The male worm wants to be a variety show
Chapter 12 premieres a rational discussion, such males really exist...
Having just finished a secret operation, Martin, the military female who served in the Imperial Sharp Knife Force, let out a tired sigh.The combat uniform was soaked in blood so hard that there was no way to wash it, so he had no choice but to take it off and burn it completely.
Recently, military operations have become more and more frequent, coupled with some other reasons, the military female Martin is far overloaded both physically and mentally.
The team doctor has been persuading him to take a good rest.
He had been holding on until now, but after today's action, he knew that he had stepped on the breaking point.So Martin asked for leave for himself, and went back to the dormitory to relax for a few days.
He clicked on the terminal to search for any new variety shows recently.
This can be regarded as a small hobby of his, but he has never dared to be discovered by his comrades.
Zerg variety shows generally have a large output and low production cost, and the production cycle is also short.In the Zerg society, a large number of variety shows are launched every day, but the homogeneity of the content is serious, the routines are obvious, and the market competition tends to be disorderly.If a variety show can be watched by thousands of worms, it is already considered a success--of course, except for male and female lords and lords participating.
Like watching variety shows, it is always easy to be ridiculed for being naive and low-end.Even if you only watch the programs of the male worm, you may be pointed out by the worm and say that you dare not work hard to pursue the male worm in reality, so you have to cheer yourself up on the Internet.
So what, Martin just doesn't want to touch males in reality.Wouldn't it be nice to spend time, energy and money just to lick the beauty of male insects on the show?
Today, he searched around the Internet, and happened to see the newly returned His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's short comprehensive called "One Day Dream".The production team is actually poor and unknown, and they are also very naive. They don't even know how to publicize such a super selling point as the joining of Mr. Male Chong.
Although Martin is in a bad mood today, he is still willing to click on it for Your Excellency the male worm.
——I don't know what kind of style this Mr. Qiao Ruiqing is.If only he was as cute as Lord Hillier.
The title song sounded, it was a gentle and light tune.The color selected by the filter is warmer, and there are arcs of light formed by sunlight in midair.Martin hummed along with the music, feeling somewhat brighter.
I just don't know how many minutes it will take before the figure of Your Excellency the male worm appears.Martin stood up and opened a packet of nutritional supplements for himself to drink, absently thinking about tomorrow's training plan.
When he returned to the screen, he saw a complete male lord appearing in front of him.
complete.You can see clearly from head to toe.The nutrient in Martin's mouth fell to the ground with a "crash", but he didn't care at all.
He stared straight at the figure of the male worm, from a leisurely standing posture to a friendly smiling face.He felt dizzy, as if drowning in the male's dark, deep eyes.
No way... Martin thought, the production team must have made a mistake.How could there be such a male lord who showed his face so quickly!
The show goes on.The male worm began to say the opening speech: "Hello, everyone, I am Qiao Ruiqing. Welcome to the first episode of "One Day Dreamland". The theme of this episode is..."
At some point, Martin was stuck firmly in front of the screen and couldn't move.He was full of unreality in his heart, and he just begged His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing to say one more sentence, one more sentence.
There must not be so many male shots in the back.Martin thought dreamily.
He held his breath watching Qiao Ruiqing strolling through the bustling streets as if he was visiting a garden, occasionally passing the camera with smiling eyes, as if he was looking at him.
Sometimes the male worm will occasionally reach out to adjust the position of the following camera.In the finished film, it looks as if the audience is also being gently patted on the head.
Martin was completely immersed in it, unwilling to let go of any moment.He had a hunch that it would be a miracle for the male lord.
In the show, Qiao Ruiqing wandered to the door of a restaurant. "Next to this is a restaurant for couples. Now I plan to go into the store to find a female insect who was rejected so badly, and help him complete a gorgeous transformation." The male insect approached the camera and said, even the slender eyelashes can be seen clearly.
What?Martin had only just realized what the show was about. "Gorgeous transformation"... It should be the type of vegetarian transformation.
To be honest, the transformation of plain insects is the last thing Martin likes to watch.A large group of females who have never even seen a male are chattering there, holding some nonsense so-called "male favorite templates" to point fingers at other insects.
Most of them get better and worse.
Unexpectedly, today I saw the transformation of the vegetarian insects that His Excellency the male insect personally participated in the battle!This can provide a truly valuable opinion.Martin quickly paused the show, and ran to get a pen and paper.
