Ex Resurrection Guide

When the takeaway arrived at two o'clock in the afternoon, Meng Xiaer called Yang Haosi and asked him to go downstairs for dinner.

Yang Hao took his share and went upstairs. He felt that he could not live in peace with his ex in a short time, but that person held him back and refused to let him go.

"Why are you still going up there? The trash can is right below, just throw it away after eating."

Add a sentence at the end, "It's New Year's Eve."

The two sentences "Chinese New Year's Eve" and "All are here" belong to the gold medal for avoiding death. Yang Hao thought that this was indeed the case, so he suppressed the killing intent in his heart and sat down to remove the tin foil from the outer packaging of the chicken wings.

He couldn't take off the tightly fastened plastic cover, so Meng Xiaer took it and took it off for him, and even gave him the chopsticks.

"Boom!" The killing intent box was also opened, and Xiao Yang became angry.

"What are you doing!"

Meng Xiaer was puzzled: "Can't you open it?"

"Did I ask you to help me?" Yang Haosi lost his temper, "Who asked you to drive?"

"What's the matter, is it wrong for me to be considerate and kind?" He felt that this person was really kind and treated him like a donkey, and he didn't know what to do.

After thinking about it, he might be jealous and lose his temper, "I don't care about you."

"It's wrong, you're wrong!" Yang Haosi stood up in a "bass", "Who are you, why do you help me open the lid?" Don't come to this kind of "very familiar" thoughtfulness, when he thinks that Meng Xiaer has a girlfriend It's disgusting to do this kind of thing to your ex. Those who are considerate and hypocritical will only make him remember the past and cruelly remind him that he can't go back.

"you……"

"If you had said earlier that you had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have moved in at all!"

"It's stupid, I'll fuck you and pick it up for you, okay?" Meng Xia laughed angrily, "Why, don't you also have a boyfriend? Chastity 0 Yang Haosi, why do you live with your ex after you have a boyfriend? Together, are you unclean?"

"It's different! Do you understand the difference between men and women?" Yang Haosi couldn't shout "If you don't love me, don't treat me too much to make me think too much", he asked seriously, "Do you treat your girlfriend like this? Do you treat me like this?" How is she? Will you peel her shrimp and buy her the latest Chanel?"

After telling a lie, countless lies will be used to support it. Since Meng Xiaer wanted to lie that she didn't think about Yang Haosi at all for two years, she had to bite the bullet and say, "I will."

"Really peel shrimp for her?"

"real."

"Do you also pick the shrimp line?"

"pick."

Yang Haosi had no more tears to shed, he asked: "Do you want me to leave now?" He couldn't stay any longer, if he saw Meng Xiaer put down the toilet seat for a girl every time she went to the bathroom, he would kill someone .

Meng Xiaer asked: "Are you going? Where are you going?"

"You don't care about your ex."

Yang Haosi sat down, "I'll go after eating, okay?"

"...I didn't drive you away, why are you leaving?" He was more threatening than trying to keep you, "If you leave now, I still have to pay the rent for the whole month, don't you feel bad?"

"It doesn't matter, it's not that I don't make money."

Ma Jiang hid in her den just now when they were quarreling loudly, and looked at it with her tail curled up. Now, seeing that the voices of the two returned to normal level, they came out again wagging their tails.

Pulling this trouser leg for a while, biting that slipper for a while.

But neither of them paid any attention to it, they howled anxiously, thinking that they were invisible.

Fried Niuhe is just that. While eating, Yang Haosi quickly thought about where he was going to celebrate the New Year, and how to handsomely refuse Meng Xiaer if he wanted to keep him... He ate fast, and stopped the other party as soon as he stood up. wrist.

"Don't go."

Meng Xiaer said.

Yang Haosi poked his neck: "Why do you..."

"I don't want you to go, you also celebrate the New Year alone, don't you?" After saying a little, it will go smoothly, "You can't go home, right? I can't go back either. If you make a partner to celebrate the New Year, you will be a roommate... like As before, Yang Haosi, let's at least be friends."

Of course it doesn't count, in Yang Haosi's eyes, it is absolutely impossible to be friends after breaking up, they can only be enemies who never get along with each other.

But Meng Xiaer said that he wanted him to stay with him for the New Year, and it was a rare show of weakness in a thousand years, or maybe it was his soft-heartedness towards his lame son and his desire to spend the New Year with a dog... In short, he went down this step.

"Are you friends?"

"Forget it, can friends celebrate the New Year together?"

"Where's your girlfriend? Isn't she coming?"

"She's back home."

The two looked at each other and said in unison, "What's for dinner?"

At this time, the New Year’s Eve dinner must not be available. Haidilao is fully booked a few days in advance, so I can only cook by myself.

The takeaway ordered a bunch of vegetables and meat. Yang Haosi boiled the eggs and chopped them, blanched the broccoli, carrots and bell peppers, and cooked the chicken gizzards, duck breasts, and salmon... Finally, he added some vitamins and sesame sauce to the New Year’s Eve dinner That's it!

Meng Xiaer glanced at his watch, it was past six o'clock, and he wondered what people were going to eat in a while.

Yang Haosi brought a plate of scallion dipping sauce.

Meng Xiaer asked: "What is this?"

"This is Qinglong Going to Sea."

At 07:30 in the evening, they turned on the TV, and they waited for the Spring Festival Gala with "Blue Dragon Going to Sea", "A Gathering of Heroes", "Golden Soup and Jade Line", "Volcano Snow" and a dish of Potato Chips and Chicken Popcorn that didn't look good.