The male worm wants to be a variety show

Patrick has been busy changing jobs lately, and has no idea of ​​the storm on the Internet.

He resigned his original position in a large company and went to find a job as an instructor at the shooting range.

Shooting was both a glory and a pain for him.Before, he always deliberately avoided touching the gun, paralyzed himself, and instead covered the wound until it festered and festered.Fortunately, he had an adventure a few days ago, met Mr. Qiao, and realized that—although he escaped the pain by escaping, it was also equivalent to giving up the chance to heal himself.

Besides, Patrick knew he was born to shoot since he was a little bugger.Even if he can no longer go to the battlefield, shooting fixed targets in the shooting range can be regarded as fulfilling his lifelong wish of entangled with shooting.

Today is the day when he returns to the company to pack up his private belongings.

As keen as Patrick, as soon as he entered the company, he felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere in the office.It's already time to go to work, but the office still doesn't have the tense and efficient atmosphere of the past, instead it's full of whispers.

There are still many probing eyes quietly falling on him.

"Is that him? That Patrick?" the worms asked one by one.

"My God, yes, I see the necklace."

"Why is he..."

Patrick didn't change his face.In fact, he more or less guessed that this would happen—it was nothing more than the start of the program recorded with Mr. Qiao.It doesn't matter whether what comes to him next is questioning, insulting or sympathy, he said he can accept it.

But what he couldn't figure out was that the repercussions generated by this program exceeded his expectations.

As for an ordinary variety show with an Asian female as the main star, there are not many hot spots in the setting, and it stands to reason that it shouldn't have caused such a big discussion.To be honest, even with the participation of Your Excellency, it is impossible for a variety show to achieve this kind of discussion among the whole people.

And Mr. Joe obviously couldn't be a male, Patrick thought firmly.

Is there something wrong with the playback of "One Day Dream"?

Just when Patrick was hesitating, an Asian female behind him pushed open the office door and barged in: "Hey, get out of the way. You runaway dog."

Surprisingly, it was the ya female who had taunted him in Sweet Dream Restaurant on the day of recording the show.

Patrick did know this subfemale—or rather, not very well.The sub-female is named Iller and is Patrick's boss.It's the former boss now.

It turned out that the two worms had no friendship, and only maintained a casual acquaintance.Then out of nowhere, Patrick started getting targeted everywhere.

In fact, he didn't pay much attention to it.After all, they are insects who have seen strong winds and waves.

"What are you yelling about so early in the morning, you guys? Go to work, go to work." Ir knocked Patrick away, yelling louder than anyone else.Today he puffed up his chest and folded his belly, looking very satisfied.

It's a pity that no one paid any attention to him. Instead, they turned to Patrick with excited eyes.

"Is this true? Did you really participate in the recording of "One Day Dream"?" colleagues asked.

Before Patrick could answer, Yile interrupted the topic and said, "It's that poverty alleviation variety show? Just go up and cry about being poor and selling miserably, and you can earn a few more coins. It's quite suitable for Patrick."

It's not that Yi Le usually doesn't show his emotions like this, but today he is too happy to be carried away.

A while ago, his life was very difficult: the business encountered a bottleneck, and the hero also had a feeling of favoring a new love.He is not a gentleman at all.When the scenery is good, you can still rely on deliberate control to pretend to be gentle and jade to win the favor of the hero, but when you are a little bit down, you will immediately reveal your true colors.

He knew what the hero was up to recently.The male lord has recently taken a new fancy to a military female with a high military rank, and she is having a hot fight with that little bitch, almost agreeing to an appointment.

Yile has worked hard to get to where he is today.How can he not hate the position he has obtained through untold hardships and is about to be snatched away by a fool with no brains?

It is absolutely impossible to hate the hero; now that the cheap army female has the back of the hero, it doesn't seem to dare to hate him.Yile seemed angry and timid, and in the end he had no choice but to vent his grievances on the parasites.

Fortunately, he found a perfect object to vent.Of course it was Patrick - she was also a military female, and she was easy to handle, who else could she turn to?

He got great news today.With his unremitting efforts, the hero finally had a change of heart.He even got a jewel from the hero.

The kind of jewelry with the male emblem!Yilu hung the beads on his chest to show off his power, but unfortunately no insects seemed to notice.What a big deal!He gritted his teeth and was about to hint again when he heard a worm say——

"That's the program of His Majesty Qiao Ruiqing!"

There was a "boom" in Yile's head at that time.His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's comeback is huge, who doesn't know?It's just that after his return, he acted very low-key, and rarely heard from him.

If this is true, then he who once swears badly in front of His Majesty the male insect must be finished.If your Excellency is held accountable, the hard-earned property will not be kept, and the hero will definitely abandon him immediately.

No, it won't... Yila tried to steady herself in panic.They are lying!Even if Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing did a variety show, how could he choose such a bad theme?

Fake, fake, fake!He was bound to find something wrong.

Patrick on the other side was actually not much more stable than him.Mr. Joe?Are you kidding, where is there such a male insect.

Seeing that they didn't believe it, the colleague on the other side was also anxious: "Why lie to you! If you don't believe me, just watch the show."

Patrick didn't want to get into trouble, but was surrounded by swarms and was forced to sit on a chair and watch his own show.

