School flower is straight

Morality: school beauty, butt blooming?

Monday: Lao Tzu curses that wicked son and grandson!

*God said: All right.

When I returned to the dormitory and saw Cao Ning who had already taken a nap, I remembered what Li Rui said on Monday, and couldn't help thinking: Is this guy also gay?

--I bother!What a "too"!Believe what people say!This is a rumor!rumor!Li Rui also said that it was just their own guess, and Cao Ning didn't admit it!

……

Covering his face on Monday: But Li Rui said, "I" is indeed gay! o(╯□╰)o

Before he woke up, what did this body do during the two years that were equivalent to a blank for the current him?Can we still talk about love properly!

On Monday, the mood was in a mess, and the other two roommates in the dormitory came back.

The two roommates were obviously classmates, and they also held books, and they opened the door and entered the dormitory while discussing the curve of the logarithmic function.

One of the two roommates is tall and thin, with a mean-looking face and a "white shirt" that has been washed a little yellow and buttoned up to the top button; the other is estimated to be about the same height as Zhou Yi, but has a quite Some feeling of overnutrition.

It is said that there is always a fat man in every dormitory, and this is true here.Standing tall and short, one fat and one thin standing together is really a bit of a comic effect.

On Monday morning, I saw everyone's name tags and body shapes. On Monday, I guessed that the fat man slept in the lower bunk, that is, the roommate Mao Yanting in bed No. [-], and the tall and thin one should be Wu Tian in bed No. [-].

On Monday, I thought that I could be roommates with two high school masters... Would it be helpful to have different majors t^t

By the way, Wu Tian and Mao Yanting looked up when they entered the door and saw Zhou Yi. They were really shocked, and they couldn't realize that this was the No. [-] bed in their dormitory.

When they returned to the dormitory on Monday last night, the two hadn't returned. When they came back, it was almost time to turn off the lights, and they didn't notice that there was an extra person in Cao Ning's upper bunk.

Combining the information dug out of Li Rui on Monday, knowing that I hadn't spent much time in the dormitory in the first year of my freshman year, no wonder I was taken aback, so I greeted the two roommates friendly: "Hello, long time no see !"

The two roommates crossed their eyes after staring for a while before reacting: "You, hello!"

Seeing the terrified faces of the two of them, Zhou Yi felt guilty.

Because "I" had limited things in the dormitory before, and it was inconvenient to do anything, I checked the class schedule on Monday and found that there were no classes in the afternoon and evening, so I decided to go and see the "legendary" house he rented out now.

Then the problem comes again.

Why does "myself" rent a house outside?Being rejected by other boys because of being "gay"?But looking at the things in the dormitory, it's not like he hasn't been back to the dormitory at all. The half bag of disposable underwear can explain the problem.

So it's personal, right?

Too lazy to think about it, I rolled up the clothes I changed in the morning on Monday and planned to take them to the rental house to see if there was a washing machine, but I couldn't find a bag for clothes, so I had to ask the fat man who kept peeking at him for one.

After hearing his question, Fatty Mao just let out a blank "Ah?", obviously not in the mood, and didn't understand what Zhou Yi asked at all.

Wu Tian, ​​who had already climbed into bed, let out a "tss", and lay down directly to sleep.

Zhou Yi was still holding the clothes in his hands, staring at Fatty Mao.

"Is a supermarket shopping bag okay?"

A voice came, Zhou Yi looked gratefully and guiltily at Cao Ning who had woken up: "Thank you! I'm sorry for waking you up!"

Cao Ning put on his shoes and walked to his computer desk, found a supermarket shopping bag in the drawer and handed it to Zhou Yi, squinting his eyes and said, "I haven't had lunch yet."

...Does this mean you want me to treat you?

Thinking about it on Monday, it is necessary to have a good relationship with roommates!

"Then you wash up first, I'll wait for you at the door." Zhou Yi stood at the door of the dormitory with a plastic bag containing clothes.

Cao Ning: "?? Haven't you eaten yet?"

"..." So what he meant just now was to explain that he only woke up naturally at meal time, and wasn't woken up by me?

