table and gestured to throw them out of the window, paused, and stuffed them into the desk.

The girl sat down next to him on Monday, stretched out her hand and whispered to him, "Hi, my name is Li Rui, thank you very much yesterday!"

Before Monday came over, I had been thinking about how to talk to my "friend", but I didn't expect to hear a self-introduction...Think about the roommate Cao Ning who "meeted for the first time" in the dormitory...I don't think it's me on Monday IQ is not enough, but the way of getting up today is wrong.

He reached out and shook the girl's hand, and introduced himself, "My name is Monday..."

"Of course I know your name is Monday," the girl said with a smile, "I've been hearing about you for a long time, but it was the first time I talked to you yesterday. We will be classmates in the future, please take care of me!"

on Monday:"……"

So I am so famous?No wonder the boy who stopped him in front of the dormitory reacted a bit violently. It was outrageous that he couldn't find a classroom even though he knew he was a sophomore.As for the strange address or something, he didn't hear it.

He thought about it and asked Li Rui: "Are you a transfer student?"

The professor on the podium had already started to give lectures, and the girl continued to lower her voice and said, "I came here from a new major. Didn't you guide me to the computer room for an operation class yesterday? Yesterday you took me to the computer room and walked away to find Fang Xiaocao." Go, Fang Xiaocao is too fierce, I dare not approach him, and I have no chance to thank you."

Monday: "...Fang Xiaocao?"

The girl glanced at Zhou Yi: "Why do you sound like you don't know Fang Xiaocao?"

Zhou Yi said vaguely: "Uh, that, I'm not used to this name, school grass or something..."

Li Rui gave him an "I understand" look, and said, "That's right, you usually call him by his nickname or something? Then how do you call him? Jiazhi? Jiajia? Zhizhi?"

Li Rui said that she was aroused with goosebumps, "Uh, these names seem to be incompatible with Fang Xiaocao's face and temperament. Are you calling him by his first name and last name, Fang Jiazhi?"

Hearing what Li Rui said, Zhou Yi probably guessed that the handsome boy just now was the "Fang Xiaocao" that Li Rui said.

Fang Jiazhi, it's a holiday, haha, on Monday I thought it was funny enough to call myself "Monday", and some people call it a holiday.

Seeing Zhou Yi smiling happily alone, Li Rui poked him: "What are you happy about?"

Coughed twice on Monday: "It's not fun. Listen to the class carefully, listen to the class."

Li Rui thought he was shy, so she was embarrassed to answer her own question, and didn't ask further, she just said: "I just transferred here, and I'm not very familiar with the learning methods of this major, so I'll be more kind in the future!"

"..." Zhou Yi, who opened the textbook for a while and didn't understand it at all, turned around and asked Li Rui, "What are the procedures for changing majors? What's the process?"

Li Rui: "..."

After two classes in a row, the dizzy feeling I had when I first woke up on Monday returned.

Changing majors is a must!How could he have studied information software such a cheating major!Why didn't he know that he was interested in this major when he was in high school?Maybe the score is not enough to be adjusted?But information software engineering is not an unpopular major, right?It's obviously the same person, but there's been a gap of two years, why everything has become a mess and I can't figure it out!

Want to scratch the wall on Monday!

"Let's have dinner together?" Li Rui tidied up her books and asked Monday, suddenly with an expression that just came to him, and glanced in the direction of Fang Jiazhi's seat, there was no one there.

But she still asked Zhou Yi cautiously, "Are you going to have dinner with Fang Xiaocao? Sorry, just pretend that I didn't say anything just now, so hurry up and catch up, Fang Xiaocao has already left first."

Rubbing his temples on Monday, he raised his head and looked suspiciously at the place where Fang Jiazhi was sitting before, then turned his head and asked Li Rui: "Since he left first, there must be something wrong, why should I chase him? He is such a big man." He can’t starve himself to death, let’s go together.”

In fact, Zhou Yi was afraid that if he had too much contact with his "bad friends" who were familiar with him, he would be noticed that something was wrong, so he wanted to talk to Li Rui first, because according to Li Rui, "I" seemed to be pretty good at school. Famous, Li Rui should know a lot.

Hearing Zhou Yi's words, Li Rui was also refreshed, packed up her books, put her schoolbag on her back, and said, "Then let's go, to celebrate our acquaintance, I'm a new classmate again—you invite me to dinner! "The girl is really refreshing!

On Monday, I didn't know any places, so I asked Li Rui to choose a place. Li Rui said: "Actually, I think, since you live outside the school, you should know better than me which store's food is delicious?"

I live outside?Zhou Yi was puzzled, and then she waved her hands and said, "Although I live outside, I often eat in the dining hall, and I don't choose, so I haven't compared it."