I don't know which lucky one can get the favor of His Majesty the Male.He was already starting to feel jealous.
Next, Martin watched Qiao Ruiqing walk into the restaurant called "Sweet Dreams", and then approach the selected lucky box.His heart was pounding, and he felt the scream ready to go—
The camera passes through the box door, and the female insect inside is finally exposed in front of the screen.
Martin's half-scream suddenly caught in his throat.
He knew this female worm—it was his idol, belief, and goal of struggle.
Major Patrick, a legend of the Knives.Martin had served as an adjutant under him, and knew what a cold-faced and warm-hearted bug he was.Major Patrick taught him a lot, but unfortunately something bad happened later... Major has been retired for a long time, and Martin has never stepped out.
His excitement was so easy to drop in an instant.Major Patrick shouldn't be put on camera and pointed at, he thought.It's not fair.
Martin couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and wanted to simply turn off the show, but he really couldn't bear to part with the male lord who looked so kind.After struggling for a long time, the major has already spoken to the male worm in the program.
Major Patrick was out of shape and looked a little strange.Martin watched with worry, and silently decided in his heart that if Your Excellency the Male Bug made criticisms or found fault next, he would quit watching.
... definitely will.No matter how gentle Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is, he is still a male at heart.He was under no obligation to know what a fine bug the Major was.
But then he heard Qiao Ruiqing say: "Go and change into clothes you feel comfortable with, and take me out for a day, okay?"
Martin froze again.Did he hear correctly?Is it a date?Is this a date invitation?
He was stunned, his mind went blank, and he stared blankly at the two worms talking on the screen, going out, and changing clothes.He saw Major Patrick put on a solid-color sports suit, and the whole insect came back in a flash.
He heard His Excellency the Male blew a light whistle, and he smiled and praised the major for his hot body and good clothes.
He saw that Patrick's face was flushed, and his hands and feet were so stiff that he didn't know where to put them.
He saw... he saw the major wearing a necklace that the male lord had picked out himself, hanging like a medal on his chest.
Martin has mixed feelings.He was happy for the officer he respected from the bottom of his heart, but he had to admit... a subtle jealousy also arose in his heart.
Make him feel ugly jealousy himself.
Obviously the major didn't do anything, he was just rejected by another male.How can I meet such a good male insect?
Luckily he only saw this through the camera.He can hide his ugliness very well, and he can also quietly put himself into the role of the major in his heart.
No matter what, he couldn't look away at all now, and even adjusted the video to 0.5x speed.
Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is unusually cute.He would listen carefully to Patrick's story about the barracks, and he would also appreciate Patrick's driving skills—the kind of appreciation that really knows how to do it. God knows where the male lord got so much professional knowledge.
Perhaps His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's praise was too sincere, and Martin always felt that his words were very substituting.The exhaustion from training for a while, the fear after the fight, and even the hardship of supporting the team alone after the major left seemed to be smoothed away, and everything became invisible.
Patrick recounts one of his most memorable operations: "Once I led a team on a rescue mission to the Orcs. The mission was a success. We rescued a dozen Imperial citizens from the Orcs' terror base; Towards the end, I spotted an enemy pointing a gun in that direction."
"I shot him on the spot, but later found out that it was just an orc cub who couldn't hold his gun steady—the gun wasn't even on the safety."
Martin also remembered this task.At that time, he threw up several times after he came back-in fact, until now he still can't fully adapt to this feeling, as if he was killing innocent people indiscriminately.Just like today, he was ordered to assassinate a high-level orc official of the enemy country, and the mission was successfully completed, even if the official's parents were old and the child was just able to walk.
Qiao Ruiqing seems to be responding to Patrick's words: "Maybe it's wrong, but it's not you who should be sorry for this. Let yourself go."
Martin smiled along with Patrick on the screen, but his vision began to blur.
It must be difficult for other races to imagine how powerful the male's affirmation is to the female.
Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is the most perfect hero for a military female.There is nothing more romantic than "I understand your glory and your sorrow".
In the program, the major picked up the bow and arrow to hunt again, and his movements were still fast, precise and ruthless. Shooting a rabbit is also like art.It seemed to be that high-spirited young officer again.
Martin gaped.Finally, he heard Qiao Ruiqing say: "Be kind to yourself, you are excellent." His vision was blurred to the point where he could not see clearly, and he only felt that the male's voice seemed to be right next to his ears.
