queen mother is male

Mu Er took the initiative to ask for orders to work as a gardener in Xizi Beauty's yard. Although Yueshan refused several times on the surface, Mu Er knew that he was definitely not a person who cared about worldly views.

When he went back that day, Mu Er asked the servant beside him to prepare a flower hoe, comforting himself, and went to learn about Lin Daiyu's art of burying flowers.

After Mu Er left, Yue Shan sat alone in the study and corrected the papers. The window of the study was wide open and the sun was shining brightly. There were a few sparse pear trees outside the door with a few pear blossoms on the branches, pure and flawless.Yue Shan placed all the completed folders beside the desk.

"Liu Heng."

The door was pushed open, and a resolute and tall man walked in. "Father, what's your order?"

Yue Shan pointed to the writing brush on the pen stand, the ink on the tip of the pen was black and shiny. "Take it to wash, and go to find out what the princess has done in the past two years, and... what happened."

"Yes!" Liu Heng stood up, walked to the sandalwood desk, picked up the brush with both hands, and then backed out.

The next day, Mu'er walked into Beauty Xizi's yard with a small flower hoe on his shoulder.There are few people here, and Mu Er is not worried about his rude behavior.But when people are unlucky, they can't die even if they want to die.On the green and white cobblestone path outside the small courtyard, Mu Er met Yue Shan who suddenly appeared from the corridor on the right.According to visual estimation, Yueshan's destination is also Xizi Meiren's small courtyard.

Yue Shan stared at Mu'er, Mu'er was like a stake nailed into the soil.When Yue Shan approached, Mu Er was still imagining "I am a tree".

Yue Shan raised her eyebrows, looked at the short-handled flower hoe, the hoe on the back was attached to Mu Er's shoulder, and said, "Princess Wangfei has a very bold personality."

"Hehe..." Mu Er smiled flatteringly.But in my heart, I was thinking that don't think that the young master can't tell that you are mocking my vulgar actions. Just say it straight, the young master will not challenge you one-on-one. "Where, it's just a masculine man's true colors."

Yue Shan looked at Mu Er meaningfully, "I don't know if the princess regrets it now, a dignified man, but now he lives under others."

Mu Er didn't realize the meaning of Yue Shan's words for a long time, and stood there thinking foolishly.Yue Shan didn't wait for his answer, turned around and walked towards the courtyard.

Mu Er's brain is like a rusty machine, and it is difficult to move it. After he understands the "tactful irony" in Yue Shan's words, Yue Shan has already half-stepped into Xizi Beauty's small courtyard.

Mu Er thought about the meaning of Yue Shan's words, and ran straight to Yue Shan's side to hold his arm regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.Yueshan is like a thousand-year-old pine, motionless.He just turned his head to look at Mu Er, saw his face turned blue, and he couldn't believe it, so he chuckled lightly and said.

Mu Er no longer cared about what his smile represented, sarcasm is fine, or a simple sharp smile is fine!Shocked by those words, he asked, "Say, what do you mean by what you said just now? Aren't you a straight man? Still like to oppress men?!"

After hearing this, Yue Shan asked, "What is a straight man?"

"A straight man is a man who simply likes women."

"Inevitably, it was because of my behavior that the princess misunderstood, or what did the princess do?" Yue Shan looked at Mu Er with darkened pupils.

Mu Er shuddered, and reluctantly said, "No, no, I also like women. If you love women, it will be a sunny day. If you love men, it will be a thunderbolt from the blue sky!"

Mu Er's words were too blunt and disgusting, she never thought that these words would arouse the man's possessive desire.Yueshan didn't show it on the face, but his tone became more and more cold, "Princess, I'm afraid I will regret it for the rest of my life. Although you are a man, I'm afraid you will never meet a woman. It's just a eunuch marrying a wife." It's a "fake". man.

Yue Shan always speaks too euphemistically, and Mu Er is not used to it, so he didn't realize what Yue Shan meant by "eunuch marrying a wife".After he realized that "the eunuch is marrying a daughter-in-law—in name only!", Yueshan had disappeared, and he probably had already entered the room of Beauty Xizi, so warm and fragrant, so uncomfortable!

Mu Er gritted her teeth, trembling with anger, what the hell, when you die, I will take good care of the beauties in your backyard, and ensure that Didi Chunyu will not be wasted!Let your backyard be full of red apricots!

Of course, in reality, Mu Er still chooses to be a coward.After all, if he couldn't resist fighting with Yue Shan, it would be an egg hitting a rock.Behind a great man, there must be many times!

Carrying the flower hoe into Xizi Beauty's small courtyard, as soon as he entered, the cold breath made Mu's ears tremble.Damn, it's so spooky here!Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that there are birdcages hanging everywhere, thrushes, cuckoos, hummingbirds, parrots... countless...

Mu Er was startled, thinking that he had come to the flower and bird market.Surprised for a moment, he diligently went to pull weeds and flowers in the corner of the wall courtyard.

There are not many flowers and plants in the yard, there are just a lot of trees here, and there are many imprisoned birds in the yard.Chirping, no joy or sorrow.

Yueshan probably didn't want to torment himself physically, and let himself come here to weed, but he just wanted to make his lover happy.This guy might be King Zhou You or Emperor Xuanzong of Tang in the future--I don't hesitate to smile for the Pomeranian.

Yue Shan walked into the room, the sandalwood in the room was neither too strong nor too weak, which just covered the bitter taste of the medicine.

Xizi was lying on the bed, and the maid next to her had already retreated.

