Ex Resurrection Guide

There was a dog barking downstairs in the morning. Yang Haosi didn't sleep well last night. When he was woken up, he planned to come down and eat something before going back to sleep.

Ma Jiang ran up to him, and he was wearing a pink plush nightgown that looked very soft, and he picked up the puppy and went down the stairs sleepily.

Liuyan wanted to go upstairs to get the power bank, and the two met each other, feeling very embarrassed.

It was Liuyan who spoke first: "Good morning."

"……morning."

Liuyan grew fat, Yang Haosi turned sideways to let him pass by, and when he went downstairs, he saw Meng Xiaer fully dressed and ready to go out.

"Are you going out?"

Meng Xiaer nodded: "Go to the hospital and have your legs checked again."

"Oh."

Yang Haosi, who hadn't woken up, didn't talk much, and slowly walked to the edge of the sofa. The sesame sauce jumped out of his arms, and he fell face down on the sofa, with his calf resting on the armrest of the sofa, waiting for the slippers to fall naturally.

"I want to go back to sleep, what are you doing down here?" Meng Xia'er walked over and saw his nightgown up and exposed his white legs, upset, and pulled a blanket to cover him.

Yang Haosi buried his face in the pillow and replied vaguely: "The sesame sauce is called... I'm hungry, look..."

Liuyan came down from upstairs just in time to see Meng Xiaer slipping Yang Haosi's slippers, showing a meaningful smile, and was glared back by the person concerned.

Liuyan's real name is Liu Yanyu, and he has the best relationship with Meng Xiaer among the bloggers, and he and Yang Haosi often met in the past.

It's just that I didn't know the relationship between the two of them at that time, and thought that this roommate was just a little clingy and a bit bitch.

Why did Lao Meng like men?Yang Haosi's face in his memory was already blurred, he only remembered a boy with a scent on his body and a half-balled hair.

Looking at him now, he still has half-length hair, bleached and dyed messy hair that looks like salmon, slender ankles exposed under the blanket and an anklet strung with colorful beads...

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Meng Xia'er blocked people and asked impatiently, "Have you found the power bank?"

"I found it, don't worry, let's go after dinner."

When Liu Yanyu came, he bought two drawers of buns and steamed dumplings, put them on the tea table, and hopped on the table with sesame sauce forepaws.

Meng Xiaer sat on the sofa where Yang Haosi was lying, and Liu Yanyu found a bench to sit on the other side.

The two chatted while eating, Yang Haosi smelled the smell of meat, turned around, and pulled Meng Xiaer's sleeve: "Dumplings."

Meng Xia'er stuffed one into his mouth, he chewed it twice, turned back and fell asleep again.

Liu Yanyu said in his heart: What is this if it's not a couple?Why didn't I realize that I was the real straight man!

He held back until he pushed the wheelchair out before saying this, and Meng Xiaer punched him backhanded.

He didn't give up on gossip, and asked again: "Is there a link to the one on his foot? I think it's pretty. I'll buy one for my wife."

"He made it himself. He just likes to make it showy. It hangs everywhere on his hands, neck, hair..." Meng Xiaer said, "You are free, don't worry about him."

"Who cares about him? I care about you. What's the matter, are you jealous? Hey, are you jealous, aren't you!" Liu Yanyu smiled hippie, like a primary school boy who was booing, and then asked in a low voice, "Hey, you two... Did you sleep?"

"No!" Meng Xiaer was annoyed, "Liu Yanyu, are you courting death?"

"No, didn't you say you wanted to sleep? He's been like that, and he's also seducing you. You'll be fine if you sleep.

Oh I see, you have more energy than energy, you are lame, right? "

"..." Meng Xia'er put on the earphones and couldn't hear.

He began to regret confiding his heart to this psychopath that night. This guy kept chanting "little pot of roses~" and "he doesn't even want~" every day, deliberately disgusting him.

The doctor took an X-ray of him and removed the plaster cast: "Your father still keeps his hand, it's a minor injury, and it's almost enough to rest for another month.

Young guy, your body is also quite good, and the recovery speed is among the fastest among the fractures I have seen. "

Liu Yanyu said from the side: "Doctor, it's a pity that although his body recovered quickly, his heart recovered very slowly."

The doctor had heard that Meng Xiaer's leg was beaten by his father, and he would tease him every time he came back for a review, and this time it was the same. He asked while writing the medical record, "So his father helped beat the mandarin duck?"

"Hey, you're half right, this is hitting a mandarin duck with a stick..."

Meng Xia'er took the good leg and kissed him: "Did anyone tell you that your mouth is too long?"

The doctor was very calm. After pressing the seal, he handed the medical record to him, and also sent him a blessing: "The road is long and difficult, brother, take care! Please pay the bill downstairs, okay, the next patient..."

After leaving the hospital, Liu Yanyu said, "Look, the doctors support you in being gay.

You said that your leg was broken, so it's not a big deal? "

"Don't do it with him."

"Then let me introduce you to some handsome guys?"

"No, I like beautiful women."

Then Liu Yanyu doesn't understand. Since you have already broken up and still like women, isn't this coming out of the closet just taking off your pants and farting?Bai Luo gave him a beating, does Brother Xia still have this habit?

When he asked again, Meng Xia'er replied deeply: "I owe him."

I'm sending you to come out publicly, so pay it back.

Meng Xiaer admits that he has always been ashamed of being with homosexuals. He and his friends have belittled and insulted "heresy" in the past [-] years. He never thought that he would become a "heresy" one day.

He is reluctant to part with his normal status as a "straight man", so he goes along with those dirty jokes that may not be funny but are "correct".