The sunlight scattered through the leaves, gathering around Qiao Ruiqing's body like a halo.
The ending song plays.Only then did Martin realize that tears were streaming down his face, and finally he couldn't help but groaned.Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is a miracle - it doesn't even have anything to do with his male status.He is just so nice.
There is a storm brewing on StarNet today.
The first thing that went out of the circle was a screenshot of his face, which was taken by Patrick, who returned from hunting when Qiao Ruiqing was lying under a tree.Originally, Qiao Ruiqing had a good foundation, but after the editor's skillful adjustment, the light and shadow are as beautiful as a painting.Qiao Ruiqing taking a nap in the painting is like the little prince in a fairy tale.
For a while, this picture became the social media avatar of many female insects.
I heard that there are males who can lick their faces in the new drama, and the females are moved by the news, driving the ratings to an extremely exaggerated figure.After a while, after everyone basically read it, the direction of comments changed again.
[Hi everyone, I'm crying so much that I can't type clearly.Is there anyone who hasn't seen His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's first show?Give me all to go and see, the title is "One Day Dream", if you don't watch it, you will regret it. 】
[I originally clicked in to lick my face, but after watching it, I cried into a mangy dog.Rational discussion, do such males really exist, woo woo woo. 】
[Thank you, Your Excellency... Really thank you.If I hadn't discovered this complex at this juncture, I might not be able to hold on anymore. 】
[@神仙刀刀手把, you have won.Wang Zha is real Wang Zha... let alone I went to the second brush. 】
[Army females can finally have a name on the male side, woo woo woo.Does anyone know who that lucky Patrick is? 】
The topic of high-rise buildings was built one after another, and the fan group belonging to Qiao Ruiqing was also quickly established.Sweet Dreams Restaurant and Jinghu Jungle were picked up almost immediately, and became very popular places for online celebrities to check in.The females searched everywhere for Qiao Ruiqing's public social account, but couldn't find it. The more they searched, the more unwilling they were, and an Internet carnival started.
In this carnival, there is an inconspicuous little tag that is submerged in various topics——#未光先生回来#.This was initiated by a female insect figure who knew Qiao Ruiqing on the barren star for fun. At this time, no one knew how brilliant this topic would be in the future.
Recently, military operations have become more and more frequent, coupled with some other reasons, the military female Martin is far overloaded both physically and mentally.
The team doctor has been persuading him to take a good rest.
He had been holding on until now, but after today's action, he knew that he had stepped on the breaking point.So Martin asked for leave for himself, and went back to the dormitory to relax for a few days.
He clicked on the terminal to search for any new variety shows recently.
This can be regarded as a small hobby of his, but he has never dared to be discovered by his comrades.
Zerg variety shows generally have a large output and low production cost, and the production cycle is also short.In the Zerg society, a large number of variety shows are launched every day, but the homogeneity of the content is serious, the routines are obvious, and the market competition tends to be disorderly.If a variety show can be watched by thousands of worms, it is already considered a success--of course, except for male and female lords and lords participating.
Like watching variety shows, it is always easy to be ridiculed for being naive and low-end.Even if you only watch the programs of the male worm, you may be pointed out by the worm and say that you dare not work hard to pursue the male worm in reality, so you have to cheer yourself up on the Internet.
So what, Martin just doesn't want to touch males in reality.Wouldn't it be nice to spend time, energy and money just to lick the beauty of male insects on the show?
Today, he searched around the Internet, and happened to see the newly returned His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's short comprehensive called "One Day Dream".The production team is actually poor and unknown, and they are also very naive. They don't even know how to publicize such a super selling point as the joining of Mr. Male Chong.
Although Martin is in a bad mood today, he is still willing to click on it for Your Excellency the male worm.
——I don't know what kind of style this Mr. Qiao Ruiqing is.If only he was as cute as Lord Hillier.
The title song sounded, it was a gentle and light tune.The color selected by the filter is warmer, and there are arcs of light formed by sunlight in midair.Martin hummed along with the music, feeling somewhat brighter.
I just don't know how many minutes it will take before the figure of Your Excellency the male worm appears.Martin stood up and opened a packet of nutritional supplements for himself to drink, absently thinking about tomorrow's training plan.