Yue Shan sat beside her, looking at her bleak face, like a flower that was destroyed on a summer rainy night. "A few days ago, you refused me to come to see you. Are you feeling better today?"

Xizi sat up from the bed with his hands propped up, his arms were like delicate willow branches, completely weak, Xizi fell on the bed.His face was a little rosy because of the struggle just now.

Yue Shan looked at the tearful Xizi, and helped her up.Xizi half leaned against his arms, sniffing the cold fragrance. "I rejected it a few times, and I feel sorry for it. I know that you are worried about me, and I can't bear to let you see me like this. I feel better today, so I will send someone to invite you."

Yueshan pulled the quilt to cover her.Xizi looked at her handsome cheeks, and his heart fell in love even more, and his shyness made her complexion even more beautiful.But the pain between the brows makes me feel pity. "I heard that the concubine didn't do it on purpose, please don't get angry. My lord, it's inconvenient for Xizi to live here without a name...Let me drift away from now on..." After finishing speaking, his face became paler.

Yue Shan stared at her with no emotion on his face, his eyes were also a bottomless pool.Said lightly, "Xizi thinks too much."

Xizi nodded, wanted to say something but was afraid that he might miss the meaning of his words, so he fell silent.

"My lord, can you help me go for a walk? I haven't been out for a long time, I don't know how the birds in the yard are doing."

"Okay, go out and sit for a while." He stood up and helped Xizi out.

Xizi is wearing a white plush cloak, with an untainted beauty, looking sideways at Yue Shan, Yue Shan is like a strong bamboo, and his gestures are full of grace.Xizi smiled lightly.The two walked towards the courtyard side by side, where there was a swing.

"Ugly! Ugly!" A sharp scolding sound came from behind the bushes, Xizi looked at Yueshan, and found that he was also looking in the direction of the sound, with a bit of displeasure between his brows.

"My lord, is this?"

"nothing."

As soon as Yueshan's words fell, a louder voice came over, revealing a deep sense of displeasure! "Damn it! You're an asshole! You're all black, with mung bean eyes, carrot legs, and you're so fat you can't even fly. How dare you call me ugly! Have you ever peed on yourself?!"

"This? This!..." Xizi blushed and was a little embarrassed by the rude words. "My lord, this is?"

"You stay here, I'll go and have a look." Yue Shan's face seemed to be covered with frost, looking icy cold.

"My lord, I'll follow along to have a look. This... broken bird probably belongs to my yard." Xizi's expression was a little subtle, and she could tell that the male voice belonged to that person.

Yue Shan looked at her for a long while, and remained silent without saying a word.Seen by his gaze, Xizi's face was half shy and half scared. "Let's go."

The two walked towards the source of the sound one after the other.Yue Shan stood out from behind the tree, and didn't intend to walk over, but just looked ahead with a bit of indescribable sharpness in his eyes.

The bird was probably also tossed by Mu Er's series of "humiliation", and it was chirping there.Occasionally just say a sentence or two, "Ugly!"

In fact, Mu Er didn't want to scold an animal, as a human being, to actually scold an animal would be a shameful thing.But he was really stimulated by Yue Shan's words "eunuch", plus he was doing a good job, this broken bird kept cursing on the branch, which made people feel quite uncomfortable.

Mu Er let out a sigh of relief, and felt much better.Seeing the bird that had been "reviled" by me lying in the cage listlessly, I couldn't bear it in my heart, and said, "Say, why are you messing with the young master? Today is the time you chose. It's not right. Who made Xiaoye feel angry in front of a bastard just now? Brother, smile, oh, no, shout, don't care so much about appearance!"

The starling didn't care about Mu'er, obviously Mu'er's blow to its appearance was a shock to it.

Mu Er looked at Starling and wondered in his heart, was he scared by himself or was he unlovable because of his appearance?Mu Er took off the birdcage and pulled a piece of grass to tease mynah, "Brother, let me tell you, don't look at what you look... er... Although it's really not good, but to live is hope, and to live is to give you hope." So much for a girl!"

The starling finally regained some energy after hearing this, and Mung Douyan looked at Mu'er pitifully.

The more Mu Er spoke, the more energetic he became, "Brother, I will let you out. Both of us are bachelors without women. Let's talk about life? But let's say it first, you are not allowed to fly, or I will let you go!" If I catch you, I'll rip off your hair and let you try to fly naked!"

Mynah is quite spiritual, and he called out several times, "Brother! Brother!"

Mu Er was in a much better mood after being teased by this starling, and while opening the cage for it, she said, "I have always had a lofty ideal, that is, when that bastard dies, I will soak all the beauties in his backyard! He dares to call me a eunuch! I will let him know what a real man is!"

As soon as Mu Er's words fell, the starling flew out of the cage, without any scruples about the agreement with Mu Er just now, happily flew into the air, and then landed on someone's shoulder.

Mu'er looked at the black body that couldn't fly high, and then watched it land on Yue Shan's shoulder, his face turned pale with fright.

Yueshan stood under the tree with a black face, and Xizi beside him didn't dare to make a sound.Mu'er trembled, looking at his face, I'm afraid he had listened.

"My lord, my lord..." Mu Er tremblingly squeezed out a voice from his throat.

Yue Shan walked in front of Mu Er, and stopped three meters away.Seeing that the less he spoke, Mu Er became more frightened.

Starling stood on Yueshan's shoulder and shouted cheerfully at Mu'er, "Brother! Brother! Thank you! Thank you!"

Mu'er's facial features were terribly blocked by myna's words, and she was so angry that she was about to faint.