He clearly knew how Yang Haosi was being talked about with blank eyes, but he pretended not to know, pretended to be generous, "They didn't do it on purpose", "It's true", "I didn't offend you, I was just joking"... Even if he knew that Yang Haosi would So sad, he would secretly cry in the toilet, he still has to maintain this "normal".

When everyone likes to eat fish, the price for his refusal to eat fish is to be beaten by his father, which is the education he is used to.

Don't eat fish?Then make fish every now and then until you eat it, otherwise you will be hungry.

But it's impossible for Meng Xiaer to tell Yang Haosi all this. He hates being miserable and making himself a tragic character, as if he has to rely on sympathy to save love, like a loser.

What's more, one size counts for one size. He admits that he made a mistake, but it doesn't mean that he forgives the other party.

"Why don't you try it with Jiayi? They also have a good impression of you."

What Liu Yanyu mentioned was that Mi Li himself wanted to introduce Meng Xiaer's friend three years ago. Jiayi has also been single all along, and everyone can chat quite well at friends' gatherings. Many friends secretly match them up.

Meng Xia'er said: "Farewell, you're delaying others, wait until the matter between me and him is completely over."

"Then how long has he been living at your house?"

"Half a month? Why don't we have to finish the New Year?"

Speaking of the two arriving home, Meng's mother ordered to change the Spring Festival couplets at the door and posted blessings, which really looked like a Chinese New Year at home.

Liu Yanyu rang the doorbell, and Yang Haosi ran out to open the door. He was still wearing the furry pajamas, but his hair was tied up. This coincided with his impression of Summer's roommate.

Yang Haosi didn't wake up in the morning, and now he really said hello.

Xiao Yang knew Liu Yanyu, and used to come to the house to play and have dinner together, but this person couldn't speak, and kept teasing him, which he didn't like.

In fact, among Meng Xiaer's friends, he only likes to talk to Mi Li, and when Mi Li is around, he will always block a few words for him.

Liu Yanyu saw Yang Haosi for the first time after knowing their relationship. Thinking of the old offending brothers and boyfriends he had in the past, he felt a little embarrassed, so he flattered him a few words: "It's been a few years since I saw this, that, Hao Think your hair is pretty, very foreign style!"

Yang Hao thoughtfully smiled: "Thank you, you are getting fatter too."

Meng Xiaer didn't care about the undercurrent between the two of them, and went straight to the sofa when he came back, and sesame sauce jumped on his lap.

I looked at the watch and it was six o'clock, so I asked, "What's for dinner, can I order takeaway?"

Liu Yanyu was very humble: "Does Hao think about eating? I have no objection, as long as you can eat as much as you want."

He had learned his lesson, this time as long as Yang Haosi didn't leave, he would silently call him "the ex-little sister-in-law", so that he would not speak ill of himself to his brother behind his back.

"There are leftovers in the refrigerator, but not enough to eat."

Meng Xiaer said: "Let's order some skewers and drink some."

Yang Haosi slept on the sofa all day, and now he is refreshed and has not forgotten that he was angry last night. He didn't want to talk to Meng Xiaer first, so he sat on the side sofa and played with his mobile phone.

Although Liu Yanyu was chatting with Meng Xiaer, but his ex-sister-in-law didn't make a sound, he panicked and asked softly, "Did you two quarrel last night? Or has it always been like this?"

"My mother told him."

Meng Xiaer glanced at Xiao Yang, but didn't think about how to ease the atmosphere.

Fortunately, the takeaway came quickly, and after a few cans of beer, with Liu Yanyu's unremitting efforts, paired with mutton skewers and funny movies, the atmosphere of the three finally became active.

Yang Haosi is also a person who can't hold back his words, and he talked about his mother taking money.

"Brother, don't blame me for speaking badly, your parents, you are not a thing!" Liu Yanyu clinked glasses with him, "Why are you not your own? It's me, cut off the relationship directly!"

Yang Hao slapped the table angrily when he thought about it: "I, I've thought about it a long time ago! They just missed the bride price for my brother's wedding... Fuck, I don't understand, just tell me, I will borrow it!"

Liu Yanyu patted him on the shoulder: "You don't understand, don't worry about borrowing, can you borrow a large amount? They just don't believe you, brother, listen to my advice, you can't give them this money for free, you have more or less the whole Write it out!"

"How do you do it?" Xiao Yang was very annoyed, and smashed a beer bottle to the ground, Meng Xiaer called out sesame paste and took it to the trash can.

"Do your parents read a lot? Do they understand the law?"

"I do not know!"

"That's easy, let me tell you that I know a lawyer friend, let's do this..."

After a while, Xiao Yang asked, "Can it work?"

Liu Yanyu patted his chest and assured the ticket: "Why not? Who am I? I know a lot of brothers, this matter is easy to handle! Leave it to me!"

Yang Haosi was really star-eyed: "Thank you, you are so amazing!"

Liu Yanyu was a little flattered by his praise, and didn't notice that Meng Xia'er's face was getting darker and darker. He hugged Yang Haosi's shoulder and continued to chat: "Your brother wants to get results, but I also got married last year! You didn't come, I specially I threw that bouquet to Xia Zi, but he is still not married!"

Holding the beer can, Meng Xia'er stepped on him under the table: "What am I going to marry, and who am I going to marry?"

"Jiayi! Can't it work?" Liu Yanyu's words came out without going through his brain, "The girl is 1.7 meters tall and beautiful, isn't it okay?" After speaking, he found that the temperature in the room had dropped.

Yang Haosi said, "Who is Jiayi?"

Asked him, but looked at Meng Xiaer, Liu Yanyu tremblingly said: "Here, can Xia Zi say this?"

Meng Xiaer said, "It's my girlfriend."

The atmosphere is tense, Liu Yanyu wants to escape the meal by rocket, rightnow.