queen mother is male

Mu Er was invited by Liu Heng, and she was very nervous along the way.Liu Heng followed behind him, making him so cowardly that he couldn't find a chance to slip away.

He turned his head to look at Liu Heng several times, but couldn't see any expression on his face.Liu Heng had a standard smirk on his face, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised fifteen degrees, as if wearing a mask.

Liu Heng watched Mu Er keep looking back at himself, and asked, "What questions does the princess have?"

Mu Er raised her eyes to glance at him, then shook her head.Liu Heng kept smiling.Mu Er turned her head, frowned, hesitated for a while and then gave up.After doing this over and over again, Mu Er finally couldn't help the doubts in his heart.He raised a smile that was even faker than Liu Heng, "How is your prince today? Do you remember to pick up girls?"

Liu Heng's smirking face suddenly stiffened a bit. This princess not only acted vulgarly, but even spoke recklessly and rudely!Liu Heng moved the stiff muscles on his face, and replied respectfully: "My lord came back from Concubine Qiao last night."

Mu Er nodded, he had a deep impression on that Concubine Qiao, because that Concubine Qiao was a famous beauty of the Yi nationality in the northern Rou country, with emerald green pupils, deep facial features, plump figure, and exotic style.

At that time, Yueshan defeated the once powerful state of Rou in one fell swoop. Since then, the state of Rou has never grown stronger, and has been migrating to the north, not daring to set foot on the border of Yue state.

The beauty of the Yi nationality in Rou State was originally named Manzana, and she was a prisoner during the First World War.Yue Shan came back from the border, because he beheaded the emperor of Rou country and several royal families with pure blood, and captured countless civil and military officials.The first emperor rewarded Yueshan with many treasures, and by the way, also gave Yueshan the beauty of Manzana.

It stands to reason that this subjugated beauty would never be able to be the side concubine of a prince with pure blood in the royal family. Being a concubine would be problematic, at least she is also a dancing girl and singing girl.But for some unknown reason, the beauty of Manzana climbed to the position of side concubine, and was bestowed by Yueshan as Qiao's side concubine.If beauty Xizi is a product that men love to steal, then this side concubine Qiao is a joke of Yue Shan among the royal family and a blemish on Yue Shan.

Relying on his arrears IQ, Mu Er expressed that he understood Yueshan very well. If that beautiful woman is plump and beautiful, I will bear it when you go to the house when I pamper you, let alone just a title!

"Then how does your prince feel after he came out from Concubine Qiao?" Mu Er asked tentatively.

"My lord is always in a good mood." Liu Heng looked at Mu Er, guessing that the princess felt jealous again. "However, the prince saw the fat bird you gave me... after the starling, I don't know how I feel."

Mu Er nodded, feeling a little anxious inside.What is that stupid starling doing?

Mu Er was in a hurry, and forgot to be tactful, "Did your prince drink the medicine in the morning?"

Liu Heng was taken aback, "Why did the princess say that? The prince is in good health."

Mu Er had a stiff face and laughed, and said, "Uh... I was asking if he had endocrine disorders, or why would he be erratic?"

Liu Heng, "..."

Mu'er walked towards Yueshan's study step by step with the dark despair of the future. The bird was raised so well, and there was no trace of abuse at first glance. Fearing that Yueshan would turn his face on the spot after hearing his self-report and beat him to death with a single blow, so he let the fat bird be the scapegoat.

Liu Heng led Mu Er into the study, Mu Er lowered his head, his whole body was tense.

Yue Shan sat behind the desk, looking straight at Mu Er, Mu Er was uncomfortable being watched by him, very embarrassed and afraid of being maliciously retaliated by him, the whole person was very uncomfortable.

Finally, Yueshan stopped the unilateral eye fight, "Pass the starling in the cage to the princess."

"Yes!" Liu Feng caught the starling out of the cage.The starling was so frightened that his whole body was trembling with fat, and he screamed miserably in the dull atmosphere of the whole room.

Mu'er took the fat bird from Liu Feng, and the fat bird stopped crying inhumanely.

Yue Shan waved his hand to make Liu Heng and Liu Feng retreat, walked half a circle around Mu'er, stood behind him and looked at his earlobe, "Wang Hao's new three obediences and four virtues are also quite sincere, but Recently, I heard that the words and deeds of the princess are not in line with etiquette. You should go back and scold yourself. Why don't you confine yourself for another month and think about your mistakes?"

Behaving inappropriately?Mu Er's heart skipped a beat, thinking that I peeked at you when I passed by Yexiang Court, did you know that the beautiful girl was out of the bath? ?Mu Er stared at Yue Shan with wide eyes.Yue Shan remained silent.

Yue Shan reached out and took down the fat bird standing on Mu Er's shoulder, and held it in his hand. The fat bird was very practical, and he didn't even scream when he was scared to death, showing a mighty and unyielding demeanor.

Yueshan looked at the fat bird curled up in a dying state with a look of "I'm suffering from chicken plague", and then threw the fat bird on Mu'er, "Princess, let this bird lose weight, after all, birds have to be like birds." appearance."

