Ex Resurrection Guide

Meng Xiaer was halfway through eating, and watching Yang Haosi was still flipping through the dramas in the TV box, she knocked on his bowl with chopsticks: "It's okay, it's okay, eat quickly, the noodles are lumpy."

Yang Haosi said: "No, I won't start eating until I find the drama I want to watch!" It was difficult for him to choose again, he couldn't find what he liked, and he ate all the sesame sauce and lay down at his feet.

"..." Meng Xiaer snatched the remote control and turned on the voice, "Family - have - children - daughters, don't pick, just watch this."

Liu Mei came out to introduce the family, and Yang Haosi finally picked up the bowl and started to eat. He ate very slowly, his attention was focused on the TV, and he knew to bite his chopsticks and giggle when he saw something funny.

Meng Xiaer finished washing the dishes, and only half finished eating the noodles when she came back.

"Can you eat quickly, it's getting cold..."

"I have no appetite."

"If you don't eat it, I won't eat your leftovers."

Yang Haosi rolled his eyes, put the noodle bowl in the pool, and asked, "Can I wash it later?"

"You put it in the dishwasher, right down there."

These days, I wash dishes by hand. Yang Haosi didn't realize that there was a dishwasher here. He squatted down, opened the cabinet door, put the bowls in, and felt very fresh.

Then I remembered the reason why they broke up for the second time, it was because of the conflict between the two of them washing the dishes, so they quickly replayed the game in their minds.

"Ok, then we can start the review."

When Yang Haosi came out, he took a popsicle from the refrigerator, tore it open, held it in his mouth, leaned on the cabinet door and looked down to see if there were any snacks that could be eaten during the review period, took out a pack of cheese sticks, checked the date and brought it out.

Seeing him bring out a bunch of cold things, Meng Xiaer just wanted to scold him, but she was afraid that she would be considered meddling, so she pursed her lips awkwardly: "Resume, it's up to you anyway."

"What's up with me? It's your problem!" Yang Haosi threw himself on the sofa, frightened the sesame sauce who was sleeping on the cushion, "Let me tell you, I have recorded the reasons for breaking up every time, so don't think about it." Reliance."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his pajamas pocket and read his personal blog.

Meng Xia'er carefully recalled the second breakup, and he didn't think it was his fault, he could only understand it as this person's unreasonable words.

But the kind and rational Xia Zige doesn't care about the crazy woman, he intends to convince people with reason: "I said you because that day was really too much, I don't care if you bring friends, like Wei Shenmo, whoever you are, you are whatever Everyone is going home, and you can count yourself as friends after a drink in the bar? You..."

"Wait, you told me not once!" Xiao Yang flipped through the breakup blog and said, "That was the third time!"

"?" Meng Xiaer put a question mark on his face, "The third time? It's the second time, right? The first time was yesterday, that's right."

"The weather was fine on x month x, and Meng Xiaer and I broke up again..." He read the blog aloud, "That was the time, I came back to look at the pool after a busy day, yesterday's dishes were not washed, and we quarreled!"

"Is there such a thing?" There were too many quarrels about not washing dishes, Meng Xia'er couldn't think of it for a while, "Please explain in detail."

"That day you were played three times in a row. The first round was an AD actor, the second round was an auxiliary hang-up, and the third season Nakano scolded each other..."

"Oh, I remembered—" Meng Xia'er scratched her head, "I won two games in one afternoon that day... Wait, does that count as a breakup?"

"Forget it!"

Meng Xiaer recalled it carefully: "But you slept with me at night..."

Yang Haosi beat the sofa cushion with fists: "That's because we reconciled at night! But we broke up, as I said, breaking up for two hours is considered a breakup!"

"According to your calculation, we have broken up at least [-] times. Are you going to replay until next year?" Brother Xia Zi took out the "Peace Replay Breakup Agreement" written by the two of them the night before yesterday, and added terms, " The breakup time is less than one day, and the breakup without personally saying the word 'breakup' is not protected by the agreement."

"That counts! I wrote it down on my blog!" Yang Haosi showed him his phone, "Seven times in total, seven times!"

"Ok, it's been crossed out twice now, let's talk about it."

Brother Xia Zi posted the agreement on the wall of the restaurant, and when he came back, he took out a cheese stick from Yang Haosi's arms and ate it.

……

That was the second month of their relationship, and they had already moved in together.

"Twenty Things Couples Do Together" practiced to the third point, and they raised sesame sauce.

They have never lived together, and they all have the illusion of a beautiful life of a young couple who is ambiguous and happy every day.

Meng Xiaer felt so happy that he could mess around with the person he liked every day, and everything written in Xiaohuang's book had a practical object; Yang Haosi felt very happy, but fortunately they didn't break up at that time, and he could still fall in love safely.

Of course, it was very harmonious at the beginning, both of them had relatively free working hours, and they were tired of being together every day.