In the end, the two of them entered a beef rice fast food restaurant, queued up to order food, and after finding a place to sit down, Li Rui said while eating: "Hey, if you don't mind, let me ask you a question. In the situation this morning, Fang Xiaocao seems to be Are you angry? Did you quarrel with Fang Xiaocao? ——Hey! Could it be that he was unhappy because you showed me the way yesterday? "

Zhou Yi was struggling with a rib: "Arguing? No. Didn't you say that, he has always had such a bad temper."

On Monday, I still had a lot of thoughts about renting a house.

I finally understood why Cao Ning said that it was the first time the two met. It turned out that "I" lived outside before.

There should be the landlord's number in the phone's address book. Later, use another mobile phone to call the landlord, pretending that you are going to rent a house, and you can trick the landlord into giving out the address!

The key should be in the backpack.

This Monday, I was still planning my own "talent strategy", and Li Rui on the other end was not surprised: "But aren't you lovers, Fang Xiaocao seems to be angry with you, it doesn't matter if you don't go to him and explain it clearly ?"

"Slap!" The ribs in Zhou Yi's mouth fell back to his dinner plate, but he felt that at this time only "Puff!" could better express his feeling of a mouthful of old blood choked in his throat and wanting to spurt!

Li Rui curled her lips in distaste: "I said it's okay if you don't do these things that don't match your face, it really deserves a beating."

On Monday, I took a tissue and wiped my mouth. The "image" or something is not important!The important thing is "sexual orientation"!

"What do you say I am with that?"

Li Rui looked at Zhou Yi with a smirk on her face: "Everyone in the school knows that you are lovers. You have been very calm in the past year. Why are you suddenly shy? Oh~ Could it be the first anniversary of your relationship yesterday or something~ What do you do?" What's wrong?"

Seeing the shifting smile on Li Rui's face, Zhou Yi really wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood!

Love, lover? !Are he and Fang Jiazhi lovers? !He is a man!Fang Jiazhi is also a man!But, are they lovers? !

Could it be that Fang Jiazhi actually just looks like a man?

But he seems to be much taller than him, and he is also much more handsome than his feminine face...

Thinking of a meme on Monday, the whole person is Spartan-could it be said that they are a combination of a fake mother and a female man? !

Li Rui continued her YY: "No, look at Fang Xiaocao's expression—couldn't it be you who ate him?!"

After she finished speaking, she looked at Zhou Yi with a horrified face—"Your expression seems to be shocked too? That means you didn't fight back, but the truth is...you refuse to be eaten?"

"..."

"Isn't it?! You worked so hard to catch up with Fang Xiaocao, but you actually rejected his demand?!" Li Rui still knew where she was, and lowered her voice to growl at Zhou Yi, but some students sitting around still looked at him. I took a few glances here.

"...I'm a man." Monday reminded her.

Although Fang Jiazhi is a female man, no matter how aggressive he is, he shouldn't call "her" so, so, dissatisfied with desire?Want to throw yourself down?Compared with Fang Jiazhi, no matter how thin he is, he is still a man!However, he still chased others first... so courageous!

Li Rui looked at Monday with resentment: "Do you still have a chastity complex as a man? Do you want to save the first night for the wedding night?"

"Pfft—!" Zhou Yi automatically made up the voice of vomiting blood. Is it true that you, a girl, said these things in front of a big boy like me?Small ones, small ones can't bear it!

"Cough, cough, Li Rui, um, eat, eat." Zhou Yi hurriedly picked up the rice.

Li Rui said earnestly: "Zhou Xiaoshou, men are animals that think from the lower body. Fang Xiaocao is not gay in the first place. He has never had a girlfriend after dating you. You still refuse to solve his physical needs. He is dissatisfied with his desires." Yes, some of you will cry in the future."

Li Rui didn't notice the petrified expression on Monday, and continued: "But that's fine, that scumbag Fang Xiaocao is not suitable for you, why don't you think about other people, I heard that the garden design of the School of Life Sciences This semester, a handsome guy named Cao Ning was transferred to the department.

My sisters and I agree that he is your kind!Hey, but, I haven't seen him yet, if he is also a little shou, even though two shou meet, there must be an attack, I don't know if it's your attack or his attack, but I still can't afford a weak attack! "

After eating this meal calmly on Monday with Li Rui, who was always chattering, he basically didn’t think much of what Li Rui said later, because his mind was full of endless loops of "Fang Jiazhi is a man! Fang Jiazhi It's a man!"

Such infinite loop playback made Zhou Yi temporarily forget why he had to loop this sentence like a brainwashing, until he finally calmed down for a while, and finally realized that his head went crazy again:

Then Fang Jiazhi is not a bad friend, but a gay friend? !