Mu Er nodded, thinking that the young master heard this time, you are asking the young master to do his job, princess, posture and demeanor, so what is the difficulty!Mu Er dog-leggedly smiled, "Yes, yes. This bird is so fat that it can't even fly and loses the bird. My lord, I will make it lose weight successfully! Do whatever it is."

Yue Shan nodded, passed him and walked directly behind the desk to work with his head bowed.Mu Er stared at him for a long time, his feet were numb, Yueshan didn't say anything, Mu Er shook his feet, feeling a numbness spreading from his legs.Mu Er stretched out her five sense organs comfortably, and prepared to transfer all the weight to her right leg, so that her left leg could also be liberated.From the toes to the soles of the feet, there was a slight trembling that could not be seen.

Yue Shan raised his head sharply, threw the brush and hit Mu Er's ankle directly.Mu Er let out a scream and knelt down covering his ankles.The depression and anger in my heart were not suppressed by reason, and I yelled at Yueshan, "What are you doing! Do you know the pain?!"

Yue Shan sneered, "This king is teaching you how to stand and how to sit! If you are so vulgar again in the future, you don't need this leg!"

Mu Er covered her ankles, squatted on the ground, and looked at Yue Shan stubbornly.After watching it for a long time, it seems that Yueshan has been beaten in my heart.Then Mu'er retracted into the shell like a snail.

Yue Shan didn't look at him, just listened casually.Mu Er wanted to open his trouser legs to see how his ankles were doing, but he was afraid that Yue Shan would teach him a lesson again, so he changed into a smiling face and said, "My lord, can I go back?"

Yueshan hummed lightly from his nose.Seeing him bow his head, Mu Er bared his teeth at him, turned and ran.Yue Shan glanced up from the paperwork he was dealing with, then lowered his head silently.

Yue Shan said that he would be banned for one month, but he was really banned for one month.Mu Er stayed in his courtyard, unable to go out, so he could only squat in the corner every day and grow mushrooms, cursing Yueshan to lift the ban soon and never come back.

Being taught a lesson by Yue Shan that day, Mu Er ran back from the study, and when he came back, his entire ankle was swollen into a big steamed bun, and that piece of skin was black and purple.Afterwards, Yueshan also sent someone to bring over the medicine for reducing swelling, and the effect was good after using it.Yue Shan's action was much more effective than a verbal warning, after Mu Er was taught a lesson, he no longer dared to shake his legs in public.

On the day when the confinement was lifted, Mu Er asked the waiter to order a delicious meal in the kitchen.After eating and drinking enough, Mu Er is ready to go for a stroll and enjoy the garden scenery.But before the plan was implemented, Yue Shan suddenly visited his courtyard.

Mu Er was so excited that he acted like a rabbit, but after seeing Yueshan, he immediately turned into a tortoise.

Yue Shan stood at the door, all the sunlight outside was blocked by him, and the room became gloomy.His eyes were bloodshot, and he looked vicious.

Mu Er reflexively asked immediately, "My lord? Did I do something wrong again?"

Yue Shan came in from the door, Liu Heng and Liu Feng also followed behind him.Yue Shan turned his head to signal Liu Feng to take the box in his hand.He pulled out a set of sewing books from the box, about the width of a grown man's hand.

Yue Shan sat on the chair behind the dark table, with his back straight, although he was dignified, it made people feel tired.He threw the book on the table and poured himself a cup of tea.

"In another month, it will be the queen mother's birthday. The first emperor just passed away, and the crown prince came to the throne not long ago. The queen mother is not going to make a big deal. But the queen mother believes in Buddhism, and her old people don't want to deal with it. We juniors can't be perfunctory. The princess gave this set of Buddhist scriptures to me. Copy it down and give it to the Queen Mother to express your filial piety."

Yue Shan spoke lightly, but Mu Er was thunderous.Copying Buddhist scriptures is just copying. After coming here, he also practiced brush calligraphy silently. Although he still doesn't know a few big characters and doesn't write well, he still knows how to write.But if you want to copy such a thick Buddhist scriptures, do you want to cripple Lao Tzu's hand? !

Fuck, after thinking of Yue Shan's relentless hands to teach him a lesson, he held it in his throat.Mu Er faked a cough, and knelt down opposite Yue Shan, "My lord, is there any other way to express your filial piety?"

Yue Shan took a look at his sitting posture, and suddenly asked, "Can't you give me the big gift of throwing my body to the ground?"

Mu Er was taken aback, suddenly very nervous, at that time he was not aware of the etiquette issues, but after Yueshan taught him a lesson and made him pay attention to his image, Mu Er turned around and asked the waiter to find him a book about I asked the waiter to read the book on etiquette to him. Later, I learned that it is very simple for superiors, elders, and women to salute men in this country. All they need to do is bow.

Mu Er pulled the corner of her mouth and smiled stiffly. "I was so excited that day, I couldn't stand still and fell to the ground."

The corner of Yueshan's mouth slightly raised.Pointing to the Buddhist scriptures, he said, "Princess, copy the Buddhist scriptures carefully."