When he returned to the screen, he saw a complete male lord appearing in front of him.
complete.You can see clearly from head to toe.The nutrient in Martin's mouth fell to the ground with a "crash", but he didn't care at all.
He stared straight at the figure of the male worm, from a leisurely standing posture to a friendly smiling face.He felt dizzy, as if drowning in the male's dark, deep eyes.
No way... Martin thought, the production team must have made a mistake.How could there be such a male lord who showed his face so quickly!
The show goes on.The male worm began to say the opening speech: "Hello, everyone, I am Qiao Ruiqing. Welcome to the first episode of "One Day Dreamland". The theme of this episode is..."
At some point, Martin was stuck firmly in front of the screen and couldn't move.He was full of unreality in his heart, and he just begged His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing to say one more sentence, one more sentence.
There must not be so many male shots in the back.Martin thought dreamily.
He held his breath watching Qiao Ruiqing strolling through the bustling streets as if he was visiting a garden, occasionally passing the camera with smiling eyes, as if he was looking at him.
Sometimes the male worm will occasionally reach out to adjust the position of the following camera.In the finished film, it looks as if the audience is also being gently patted on the head.
Martin was completely immersed in it, unwilling to let go of any moment.He had a hunch that it would be a miracle for the male lord.
In the show, Qiao Ruiqing wandered to the door of a restaurant. "Next to this is a restaurant for couples. Now I plan to go into the store to find a female insect who was rejected so badly, and help him complete a gorgeous transformation." The male insect approached the camera and said, even the slender eyelashes can be seen clearly.
What?Martin had only just realized what the show was about. "Gorgeous transformation"... It should be the type of vegetarian transformation.
To be honest, the transformation of plain insects is the last thing Martin likes to watch.A large group of females who have never even seen a male are chattering there, holding some nonsense so-called "male favorite templates" to point fingers at other insects.
Most of them get better and worse.
Unexpectedly, today I saw the transformation of the vegetarian insects that His Excellency the male insect personally participated in the battle!This can provide a truly valuable opinion.Martin quickly paused the show, and ran to get a pen and paper.
I don't know which lucky one can get the favor of His Majesty the Male.He was already starting to feel jealous.
Next, Martin watched Qiao Ruiqing walk into the restaurant called "Sweet Dreams", and then approach the selected lucky box.His heart was pounding, and he felt the scream ready to go—
The camera passes through the box door, and the female insect inside is finally exposed in front of the screen.
Martin's half-scream suddenly caught in his throat.
He knew this female worm—it was his idol, belief, and goal of struggle.
Major Patrick, a legend of the Knives.Martin had served as an adjutant under him, and knew what a cold-faced and warm-hearted bug he was.Major Patrick taught him a lot, but unfortunately something bad happened later... Major has been retired for a long time, and Martin has never stepped out.
His excitement was so easy to drop in an instant.Major Patrick shouldn't be put on camera and pointed at, he thought.It's not fair.
Martin couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and wanted to simply turn off the show, but he really couldn't bear to part with the male lord who looked so kind.After struggling for a long time, the major has already spoken to the male worm in the program.
Major Patrick was out of shape and looked a little strange.Martin watched with worry, and silently decided in his heart that if Your Excellency the Male Bug made criticisms or found fault next, he would quit watching.
... definitely will.No matter how gentle Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is, he is still a male at heart.He was under no obligation to know what a fine bug the Major was.
But then he heard Qiao Ruiqing say: "Go and change into clothes you feel comfortable with, and take me out for a day, okay?"
Martin froze again.Did he hear correctly?Is it a date?Is this a date invitation?
He was stunned, his mind went blank, and he stared blankly at the two worms talking on the screen, going out, and changing clothes.He saw Major Patrick put on a solid-color sports suit, and the whole insect came back in a flash.
He heard His Excellency the Male blew a light whistle, and he smiled and praised the major for his hot body and good clothes.
He saw that Patrick's face was flushed, and his hands and feet were so stiff that he didn't know where to put them.
He saw... he saw the major wearing a necklace that the male lord had picked out himself, hanging like a medal on his chest.
Martin has mixed feelings.He was happy for the officer he respected from the bottom of his heart, but he had to admit... a subtle jealousy also arose in his heart.
Make him feel ugly jealousy himself.
Obviously the major didn't do anything, he was just rejected by another male.How can I meet such a good male insect?