On Monday, I found that although this roommate is very considerate, the prospect of my plan to build a good relationship with my roommate seems to be in the dark... How can we build a harmonious society if there are obstacles in communication? !

In the end, the two traveled together for a while and then separated.

Walking out of the school gate, Zhou Yi remembered that he hadn't called the landlord yet.

He hurriedly took out his mobile phone, the black one first, opened it, and saw a missed call, the caller: a string of numbers.Oh, it's Fang Jiazhi.

I turned my phone to silent on Monday during class, and I didn't turn it back after school, so I didn't receive the call.

Seeing this "string" again, I felt that the "string" was so ambiguous on Monday!

Does this mean that love is hard to express, and I don't know what to call it?If it was "dear", I would feel nauseated at most on Monday, but now I saw such a "string", what Monday felt was not nausea, but a chill gushing from my heart, and the arrector pili muscles all over the body contracted—goose bumps slammed rise!And no matter how much you rub it, you can't stop it.

What made Zhou Yi feel "the unbearable weight of life" was that there was only such a number in the address book of this mobile phone!

The exclusive number is weak, okay? !This is an exclusive pager, dear!In order not to miss any calls from that guy, is there a dedicated paging machine for him? !

It was decided that he didn't see any missed calls by the extremely anxious Monday decision!

It is enough for him to say that the two men are in a relationship and use the exclusive machine or something. Judging from Fang Jiazhi's "performance" this morning, he seems to be a "savage boyfriend"...

On Monday, I feel that I am a "newcomer" to this future world, and I really need a long enough adaptation period!

Then I took out another gray mobile phone, and there were only a few numbers in the address book, parents', landlord's, monitor's, captain's, takeaway... gone?

Is this "self" withdrawn, or is it isolated by others?Both?

I looked at my parents' numbers twice, and finally didn't contact them on Monday.

He still hasn't figured out his current situation. Although the two in the family often ignore their son because they are busy living their two-person world, they are still very careful sometimes. For example, every time a guilty conscience is seen through on Monday, although It's also due to the poor acting skills on Monday.

Zhou Yi's parents are engaged in photography, father is a photographer, and mother does publicity. The two guys liked to run around when they were young. Zhou Yi was born on the African grasslands, and was sent back to grandma's house by those two unscrupulous parents. Eight years until the death of my grandmother, I lived with my parents in T City.

After flicking the address from the landlord, I found the house key in my backpack on Monday, and found my rental house according to the 405 lettering on the key.

It's stupid and dangerous to put the house number on the key, but this time it paid off on Monday.

The house is a bit small but well-equipped with all internal organs, one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. The living room is connected to a small balcony, and the bathroom is between the room and a small kitchen, only about 2 square meters.

The furnishings in the room are very simple. There is only a dining table, two chairs and a couch in the hall. There is a bed, a cloth wardrobe and a laptop computer table in the room. Books are stacked in the corner. .

Everything in the kitchen is complete, the corners of Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, it must be because of Fang's learning how to cook, right?

From waking up on Monday to now, my head has been a little dizzy from time to time, or I heard or saw a lot of disturbing things, and I was physically and mentally exhausted. Now I saw the bed, so I threw everything away and just threw myself on the bed , buried his head in the pillow, and went to sleep.

"Ouch I'm going!"

Zhou Yi fell to the ground with his buttocks, his tailbone hurt so badly that his face was distorted by the pained expression.

He looked back and saw a piece of banana peel lying quietly on the ground behind him.

What wickedness!

Grinning his teeth and putting his hands behind his back, Zhou Yi took a deep breath and was about to stand up. As soon as his buttocks were lifted off the ground, a sharp pain shot up from his tailbone along his spine, causing his scalp to stand on end.

After school in the morning, on a whim on Monday, I suddenly wanted to walk home in a different way, so I took this quiet alley that few people walked.

Originally, he was glad that no one saw his embarrassing wrestling scene, but now Zhou Yi wanted to slap himself: If you don't die, you won't die!Let you change your way when you are full!Let you walk without looking at the road!Make you laugh!Should!Tear——pain, pain, pain!

