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Yue Shan looked at Mu Er, the veins on his forehead twitched, and the joints of his fingers creaked. Mu Er was terrified when he heard it, and wished he could kneel down and hug his thigh to admit his mistake.

"My lord? Is there any chance to reform?" Mu Er shyly said.

Yue Shan squeezed out a word through his teeth, "What do you think?"

Mu'er glanced at Yue Shan, and said, "There... yes... yes, isn't it just three things? I should... have two more chances..." After finishing speaking, he didn't dare to look at Yue Shan himself. .

Yue Shan laughed out of breath, "Heh!"

Mu Er immediately felt a gust of cold wind above his head, and immediately he didn't care about the true nature of any man, and immediately squatted down and hugged Yue Shan's waist, "My lord! Domestic violence is wrong! A man who beats his wife is simply a scum!" up! ! !

Yue Shan was taken aback by what he said, he was actually not going to hit Mu'er, but a lesson is inevitable.Mu Er's words were like Feihong's feathers, which made his mind a little unsteady.

Mu Er hugged his waist like a koala, Yue Shan looked down, and Mu Er also looked at him pitifully.Yue Shan felt that Mu Er was like a woman, but he couldn't get bored, and there was a rippling in his heart.

The two people looked at each other, Mu Er had a bitter face, and begged for mercy, "My lord, give me another chance? Can't you just do three things?"

Yueshan is still recalling that sentence of domestic violence, although he is still angry now, but the anger is not as angry as when he heard Mu Er's rebellious words just now.

"stand up."

"A gentleman doesn't move his hands." Mu Er stood up slowly, covering his face with his arms, "Don't hit your face with your hands."

Yue Shan, "..."

Xizi looked at Yue Shan sideways, and found that his face was very calm.The atmosphere that had just been waiting for the explosion slowly calmed down like this.

On the contrary, Xizi looked like the one who was waiting to be beaten, his face was a little pale, he looked at Mu Er, then at Yue Shan, and said, "My lord, this starling... I'm afraid I won't forget it, then, I am a girl It's really..." She lowered her head, as if she still couldn't calm down the embarrassment in the embarrassing words.

"Okay, it's indeed foul language. I'll take this starling back." Yueshan interrupted Xizi.Seeing that her face was not good-looking again, she said, "It's windy, you should go back first."

There was a bit of surprise on Xizi's face, and he quickly turned the surprise into a flower-like smile.Her eyes lingered on Yue Shan's face, and she looked at Yue Shan with more and more hesitation in her eyes, Yue Shan was not emotional.Xizi Xuanxuan turned and left in tears, feeling a little helpless.

Looking at Xizi's back, Mu'er felt pity for the abused one, committing crimes!He looked sideways at Yueshan, this man was not only ruthless but also cruel.Tsk~ "Princess looks at me like this, do you have something to say?"

"No!"

Yue Shan gave Mu Er a cold look, and walked out of the courtyard, Mu Er slavishly followed behind with the birdcage in hand.The starling on Yueshan's shoulder shouted cheerfully to him, "Brother! Brother!"

Mu Er also forgot that he was unhappy just now, and followed Yue Shan winking at mynah, having a good time.Unexpectedly, Yue Shan turned around suddenly, Mu Er was making a face, and was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue stiffly and couldn't take it back.

"Pay attention to your manners!" Yue Shan shouted coldly.Starling was so frightened that he flew into the air, landed on Mu Er's shoulder, buried his head under the wings, and "shyly" said, "Nah, I scared the little bird~"

Mu Er and Yue Shan both had veins on their foreheads rioting at the same time.Yueshan looked at mynah with eyes that wanted to roast it, "You can take this bird back and raise it. After a month, if this king hears a dirty word from this dog's beak... the bird's beak , Wangfei is waiting to be punished! Besides, Wangfei should do a good job of self-criticism today!" After Yueshan finished speaking, he turned around and walked in front, fearing that if he took one more look at this person or bird, he would be blind.

Mu Er heard Yue Shan's words, and followed behind him with a bitter face.The starling felt that the danger had disappeared, so he jumped up and down happily on Mu Er's shoulder, chirping, "Brother! Brother! Let's talk about life~" Mu Er was about to have a myocardial infarction, and a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat and he couldn't spit it out. .

With seven twists and turns, he parted ways with Mu Er.Yue Shan walked on the corridor alone, with a rather relaxed expression.The scenery in spring is infinite, but it lacks a bit of charm.Looking at the lively birds bouncing on the branches, I suddenly thought of Mu'er who was out of tune, and along with that, the good mood just now suddenly disappeared.Sighing helplessly, Yue Shan walked leisurely in the courtyard, smiling but not smiling.

When the servant at the door saw the prince suddenly appearing here, he was quite frightened for a moment, lowered his head and saluted tremblingly, "My lord."

"Tell the steward to plant pear blossoms in the garden."

"Yes." The servant replied softly, not daring to take a breath, for fear of disturbing the prince's interest.

