Ex Resurrection Guide

In the first month of the breakup, Meng Xia'er: Fuck, it's so cool!

Is this the life of a single man?

No one comes back from dancing until the early hours of the morning to quarrel, no one wakes you up for breakfast, no one kicks you out of bed after grabbing the quilt in the middle of the night...

The time of celibacy in the past was so precious, now that I have it again, Meng Xia cherishes it in every possible way, and invites a large group of friends to dinner.

The glass table in the private room, big fish and big meat, smoky, and a bottle of Yanjing Beer in hand.

His anchor friends applauded and recommended his best friend, a living area anchor—Flying Fish to deliver an opening speech.

Flying Fish held the tall glass and waited for the beer to evaporate before raising it: "What's the noise, that's all.

The reason why we all gather here today is to celebrate the breakup of our good friend Meng Xiaer since childhood! "

Mi Li also stood up and clinked glasses: "So today, I want to respect our good brother, thank him, and share with us his tragic life after breaking up. I also wish him from the bottom of my heart. Bright, fragrant!"

In the crowd full of guests, Meng Xia'er expressed her hatred to the fullest, and waved her hand: "Drink what the hell Yanjing, give me Erguotou!"

Yang Haosi hadn't appeared in front of him for two months, and Meng Xiaer was trembling under the quilt holding the sesame sauce, laughing.

This time it's completely clean, perfect!Being gay affects his career in the rivers and lakes!Let’s add back all the Wechat accounts of friends of the opposite sex that were deleted in the past!He went to find a girlfriend, and he would bring it to the screen in the future, and he no longer had to hide it.

Who is Meng Summer?A first-line game anchor on a certain platform is famous for his bad mouth and extremely dirty words. He has swearing and famous sentences in the anchor section all the year round. The mantra is a series of prohibited words such as "I fuck you."

He also dropped out of school and was exposed to webcasting very early, and sometimes he knew that swearing was wrong, but he was addicted, and he would not fit in this circle if he didn't say swearing.

Yang Haosi didn't like him swearing, so he asked him to change it, and it became swearing, which was too lacking in quality.

Meng Xiaer dismissed it, he thought, both of them are junior high school dropouts, half-literate, who is nobler than the other?He also said he was incompetent.

But he couldn't help the other party to use that trick, threatening his sex life.

Damn, actually using my magic against me?Meng Xiaer sneered and gave in.

There is no way, "sex" is a Shangfang sword hanging over the heads of the two of them. It cuts the faint king at the top, and cuts the courtiers at the bottom. How to use it and how to make it work, they both have a common hobby.

How easy is it to change the habit of swearing, Meng Xiaer couldn't hold it back, there were always people getting angry at live games, and holding back the swearing was even more uncomfortable than not letting ejaculate.

Yang Haosi asked him to replace the swear words with other things.

"You really want to say, can you replace it with radish, potato and red bean paste, okay husband?" The little thing has a way when he acts like a baby, and his battery catches fire, "If you don't say a word, I will love you more, and it's better if you don't swear. Cool!"

Meng Xiaer swallowed, he never called Yang Haosi "wife", because it was called a woman, he felt awkward and awkward, but when Yang Haosi sweetly called him "husband", he was fine.

There is no way, during the live broadcast, "I fuck your horse's blood batch" was swallowed by the mouth, and it was replaced by "I treat your grandma to drink concentrated wolfberry juice". It is a live broadcast room for the pacesetter of spiritual civilization.

As soon as the swearing was less, Meng Xiaer saw that the girl couldn't speak, and it became obvious that she was shy, and she got so angry that she said, "I invite you to drink KFC breakfast soy milk, can you have fun?"

In addition, he was handsome, and he was unruly in the past. After he got together with Yang Haosi, the make-up artist boyfriend paid attention to him, and the number of female fans in this live broadcast room rose like a rocket.

In the past, he was a first-line anchor, and those who won female fans won the world, but now he is directly the top anchor of the platform.

Feiyu said that you made a lot of money, you just changed your number after making a girlfriend, and you become more and more handsome, please give me the contact information of your younger siblings, and give me a transformation, I also want to gain female fans.

How could Meng Xiaer give it? It was rumored in the circle that he was jealous and would protect his girlfriend so that no one would contact him. In fact, it was only because this "girlfriend" was a man.

Only Mi Li knows, because she is the female anchor who first introduced Yang to Meng, and she is a mutual friend of the two.

Mi Li helped him hide it, saying that he understood that he still didn't want to come out.

Originally, such a big anchor is actually gay, how embarrassing to say it?How those male fans scolded, Meng Xiaer could think of it with his heels, it would not be much cleaner than his old catchphrase.

In the final analysis, he still wants to save face, and feels that being gay is shameful and abnormal.

It's normal to break up, but Meng Xiaer has been happy for three months, and suddenly wants to be forced.

It's all Yang Haosi's fault, if he rents such a big house, and it's half a year away, he feels lonely even if he lives alone with a dog.

What's more, this little Pomeranian looks so much like Yang Haosi himself. Meng Xiaer thinks of him every time she sees sesame sauce, and for this reason, she intentionally pissed off the puppy and scolded it: "Little thing, I'll throw it away for you one day, and I don't want you! Keep it!" Worry about it!"

When Ma Jiang heard this, tears came to her eyes, her ears drooped, and she curled up in the nest and hummed. She was a puppy at first, but she shrank into a small ball.

In the fifth month of the breakup, Meng Xiaer no longer felt that single time was precious, and was just living a normal life, but suddenly Jay Chou cried.

The newly bought tissue paper hadn't been unpacked yet, and sesame sauce ran to his feet with a handful of paper bigger than its body in its mouth, wagging its tail quickly, and biting his trouser leg.

Meng Xia'er picked up the puppy and held it in her arms: "A blueberry chocolate egg tart crust, I really miss your mother."

Although he hated it to death, he renewed the lease for such a big house.