Ex Resurrection Guide

Meng Xia'er sometimes self-reflects, reflecting that sometimes he does something wrong.

You shouldn't be too lazy to do the dishes sometimes, you shouldn't swear too much, you shouldn't chat with the opposite sex for too long... You shouldn't, you shouldn't fall in love with Yang Haosi.

They lived together very quickly, and moved in together as soon as they fell asleep.

According to Meng Xia'er, he wanted to live in a new building, but the sound insulation of this building is average, the elevator is a bit old, and it's too big, so it's a waste of two people living there.

But Yang Haosi likes it, he thinks the lighting here is good, the greenery is good, and the decoration style is the French style he likes, so he wants to live here no matter what.

The rent is not cheap, after all, the location is good and the space is large, but Meng Xiaer is willing to pay for her boyfriend, if he has money, he can live there if he likes it.

He is very traditional, and feels that no matter how men and women date, they can't let the other party pay. He naturally puts Yang Haosi in the girl's position, so he doesn't let the other party pay the rent.

At first, Yang Haosi disagreed, and he wanted to give him money for whatever he said, but Meng Xiaer adhered to the principle of "I will use the money to buy you gifts directly with the rent you give me", so once or twice Yang Haosi let him go.

Most of the time, Meng Xiaer would follow Yang Haosi, the little ancestor (Note: "little ancestor" was called before the breakup, and it was replaced with "stupid" after the breakup). He thinks that a good man should pamper his "girlfriend", so he can be patient.

I didn't expect that Yang Haosi would be lawless if he forbeared.

Yang Haosi likes to go to discos, while Meng Xiaer is more homely and prefers to play games and watch cartoons at home. Nightclubs are too noisy for him, the lights flicker and the sound is loud, and he really finds it difficult to adapt.

He has indeed fallen in love with Yang Haosi, but he is still homophobic. When he goes to a bar, a bunch of beautiful women want to touch his ass, ask him for WeChat, and even if he has a partner, it is painful.

However, Yang Haosi is also a member of the showmanship. From Meng Xiaer's conservative perspective, he always dresses too revealingly.

As for being gay, he can understand wearing weird clothes, but what kind of hot pants are worn by men?

He thought the blue sweater he wore when they met for the first time was pretty, simple and generous.

Yang Haosi would always ask him after picking out clothes, "Husband, what's the score?"

Meng Xia'er slumped on the sofa: "A few things, like a feather duster, 0 points."

Yang Haosi wanted to scold him again, saying that he is a straight man without aesthetics, damn, he can't look good-looking, he just thinks that his boyfriend reveals a lot, his chest should be exposed, his waist should be exposed, and his pants are short. I can't help but feel that Yang Haosi is going to run naked.

The two often quarreled.

Meng Xiaer said you can show it, show it to me, don't seduce other wild men?

Yang Haosi became even more angry, saying that he was just socializing normally, that he had a dirty mind and lived in the Qing Dynasty.

Damn, where are the hands of several men touching, where are their eyes looking like I don't know?

Meng Xia was speechless, and he still felt that Yang Haosi could not grasp the social distance well.

Yang Haosi also always likes to bring people home to play, a group of colorful homosexuals, screaming and laughing, asking questions, making Meng Xiaer restless.

He had a good time after the party, the house was a mess, and he didn't care about anyone. He lay down on the bed and fell asleep immediately after saying "my husband removes my makeup".

Yang Haosi is fake and delicate, he is said to be messy every day, but he actually doesn't like to clean up.

Wiping the floor the next day after the party, he called out to him while wiping: "Meng Xia'er, can you do the housework? You know how to play games all day long!"

Meng Xia'er said: "Damn it, I didn't bring a group of people here, clean up by myself!"

"Is this my home alone, what's wrong with you helping me!" Yang Haosi threw the mop, shouting that his brain hurts, "Such a big family wants to exhaust me to death, do you still love me! "

"Isn't that because you insist on renting such a big house? I heard that renting the smaller one is still so troublesome?"

"Isn't it messy if you don't tidy up at a young age? Meng, are you getting into an old dispute with me now? Your own house is so dirty that you can't get out of it!"

"If you think I'm dirty, don't fucking sleep with me!"

……

There were quarrels, crying, and cold wars again, and then Meng Xiaer admitted his mistake and bought some lipstick, eye shadow, and new clothes for the other party.

The two of them lived together, and it was hard to say who was more diligent, the big lazy and the small lazy, neither of them worked, and they slept together until the sun was up.

Life is very noisy, but Meng Xiaer always feels that the days of arguing over who should take out the trash will continue.