Ex Resurrection Guide

In fact, Meng Xiaer also reads Yang Haosi's Weibo, he registered a small account, specially reposted a few celebrity posts, changed his head to a pink lolita, and his id is porridge.

He felt that his concealment was flawless, so he followed the account @小杨小杨 who couldn't get popular no matter what.

Yang Haosi belongs to the kind of person who likes to show affection in the news, because Meng Xiaer refuses to let him, so he can't post photos, so he can only post text secretly.

Every time they broke up, Meng Xia'er would die once, in Yang Haosi's social circle.

This person spoke nonsense and didn't write a draft, just opened his mouth and said, "My ex-boyfriend's liver cancer is ineffective in the rescue." As time goes by, the version will be updated, and there will be "sudden death after staying up late", "accidental car accident", "bronchial blockage and suffocation" and other options.

At first, some people really believed it, and fans would wish him condolences in the comments, but then they got used to his nonsense.

I forgot how many times it was, because Meng Xia'er's mother came to the house, the two broke up again, and Yang Haosi disappeared.

There was no way, Meng Xiaer sent a message to Tao Feiyu, asking where this little ancestor was, and got the answer that he was in a certain bar.

He went there to see that Yang Haosi was drinking and flirting at a table of fellow men.

Someone asked: "Sister, why are you wearing all black?"

Yang Haosi took a sip of his wine: "I'm mourning my ex-boyfriend."

Others at the table showed expressions of unbearable expression and asked him, "It's all right, what's wrong with him...?"

"I was allergic to the drug, went into shock, and couldn't be saved."

Everyone sighed: "It's a pity to be so young!"

Meng Xiaer was already laughing angrily across the table, and the waiter asked him what wine his husband ordered, and he said, order a glass of Black Widow to send to that table, saying that it was from his ex-boyfriend who was rescued.

After a while, the waiter came back, took a glass of wine and said, sir, he ordered a glass of Wizard of Oz for you, and wished you a happy spring.

Meng Xiaer looked at the glass of green water, drank it in one gulp, stood up and walked towards Yang Haosi's table, the waiter stopped him in fright: "Sir, we can't fight here!"

Meng Xiaer said: "Follow me, hurry up."

The little sister at the table asked: "Who are you? Come up and go with you!"

Meng Xiaer said, "I'm his ex-boyfriend."

Everyone was puzzled and discussed: "What, he just said that his ex-boyfriend just passed away! Don't make fun of his suffering, it's too much!"

Meng Xiaer also picked up the cup of Black Widow that Yang Haosi hadn't touched, drank it, and left after drinking it: "Yes, the first seven, come back to see him."

The waiter chased him out and asked him to pay, 120 for the Black Widow and 90 for The Wizard of Oz.

Don’t have too many oolongs like this. Before, Yang Haosi told the courier that he was dead, which caused the courier who came to pick up the package the next day to be so scared that he almost called the police on the spot.

How can you forget so many things?Later, he tried to fall in love with a girl, but there was always a widow living in his heart. He obviously broke up, and talking about it would look like cheating.

In the fifth month of the breakup, he thought, if Yang Haosi came back and confessed his mistake, he would buy him the Hermes bag that he had been thinking about for a long time; in the first year of the breakup, he thought, if Yang Haosi came back, he would treat him well in the future and not let him do the dishes; He broke up for a year and a half, he thought, if Yang Haosi came back, he could come out publicly; two years after the breakup, Meng Xiaer swore that if Yang Haosi came back, he would fuck him to death.

When the Spring Festival approached at the beginning of the year, Meng Xiaer sat in an electric wheelchair. He said that he fell from upstairs and broke his bones, but in fact he was beaten by his father.

At 24, I have never been in a relationship (in the eyes of my parents), so I was naturally drawn to a blind date.

Meng Xiaer got annoyed, and said bluntly, "Dad, I'm actually having gay sex."

When the veteran Lao Mengtou heard this, he picked up the iron three-section stick and sent his son directly to the orthopedics department.

His friend Six-Eyed Flying Fish picked him up from the hospital, pushed him home and said, "Brother, how old are you, why are you so angry with your father! What's going on? Tell me if there is any conflict, and we can mediate."

Meng Xiaer: "I'm gay."

My friend was so lucky that he didn't suffer a second injury from falling down the stairs.

This year, I can't go home for Chinese New Year, and Lao Mengtou said that he will continue to have gay sex. When he saw him, he beat him once, and his mother called him in fright: "Son, don't come back for Chinese New Year, your dad bought a new nine-day whip! "

Feiyu said it's okay, brother, I don't think you're gay, you're a Chinese New Year old, you can't go to my house.

Meng Xiaer said no, let me be alone for a while.

Afterwards, Meng Xiaer educated Ma Jiang about hatred, held the dog's head and said: "Ma Jiang, your mother is really not a thing, he left you and ran away! When you meet him on the street, you will bite him every time! Look at Dad's leg, It's because of him, son, you want to avenge me!" The dog son didn't know if he understood.

On the day of the new year, Meng Xiaer drove his two-wheel drive electric wheelchair downstairs to walk the dog.

In fact, he can do it on crutches, but he finds it more comfortable to walk the dog in a wheelchair. He runs in front of Ma Jiang, and he is not tired at all while sitting.

I walked a little far today, and one person and one dog left the community.

Meng Xiaer saw a person squatting on a flower bed in the distance, with two big suitcases behind him, he thought: Who, why is he so like my ex-boyfriend?

Sesame sauce dragged his wheelchair and ran forward, very excited, the little Pomeranian burst out with the vitality of a husky, and turned the wheelchair into a dog-drawn cart.

Meng Xiaer thought, no way, no way, this thing can't really be my ex-boyfriend, can it?

The man shrugged his shoulders and was crying, and the sesame sauce wagged his buttocks so much that he jumped into his arms and got bumped.

Meng Xiaer took a closer look and found that it was really Yang Haosi, crying like a rabbit, with red eyes.

Sesame sauce rushed up to lick his face, making that kind of doggy grunt.

Yang Haosi patted the dog while crying: "Why does this dog look so much like my dog, woo woo woo..."

Meng Xiaer coughed.

Yang Haosi raised his head and noticed him. He was surprised, wiped his eyes, and laughed through his tears: "Meng Xia'er, why are you in a wheelchair? Have you been hit by a car? Are you permanently disabled? Hahahaha! Heaven has eyes!"

Meng Xiaer turned the wheelchair and left.

The author says:

Chinese New Year limited means it happens during Chinese New Year :D