?I opened my eyes, and the room was dark. The phone on the bedside table kept ringing. Come in, forming a dimly lit space.It should be late now, but I don't know if it is morning or afternoon.

The ringing of the phone stopped for a while, and then continued to ring endlessly. I turned over and lay on my back looking at the ceiling above my head, not wanting to move at all.

The door of the room creaked, and I squinted to see a monster with a big square head and a small body appeared at the head of the bed. It took me a while to realize that this kid with a square plastic stool on his head was my nephew. .

As for the kid's name, who the hell has the time to care so much!I just wanted to slap this kid with a plastic stool against the throw!

The kid tiptoed to the bedside table, grabbed the phone that was ringing non-stop, and was about to leave when he suddenly remembered and turned to look at me.

He didn't seem to expect that I was awake, and when he saw me staring at him indifferently with open eyes, he was really startled, and his small body almost jumped up.It's just that this little guy didn't know if he had taken the wrong medicine, and suddenly he was not afraid of me at this moment, he grinned at me, turned around and ran out.

The ringing of the phone outside had stopped, and the voice of the kid started talking.

"Hey, who are you looking for?"

"It's not convenient for him to answer the phone. If you have anything to tell Tongtong, Tongtong will tell him later."

"Well, you're welcome, Dad said it should be done!"

"Huh? My father? My father is Han Lei."

"Damn it!?" I knew this brat wouldn't be so kind, so I threw off the quilt and rushed out angrily, "Little brat! Give me the phone!"

"Ah!? Oops! Daddy is here, and Daddy didn't let Tongtong say it, woohooo, baby is so scared, brother, hurry up and save baby!" After the phone call, I chased him around the living room.

I can't tell, this little ghost has such short legs, and he runs pretty fast, but I am 1.8 meters tall, and I can take three or four steps in one step, so he can't get rid of it no matter what.Seeing that I was chasing closely, and his face was still stiff, he finally got a little scared, and threw everything he could grab at me, bluffing: "You, you stop chasing, I am not afraid of you!"

I dodged one by one nimbly, he threw away all the things at hand, and was anxious, suddenly remembered the plastic stool covering his head, his eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth opened, he stretched out his hand and threw it over, how could I Maybe it was thrown, and he dodged it nimbly.

Then there was the cell phone he had been holding for a long time, this guy was very sinister, he threw it directly at his face, just trying to hit me, this brat is still a little tender, I turned my head and dodged it

……

I looked at the broken mobile phone on the ground, and my brain went blank for a moment. The kid shouted: "There is an opportunity! Hey! Take a stick from my grandson!" He held up the long pillow on the sofa and hit me. come over.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw this kid's face was full of triumph, and the corners of his eyes and brows were filled with the joy of victory. I shook my head in silence, and mourned for him for a moment, then reached out and clasped his wrist with a little force. The pillow fell off before it hit me.

Before he could cry out the pain, I lifted him up. I stepped on the coffee table, flipped his small body over my knees, took off his pants, and started beating him hard!

The little ghost was beaten up and cried, saying things like "my mother didn't dare to beat me", I sneered and beat me harder.

"Didn't your mother tell you that you have to be a man with your tail between your legs?" The old lady knew my temper and dared to hand this kid into my hands. I believe she also knew the consequences!

"...How do you know? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"You still call yourself a baby! You big-headed ghost, baby! Is it disgusting! Let me tell you, within a week, you will do whatever I say! Do not do what I did not say, and do what I say! Otherwise, your ass will be lost Do you understand?! Alright! Shut up now!" Seeing that half of his buttocks were already red from my spanking, I reckoned that this kind of punishment should be almost unforgettable for him, so I stopped.

"...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" It's just that the kid is not one to give in easily, he twisted his body to protest, but he didn't dare to howl loudly.

I frowned, this brat was spoiled at home, if I don't let him bow his head once, I'm afraid he won't be obedient.

Just as I sat down and planned to make a rule for this kid, I heard the doorbell rang at the entrance. When I was distracted, the kid broke away. He suddenly opened the door howling and rushed, as if he had hoped to turn defeat into victory. go out.

"Ouch!" The boy exclaimed, followed by the sound of being knocked down. I paced over with a sullen face, with my hands in my pockets, because I just got up from the bed, and I only had a set of home clothes with a wide collar, and my hair was too. It's a little messy and pasted on my face. Seeing outsiders like this, naturally, my mood won't be much better.

"What are you doing here?" Looking at the two people who fell into a ball, I was filled with impatience, one bear and the other weak, both are the type I hate.

"...I, I'll come and see you." The soft-spoken girl was even more bold and forthright than him.

I grabbed the kid by the collar and pulled him back, "Then since you've read it, go back. It's summer vacation now, the squad leader can't care about me, right?"

"I"

Yes!I am the most impatient to greet this kind of person!

"Brother, save me! He's going to murder my husband!" The little ghost was lifted up in the air by me, and the swaying of his short legs almost made me laugh, provided that he didn't say that sentence!

"..." I looked at the kid blankly.

The other side was silent for a long time and suddenly there was a gasp, and I immediately raised my head and sprayed, "Are you a fucking idiot? Do you believe this?!"

"I I I I..."

"What me! What the hell are you thinking in your fucking mind!" I stared at him with a threatening face.