Yueshan walked to the pavilion on the rockery alone, and he had a panoramic view of the surrounding scenery.There was fine wine on the table, and he was stealing half a day's leisure. He closed his eyes, not knowing what to think, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and suddenly he opened his eyes again and smiled.The maids waiting beside her couldn't hold back the gleam in their eyes.

Yueshan waved his hand, "Go down."

"Yes", the maids came and went quietly, without taking a cloud.

"My lord." Liu Heng knelt and saluted.

"Get up."

"Yes."

"What did you find?" Yue Shan drank the wine in his glass.Putting the white porcelain cup on the stone table made a crisp sound.

"There is indeed one thing that is quite strange. It has been two years since the prince and the concubine went to the Southwest two days after their wedding. When she first entered the mansion, the concubine was quite arrogant, bullied the servants, and had very close contacts with the Mu family. But since A year and a half ago, the princess was admiring the lotus falling into the water by the lake. After waking up, her temperament changed drastically, and her behavior was quite indecent... He doesn't understand most of the common sense things..."

"Yeah. The king knows." Yue Shan interrupted Liu Heng and waved him to go down.

A month later, Mu'er came to do the self-examination and the results of the physical examination and training of mynah.He stood at the door and handed the birdcage to Liu Heng.

"Brother, do me a favor, pass it in for me, this is what your lord wants." Mu Er smiled so much that his face was blooming.

Liu Heng and Liu Feng no longer ignored Mu Er's words as they did at first, they looked at each other suspiciously.

The starlings were flying around in the birdcage covered with black cloth, and kept shouting, "Brother! Brother! Let's talk about life~"

Liu Heng and Liu Feng looked at the cage with weird faces.Facing the words "Talk about life" spit out from the birdcage, the brain seemed to explode with fireworks, breaking the previous cognition.The two carried the birdcage into the study.

"Master, the princess said this is what you want." Liu Heng lifted the birdcage.

Yue Shan put down the brush, looked up at the birdcage, "Where is the princess?"

"Princess said he didn't come in because he was not feeling well." Liu Feng replied with his head bowed.

Yue Shan frowned and nodded, "Take off the black cloth."

"Yes!" Liu Heng lifted the black cloth covering the bird cage, and the mynah, who had been fat into a ball, sat in the cage and tried to fly to the crossbar of the cage several times, but fell off.The three people in the room couldn't help but twitch their mouths when they saw it.

"My lord, what?" Liu Feng wondered why the wangfei gave the wang ye this fat bird that couldn't fly. Just as he was about to ask, he heard the bird chirp after hearing the word "Wang ye" Said, "My lord, I deeply blamed myself for my unscrupulous words last time, and I have not eaten or slept for a month because of this, and I am deeply ashamed of my dirty thoughts.

Starting today, I will follow the three obediences and four virtues. The prince must follow "obedience" when he goes out, "obey" the prince's orders, and blindly "obey" when the prince makes mistakes.The prince has to endure "get" when he picks up girls, he has to listen to "get" when he lectures me, he has to suffer "get" when he beats me, and he has to remember "get" when he likes me.

Prince, you are my sky, sheltering me from wind and rain, you are my land, making me feel at ease.Every second that I can't see you, the air is thin.Your admiration for you is like the rolling water of the Yangtze River, and my love for you is like the fine sand of the Yellow River, countless.My lord, forgive me for being cheap! "

A series of words spit out from the starling's mouth, and the sharp and distorted voice made the "sincere" confession a little more comical.

Yue Shan sat on the chair without saying a word, his face was a little gloomy, looking at the fat bird in the cage, the rhythm of tapping his fingers on the table became faster and faster. "Go and invite me Wangfei. If he is not feeling well and has trouble moving, then bring him here." Yueshan's tone was quite calm, but his body and mind were very low.

Liu Heng's face was a little distorted, and he took the order before Liu Feng and ran out.Liu Feng looked at his back and gritted his teeth.

Fat Niao is still alive and well, and the "affectionate confession" over and over again conveys Mu Er's "three obediences and four virtues".

"Make it shut up." Yue Shan raised his head and said to Liu Feng.

"Yes!" Liu Feng's cheeks were swollen sorely, and the smile in his eyes couldn't be restrained, like water overflowing from a cup.

"Shut up!" Liu Feng threatened Fat Bird with a grin.Fat Bird jumped up and down facing Liu Feng, tilted his head, and shouted, "Brother! Let's talk about life~"

The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, "...I don't want to talk to you."

Fat bird starling was rejected, lying in the cage in frustration, and Mung Dou's eyes showed a look of lovelessness.Seeing Liu Feng's headache, he was also extremely surprised.This bird is really smart, but every time it opens its mouth, it wants to be... slapped.

At the beginning, the bird was sent by a local official, who said that the bird was intelligent and could talk a lot, so the prince accepted it.After accepting it, they kept giving the bird to their two brothers to raise.It's just that after the Xizi girl came, the prince saw that she "loved" birds, so he gave her this starling.After a lot of tossing, it fell into the hands of the princess again. Now this figure is really horrible, and the ability to talk nonsense has gradually grown...