The first thing that appeared on the screen was Mr. Qiao's face.Patrick has always wanted to say that it shouldn't be difficult for Mr. Joe to find a hero with such a worm-like appearance, but he didn't know why he had to go to the entertainment industry to suffer.

But if he is Your Excellency Male...

In the screen, Mr. Qiao smiled and began to read the opening speech: "Hello, audience friends..." Patrick has never seen the opening paragraph.

The females began to gasp and whisper.Some worms touch Patrick: "How does it feel to meet the male worm?"

Patrick pursed his lips tightly, and just about to explain that Mr. Joe is an Asian female, he heard a self-introduction on the screen:

"I'm Qiao Ruiqing."

His voice when he read the opening speech was soft and gentle, and his smile was as warm as the wind, all of which were familiar to Patrick.But no worm has the guts to pretend to be the male lord.No worm even dared to have the same name as the male lord.

...So is there really a male lord who has been chatting with Patrick for so long?

Even a dream is ridiculous enough.

The program continued to play, and some insects in the office began to sob loudly again.As the person in charge, Patrick just felt dizzy and couldn't even watch the show.

And Yile, who was on the sidelines, wasn't in such a good mood—or it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that his mentality had collapsed.

The blood on Yile's face faded, and his hands and feet were shaking like chaff.He had indeed dreamed of the worm on the screen in Tiantianqi; when he heard the worm say that his name was "Qiao Ruiqing", he seemed to hear that he was sentenced to death.

Next, he also saw that Patrick obviously got the favor of His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing in the show, and even got a necklace—compared to his small bead, it looked very shabby.

Yile's mind was in a mess, and he didn't know whether he was more regretful or more fearful now.Never should, never should have offended the worst bug.

He stood up abruptly and stumbled out the door.Still no one cared about him, everyone was busy watching the show.

Yile was walking in a daze on the street when he suddenly heard a beeping beep on the terminal.

A message popped up, showing that the sender was "Fairy Scissorhands": "Hi, this is a text message forwarded from Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing. Your Excellency said that the clip mentioning you in the program has been deleted because the victim said I don’t want to pursue it. But he still sent you this message because he believes that good and evil will be rewarded. Good luck, Mr. Yile, and you will be a worm with your tail clamped.”

"No, no, no..." Yile looked crazy, and knelt on the ground and howled.

Naturally, the trend on the Starnet also spread to the barracks; in addition, Arnold was very concerned about Qiao Ruiqing, and knew the news long ago.After training this day, I opened the terminal and searched for Joe's program to watch.

He originally wanted to find a corner where no bugs would bother him to watch variety shows, but unfortunately, Rupert still found out.This worm was like a gummy candy, and it came over excitedly and said, "Arnold boy! I knew you were here. Are you watching Joe's debut?"

Now there are not many bugs in the barracks who call Arnold by his name—comrades call him "squad leader" and "big brother" more often—Rupert happens to be one of them.What happened in the past month or so has been rich enough for A Nuo to classify this annoying bug into the ranks of friends, even if he never said it clearly.

A Nuo didn't bother to care about it, and while waiting for the opening song to pass through the terminal, he devoted himself to sorting out a few satisfactorily written letters and sending them to Qiao Ruiqing.

Rupert on the side took it for granted when he touched a soft nail, and was still chattering in Arnold's ear: "But are you sure you want to watch the whole thing? I'm afraid you'll have a heart attack."

This information dealer always likes to exaggerate when he speaks, but Arnold still doesn't take it to heart.

When seeing Joe's smiling face appear on the screen, Arnold couldn't help but smile along with him, and the fatigue from training was greatly reduced.

Seeing A Nuo's rare and soft expression, Rupert made an exaggerated "tsk tsk" sound: "I guess you don't surf the forums on Starnet very much, you are a training freak. You don't know that this show is very popular on Starnet. many--"

"Of course Joe's show is popular," Arnold responded casually, "is there anything strange about that?"

"Hey," Rupert smiled when he heard this, "Don't you know? It's been rumored on the Internet that your Joe is about to accept female insects—at least it is said that he is a female servant." .”

Arnold didn't hear clearly for a while.He froze and reacted for a while before his brain could fully process the information.

Joe... female servant...?

Arnold was stunned in this room, while Qiao Ruiqing's program played in that room by itself.Watching the smile on his face slowly collapse, like ice shattered.

A Nuo found that he couldn't bear Qiao Ruiqing's gentleness towards other females, which made him suddenly feel that he was not special.Joe even went out to eat barbecue with that army hen!

His secret pact with Joe was suddenly and publicly broken.

Rupert still didn't let him go, and asked him desperately from behind: "You should have recognized your thoughts long ago, monitor, Arnold. I asked you once when I was in the deserted star, and then you told me you Not 'gay' lol - you also warned me not to insult the pure friendship between you two. Now what? Tell me why are you sad now?"

Don't ask, don't ask...!Arnold doesn't know.

Joe was an inseparable part of his being, the worm whose mere thought brought peace.

But why is he full of sharp jealousy now.The spikes poked out from the heart, causing pain and soreness in Arnold's chest.

"Do you like him?" Rupert asked affirmatively.

Arnold suddenly jumped up and threw all the carefully selected letters on the ground, tearing them apart as if venting his anger.He doesn't know, doesn't know, doesn't know!

If this is what I like, it's really sad.