Ex Resurrection Guide

No way, no way, no one will really keep in touch with an ex who already has a partner, right?Isn't that pure idiot?Oh, it turned out to be me, haha.

Yang Haosi has always thought that he is a ruthless queen. He once persuaded many couples to break up and firmly believed that people should not turn their backs. Now that they have broken up and get back together, they will repeat the same mistakes.

Today I realized that I am an extremely double-standard person, while scorning the person who is still in contact with the ex as a stinky bitch, while doing it myself.

I just want sesame sauce, I just have no place to live...Yang Haosi tried to find excuses for himself, and finally proved: Fuck, I'm a bitch, I'm a rotten person, I just can't break up with Meng Xiaer!

Can we be friends?Preferably Robin and Ted in How I Met Your Mother, although the relationship he dreamed of at first was Lily and Matthew.

At eight o'clock, the Spring Festival Gala began, and both of them were on the sofa.

Meng Xiaer put her legs on the coffee table, Yang Haosi squatted on the sofa with her legs crossed, and sat between the two of them wagging their tails after eating the dog meal, smelling the snail noodles they ate.

Meng Xiaer spoke first: "This scenery is so beautiful."

Yang Haosi echoed: "Yes, it's like a sausage."

"It seems that this year's Spring Festival Gala director's aesthetic is not very good, it is getting more and more lax."

"It's not as decent as the sexy underwear I hung on the balcony."

"Grass, don't mention it, do you know how embarrassing I was that day?"

"I'm too embarrassed hahahaha!"

Probably because Yang Haosi was curled up on the sofa in soft fur pajamas, or because he hadn't seen him smiling like this for a long time, Meng Xiaer suddenly said seriously: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tell you that I have a girlfriend. Yes, after all you didn't ask... We don't live together, so you should live first."

He didn't tell the truth after all, and he didn't want to embarrass himself in front of his ex.

If you compete, Yang Haosi will definitely be able to scold you bloody, but if you give in, Xiao Yang will be dumb, and start to reflect on himself seriously: "Well, I also have something wrong. I originally lived with you, so I shouldn't be with you. You lost your temper... I will look for a house as soon as possible after the Chinese New Year."

"You can stay as long as you want," Meng Xia'er patted the dog's head, "You keep sesame sauce with you, it misses you quite a bit, and it's really meaningless for me to live alone."

If it was normal, Xiao Yang must have identified that this is a scumbag speaking, why are there still people eating from the bowl and looking at the pot!But at this time, he was confused by the sound of firecrackers outside and the background sound of the Spring Festival Gala, and felt that Meng Xia'er was really pitiful alone.

"I also really want sesame sauce... Then, shall we be roommates?" Xiao Yang said, "As long as your parents can save a few visits."

"Don't worry, they don't like to come either."

The two of them chatted during the Spring Festival Gala, and even friendly recalled the previous quarrel, and admitted their mistakes to each other.

"I did often ignore your feelings in the past. Well, I was wrong. I didn't stop them when they said you... Then I figured it out. Uh, now I see the world... well, it's diversified."

"I'm not right either, I shouldn't have checked your cell phone, I didn't respect your personal privacy..." Xiao Yang pointed at her finger guiltily, "You are very kind to me, you bought me a lot of bags... I take good care of it, You can take it back and buy second-hand, and some of them have appreciated in value.”

"No, you can keep it. If you don't give it away, you will recycle it."

Meng Xiaer said, "In the past we were immature, but now we are much more stable."

"Well, I will definitely not lose my temper!"

The previous review meeting lasted until someone called in, all for New Year's greetings, and they began to return their calls.

Meng Xiaer's mother must be the first one. First, she gave some instructions to her body, then said not to get too used to Yang Haosi, and finally asked Yang Haosi to answer the phone.

"...Happy New Year, Auntie."

"Okay, okay, you should learn to cook more in the future, don't come and be lazy at home all day, you can't care about your auntie, but remember to work hard!" Meng's mother, who has bothered her "daughter-in-law" a lot, said Said, "There's another one, one...that's the kind of thing, I don't care what happens to me, be careful in front of outsiders! Oh, and you have to be restrained, young people understand?"

"Understood, I understand, auntie..."

During the Chinese New Year, Yang Haosi did not receive a call from home, but was given a 2000 yuan Chinese New Year red envelope by Meng's mother.

He clicked refund, and the person called him directly to Alipay, and he couldn't refuse even if he refused.

"Spring is warm and flowers are blooming: keep it, lucky money, nothing bad will happen this year if you take it.

[Smile]"

Meng Xiaer asked him to take it when he knew it, and said that his friend's mother would accept it.

"We are friends, don't worry about these."

Yang Haosi nodded: "Well, this is... the first time we celebrate the New Year together, right?"

During the Chinese New Year together, Meng Xiaer went back to her parents' house, Yang Haosi and Tao Feiyu went back to the orphanage, and they came back together on the fourth day of the new year.

"It's... the first time in three years."

Meng Xiaer looked at Yang Haosi's eyes, the swelling subsided, today there is no makeup and no contact lenses, dark almond eyes.

More than once, he felt that Yang Haosi was cute without makeup, and makeup was good-looking, but Xiao Yang without makeup was very special, student-like, which also meant honesty and defenselessness... The two looked at each other, and he couldn't help but bowed his head and leaned towards him.

Yang Haosi's heart was beating fast, he knew he should dodge, but his body was motionless, he chose to close his eyes.

When it was ten centimeters away from the lips, Meng Xiaer hesitated at first, he moved very slowly, meaning "I'll give you a chance to avoid it", but Yang Haosi didn't move, his eyes rolled around under his eyelids, then he couldn't bear it anymore .

Please, kiss quickly... Both of them think so.

As long as they kiss, they will probably start to fuck on the sofa immediately and squeeze the sesame paste down.

"!" At the moment they were about to meet, the phone rang, Yang Haosi shook and pushed Meng Xia'er away.

It's so dangerous, I almost made a mistake!Yang Haosi quickly answered the phone: "Hello..."

"Yang Haosi, thank you!" The other party's voice almost deafened Xiao Yang's ears.

"You, who are you?"

"I'm Bai Xiaoyu!" Bai Xiaoyu is the third-line flower who was put on makeup by him before, "I'm a hot search, thank you!"

"What, thank me for what?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I saved my ex-boyfriend!"

Yang Haosi opened the hot search in doubt.

#白晓瑜Heimlich First Aid Method

#白晓yu saved Zeng Zekai who was choked by dumplings

"Isn't it appropriate for him not to write me into the family tree right away? I saved his life! God, am I going to become popular? He must be crying and begging me to get back together? Thank you, Xiao Yang, and thank you too The dead ex-boyfriend..." Bai Xiaoyu paused, "I'm sorry, did I mention your sadness again?"

Meng Xiaer listened: "Am I dead again?"

Yang Haosi stood up: "No, you heard it wrong, haha."