Bear kids have to be abused

?I don't know how other people feel. Anyway, I really don't like children, especially bears.

However, being dragged out of bed by my elder sister on the big weekend and forced to show her affection, and then had to take care of her child, I was naturally furious.Naihe elder sister really saw me through, she kept pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-laid out what she wanted to say, then took her brother-in-law and slipped away faster than a rabbit, without giving me a chance to say no at all!

So, now this kid standing in the porch with his head up, staring at me with big eyes, is my motivator for the next week?

Really!You might as well kill me!

I yawned and ordered to the kid who was less than one meter tall: "You, close the door, and then go to the living room to watch TV, will the TV be on?"

The little guy is still very good. He nodded and put on the heavy safety door as hard as he could, then sat on the sofa and pressed the remote control to turn on the TV and tune it to the animation channel. His short legs were hanging on the edge of the sofa to watch It looks very cute.

Seeing how the child knows current affairs, I nodded in satisfaction, then yawned loudly, and looked at the sun outside, well, it's still early, and I can sleep again.

"What are you going to do?" The little ghost behind the back asked as a matter of course, as if he had the right to control me.

I turned my head and squinted at him, "First of all, I am your uncle and your elder. It is best to use the title of uncle when you talk to me, and please use your respectful titles as well. This is the right way. The tone of the elders! Can you understand what I said?" At the end of the sentence, my eyes were a little threatening. I didn't intend to scare him, but I knew that this child was very naughty. If I didn't use my aura to suppress him first He, I'm afraid I won't have a good life this week.

The little ghost seemed to be startled by me, his eyes turned red in an instant, he pulled the hem of his clothes and dared not make a sound, looking very pitiful.

But I know that all this is just an illusion. I have seen the child lose his temper. My sister, brother-in-law and my parents surrounded him like an emperor.

And him!This poor little guy with his mouth pursed and tears rolling in his eyes, who dare not fall if he wants to fall, but at home he yells and even rolls around on the ground to play tricks The guy, I looked at his slightly raised little head, and felt a bear on his left cheek, a bear on his right cheek, and a bear on his forehead!

I was in a boarding high school, and I seldom go home. Even though I am on summer vacation now, I still live in the school district house that my parents have allocated in my name in the early years. The main reason is due to this bear child. I haven't had a good life. I can forgive him for crying and fussing when he was a baby, but when this kid started to learn to walk, for some reason, he loves to cling to me. As long as I go home, I will hold on to me, and no one will discipline him. No, I couldn't study at home at all, and after entering high school, the school was far away from home, so I simply moved out.

Next year is the third year of high school, so I have to play enough in the last summer vacation.I played games until dawn last night, and now I'm so sleepy that I can't open my eyelids like cramp.

"Sit and watch TV obediently, don't go out, do you understand?"

"Okay!" The little ghost nodded desperately, he looked terrified, and also, I was the only one in the family who was honest with him, and sometimes he didn't even dare to speak loudly in front of me.

I couldn't help but calm down and said, "Uncle, go to sleep first, and when he wakes up, he will take you out to eat delicious food, okay?"

Although it seemed to ask for his opinion, I actually got up and planned to go back to the room.

"I...I want to pee!"

"Tsk, turn right in the bathroom and living room." It was really troublesome, I turned my head and pouted angrily.

"I won't take off my pants."

"... How old are you? You can't even take off your pants?" I realized the implication of the other party's words before I spoke, and I pointed to my chin with a disbelief on my face, "You want me to take off your pants? !"

The little guy was not shy at all, he nodded heavily, then thought for a while, and answered my question just now, "I'm almost five years old this year."

"..." Five years old!Five years old, you can't fucking take off your pants?Lao Tzu is only three times as big as you. I can not only take it off but also put it on!

In order to get back to my comfortable bed as soon as possible, I grabbed the kid by the collar and dragged him to the toilet.I found him a little stool, opened the toilet seat, pulled off his shorts, looked at the bean-sprout-like little brat, and clicked, "Pee!"

"Wow!" The kid suddenly cried, probably because he was holding back so much that he urinated while crying.

The ear-piercing magic sound stunned me all at once. Seeing that he didn't come down after urinating, I kept crying in that position. I couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him on the head, "What the hell are you doing!?"

He looked up at me, looked hopeless, sniffled and said, "Pull up your pants!"

Angrily, I pulled up his pants for him. Seeing that he was still out of breath from crying, I kicked his ass, "Shut up! Why are you crying! If you cry again, I will beat you!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on?

"..."

"Woooooo!"

"You usually go to the bathroom, haven't your parents seen you? Haven't your grandparents seen you? You can't even take off your pants. Didn't the kindergarten teacher take them off for you?" I still held his back by the collar, Throwing him on the sofa in the living room, there was a mentally handicapped cartoon on the TV, and it mixed with the sound of the kid twitching and chatting, which made my brain hurt.

"That's different!" the kid shouted loudly.

"What's the difference! I'm your uncle!" I turned back with a louder voice, and the kid was so shocked that he covered his ears, but he forgot to cry for a moment. He looked at me blankly and said, "It's different, I ... Mom said, if a girl sees my younger brother and wants to marry her, woo woo woo, I don't want to marry you, woo woo woo."

"..." For the first time, I knew what it was like to have a face sinking like water in a novel. I stretched out my hand to hold his head, turned to my direction, leaned over and asked with a smile, "What did you mean just now, me! girl?"

The little ghost nodded without hesitation, and the smile on my face became brighter, "There is a nursery rhyme that goes like this. Mom's father is grandpa's song. Have you ever learned it?"

The little ghost seemed to be frightened by my smile, and his small body trembled slightly, but he was still sensible. Before I ordered, he sang tremblingly, "Mom...'s mother is, it's grandma, mother...'s... Sisters are aunts, mother...'s brothers are yes, yes..."

"What is it?"

"It's uncle." The kid finally finished his stuttering, and I patted his little head in satisfaction.

Standing up and sighing, just about to say "good boy", the little ghost seemed to see through something from behind, full of complacency, "But you are prettier than mom, you must be a girl."

"..."

"Ah!? Why hit me! Ah! No, don't hit me! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"