The male worm wants to be a variety show

Qiao Ruiqing woke up on the soft brocade bed.

It has to be said that the efficiency of Zerg society is ridiculously high in this kind of thing.Almost as soon as Qiao Ruiqing finished registering yesterday, she immediately found out that she wanted to mention a small castle.

But a luxurious castle is not as comfortable as living in a small dilapidated house on Desolate Star.

Qiao Ruiqing was lying on the bed with all four limbs stretched out, not wanting to move at all.

After yesterday's unpleasant meeting, Qiao Ruiqing's impression of Zerg society has dropped to the bottom.He had only heard about it before, but now that he saw it with his own eyes, he knew that the reality was even more outrageous than the rumors.

Sigmund's arrogant and frivolous attitude, the obedient and even admiring look of the twin female slaves under the hands of the male master...

This is the life the females strive for with all their might.The so-called "male pity".

Qiao Ruiqing thought of Arnold again.

Fortunately, Arnold never showed any enthusiasm for males.If the child he worked so hard to raise was also rushing to beg for insects and humiliation, Qiao Ruiqing would be so angry that he would soar up from the spot.

... I don't know how Arnold is doing now.

With a long sigh, Qiao Ruiqing rolled over and got up, ready to get himself something to eat.The ingredients in the middle are very different from those of Huangxing, which makes Qiao Ruiqing miss Arnold's craftsmanship even more.

Not only eating, but every aspect of life made Qiao Ruiqing feel uncomfortable.Even without Arnold's daily message, I'm not used to it.Qiao Ruiqing thought dumbfoundedly, I really don't know who raised who.

He rubbed his hair and got out of bed to open the window, only to find that there was a letter on the window sill.

Tsk tsk, all wishes come true.Qiao Ruiqing remembered the contact information he just registered yesterday. Did Arnold write to himself as soon as he saw it?

He, Qiao Ruiqing, was in a good mood all of a sudden, and happily went over to pick up the envelope.

Qiao Ruiqing was disappointed as soon as he got it.The letter was sprinkled with perfume and gold leaf, and on the envelope was written "Greetings from Xilier the Male, from His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing".

Could it be that this kind of behavior is a routine operation of male insects?After finally sending away a Sigmund, another Hillier was welcomed.Qiao Ruiqing felt a little PTSD.

Qiao Ruiqing opened the envelope, thankfully there was only a thin sheet of paper inside, and there was probably no long speech that didn't make sense.

Hi new friend:

To meet is to be destined.I heard you choked on Sigmund yesterday?Well done and welcome to the army of rebels lol.I don't know if I have the honor to invite you to my humble house today?One or two small dishes have been prepared, and I hope you will enjoy it.

Ps: I know my envelopes look very "Sigmund".But that's just a template, I hope you won't prejudice me from it.Please please.

yours faithfully hillier

Qiao Ruiqing looked at this strange text message, which was both elegant and vulgar, dumbfounded, and couldn't help feeling a little curious about Mr. Hillier.

The address of the Hillier Mansion was attached to the letter, which happened to be nearby.Qiao Ruiqing decided to meet the worm who called himself a "rebel" for a while, so after breakfast, he tidied up a little and set off by himself.

There was a private worm airship parked outside the door. Its appearance was full of technological sense, and it accurately hit Qiao Ruiqing's little hobby—it was also one of the properties allocated to male worms.Qiao Ruiqing tried it yesterday and found that the driving system is extremely intelligent, a must for a fool.It can be said that a three-year-old bug cub can easily use it, and it can be called the Macintosh in the private bug airship world.

Qiao Ruiqing drove the airship to Hillier's mansion by himself, feeling that his late middle school soul was burning.This was probably his favorite part of the entire Zerg Empire.

After a while he arrived at his destination.This is also a small castle, but it looks more gloomy than Qiao Ruiqing's.

The castle garden uses thorns and black roses as decorations, and there is a faint mist; in the center of the garden stands Hillier's castle, and iron railings can be seen everywhere.

A slender Zerg sat on the edge of the castle terrace.Qiao Ruiqing was far away, and he could only see him sitting relaxed on the balcony railing, his legs dangling in the air.

Qiao Ruiqing was probably sure that he was the male Xilier.

The insect shadow on the railing noticed Qiao Ruiqing's visit and waved exaggeratedly.Suddenly, he jumped down from the high platform——

Then it was firmly caught by a tall female insect that appeared from nowhere on the first floor.

Qiao Ruiqing broke into a cold sweat just now from the fright of this operation, thinking that he was facing some kind of suicide scene.He saw Hillier waved the female away, and shuffled to the castle gate to stand still.It was barely a gesture of welcome.

It is indeed a monster.Qiao Ruiqing controlled the airship to land and approached Hillier's castle.

At this moment, Hillier was leaning against the door boneless, watching Qiao Ruiqing approaching with half-closed eyes, without moving a muscle.When Qiao Ruiqing walked in front of him, he smiled and bowed: "Good day! I'm so glad to see you here. To be honest, most of the males want to stay away from me."

Qiao Ruiqing always felt that Hillier was vaguely familiar.When he heard the worm speak, he suddenly remembered that he had seen this brother before!

I have seen it more than once, on the small TV screen, or in the mouths of customers in the Starless Tavern.

Male worm Hillier, the big star that worms chase after.

