Ex Resurrection Guide

I heard that the reason for two people quarreling is that their hearts are too far away. If their hearts are far away, two people have to speak loudly so that the other party can hear them.

According to this theory, Yang Haosi and Meng Xia'er should be far and near at times, and the two of them are rubbing each other's ears for one second, and then they will be arguing the next second.

So why not break up?Friends on both sides have expressed such doubts.

Since Meng Xiaer is so machismo, so dirty, and since Yang Haosi spends so much money like water, so heaven and earth, why don't they break up?

Both parties said: They get along very well in bed, and their sex life is harmonious and colorful.

There is nothing that can't be solved by sleeping. When the noise is so loud that it's about to start, as soon as the body touches, I don't know why and rolls onto the bed.

Fighting turns into flirting, bickering turns into passionate kissing, two people are inseparable, regardless of the occasion, they can do it in front of pet dogs.

Poor little dog, seeing the two owners quarreling, it instinctively wanted to persuade the fight, and took its short legs to bite the leg of the trousers. As a result, the two mated after a while, and they were on the sofa.

Agou was very sad because he was hungry and fell in front of the two of them with the rice bowl in his mouth, and no one paid attention to him.

"Good boy, for a while, for a while...Meng Xiaer, it hurts, are you a dog, don't bite! Uh..."

"Then what are you? You bastard? An unfamiliar white-eyed wolf..."

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How can a puppy understand this, it just wants to eat.

Speaking of puppies, this was raised when they were dating for two months.

The third of the "Twenty Things Couples Do Together" that Yang Haosi cried out to practice: keeping a common pet.

It was a very small dog with pointed ears and black nose, snow-white fur, thick neck hair like a collar, and a tail that was raised high and spread out like a flower.

Yang Haosi fell in love at first sight, the pure white little Pomeranian was as delicate as a toy.

Obviously, Meng Xiaer doesn't like it. This kind of puppy is afraid of being born and loves to bark. It's a copy of Yang Haosi. It's enough to raise a big one, but do you need to raise a smaller one?

And what kind of Pomeranian do old men raise, it's too motherly, only young girls and gays should raise German shepherds and Dobermans for real men.

Yang Haosi couldn't help but read to his ears every day, and he wouldn't stop until he bought it. He spent three or four thousand to bring back a Pomeranian puppy that was said to have a good pedigree.

"What's it called? Q sauce? Lily sauce?" Yang Haosi loves this little hairball the size of a hand. After thinking about it for two days, he posted a hundred Moments and failed to choose the right one. He wished to find a fortune teller to read it. Down.

Meng Xiaer, who was preparing the hot-boiled mutton, said without hesitation, "It's called sesame sauce."

Yang Haosi definitely disagrees: "It's white!"

He gave up renting a house, and choosing a dog. This time it won't work, Meng Xiaer knocked down the sesame sauce jar: "Today's one has to be called sesame sauce even if I come here! Otherwise, I'll put it in the pot right now."

Yang Haosi loves dogs very much, he hugs the puppies to bed, and grooms sesame sauce every morning and evening.

Meng Xia'er sometimes thinks that it's a good thing he can't have a baby, otherwise he would spoil the child so much that he can't beat him or scold him.

Ma Jiang is very smart. Under Meng Xia'er's tireless training, he has learned many passwords, and when he grows to the size of a roll of toilet paper, he will turn around and fall down.

When he grows up, he can be commanded to hold paper and slippers. Meng Xiaer sometimes shows off his dog training skills on Weibo.

But no matter how smart sesame sauce is, it is not a human being. It does not know what breaking up is. It only knows that there is one less person who plays with it every day, and no one will insist on brushing it every day.