Ex Resurrection Guide

Wei Shenmo came in with his fingerprints, saw Tao Feiyu was wiping the floor, and changed into his slippers consciously: "Brother Feiyu, why don't you wipe the floor even if it's so shiny?"

"If someone comes, don't you have to clean up... If you two don't come to my house, I will go to bed now."

Tao Feiyu's daily schedule is very healthy, but Yang Haosi and Wei Shenmo always suddenly call him to spend the night with various strange reasons, just like today, Yang Haosi insisted on coming at night, and threw himself on him reeking of alcohol.

"Where's Yang Haosi?" Wei Shenmo put down his bag, Tao Feiyu pointed to the kitchen, and he went to open the door, "I still have to cook, you... ah, what are you doing!"

The pot has already started to catch fire, and the contents inside have long been so blurred that no one can tell what it is. The fire light reflects Yang Haosi's side face, his mascara is a bit dazzled, and his eyes are dark. He raised the spatula and said, "I am burning the ashes of my ex-boyfriend. , Stranger, can you give me some encouragement?"

Xiao Wei yelled, "Sister! The kitchen is on fire!"

Tao Feiyu came over and put the lid on the pot, turned off the fire, poured water, and threw it into the sink in one go.

"Don't make a fuss, you also burned through my pot."

Tao Feiyu checked that the pot was still usable, and carried the distraught Xiao Yang out of the kitchen, "Yang Haosi, remember to pay me after you sober up tomorrow, this pot is not cheap."

Yang Haosi struggled: "I'm not drunk! I just want to fry an egg and boil snail noodles!"

Wei Shenmo caught Yang Haosi and wanted to take him to the sofa, but one of them lost his footing and both fell in the middle of the room. Thanks to the carpet, there was no accident.

Xiao Wei got up: "It's so annoying! Get up by yourself!"

Yang Haosi fell on the carpet and refused to move, tears streaming down his face: "Wei Shenmo, you think I'm heavy, what do you mean, do you think I'm fat too..."

"What madness are you in! Get up!"

"I don't want it, I only gained a little, a little... I only gained five catties, and he dares not like me!"

Tao Feiyu soaked the pot, came out with a glass of honey water, and kicked Xiao Yang who was on the ground: "Don't stain my carpet, I just washed it."

"Oh, what's the matter with you?" The message only said that the two of them should come out to chat with him, so Xiao Wei could only guess, "Is it related to Meng Xia'er?"

Hearing the words "Meng Xiaer", Yang Haosi sat up abruptly, with a fierce look on his face: "He, he said he has a girlfriend!"

"I see, it's normal."

Xiao Yang lay down again.

Tao Feiyu said, "It's fake."

Xiao Yang bounced again.

"I said the same thing, I said 'really? I don't believe it.'

Then he took out the WeChat photos, and a group photo of the two of them! "Yang Haosi wiped his face, and the makeup on his face was even more smudged, "He really dared, he..."

Xiao Wei applauded: "Okay! Then you can find the next one!"

Yang Haosi nodded: "Okay! Bye bye, the next one will be more obedient!" He looked up at Tao Feiyu, "My sister is here, my little sister has something to ask!"

Tao Feiyu tapped the cup: "Drink the water first."

Yang Haosi grabbed the cup and drank it down, then clasped his hands together: "Be my boyfriend, please!"

Wei Shenmo, who had just taken a sip of water, spat out: "Here you go again! Yang Haosi, you are so wicked, it's not like he doesn't have a boyfriend, do you need to be wronged and do 1!"

Xiao Yang climbed onto the table: "I can't lose to him!"

Tao Feiyu raised his eyebrows: "Pretending to be your boyfriend...is it necessary? It's up to you."

After hearing this, Yang Haosi quickly climbed onto the sofa, took a selfie with Brother Feiyu, and then edited the text "Yes, we are together", and sent it to Moments, only Meng Xiaer and his friends can see it.

The three of them waited for 10 minutes, but Meng Xiaer didn't like it.

Yang Haosi lay flat on his back again, staring at the ceiling with tears in his eyes: "He doesn't love me, how could he do this, it's his fault, he didn't even chase me... I even know how to keep me when I quit my plan. Well, what about him, woo woo..."

When he heard that sentence, he really didn't know how to react, so he had to pretend that a friend called him and escaped from the room.

The first moment he got into the taxi, his tears fell, and he managed to avoid the two people seeing him.

Looking at the city through tears, the lights are rounded and flattened, Xiao Yang is twitching, the newly bought eyeliner and mascara are not good enough, no matter how much he looks up, he is dizzy.

Obviously, he thought it was possible for the two of them again, because Meng Xiaer ate and chatted with him, and even covered him with a blanket. He was already shaken, and there was only one step left to reunite logically.

"How dare he, woo woo... He has a girlfriend, why does he let me live in? If he has a girlfriend, return it to me, swipe my card, he, he..." Xiao Wei wiped it for him with a makeup remover wipe face, he pursed his mouth and howled dryly, "He's a stinking idiot, a big bastard!"

Wei Shenmo and Tao Feiyu are used to him crying and fussing when he mentions his ex, and they also know in their hearts that this ex will never die in Yang Haosi's heart.

"How sad I am, the playlist knows it, the pillow knows it, he doesn't know..." Yang Haosi wiped off his lipstick, glanced at the wet wipe, "Well, this color is pretty pretty."

After reading it, throw away the wipes and replace them with new ones, and continue crying.

Yang Haosi cried like no one else was there, Wei Shenmo whispered, "Is it so difficult to break up?"

Tao Feiyu shook his head: "He is not breaking up, let him cry, it will be fine tomorrow."

Now most people, the ability to break up far exceeds the ability to fall in love.

How easy is it to break up?Like young people resign, you make me 996?Then I quit, and I can hand in my resignation and celebrate with my friends throughout the job.

The hard part is job hunting, and the hard part is courtship.

Yang Haosi suffered because he didn't want to break up, he wanted to love, but he and Meng Xia'er were only good at breaking up.

Falling in love has exhausted all our energy, how can we get along with each other?