Ex Resurrection Guide

After watching a few episodes of Family with Children on the sofa, Yang Haosi suddenly questioned his soul: "Don't you think we are a bit too boring? On the second day of the Lunar New Year, there are no fireworks and firecrackers, and we didn't go out to play or eat..."

Meng Xiaer said: "You are sick and I am disabled, where else do you want to go?"

Yang Haosi said: "Let's go to Hainan!"

Meng Xia'er: "You're sick, aren't you?"

After hearing this, Yang Haosi felt warm in his heart: "It's okay, a little cold is fine!"

Meng Xia'er: "I'm talking about your brain."

The warmth is gone.

Yang Haosi: "Go to hell, don't you have a wheelchair! I can't push you to the beach!"

Meng Xia'er: "I'm afraid that the one-way ticket you bought for me will be pushed into the sea for me. When the tide rises and you leave, throw it there for me. Who can I ask to reason with?"

Xiao Yang showed him the travel software, as a guarantee of his personality: "I swear that I will buy a round-trip ticket. Look, the two-day ticket is discounted and I can leave tonight..."

The other party expressed great distrust: "Even if you buy a two-way ticket, who knows if you will bring me back on the return trip..."

"What the hell, how can you bring someone else under the real-name system now!" Xiao Yang furiously grabbed his neck and shook him back and forth, "I won't say you're dead after I've said it, don't you bother me! Don't you have any trust in your friends? !"

"Ahem, I trust my friends very much, ahem, let's forget about my ex-boyfriend, ahem, I'm afraid you will kill me to cheat insurance..." Meng Xiaer was pinched and coughed. You can play the game for a long time.

It wasn't until he heard the doorbell that he grabbed the other's troubled hand and pinched it, "Ahem, stop making trouble, go and open the door."

Ma Jiang was already wagging his tail and calling at the door, Yang Haosi reluctantly got up and went to open the door, and he looked familiar again.

"Happy New Year, Auntie."

Yang Haosi bowed first, and then went to help her carry the fruit milk in her hand, "Come here, what else do you bring..."

Meng's mother said: "I don't bring anything, you two know how to buy it? You two are people who don't know how to live, so I don't worry about the Chinese New Year. I came here by subway, and there are seats everywhere... ..." As she spoke, she picked up sesame sauce and took out something red from her bag, "Here, sesame sauce, grandma hooked up a red dress for the Chinese New Year for you, put it on and see!"

Meng Xia'er was paralyzed on the sofa with a cheese stick in her mouth, looking like a lazy old man: "Mom, why are you here again?"

Yang Haosi took the clothes and put them on Ma Jiang's legs, and also echoed: "Yes, why haven't you gone to Sanya for the New Year..."

"Sanya?" Auntie turned her head, "When am I going to Sanya? You bastards just want me to fly far away and leave you alone!"

"No, auntie, it was Meng Xiaer who said it..." Xiao Yang was shot again, aggrieved, "Of course I hope you come."

The aunt snorted coldly: "What nonsense is he talking about? I really want to go to Sanya. I worry about how he will be free every day. I don't worry about it when I am old."

Meng Xiaer finished eating the cheese stick and threw it on the table: "Mom, I'm very mature, what are you worrying about?"

"What do you think I'm worried about? Huh, your dad said at home that he would break your other leg, but you still don't change it, and you don't know how to admit your mistake!" Mother Meng glanced at the culprit, "You, this marriage is still want……"

Yang Haosi was taken aback: "Did you break your leg if you weren't married? Didn't he break his leg?" After receiving his aunt's gaze, Xiao Yang felt that he was going to talk about family affairs, so he hurriedly left the stage, "Well, I have something else to do, you guys talk first... But it's okay, Auntie, he has already found a girlfriend, so don't worry about getting married soon."

Meng's mother's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she stopped Xiao Yang who was about to go upstairs: "What, what girlfriend?"

Xiao Yang ignored Meng Xia'er's murderous eyes, scratched his head and said, "Um, the closest one, the girl is quite nice."

Anyway, that's what Meng Xia'er told him. The spark of love just started recently, and I didn't tell anyone about it just now.

Meng has a criminal record in the aspect of not disclosing love, so he naturally believed it, and now he felt sore when he revealed it, and wanted his aunt to treat him.