This guy doesn't need to speak, I know that he has no good intentions in his mind, maybe he thinks of me. I experienced this kind of thing a lot when I was a child. Every time I played that mentally handicapped marriage game, a group of boys and girls competed Marry me as a wife, and then I beat them all to the ground, and then they stopped. From then on, they detoured when they saw me.

I thought I had grown more than 20 centimeters in a year, and no one dared to laugh at my face anymore. I didn't expect that we would meet each other today!

The little ghost struggled endlessly in my hand, I was afraid that he would run away, so I picked him up and held him in my arms.

He struggled to grab and bite the clothes on my chest until it was covered with saliva, and he was so disgustingly disgusting that he still didn't give up and called for help to the monitor, but the monitor had been staring at me straight from now on, without any help. Can give him any response.

"Pfft!" The kid and I stopped at the same time and turned to look at the person who made the strange sound.

I saw that young man covering his face, his whole face was flushed with shame, and a glaring red was slowly flowing out from the crevices of his slender fingers. I was startled, there is nothing wrong with this guy, right?

"No, I'm fine. It's just that I've been getting angry recently." The squad leader lowered his head while covering his nose, and added in a low voice: "You...your clothes"

It’s okay if he doesn’t mention the clothes, but when he mentions it, I feel uncomfortable wearing house clothes and being seen by outsiders, but the other party is dressed as formally as if he is going to attend the opening ceremony and give a speech on stage. I can’t help but mutter in my heart, obviously I live upstairs and downstairs Lou, is it necessary to dress so handsomely?What do you mean by being so flirtatious? !Show off in front of me?

He looked up at me and saw that I was looking at him. His face was a little redder than before. He turned around and wanted to run away. Thought it was me?

If this guy spreads rumors in the class group, and he acts disgustingly like a gentleman all day long, and the majority of people believe him, then I can't argue with it?

Thinking of this, I acted resolutely, before the squad leader had gone far, I took two steps, grabbed his collar and dragged him into the room.

The door was kicked shut by me. I held one in each hand and threw them on the sofa. Two trembling little white rabbits: "You! Go to the bathroom and wash your face, and wash off the dirt on your face!"

"Ah? Yes!"

"And you! Brat! Sit down and don't move, don't pretend to howl, I know whether it hurts or not, if you really want your butt to bloom, go on!"

"Hmph!" The little devil's tears flowed out quickly, and now he looked at me proudly with his neck raised.

I suddenly laughed, such a stupid brat, he was beaten twice in less than half a day, and he didn't know how to restrain himself at all, he is really... so cheap and ugly.

Probably the little ghost had never seen me smiling like a flower, but he seemed a little dumbfounded, and opened his mouth and said, "It's so beautiful!"

I glared at him, and slapped him hard on the head.

Seeing the kid shrinking his neck and covering the top of his head with his hands, I smiled with satisfaction and said, "Only by being 100% obedient can I avoid being beaten. Remember that running away is useless. Here, in this city, a good day There are a hundred ways for you to escape, you know? Obediently, after this week..."

"Who is Liang Chen? You are Lei Lei." The kid tilted his head and blinked at me.

"...you should call me uncle."

"Lei Lei."

"Shut up!" I raised my fist at the kid, and he shrank back immediately in fright.

"Han Lei, don't bully him." The squad leader came out of the toilet, his forehead was slightly wet, his eyes seemed to be stained with water vapor, and he looked at me cautiously.

The little ghost had something to back him up, so he couldn't do it right away. He jumped off the sofa and wanted to run over there, but I stretched out my legs to block it. I folded my arms and sat on the coffee table. .

The squad leader stood behind me, grabbing the hem of his clothes like a little daughter-in-law and said, "Han Lei, you haven't eaten yet, I...I haven't either, or...I invite you..."

When he talked about eating, I realized that I hadn't eaten anything since morning, and my stomach growled in response to the occasion.

It was just a duet, and the kid also stopped now, lying on my lap, looking up at me, like a pug dog begging for food.

I touched my pocket only to remember that my phone had been dropped. I glared at the kid who finally felt guilty, and stretched out my hand in front of the monitor, "Lend me my phone."

"Let me invite you out to eat." The squad leader handed the phone to me while talking, and I rolled my eyes, "I'm too lazy to move."

"Slacker with a shameful face, I agreed to take the baby out to eat!"

"To shut up."

I looked through the monitor's address book and found that the first one on the top was my phone. There was a call 10 minutes ago, and I didn't care and asked casually: "It was you who called just now."

"Well, I, Han Lei, this kid said...you, you are his father..."

"" I looked up at the monitor in disbelief, how could someone be so stupid?

"You fucking can have a baby when you are ten years old?! You, you..." In the middle of cursing, I suddenly got stuck, because I forgot the name of the monitor, not only the monitor, but my own name, the name of my parents and elder sister, I don't remember any other names. I can remember that the person who lives downstairs in front of me is the monitor of my class. I don't even know who my deskmate is.

"My name is Zhong Xia, you really didn't remember it?" Class monitor, ah, no Zhong Xia, what the hell is that called A Midsummer Night's Dream?

"Zhongmeng, ah no, bah! Zhongxia, are you out of your mind? Although this brat looks short, he must be four or five years old! I was only 11 years old five years ago. Come out and have a look!"

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