The male worm wants to be a variety show

Recently, there was an explosive news on the star network, which caused the entire Zerg Empire to explode.Officials and folks are discussing this matter in the streets and alleys——

"Have you heard? A male insect appeared on a garbage star in the Zorro galaxy!"

"Who doesn't know about this, I hold the terminal every day and wait for the official update of the male worm information. I don't know what your preference is like..."

"Hey, there is no male worm that would like you. Let's make your eternal dream."

The protagonist of the incident, Qiao Ruiqing, had just arrived at the center after flying for half a month, and was completely unaware of these discussions.

As soon as he got off the spaceship, he was taken aback by the welcome guard of honor.

In fact, there were not many Zergs present: a gracefully dressed male stood in the middle, and several females dressed as attendants bowed their heads respectfully.

But the attendants were all neatly dressed, neatly lined up, and with just the right smiles on their faces—the whole scene looked like a replica of Downton Abbey, which made Qiao Ruiqing, who was used to living in Desolate Star, feel a little uncomfortable.

Not to mention the life of the barren star before.Even on Earth, Qiao Ruiqing has never faced such a scene that exudes the extravagance of capitalism everywhere.

"Welcome home, compatriots living outside. My name is Sigmund. Would you mind telling me your name?" The male bowed gracefully and asked softly.

"Ah... hello, my name is Qiao Ruiqing." Realizing that she couldn't avoid showing timidity no matter what, Qiao Ruiqing only tried her best to maintain basic courtesy.

"Qiao Ruiqing." Sigmund repeated, his pronunciation was very standard, "very special name." He tilted his head slightly, showing a friendly smile: "Please follow me. I will take you through some necessary registrations, Helping you better adapt to life in the Empire."

Talking to an aristocratic worm like Sigmund, Qiao Ruiqing had to become cautious.He raised his heels to step up to Sigmund and walked forward, not forgetting to thank him again and again.

Qiao Ruiqing thought it would be embarrassing to walk with such a worm, but he didn't expect Sigmund to be able to chat unexpectedly, and there was no awkward moment along the way.

After a while they were in a small room.The room is gorgeously decorated, and all kinds of cushions can be seen everywhere in the room - it seems that the owner of the house is a young girl who loves cushions, Qiao Ruiqing thought.

"Just kidding, this is my private reception room." Sigmund said.

... I retract my foreword, sorry sorry.

They both sat down, and Sigmund finally got to the point: "Let me welcome you home again, dear friend. Well, it's a good thing you got back to the center in time. I hear it's a mess outside."

He threw a "you understand" look at Qiao Ruiqing, and continued: "After a while, you will register the terminal and register your identity information - it is a bit too detailed, but there is no way, the most annoying thing about being a male is that you don't have any privacy, just In order to facilitate the pursuit of those stupid females - you will receive the assigned residence and females soon. Don't worry about not being what you like, these will be customized according to your preferences."

After waiting for a long time, the key question finally came.Qiao Ruiqing frowned: "Can I not have females?"

"Huh?" Sigmund raised his eyebrows, "Ha, I can understand your rejection of female insects. Everyone has a little bit of it. But for your own safety, I still suggest that you accept more female insects— —At least collect the minimum number, right? Fifty, it’s not too much. And if you really collect a few and train them well, you will find that they still have some advantages.” He smiled frivolously and waved his hands A pair of silver-haired and different-eyed sub-female was recruited.

Sigmund's attitude towards the females made Qiao Ruiqing feel extremely uncomfortable, but he was still attracted by the pair of females.The appearance of the two sub-female can be regarded as handsome, but their clothes are more striking than their appearance.

Very undignified, to say the least.

Qiao Ruiqing was startled.Fortunately, the next two females didn't do anything too extreme: the red-eyed one knelt down at Sigmund's feet, rubbing his legs docilely; Tea.

Originally, Qiao Ruiqing was very uncomfortable with this kind of behavior.But the second he had the thought of "uncomfortable", the blue-eyed female blinked immediately, and put on a warm and sly smile.

Grass.It's actually one or two points like Arnold.

On the opposite side, Sigmund covered his mouth and smiled lightly: "Hahaha, so you like this type. Do you feel it? Although females are stupid and rude, they are very sensitive to male pheromones, or pheromones. The emotions behind it, it’s so sensitive—it makes them very manipulable ... and so fun.”

While speaking, Sigmund casually pressed the head of the red-eyed female to the ground.The sub-mare skillfully turned her head to lick the shoe of the hero, with an obsessed expression on her face.

Sigmund laughed and turned around and continued talking to Qiao Ruiqing: "What do you think, my friend? I like these two gadgets very much recently."

I want to ask Qiao Ruiqing what he thinks?He feels sick.

