Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi had to get up to wash the dishes the next day after eating the noodles, but he regretted it after eating. If he had known that Meng Xia'er was squatting below to scare him, he would starve to death, die outside, jump from here, and would not eat the bowl of noodles.

Tao Feiyu asked him if he hadn't gotten back together yet, he gritted his teeth and replied, who wants to get back together with the dead!

Brother Fei Yu said: "I'm not a fool, you'd almost put it on your face that you wanted to get back together with him."

Yang Haosi quickly looked in the mirror and touched his face: "Is it so obvious?"

"Then if you don't want to get back together with him, why don't you think it's unlucky to live in a dead man's house if you don't seem to have anything to do? Why don't you just want to revive this ex and make do with it?"

"How to resurrect?" Xiao Yang humbly asked for advice.

"You mix his ashes with water, add some noodles, and make a clay figurine!" Wei Shenmo spoke enthusiastically, and was kicked out of the group call, cursing Yang Haosi for not knowing what to do in the chat box.

Brother Feiyu is persuasive and persuasive: "Think about why you two fell in love with each other in the first place."

"The two of us...we fell in love at first sight, right?" Yang Haosi had to admit that Meng Xia was so attractive to him because of his doglike appearance.

When he met for the first time, he saw Meng Xiaer, who looked like a campus male god in a windbreaker and white shirt.

Although the outfit was actually matched by Mi Li for him, it still hit Xiao Yang's heart right away.

He didn't know the big anchor Meng Summer. He came here to eat with Mi Li, but when he saw Meng Xia'er, he couldn't move. He grabbed Mi Li and asked, "Who is he? Is there a date?"

Mi Li said, "Have you ever heard of Meng Summer? He's not dating, but don't think about it, he's a straight man!"

"Straight or not, that's because you haven't met me!" Xiao Yang was in high spirits, tidying up his appearance and preparing to go up to ask for WeChat.

Mi Li pulled him: "He is homophobic, alas, are you really going to flirt with that boy?"

"What boy? That's the rest of my life!"

Meng Xia'er just stood there drinking a drink, handsome but a little silly, shy to shake his outstretched hand.

Yang Haosi took the initiative to hold him, and his skin touched, his face turned red and his eyes were evasive.

Yang Haosi said: "You have a mole on your nose, so special."

Meng Xiaer's answer made the donkey's lip not match the horse's mouth: "You, you are very good-looking..."

When Meng Xiaer hugged him for the first time, her hands were trembling, and she spent a long time unbuttoning his clothes, until she undid the last one, she asked blankly, "Is it okay?"

Yang Haosi taught him how to caress himself and how to be comfortable. He also learned very quickly. It can be said that he is very talented.

"Yang Haosi!" Tao Feiyu called him, "Did you listen to me? Ignore me and I'll die."

Yang Haosi quickly regained consciousness: "Sister, I'm here!"

"... Where are you talking about? I said that since you are inseparable because of your harmonious sex life, you should go and seduce him.

Men, how many can control the lower body? "

"How can I seduce..."

Xiao Wei squeezed into the call again: "What are you pretending to be innocent, Yang Haosi! You spent half an hour posing in front of the mirror alone, and you said you wouldn't seduce people!"

Xiao Wei was kicked out by Yang Haosi again.

"Ahem, if you really don't want to fight in person, you can use props."

Tao Feiyu said, "You two used to play tricks a lot, didn't you? Didn't you keep the clothes? I'll finish it off, you can think about it yourself."

Yang Hao thought about it, so he went to the home theater room on the second floor to find it.

There was a projector in that room and a big sofa bed, which was specially used for the two of them to find the atmosphere at that time.

He dug out a box from a corner, full of all kinds of props and clothes they played with at that time, they didn't take them away when they broke up, and Meng Xia'er stuffed them all in the storage box.

It's so familiar and strange, Yang Haosi poured out all the contents, good guy, there are three styles of maid outfits, and the skirts are shorter than the other.

Little rabbits, kittens, little cows, little cheetahs, police flowers, nurses... Among them, Meng Xiaer's favorite is a lace nightgown with many straps. He likes to untie the straps, probably because he likes to play Rubik's cube.

Regardless of the rest of the parts and props, Yang Haosi carried the pile of clothes downstairs and stuffed them all into the washing machine.

Meng Xia'er leaned on the sofa and asked lazily: "What are you washing again? Why do you have so many things to wash, wash every day, and you pay for the water?"

"Old clothes!" The washing machine started to stir, and he went to get the sink and rags, and went to the balcony to wipe off the 800-year-old spinning bike.

"Do you want to exercise?"

"I hang the laundry on it."

"..." Meng Xiaer rolled his eyes, he knew that Yang Haosi was not that diligent.

After a while, the washing machine stopped, and Yang Haosi carried the big pile of clothes to the balcony and hung them up one by one. He saw that something was wrong.

"Hey, what kind of clothes are these!"

"Say it like you've never seen it!"

Not only has he seen it, he has slept with it, especially the deep V cutout lace one, which made him even ask for leave for the live broadcast the next day.

Meng Xiaer didn't understand, why wash this now? Is it because it's almost Chinese New Year and you want to be happy?

"Why do you wash these, go out and stand on the street?"

"Go to hell!" Yang Haosi was angry, "I spent money to buy it, can't I wear it after washing it? How about I just wear it and go out to catch handsome guys?"

As soon as he heard that he was going to go out to catch a handsome guy, even though it was his deceased ex-boyfriend, Meng Xiaer immediately became unhappy: "Who are you going to catch?"

"I want you to care!" Xiao Yang rolled his eyes and laughed, "Oh—Meng Xia'er, are you jealous? I want to date another man."

How could Brother Xia Zi admit this: "I also spent money on this dress."

"Which one did you buy, tell me, I'll leave it for you to wear."

Xiao Yang pointed to the clothes one by one and asked, "Which one do you like? Sailor suit, huh?"

Meng Xiaer couldn't see this, he didn't know if Yang Haosi did it on purpose or not, the neckline of his jacket was so big, he was lying on the spinning bike with his chest exposed and smiled at him, pointing to those rags that were obviously tempting and asked him.

Meng Xia'er's evil fire rushed upwards, she wanted to stand up, but simply out of sight and out of mind, she turned and went back to the room to solve the problem.

Seeing his awkward walking posture, Yang Haosi knew it well, and he counted himself as a winner today.