"Yang Haosi!" Meng Xiaer gritted her teeth in a low voice and threatened, "Are you..."

She was directly interrupted by her aunt: "Really? How big is it? Is it local?..." She was happy at first, then remembered that Yang Haosi was still here. It is great that her son can "reform evil and return to righteousness", but this "problem left over from history" has not been resolved What do you mean? "Well, what about you?"

"Me?" Xiao Yang didn't understand what the topic had to do with him, "I, I just, keep doing that..."

"You still maintain that relationship?"

"Huh? Keep it, keep it..." Friendship lasts forever.

Meng's mother took a breath: "Then you still want to live here? His girlfriend also knows?"

"Well, it's okay, we all know each other, I just want to move as soon as possible after the Chinese New Year."

"You guys still know each other?" Auntie slapped Meng Xia'er in the face with her backhand, "Beast!"

Meng Xia'er covered her left face and shouted, "Mom! Why are you beating me!"

Mother Meng's hands trembled slightly after the beating, and she pointed at his nose and scolded: "You shameless bastard, when did I teach you such a thing? Eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, you are doing well!"

She raised her hand and wanted to hit her, but Xiao Yang hurriedly hugged her from behind: "Auntie, calm down, calm down!" Sesame sauce, who was dressed like a little lantern, also called out, very lively.

Brother Xia Zi, who would keep on telling a lie, covered his face and had a brain storm, wanting to say: "Listen to my explanation first, it's not what you think..."

Yang Haosi: "Yes, aunt! You don't have to worry about his girlfriend getting angry, we get along very well, and I will definitely not hinder her if I stay for a while!"

I threw your grandma an egg tart watermelon hammer, Meng Xiaer wanted to kill someone, can this ancestor stop making trouble! "Yang Haosi, you go upstairs!"

Yang Haosi still hugged his aunt who was about to hit someone: "Ah? If I go up, won't auntie hit you?"

It is because you are here that I will be beaten!

Brother Xia Zi gritted his teeth: "If you still want to leave me with a whole body, get the hell out of here!"

"oh oh."

Xiao Yang let go and hurried upstairs.

The mother Meng who lost her restraint was like a runaway wild horse, and rushed forward with a hammer: "God, what a crime! How did I give birth to such a shameless bastard like you!"

After confirming that Yang Haosi had entered the room, Meng Xiaer subdued his mother and explained in a low voice: "I didn't! Listen to me, Yang Haosi and I have broken up. I made up my girlfriend. I'm single now, okay?"

After hearing this, the aunt rolled up her sleeves and turned to go upstairs: "What? You broke a leg because of him, and he dared to break up with you after that?"

Meng Xiaer quickly hugged his mother: "No, we broke up a long time ago! Sit down, I'll tell you!"

So Brother Xia Zi briefly explained how he and Xiao Yang broke up two years ago and found a homeless ex-boyfriend during the Chinese New Year. The girlfriend also made up nonsense in order not to embarrass the two of them.

Meng's mother's eyes widened after hearing this: "Break up? You didn't tell me earlier that you were sick, so your father must beat you once?"

"...I'm more honest."

"You only talked to the man once and it was saved. You just happened to have a fake show with that girl!" Seeing her son's frowning and unnatural expression, a bold thought came to her mind, "You won't ...You still like him after two years!"

"..."

"You boy!"

Meng Xiaer defended: "No, I'm... Tsk, I can't tell. We've said we're friends now, but we're not getting back together...Give me some more time, I'm not ready for the next relationship yet."

He also carefully asked his mother not to say anything about it, he didn't want Yang Haosi to misunderstand, and he didn't call Yang Haosi down to say goodbye until his mother promised.

Yang Haosi changed into another pajamas that were not so pink and found that Meng's mother looked at him with complicated eyes. He was at a loss, so he yelled: "Auntie, are you leaving? Shall I see you?"

"no need."

Auntie walked to the door, feeling worried, "You two... well, go and open the curtains, why don't you listen to the sunbathing?"

Xiao Yang immediately trot over to pull the curtains, and the curtains were drawn halfway and then closed immediately.

Mother Meng asked: "What's the matter, pull it away?"

Yang Haosi coughed twice: "Auntie...that dress, it's still confiscated..."

"..." Auntie said, "No need to send it away."