Speaking of which, Qiao Ruiqing's tavern opened for the last time and his show was played - that is, the man who didn't show his whole face and was crazy about drinking for a long time.

Qiao Ruiqing thought of his career as a shopkeeper again, and was a little lost for a while.

Hillier's voice suddenly came from next to his ear: "Oh, it's impolite to wander off when we meet for the first time." Qiao Ruiqing suddenly came back to his senses, so embarrassed that he couldn't add more, and apologized repeatedly.

Hillier shrugged his shoulders, but the smile on his face remained unchanged: "It's okay, I'm used to it. The first reaction of all the worms when they saw me was 'Look, this is the shameless male actor'—that Anyway, I'm pretty proud."

This is a bit beyond Qiao Ruiqing's cognition.In his impression, Hillier is as hot as a top idol, even if he is not good at all, there are little fans who rush to fight for him.Literally "fight".

"How come, you are very attractive." Qiao Ruiqing said.This is the truth.

The two worms chatted smoothly afterwards, and it could even be said to be a bit speculative.

While chatting, the topic came back to Qiao Ruiqing.Hillier said: "Your glorious deeds spread in the circle yesterday. The males all sighed there, saying that some fresh blood finally came, how could you be 'Second Hillier'--hee , as soon as I saw it, I thought I must know you. Let's add a terminal number, if you like me too?"

Qiao Ruiqing took out the terminal as promised, and added him as friends under Hillier's guidance.This operation process was a bit cordial, allowing Qiao Ruiqing to go back to Earth.

"Since making a show is so unpopular with males, why did you choose this path, Hillier?" Qiao Ruiqing asked this confusion while scrolling through Hillier's homepage.

Never be the same as him.Qiao Ruiqing clearly saw that Hillier had females.

"I," Hillier lowered his eyes, "be rebellious, probably. All males are born as 'children of the empire', and they must be united in the center to receive the best protection and care. When they grow up, everyone Partying and playing bitch - sorry, no offense - for the rest of my life."

"Look, the path of worm life is a clear straight line. It's boring." He let himself sink into the sofa and began to gnaw his fingers unconsciously, "Everyone says I'm a freak...but I think you can understand me. You Why did you choose to do the show?"

This is actually a bit of an understatement.But the fate of the worm is so magical. He obviously has no similar experience, but Qiao Ruiqing can indeed understand Hillier's mood to a certain extent.

It feels like the end of the future can be seen at a glance.

He is also willing to tell the truth to Hillier: "I just don't want to have females. Sigmund said that if you don't want females, you can participate in entertainment shows instead, so I came."

Hillier raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Don't you want to have one? Then you have to think carefully. Even if you don't want the 'dowry' brought by the female, you have to take care of all your current property and houses yourself. Don't Not to mention, cleaning is enough."

...Don't say it, this is really a problem.Thinking of her luxurious little castle, Qiao Ruiqing felt a headache ahead of time.

"Then can I spend money to hire other worms? It's a pure money transaction, not involving..." Physical relationship.

Hillier understood it, and burst out laughing: "The problem is, if you don't accept even one female, where do you get so much money?"

"The females pay wealth or something equivalent—beauty or talent—and the males give the chance to reproduce in exchange. Other bells and whistles, like male pheromones or female pursuit instincts, are just to ensure that It’s just the scarcity of this trade.”

"The operation of the Zerg society depends to some extent on this kind of transaction. The females continue to produce and plunder in exchange for reproduction opportunities, so that the Zerg can continue to develop and expand over and over again. As for us males, it is an incentive mechanism Existing—" Hillier grinned wider and wider, looking a little nervous, "We are noble cousins."

Qiao Ruiqing was a little frightened by Hillier in this state.Now he can somewhat understand why Hillier is unpopular: the worm is sober and crazy, and has an almost sharp sense of humor.

This speech is different from what Sigmund said.Neither argument fully convinced Qiao Ruiqing, but he had long learned not to impose human values ​​on the Zerg.

Can't understand, but respect.

Qiao Ruiqing wanted to be a ghost wandering on the fringes of Zerg society.In other words, he just didn't want to betray his three views, but he just wanted to be clear of his heart.

There is nothing wrong with living alone like this, guarding a mansion and being a poor ghost.

Qiao Ruiqing said: "Thank you, but I still stick to my decision."

Hillier spread his hands: "It's okay, this is your freedom - to be honest, I admire you a lot. Then you will be busy with work next, so there are so many programs for you to choose. Or I can also I will share some with you, they are all carefully selected, and it is easy to work with less work and more money. Send you a terminal?"

After that, the two worms chatted and ate a simple meal, and then Qiao Ruiqing took his leave and left.

When seeing the guest off, Hillier still showed reluctance, and chased him a few steps and forced him an obsidian bracelet as a gift.

As soon as he got home, Qiao Ruiqing opened the terminal to check the list sent by Hillier.

That's a really long list, and a lot of variety.Qiao Ruiqing took a rough scan and found everything from film and television to variety shows.There are even a handful of documentaries.

The list includes names and brief introductions, and some producers even wrote tearful essays begging to join.After roughly reading all the content, Qiao Ruiqing felt that it took him a century.

Finally, a small-cost variety show aroused his interest.Its introduction is very simple, only a few words: I hope to share a little light.

Qiao Ruiqing looked at the title of this variety show——

"One Day Dream".