Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi slept very deeply this time, he had no dreams all night, he doesn't like to sleep on pillows, he always likes to slide down.

He opened his eyes in a daze, the curtains in this room were too thick, no light could come in.

Xiao Yang felt that he had fallen asleep leaning against someone, but he didn't bother to wake up, his skin was so warm that he leaned on him and didn't want to move his nest at all.

He fell asleep, and Meng Xia'er woke up again, and found that the person was lying in his arms, thinking that since he hadn't woken up anyway, let's stay for a while, and then closed his eyes.

After 10 minutes, Yang Haosi woke up again. Seeing that the other party didn't respond, he decided to squint for a while.

After 15 minutes, Meng Xiaer woke up again, it was too warm, turned over and went back to sleep.

There were about five reincarnations in this way, and finally someone woke up too hungry. Meng Xiaer sat up and patted the lump next to him: "Get up, eat!" drilled.

Finally, when Meng Xiaer was about to fall asleep while sitting, Yang Haosi got up.

Xiao Yang touched his face, it was so dry, so he punched Meng Xiaer: "You helped me remove my makeup, can't you put some oil on the way? It's so dry!"

"are you crazy!"

After the quarrel, they were finally refreshed, and both of them ordered takeaway and climbed out of bed to wash up.

Yang Haosi was too lazy to go upstairs, took a disposable toothbrush, and went to the bathroom on the first floor to brush his teeth with Meng Xiaer.

He asked vaguely, "How did you play yesterday?"

Meng Xia'er squeezed him away, and spit foam into the pool: "It's good, I'm playing games, what are you doing? You said someone was looking for you, but you were actually drinking by yourself?"

Xiao Yang rubbed the corner of his mouth after rinsing his mouth, the mint-flavored toothpaste was hot on his mouth, he was half frank and half nonsense: "After all, sitting with your girlfriend is a bit weird, I'm not used to it yet.

So off to have sex with my boyfriend. "

"Tao Feiyu?"

"Ah."

"Ah."

Meng Xia'er wiped shaving foam on her face without looking at the other party, "Sex life that needs to be drunk like that doesn't sound very satisfying."

He still doesn't believe that Yang Haosi can sleep with his friend.

"Hmph, who knows who is happy, brother Feiyu treats me well."

Yang Haosi pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, "It's not like some people who only care about their own pleasure and never want to make good preparations."

Meng Xiaer opened the bathroom door: "Go out, look at the three chapters of the agreement posted in the living room, and send me 100 yuan."

"No money!"

"You use the bathroom on the first floor if you don't have money? Go to the second floor."

Yang Haosi was pushed out of the bathroom, and stood at the door and said, "I want to eat hot pot."

"Didn't you order takeaway?"

"I want to eat hot pot!"

……

Half an hour later, the two were sitting in the hot pot restaurant waiting for the hot pot to boil. Meng Xia'er had a Band-Aid on his chin because someone kept urging him to hurry up, and his face was scratched by shaving.

The pot was hot, Xiao Yang couldn't wait to put meat in it, but Meng Xiaer held him down: "It's okay to eat hot pot, first you admit that the third breakup is your fault."

"What? Why is it my fault? If you let go, how can you not eat meat when the pot is open!"

"Don't you admit it?" Brother Xia Zi snapped his fingers coldly, "Waiter, add some water to our pot, I want ice water."

Meat could not be eaten in front of him. Under such torture, Xiao Yang was forced to recall the early morning when he also went to the bar and came back at two or three o'clock...

[The weather was cloudy on xx, so I broke up with Meng Xiaer.

It's because I brought strangers to my house... Well, I know it's not good and I won't do it next time, but is it necessary to be so fierce to me!So I poured the powdered eyeshadow into his closet on the spur of the moment, regretted it, and had to wash his clothes after reconciliation.

But he'd better apologize to me quickly, it's quicker for us to wash together.

]

At this time, the honeymoon period of the two of them had come to an end, and they were no longer tired of being together all day like before. Yang Haosi finally joined the party of three again, and Meng Xiaer finally returned to the fifth black in the ranking.

Love makes people less intelligent, and when you are together, you will ignore each other's shortcomings, until one day you are out of the honeymoon atmosphere, and your friend tells you the truth:

Wei Shenmo: "Don't you think your boyfriend swears a little too much?"

Yang Haosi: "!"

Liu Yanyu: "Don't you think your girlfriend Cha Gang is a bit annoying?"

Meng Xiaer: "!"

……

"Sir, don't you think it's weird to keep refilling the soup in the hot pot?" the waiter asked.

"Sorry, sorry, just eat!"

……

In short, once the filter is broken and beauty is no longer in the eye of the beholder, then too close a distance will make some small shortcomings infinitely magnified to the point where it is difficult to ignore.

What's more, the two of them are not good birds themselves, and they have big shortcomings.

If the second breakup was the trigger, the third was the official start of their all-out war.

Yang Haosi is so good at playing, he is considered half of the entertainment industry, and he can have a drink or two with anyone from all walks of life.

His teacher doesn't care about him, the teacher said that I have achieved both fame and fortune, and I don't point to you to give me glory, as long as I don't make any pornographic photos that will make me lose my life.

In the first three months of dating Meng Xiaer, Yang Haosi hadn't been to nightclubs and bars very often, and he was like a wild horse that had run loose when he entered.

Anyone who offered him a toast drank it, and called him a brother without saying a word.

"Sisi, why haven't you come here for so long!" A friend asked him, "You changed your sex after you got a boyfriend? Is he very strict with you?"

"How is that possible!" Yang Haosi climbed onto the table and turned on the microphone in order to prove that he was still young at heart even after falling in love, "My friends, come to my house to have a party tonight, you can't shake it!"

At three o'clock in the morning, Meng Xia'er, who had just fallen asleep after the broadcast, opened the door, and was rushed by a group of colorful homosexuals and almost fell down. The dog was startled and hid under the sofa.

The speaker was turned up too loud, and Meng Xia'er blocked her ears and shouted, "Yang Haosi!"

Xiao Yang was intoxicated after drinking too much: "What are you doing!"

"Why do you call so many people!"

"What? I can't hear you!"

Meng Xiaer shouted angrily: "I said! I'm going to sleep!"

Yang Haosi listened carefully and nodded: "There is no more in the refrigerator! You can order takeaway!"

"..." Brother Xia Zi, who is 22 years old and straight, walks carefully among the fragrant gay men, walks under the coffee table, squats down and picks up the dog, "Sesame sauce! Come out, go to the second floor with Dad to sleep! "

While he was squatting, a hand reached for his butt.

Brother Xia Zi, who is Kongtong and straight 22, ran away on the spot: "Are you sick? I'm so stupid, I'm going to fuck you, you bastard, you are not a thing raised by humans, my mother..."

The other party said that you said, I am listening, and then began to take off his pants...

"Who! Who touched you! Fuck it!" Yang Haosi was furious, biting a mouthful of duck intestines, "Why didn't you tell me then! The stinky bitch is going to tear this dick!"

Meng Xiaer said, "Of course I said it!"

Meng Xiaer hugged the dog and found Yang Haosi who was performing as a dancer in front of the TV: "Hey, don't worry! Someone is sexually harassing me!"

Yang Haosi smiled, listened carefully, and nodded: "What instant noodles? Don't you want to eat dumplings? Let's eat them tomorrow!"