Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi, who pays so much attention to his ex-boyfriend's every move on Weibo Moments, unexpectedly doesn't know that he has a broken bone. The reason is of course that there have been too many bad things recently, and he has no time to surf the Internet.

After he moved out, he lived in a hotel for a long time. Although Xiao Wei's house was nice, he felt embarrassed to live there every day.

Later, I found a roommate to share the house with. The house was much smaller than before, and it was difficult to change from extravagance to simplicity. When Yang Haosi went to the bathroom at night, he always missed the glowing toilet in the past.

He still can't change his habit of missing his ex-boyfriend.

Roommate Xiaoqiu has a very good temper. He keeps the house clean every day and is good at cooking.

But every time it was time to wash the dishes, Yang Haosi couldn't help but say: "That dead man never washes the dishes! How many times have I told him, but he doesn't take it seriously, I've already cooked, what can he do if he washes the dishes?" Sample!"

Qiu Jiaxu got tired of hearing this, and managed to keep smiling: "The dead are the greatest, so please don't say a few words about him."

Yang Haosi gritted his teeth after washing the dishes: "He was an idiot when he was alive, and he is a big idiot when he is dead!"

It's not that he hasn't thought about looking for him again, and he's not some chaste tyrant who guards his body for the dead. It's just that he can't help but compare with his ex-boyfriend when looking for a partner again, and then Yang Haosi discovered that men really don't have a good thing.

It's so annoying, why are men so rotten, it's so annoying, men are so rotten, but he still likes men!

Yang Haosi had to admit that he would watch the live broadcast of his ex-boyfriend.

At first it was a desensitization treatment, and later it became a habit.

Meng Xia'er's voice is actually very nice, without deliberately suppressing any bubbly sounds, the words are straight and round, with occasional northern accents.

Xiao Yang had listened to his voice before, she was so cheap, she wanted to hear some dirty words from this dead man.

He was wearing a bluetooth headset, and Meng Xiaer's voice seemed to be right next to his ears. Unfortunately, this old bastard had already recovered from his illness. Listening to "Banana Apple Pear" for a long time made people hungry.

After finally hearing the sentence "Damn", Xiao Yang gritted his teeth and managed to rush forward.

After finishing, he lay naked on the bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze, and didn't want to clean up the bed.

He thought, what is Meng Xiaer doing now, is he still playing games, does he not think about him at all?

The next day Qiu Jiaxu picked him up who was sleeping naked and sent him to the hospital, where he got a drip for a bad cold.

The roommate tucked the quilt up for him, and said earnestly: "I don't have any complaints about your private life, but promise me, can you wear some clothes next time? If you don't care, you can cover the bed with a quilt. I really like freedom. We also have an air conditioner, which is not bad. That electricity bill."

Yang Hao thought like a spring: "...I want to fall in love!"

He has been pursuing love, but after two years, elementary school chickens like Xiao Wei have fallen in love, and Tao Feiyu has washed his hands and went ashore to rehabilitate. He still lives with that box of toys!

In the middle of the night, he stood under the lamp and shouted in the drizzle: "God, go down to earth and kill me!"

Different from the metaphorical irony expressed in the original text, Yang Haosi expresses the superficial meaning. He has not seen Live 800 in 1 years.

Tao Feiyu scolded him upstairs: "Get out, don't be in heat at my door, and call me to call the police again!"

Qiu Jiaxu moved out three months ago because he changed jobs and decided to live in his friend's studio.

Before leaving, Yang Haosi hugged him and cried loudly: "I am planning the future, but you are planning to leave! Qiu Qiu, who will cook for me when you leave?" Qiu Jiaxu patted him on the shoulder: "After I leave, you have to remember, Fruit knives cannot be used to smash garlic."

Yang Haosi lived alone again, and felt very lonely.

As a result, his parents, who hadn't called for 800 years, suddenly came to live and greeted him.

Yang Haosi was a little flattered, even a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that the old couple came to ask for money, and he had money, so he could give it.

Who knows that the fucking monkey is so smart, saw his password, and directly swiped the card and transferred it to his brother.

Xiao Yang was so angry that he called his brother, who dared to block him!I went to call the police, but the chat records showed that his mother wrote "this is a wedding red envelope for my younger brother". The police interceded and said it was a gift and it was not easy to chase.

For Chinese New Year, Yang Haosi couldn't even pay the rent, so he was so angry that he carried his suitcase and left. Anyway, he didn't want to live alone after his roommate left.

Then where to go?It was almost Chinese New Year, he was really embarrassed to join Wei Shenmo and Tao Feiyu, and he only thought of that dead man Meng Xiaer.

In fact, he still has money to stay in a hotel. Thanks to his ex-boyfriend, he has another card, and he saves some money every month, named "Meng Xiaer Cremation Fund".

But he didn't know why, he just wanted to go back and have a look.

Pushing the two big suitcases, and approaching the gate of the community, Yang Haosi remembered that it had been two years, and the dead man must have moved to the grave long ago.

He had the key to the old house in his pocket, and he didn't know whether to enter the neighborhood or not. He was afraid that someone else would open the door if he went in and knocked. He felt aggrieved, and cried while sitting on the flower bed.

He was so angry, if he hadn't broken up with Meng Xia'er, he wouldn't have changed houses, didn't he mention Meng Xia'er and Qiu Qiu might not move out every day, and Qiu Qiu's parents wouldn't take advantage of it if he didn't move out... All in all, It's all Meng Xia'er's fault for living on the street now!

Now, the culprit is right in front of his eyes, and he is sitting in a wheelchair. Yang Haosi feels distressed and gloats: You dog, you have today too!

Meng Xiaer was so angry that he wanted to leave, Yang Haosi quickly grabbed his wheelchair: "Wait!"

Meng Xiaer turned her head, impatiently: "Why? No one wants to come to me, and you will be my orphanage?"

Xiao Yang stomped his feet angrily: "No one wants you! I... I moved out because I was cheated out of money by an idiot!"

"Is this my problem?"

"Am I blaming you?"

After hearing this, Meng Xiaer turned around again, grabbed the dog and left.

Yang Haosi was a little flustered, thinking that now he was asking for something from others, so he shouldn't speak so aggressively, what if this dead person really doesn't care about him?Although he is not really to the extent that he can't get along, but...

Xiao Yang was standing by the flower bed, with the residual warmth of a puppy in his arms, and he was about to cry again.

After 5 minutes, Meng Xiaer came back again.

"Why are you crying? Isn't it easy to leave?" He made a dirty face and cursed, "Don't do this with me, you have to pay me the rent if you live at my house."

Yang Haosi laughed through his tears for the second time: "Do you want me to push your wheelchair?"

"No, it's electric."

"Then I'll tie the suitcase to your wheelchair."

"..." Meng Xiaer regretted turning around.