Luckily he only saw this through the camera.He can hide his ugliness very well, and he can also quietly put himself into the role of the major in his heart.
No matter what, he couldn't look away at all now, and even adjusted the video to 0.5x speed.
Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is unusually cute.He would listen carefully to Patrick's story about the barracks, and he would also appreciate Patrick's driving skills—the kind of appreciation that really knows how to do it. God knows where the male lord got so much professional knowledge.
Perhaps His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's praise was too sincere, and Martin always felt that his words were very substituting.The exhaustion from training for a while, the fear after the fight, and even the hardship of supporting the team alone after the major left seemed to be smoothed away, and everything became invisible.
Patrick recounts one of his most memorable operations: "Once I led a team on a rescue mission to the Orcs. The mission was a success. We rescued a dozen Imperial citizens from the Orcs' terror base; Towards the end, I spotted an enemy pointing a gun in that direction."
"I shot him on the spot, but later found out that it was just an orc cub who couldn't hold his gun steady—the gun wasn't even on the safety."
Martin also remembered this task.At that time, he threw up several times after he came back-in fact, until now he still can't fully adapt to this feeling, as if he was killing innocent people indiscriminately.Just like today, he was ordered to assassinate a high-level orc official of the enemy country, and the mission was successfully completed, even if the official's parents were old and the child was just able to walk.
Qiao Ruiqing seems to be responding to Patrick's words: "Maybe it's wrong, but it's not you who should be sorry for this. Let yourself go."
Martin smiled along with Patrick on the screen, but his vision began to blur.
It must be difficult for other races to imagine how powerful the male's affirmation is to the female.
Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is the most perfect hero for a military female.There is nothing more romantic than "I understand your glory and your sorrow".
In the program, the major picked up the bow and arrow to hunt again, and his movements were still fast, precise and ruthless. Shooting a rabbit is also like art.It seemed to be that high-spirited young officer again.
Martin gaped.Finally, he heard Qiao Ruiqing say: "Be kind to yourself, you are excellent." His vision was blurred to the point where he could not see clearly, and he only felt that the male's voice seemed to be right next to his ears.
The sunlight scattered through the leaves, gathering around Qiao Ruiqing's body like a halo.
The ending song plays.Only then did Martin realize that tears were streaming down his face, and finally he couldn't help but groaned.Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing is a miracle - it doesn't even have anything to do with his male status.He is just so nice.
There is a storm brewing on StarNet today.
The first thing that went out of the circle was a screenshot of his face, which was taken by Patrick, who returned from hunting when Qiao Ruiqing was lying under a tree.Originally, Qiao Ruiqing had a good foundation, but after the editor's skillful adjustment, the light and shadow are as beautiful as a painting.Qiao Ruiqing taking a nap in the painting is like the little prince in a fairy tale.
For a while, this picture became the social media avatar of many female insects.
I heard that there are males who can lick their faces in the new drama, and the females are moved by the news, driving the ratings to an extremely exaggerated figure.After a while, after everyone basically read it, the direction of comments changed again.
[Hi everyone, I'm crying so much that I can't type clearly.Is there anyone who hasn't seen His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's first show?Give me all to go and see, the title is "One Day Dream", if you don't watch it, you will regret it. 】
[I originally clicked in to lick my face, but after watching it, I cried into a mangy dog.Rational discussion, do such males really exist, woo woo woo. 】
[Thank you, Your Excellency... Really thank you.If I hadn't discovered this complex at this juncture, I might not be able to hold on anymore. 】
[@神仙刀刀手把, you have won.Wang Zha is real Wang Zha... let alone I went to the second brush. 】
[Army females can finally have a name on the male side, woo woo woo.Does anyone know who that lucky Patrick is? 】
The topic of high-rise buildings was built one after another, and the fan group belonging to Qiao Ruiqing was also quickly established.Sweet Dreams Restaurant and Jinghu Jungle were picked up almost immediately, and became very popular places for online celebrities to check in.The females searched everywhere for Qiao Ruiqing's public social account, but couldn't find it. The more they searched, the more unwilling they were, and an Internet carnival started.
In this carnival, there is an inconspicuous little tag that is submerged in various topics——#未光先生回来#.This was initiated by a female insect figure who knew Qiao Ruiqing on the barren star for fun. At this time, no one knew how brilliant this topic would be in the future.
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