Ex Resurrection Guide

"This...why didn't you tell others the next day? If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't know..." Yang Haosi raised his eyebrows in embarrassment, and poked the meat in the bowl with his chopsticks, "You are also responsible. Say we are roommates, they don’t know you are my boyfriend, so they must be eager to try..." "Can homosexuals harass straight men at will? Is it the same for you? Isn't it sexual harassment if you have made your sexual orientation clear and pestered others? "Recalling that humiliating night, Meng Xiaer wished to go back and lock the door, "Do you know how frightened I was when I went to the toilet that night?" Xiao Meng finally threw everyone out and squeezed into the toilet, and closed the door , After going to the toilet, he suddenly heard a sound from the shower, which scared him so quickly that he pulled up the zipper of his pants and almost got stuck in his dick.

Pulling open the curtain of the shower room, a boy in shorts was squatting there, and said to him, "Surprise!" "..." Meng Xia'er didn't even have the strength to swear, "Get out."

The boy winked at him, and stretched out his hand to his pants: "Don't be so ostentatious, handsome guy, I can give you a mouth, it's very comfortable~" "I'm a straight man, I have a partner."

Xiao 0's eyes lit up: "That's more exciting! Your girlfriend won't know, come on, first time acquaintance, second time become friends..." He slanted forward, making Meng Xiaer's skin goosebumps.

This is not his house, this is clearly gay hell! "Well, I was wrong, they are them, but I swear I only hooked up with you, a straight man!" Yang Haosi bowed his head to admit his mistake, and stretched out a finger to show his innocence.

"Are you sure?" "Two, two... I didn't see that..." Xiao Yang buried his head even lower.

Brother Xia Zi narrowed his eyes, and let out a distrustful "hmm" in his nasal cavity.

Yang Haosi buried his head under the table, and added another finger: "I swear, there will be no fourth one, at least I will never flirt with a straight man with you again! I cut the mat with a gay with messy hair, I am Three good gays!" "Oh, I wish you'd said that."

Brother Xia Zi said while biting the coriander beef balls.

"Did I not have it then?" Xiao Yang was confused.

Obviously not.

"Aren't you prejudiced against homosexuals! You are dating me now, aren't you gay too! You think that everyone cares about your dick, you are too narcissistic, and they are not picky! "The next day Yang Haosi said so with his arms akimbo.

Meng Xiaer was too wronged: "Fuck, they just miss me! You can't take everyone home!" "We are all friends, what are you talking about!" Meng Xiaer pointed to the sprawled under the sofa. Person: "Then tell me, what is this called?" Xiao Yang frowned, thinking carefully: "This..." "What about that?" , everything was damaged, he accepted the rotten phenomenon in the circle and regarded it as normal.

He thinks, excluding those scum who are married and have girlfriends and come to mess around, everyone is a small animal with nowhere to go, being taken in by the night of the big city, and getting together to keep warm, how can they harm each other?He earnestly said: "They are not bad in nature, but they like to play a little bit after drinking too much, so don't look at people with colored glasses."

Meng Xiaer looked at the two sets in the kitchen sink, and expressed disagreement: "Can a normal person have sex in someone else's kitchen?" Xiao Yang choked up: "This, it's just more open..." The house was messed up, There were toilet paper sleeves and broken cup bags everywhere, and Meng Xiaer also found that he was missing a charging treasure and a plug.

Neighbors also came to complain, saying that it was too noisy last night, and no one answered the knock on the door, and they will call the police next time.

A big quarrel between the two is omitted in the middle.

Meng Xiaer picked up the sesame sauce, the puppy was trembling, the original white Pomeranian was dirty like a little dog, the wine and drinks were probably spilled on him, and the hair was in tatters.

"Clean up by yourself, or we will break up."

After speaking, he took the dog to the pet shop for a bath.

"Break up, break up! Anyway, you never told anyone about me, it doesn't make any difference!" Xiao Yang stomped his feet angrily.

Then they broke up, Xiao Yang called a part-time worker to clean up, and the two of them stayed in the same house for three days without speaking.

So Yang Haosi began to spread the news of Meng Xia'er's death, and tied the laces of all his shoes together to get revenge on the straight man.

But fortunately, his revenge method was not crazy at that time, the most brutal, terrifying and inhumane was that time...

"Stop!" Meng Xia'er stopped, "We're still eating, can we not mention that time?" As soon as he thought about it, his stomach would turn sour.

Yang Haosi nodded: "Okay, let's save that for next time."

"How did we get back together that time?" "Eh, that's right..." On the fourth day, the two watched the same TV series on both sides of the sofa, and there was a scene of kissing in the TV series, so they also had some unsuitable things happen. ...Meng Xiaer was speechless: "So in the end you didn't admit your mistake and fooled me."

"Didn't I admit my mistake now!" "I found out that all the problems in the past were basically fooled by this... Let me tell you, this method doesn't work now, we can't use sex to solve the problem now that we break up .”

Brother Xia Zi held the chopsticks and taught seriously, "We must be able to solve problems through communication."

"That's right, the house is cleaned by part-time workers. Having sex doesn't solve the problem, it just changes the mood for a short time.

After finishing the work, you still have to face the mess. Someone must sweep the floor, otherwise the thorn in your heart was just covered by a Band-Aid and never pulled out, and it will rot one day. "

Yang Haosi nodded frequently to express his approval, and then suddenly realized: "Wait, who are you?" The waiter smiled: "Go ahead, don't worry about me, I'm just here to add soup to your pot."