I tried glass on the balcony, I tried the big bathtub in the bathroom, I tried the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bedroom... the kitchen sink, the apron that I bought for yogurt, Xiao Yang was hugged and only touched the ground with his toes.

Occasionally there is a small friction, and a sleep can always solve it.

But making love is not a panacea. After finishing, the dishes will not be cleaned by themselves, and the trash can will not be emptied by itself.

Especially at that time, sesame sauce was still a puppy, and someone had to clean up the place where they defecated and defecated. They were not such clean and tidy people. One plus one was greater than two, and their lives were a mess.

Only then do we know that living together in love is not only about warmth, and that two people who love each other do not only gain advantages.

If you fall in love with his charming almond eyes, you have to fall in love with his express delivery but not take out the garbage; if you fall in love with his sexy forearm veins, you also have to fall in love with his stinky socks that he throws everywhere.

The beginning of the quarrel was two people eating dinner, both of them were not very good, but they could make do with it.

Someone has to wash the dishes after eating, right?Yang Haosi felt that it was he who cooked, and of course Meng Xiaer had to wash the dishes. Meng Xiaer felt that he had taken out the trash before, and even swept the floor today, so there was no reason to wash the dishes again.

Everyone thought that the other party would wash it by themselves, and the pile of dishes and chopsticks lay in the sink all night.

The next day Yang Haosi got up early and went out to work. When he came back at night and found that the dishes hadn't been washed, he couldn't help being furious.

The bowl lying in the pool is just the fuse, and there are takeaway marks spilled on the coffee table but not wiped, piled up socks that are not washed and changed every three days, and puppies that are not put in the washing machine The pissy yellow sheets... It was Yang Haosi who went crazy first. He flew into a rage and screamed with grievances after a busy day.

"Why can't you wash the dishes! I've been busy all day, and I was the one who cooked last night. If you didn't order takeaway today, why don't you wait for me to come back to do the dishes!"

Even brother Xia Zi, who knelt for three rounds, was not very good-tempered: "Didn't I also wash the dishes when I was cooking? What happened to you washing once? I didn't say no to washing, can you not do it later? What the hell are you throwing at me?" ?”

"Didn't you take the initiative to wash it! I usually sweep the floor, so you can use it to wash the dishes just once?"

"The things you fucking made are not for people to eat at all. People would choke if they were eaten by pigs. If I don't get food poisoning, you will pay for it. You let me wash the dishes? I'll fuck your grandma!" "

Meng Xiaer came up with a set of personal attacks and made Yang Haosi angry: "Don't eat it! Are you good at cooking? If you eat something, you will curse at others, white-eyed wolf!"

"White-eyed wolf doesn't fucking eat pig food."

"You scold again?"

"Stupid."

"You're an idiot!"

Once Meng Xiaer lost the game, she couldn't control her temper, so fierce that Yang Haosi felt aggrieved, and shouted: "I don't want to be with you, break up!" Then he ran back to his room crying to write a blog.

"The weather was fine on x month x, and I broke up with Meng Xia'er again. I thought I could be with him for a long time, but who knew he didn't love me at all! Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs. I cook and scold me for cooking. He I didn’t say anything because it didn’t taste good! I didn’t even want to wash the dishes. I left it for a day and a night. I was really tired!

Obviously, even disputes were sweet in the past, but now how can you just say a word and it hurts all over again! "

……

"You are so naive, you were copying the lyrics when I came in with you," Meng Xiaer complained, "Is this a song by 2?"

Yang Haosi shouted angrily: "It's SHE! You're a dead straight man!"

……

In short, after a while, Meng Xiaer felt that she had spoken too seriously, and it was not good to cry for her boyfriend, so she had to be coaxed. Although Yang Haosi's cooking was unpalatable, if the wolf was hungry for three days, he could still eat a few mouthfuls.

Xiao Yang hid under the quilt and was whining while writing a blog, when she heard Meng Xiaer knocking on the door and coming in, she ignored him and gave him a back.

Meng Xiaer said, "Don't cry, your friend is here to find you."

"Who? Brother Feiyu?" Yang Haosi wiped away tears, turned around, his eyes and nose were red.

Meng Xiaer took out a bag of snacks from behind: "Lang Weixian, your friend Lang Weixian has come to see you."

He looked serious, "There are Cheetos and seaweeds, and the Four Seasons Macchiato is on the way."

Yang Haosi laughed through his tears and threw himself on each other, and then the two of them went crazy...

"Okay, I don't need to go into details later."

Xiao Yang coughed twice, "If you admit your mistake, it's your fault."

Meng Xiaer refused to accept: "Why do I count it as me if I recognize it? This is a slap in the face! I was trying to coax you at the time, do you dare to say that you are right? Let's be half and half."

After half an hour of heated debate, the two tied and each made a note on the "Breakup Replay Form".

During this process, the dishwasher silently carried everything.