It can only be said that different ways do not conspire with each other.Qiao Ruiqing straightened her face and replied seriously: "I really don't want to have females. Do I have any other options?"

The two female insects in the room trembled.Sigmund said disappointedly: "Ah... well, it seems that he is a stubborn child. Or are you a so-called moderate? With all due respect, this is not necessary, and the female will not be grateful to you for it. To Knowing that females don't need respect or affection at all, that all they're looking for in life is mating."

Speaking of this, he wrinkled his nose in disgust: "And I suggest that you should keep in touch with the females to some extent - most of our income still comes from these big guys."

"Some males with insufficient number of females will choose to go on TV shows to maintain their exposure," Sigmund said slowly, "This way can quickly gain a large number of followers, but I don't recommend you to do this—— It’s really a disgraceful thing.”

Qiao Ruiqing couldn't bear to interrupt him: "I think this is very good, Sigmund. Don't persuade me anymore, please give me the registration form, can you let me go home earlier?" Etiquette, open hands, and even brought out a little hooliganism of Garbage Star.

Love whoever you want, Qiao Ruiqing thought desperately, he was about to suffocate.

Qiao Ruiqing began to regret returning to the center so easily.If you choose to escape with Anuo, no matter how embarrassing it is, it is better than this.

Fortunately, Sigmund was very patient with Qiao Ruiqing, and he was not angry when he said this.He just shrugged his shoulders and told the attendants to complete Qiao Ruiqing's identity formalities quickly.

Qiao Ruiqing was angry, and filled in both the basic information and personal preferences in a very perfunctory manner, and the responsible old female was hesitant to speak many times.After filling it all out, the old female asked with a trembling voice, "Excuse me, sir...don't you even want a female slave?"

Qiao Ruiqing was about to lose her temper: "I don't want one! Thank you!" Then he walked away, leaving the female to kowtow on her knees.

Faraway galaxy, boot camp.

Most of the recruits in this wave were recruited from various desolate stars, and their quality varied.The dishes are real dishes, and the ones that can be beaten are also really good.

The most powerful bugs in the whole battalion are concentrated in Class A.

It was dark now.The recruits finally finished their training and went back to the dormitory to rest in twos and threes.Arnold rejected all the invitations from his peers, kicked the sand on the road and returned to the dormitory—it was the legendary Class A dormitory.

In the dormitory, the military females are chatting away.Arnold didn't join in their conversation, but took out a blank letter paper from under the mattress, took a sip of the pen and prepared to start writing.

"Dear Joe." After he finished the beginning, he stared blankly at the blank letter paper with his pen in his hand.Suddenly he was patted on the shoulder by a bug.

A Nuo shuddered, and immediately hid the letter paper under his arm.

There was a sneer behind him, it was Rupert the old acquaintance.Arnold is really tired of being unable to get rid of this golden retriever everywhere.

"Okay, okay, what are you hiding, I don't know what your thoughts are?" Rupert lowered his voice, "Hey, let me show you something. You must be interested."

Arnold was full of displeasure, and angrily snatched the terminal that Rupert secretly handed over, but this sight completely attracted his attention.News headlines read——

"His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's Identity Authentication Announcement"

A Nuo stared at Qiao Ruiqing and couldn't look away.

"Damn!" A Nuo was frightened back to his senses by a scream.It turned out that a sharp-eyed roommate saw the content on the terminal.

"Ah, has the information about Your Excellency Xinxiong Chong come out? So soon? I'll go, and you guys just secretly read it yourself. It's really not interesting..."

The roommates scrambled to open the terminals, discussing and yelling.

Arno felt subtly jealous.Now all worms can see his treasure.

"No, is it delicious?" Rupert whispered, "Brother, let me advise you, Joe is of course very good, but don't forget that he is the male lord. The male lord can never be 'owned' by anyone." , don't be stupid."

Rupert lowered his voice even lower: "Arnold boy, let me ask you, how do you feel about Joe...Your Excellency Qiao Ruiqing?"

Anuo bit his lower lip irritably, but didn't say anything.

Today is a sleepless night for many females.

The official announcement of male worm information is a big event for the empire.Although this Mr. Qiao Ruiqing's information was filled in cold and concise, and he didn't look like a female, but he couldn't stand it and announced that he would join the recording of the entertainment show at the same time!

And Arnold huddled under the blanket, turned the terminal over and over and looked at it countless times.

In the "Favorite Food" column on the form, fill in "Barbecue Medium Rare".A Nuo stared at a line of words and cried and laughed, as if he had a sweet secret agreement with Qiao Ruiqing who was far away in the center.

Joe said he wouldn't change.Arnold thought stubbornly.