Ex Resurrection Guide

In the end, Yang Haosi bought an umbrella by himself, and his trousers were wet. When he got home, his face was gloomy like a god of death, and he startled Meng Xiaer, who was sitting in the living room watching a horror movie after the broadcast.

Meng Xiaer was lying on the sofa, holding a bucket of popcorn, and asked kindly: "Have you received the things? I'm afraid you will forget the time, so I will remind you more."

Yang Haosi hung the black umbrella at the door: "I will never forget, I will hold this newly bought black umbrella to your funeral."

He was not happy seeing Meng Xiaer still having fun, "Eat, eat, eat, you will die of fat, and I will sell you an extra ten catties of meat after the New Year."

Meng Xiaer has been crippled and hasn't exercised recently, and she has indeed gained weight, but her mentality has not been affected at all: "Hehehe, I know what you are thinking, I just want to see what you want Gu Li? Go ahead and dream."

Xiao Yang, who was poked in the center of his mind, was furious: "You are sick! I never thought about it like that! You heartless man, when I broke up, I didn't eat or drink for several days! You must have been looking forward to and Let me break up!"

Meng Xiaer put down the popcorn: "Then have you lost weight?"

"I..." Xiao Yang muttered, "I lost a little weight."

Meng Xiaer looked at Yang Haosi from the beginning to the end, and then took out the weighing scale from under the sofa: "Come on, come up and measure."

Xiao Yang went on bravely, and after the measurement, he slapped his butt, "Nonsense, you gained five catties."

"It's as heavy as rain! My pants are all wet!" Xiao Yang struggled, "I'm not fat!"

"What kind of water can weigh five catties? It's raining outside and it's covered in lead?" Meng Xia'er was very satisfied with making the other party deflated, and continued to taunt, "Don't know you yet? I'm so hungry."

Yang Haosi kicked the weighing scale, turned around and went upstairs, and put down a cruel sentence: "I won't eat tonight!"

Meng Xiaer took it for granted that his ex-boyfriend was very keen on losing weight, and would give up within a week at most, because Yang Haosi was a glutton and a slacker, he couldn't control his mouth or move his legs.

It's not that he thinks Yang Haosi is fat, he still thinks he's thin, it's because he thinks he's not slim enough.

He definitely doesn't support dieting. Fortunately, Yang Haosi should eat boiled meat after eating boiled vegetables for no more than three days, so he doesn't have to worry about being hungry.

He really hoped that Xiao Yang could keep fit, his body is too brittle, and he would get tired after just two steps.

Then he just watched Yang Haosi buy a bunch of fancy fitness equipment, apply for a VIP annual card, but just don't go to the gym.

"Who is it, begging me to buy him a spinning bike and put it at home, saying that I will definitely ride it?" Meng Xia'er clasped her hands into a horn and shouted upstairs, "In the end, when I bought it, nothing but dust was left to dry the clothes. ! Yang Haosi, is it you!"

Yang Haosi threw a pillow on his sofa from the second floor: "You don't care about the beauty!"

Meng Xiaer hugged the thrown pillow and laughed, laughing so hard at the bloody scene on TV that she couldn't straighten up, she was so stupid to laugh at the sesame sauce, she couldn't understand what the master meant by tilting her head.

Back in the upstairs room, Xiao Yang flung himself on the bed helplessly and furiously, beating until the springs under the bed hummed.

In the group of three girlfriends, he vowed to lose weight again, saying that he would not let dead men look down on him.

As a result, Wei Shenmo was the first to jump up and look down on him, saying that he could not have that kind of willpower.

"Mrs. Yin Wei: Your ex-boyfriend still knows you very well.

Dazzling Haruhi: It is true that you are greedy

1 can enter: no, he does not understand

1 Can enter: He knows that I am greedy, why doesn't he know that I am also greedy?

Mrs. Yin Wei:?

Dazzling spring day: ? "

Yang Haosi rolled on the bed, okay, every day there are a few live ones in front of you, and you can't eat them, so you are not allowed to be greedy?

Tao Feiyu asked him if he wanted to get back together, Yang Haosi said no, he just wanted a man.

Thinking of this, Yang Haosi got up and locked the door, put on headphones, and listened to today's recording of Meng Xiaer.

"What's funny? Little cake, can he shoot me three times?"

He turned off the light, huddled under the quilt and listened, throwing his clothes on the ground casually.

Through a layer of cloth, he also felt his hands were cold and shivered.

"Hahaha... squatting on me? Is it funny?"

The ex-boyfriend's electric laughter came from the earphones, Yang Haosi didn't dare to make too much noise, the sound insulation in this room is not good.

He heard that he was on the phone in the recording, and Meng Xia'er clicked on the flash for him, and hummed happily after clicking, the humming was ugly enough.

When he was done, he turned on the lights, cleaned up the crime scene, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Halfway through the wash, his stomach growled. It was raining tonight and it was difficult to take a taxi. He did not eat after waiting for a long time.

Very hungry, at 12:30, he was about to die of starvation when he ordered takeaway, so he had to go downstairs.

Xiao Yang walked to the kitchen in the dark, opened the refrigerator to look for food.

"Yang Haosi."

"Ahhh!" Yang Haosi was frightened out of his wits by the sudden cry, and sat on the ground with a bag of bacon in his arms, his butt hurt from the fall.

He turned on the light, and Meng Xia'er lay on the sofa laughing wildly.

"You're fucking sick if you don't sleep at night!"

"I knew you had to come down to steal food, did you catch me?" Ignoring the other party's series of curses, Meng Xia'er buried her head in the pillow, her face turned red with a smile.

He heard the sound of Yang Haosi swearing and rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the kitchen, and reminded him: "The instant noodles are under the cabinet."

"Don't worry about it!"

"Oh."

"Which cabinet, don't you tell me clearly!"

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After another 15 minutes of tossing, Yang Haosi took the noodle bowl and wanted to go back upstairs.

Meng Xia'er said, "You take this pillow back with you."

"It's so annoying! I'll take it after I finish eating!"

Meng Xia'er was finally satisfied and went back to her room to sleep.