What's even more tragic is that the school has recently enforced strict discipline. Students are strictly prohibited from bringing mobile phones. Once they are found, they will be confiscated and demerited. Therefore, Zhou Yi does not have a mobile phone with him now. His situation at this time is really isolated and helpless. Ling, it was so bitter that he wanted to cry.

"Hey! Hey! What about you!"

There was a male voice with a slightly aggressive tone behind him. Looking back on Zhou Yi, a handsome boy dressed in fashion stood behind him with his hands in his trouser pockets. Seeing Zhou Yi turned his head, he stepped forward and stretched out his right hand to him: "Are you Want to help?"

Good man!Zhou Yi was so moved that two waterfalls of tears hung in his heart, he stretched out his hand and held the boy's hand: "Thank you—ah!!!"

It turned out that just as the boy was about to pull Zhou Yi up hard, Zhou Yi felt the severe pain just now that could take him out.

"No, no, no! That's not okay! Oh, it hurts me to death!"

Zhou Zhou broke free from the boy's hand, grinning and waving his hands and said, the boy's eyes widened: "Are you a boy?!"

Monday: "..." Don't ignore the boy's school uniform I'm wearing, okay? !

In fact, the difference between male and female school uniforms is not obvious, but Zhou Yi's youthful face is just like what his classmates said, even if Zhou Yi has short hair tied to his hands, he is still very feminine, and some people will still admit his mistake.

Zhou Yi couldn't help curling his lips secretly, he actually knew this boy, Fang Jiazhi, the teacher in the normal class next door to them, was of course also a school teacher, and a rich man.

I heard that he has a bad personality and a very bad temper. He either likes to ignore people, or explodes at a point.

Today, Fang Jiazhi didn't know which nerve was wrong, so he offered to help Zhou Yi.

It's just that Monday is quite famous in school, not only because of his top ten grades, but also because of his overly pretty face.He personally wanted to keep a low profile, and the reason for being famous really made him uncomfortable.Although Zhou Yi always called himself "Lao Tzu" in an attempt to add some masculinity or something, he was always defeated by his enchanting beauty.

Zhou Yi thought that even if the two of them had never met face to face, they had been classmates in the next class for two years. Did this person have no impression of him?Sure enough, he is a proud guy!

"You don't seem to weigh much. If it's a boy, I'll carry you on my back. Come up."

Zhou Yi was still slandering, Fang Jiazhi turned around and squatted down in front of him.

Zhou Yi said with a bitter face: "I can't lie on my stomach, my butt hurts even if I move it, and I don't know if the tailbone is broken or cracked."

Fang Jiazhi squatted and turned around with surprise on his face: "It's not that serious, is it? Then, should we call an ambulance?"

Monday continued with a bitter face: "I didn't bring my mobile phone, I couldn't contact my parents, and I didn't have any money with me."

Fang Jiazhi took out his mobile phone and dialed 120, saying, "I have money."

Of course Zhou Yi knew that Fang Jiazhi was rich!The problem is that we don't seem to know each other well!

The ambulance came quickly, and a middle-aged male doctor and a female nurse got out of the car with two white coats and moved the truck into the alley.

Seeing what happened on Monday, the male doctor said to Fang Jiazhi: "Hold the person onto the gantry and be careful, don't get hurt again. The possibility of fracture is very high, so don't cause secondary trauma."

Fang Jiazhi spread his hands: "In this case, doctors, you can lift him onto the stand, so as not to make mistakes for me."

The male doctor glared at Fang Jiazhi: "Your own girlfriend, the uncle takes care of you and lets you hug her. You won't take advantage of it? Why is your girlfriend a girl with a crew cut? The long hair complements this picture more." face."

on Monday:"……"

Fang Jiazhi: "..."

Fang Jiazhi looked down at Zhou Yi, Zhou Yi's entire face was pale at this time, although his expression was distorted a little due to the pain, but that face, which was prettier than a girl's, made me feel pity...

In the end, Fang Jiazhi hugged Zhou Yi onto the stand in the way of a princess.