Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi often divides his time into three stages, before falling in love with Meng Xiaer, in love with Meng Xiaer, and after breaking up with Meng Xiaer.

He is indeed a bit of a love brain. He has suffered a lot in this regard, but he always feels that he still has his own love.

He should be regarded as an optimist, but because of the gap between the high expectations and the reality, he is disappointed and unhappy.

It was probably in the third grade of elementary school that he realized that he was different from others. He has a thin voice and loves to be clean, but he is very aggressive.

Whoever said he was a sissy, Xiao Yang would tear his face off, no one dared to bully him.

In the village where information is blocked, he doesn't understand any discrimination, he just feels that he is out of place here.

After junior high school, he came into contact with the Internet, but his family didn't care, because Xiao Yang, who was out of place, also had a younger brother who met everyone's expectations.

He has a bad relationship with his younger brother, and it can even be said that they are at odds. The jealous Xiao Yang can't stand the family's blatant preference for his younger brother.

Yang Haosi, who graduated from junior high school, ran away from home, vowing to go to the big city to make a name for himself.

The luckiest thing in his life was that when he was a waiter, he met the famous makeup artist Zheng Yueji, who was willing to accept him as an apprentice to learn makeup.

Since then, he has done makeup for many celebrities, and it went smoothly. He didn't suffer much, and quickly integrated into the big dyeing vat of the city.

It is also too smooth, which makes him very good at spending money, and he must buy what he likes when he sees it. He has won the Consumerism Favorite Leek Award for many years, and he really doesn't give himself a penny.

If you are short of money, you can borrow flowers. Anyway, he earns fast, just pay it back.

He was able to make a lot of money when he was underage, go to nightclubs and hang out with gay people, no matter how crazy he came, Yang Haosi, who was originally out of place in his hometown, died, and now he is Niu Hulu Yang!

Then I ran into my first relationship, I won’t go into details about this, anyway, Yang Haosi became even more crazy later on, he slept with many people, but never fell in love, until he met Meng Xia’er.

That year, the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, Xiao Wei was in his first year of high school, Yang was in his early twenties, and he was delighted to see Xiao Meng, who was also in his twenties: I haven't slept with a straight man yet, try it!The thunder struck the ground, and the two reluctantly fell in love with each other. They wanted to have fun, but who knew that they would never have the chance to eat outside again.

Both Wei Shenmo and Tao Feiyu are not too optimistic about their relationship.

Tao Feiyu said: "Every gay guy who has the mentality of being a straight guy who doesn't believe in evil will end up miserable in the end. If he refuses to disclose his relationship with you, what kind of a good man is he? If you turn around and dump you, you can still continue with female fans." good."

Yang Haosi, who was dazzled by love: "He just has a lot of fans, so it's not convenient to come out, internet celebrity, do you understand?"

Wei Shenmo said: "If he doesn't make it public, he doesn't love you!"

"You don't understand, and you've never been in love!" Yang Haosi patted the child's head, "Go do your homework!"

Meng Xiaer is different from Yang Haosi, he can be regarded as self-made, he can spend money, but he is even better at saving money.

His way of treating Yang Haosi is also very simple. He set up a balance sheet for him, and the two of them would not touch each other if they spent more than a penny.

Xiao Yang, who is full of blood, can't stand it. For the first two days, he was angry and said that he had toys, but in the next few days, he cried and shouted "My husband fucked me".

Hermes is precious, love is more expensive, if it is for sex, both can be thrown away!Xiao Yang not only saved money by himself, Meng Xiaer bought him the bag on Qixi Festival in order to reward him for saving money successfully.

Yang Haosi sighed: "This is also a precious spiritual legacy left by my ex-husband who passed away!"

Tao Feiyu asked: "Then if he remembers to buy blueberries for you, can you two continue to make do?"

That's not necessarily true, even if it's not blueberries, it might be prunes. There's too much friction between the two of them. If love is a mirror, the two of them are already shattered, and it's up to the two brothers (glue) to hold them together.

But Yang Haosi still insisted: "Yes, it's the blueberry, it's all the blueberry's fault!" No matter how flawed the relationship was, he still wanted to make do with it, so he simply pushed the blame to the blueberry, and it was the blueberry that completely shattered this mirror.

It has been three months since the breakup, which has exceeded Yang Haosi's expectations.

According to statistics from Meng Summer and his ex-girlfriend bot, the longest time they haven't gotten back together is a month. Fans are curious, and asked Meng Xiaer during the live broadcast: "Brother Xia Zi, has your ex-girlfriend come back yet?"

Meng Xiaer said: "You've already talked about your ex-girlfriend and you're still asking him if he's coming back? You're even asking about a blueberry watermelon hammer after we broke up!"

Although he blocked his ex-boyfriend, Yang Haosi, who was extremely fcous about his ex-boyfriend's live broadcast, was furious: "He mentioned blueberries again!" After a while, he asked the two friends weakly, "Does this dead man really want me? Why doesn't he come? Private message me on Weibo? My Weibo didn't block him..."

First I was angry, then sad, and then I thought every day that my ex-boyfriend was seriously ignoring me, angry, and then sad...

After going through several cycles like this, Yang Haosi was not finished yet. He thought, although the mirror is broken into pieces, as long as you are patient, we can still put it together as a puzzle. Why don't you just don't want it?

Xiao Yang's mind was spinning and turning, so that in the fifth month, he was still struggling: "Why did I want to eat blueberries that day?"

After hearing this, Wei Shenmo bought him a basket of berries to desensitize him to blueberries.

Strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, kiwiberries, whatever he wants to eat, sun-dried, squeezed into juice, shredded...

Yang Haosi received it, and was depressed while listening to "I Miss Him": "There are so many berries, but berries have love..."

Tao Feiyu punched him and cried: "Don't play with me here, eat it quickly, if you don't eat it, I'll take it away for my sister.

If you mention your ex-boyfriend again in the future, I will hit you every time I hear it. "

This fist is a life-correcting punch. After five months, Yang Haosi realized that he had to continue living after breaking up. Love is precious and not expensive. Who cares whether you break up or not, you still have to work and eat.

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