The male worm wants to be a variety show

Patrick froze for a moment, then slowly burst into a sincere smile: "Okay."

Starting from the earliest Captain Harden, all the military females Qiao Ruiqing had met had a cold and reticent style.Disrespect, disrespect, this is probably the legendary iron-blooded temperament.

Arnold has a high probability of becoming a military female now, so I hope she won't be assimilated.

Qiao Ruiqing is now sitting outside the dressing room waiting for Patrick to change out of his ill-fitting suit.That suit looked like it was borrowed from a bug, and the position of the shoulder line and waist line was very awkward.

Patrick also changed his clothes quickly, and he opened the curtain and walked out after a while.

He put on a slightly tight-fitting sleeveless shirt, paired it with a pair of loose black army trousers, with the trousers tucked into the boots, and the demeanor of the whole insect changed instantly; it looked casual and wild, with just the right sense of aggression.

If he had just dressed like this on a date, maybe the result wouldn't have been so tragic.

Qiao Ruiqing didn't hesitate to praise him at all, making Patrick blush.After finishing speaking, Qiao Ruiqing personally picked out a thick silver pendant for him to hang on, just hanging in the middle of the pectoral muscles, like a shining emphasis symbol.

"I don't think you need any transformation programs at all, Patrick." Qiao Ruiqing couldn't help blowing a small whistle, "You just look the hottest when you don't change at all."

Patrick said solemnly: "Thank you. But I only wear it this way because it's comfortable - besides, it's not the style that Mr. Male Chong likes, so it's not spicy or not."

... Qiao Ruiqing never expected that he would have a moment to seriously discuss his figure with a decent and strong man.

They walked all the way to the suburbs - Patrick consulted Qiao Ruiqing's opinion, and finally the two worms agreed to find a woods to hunt.

"Thank you for accommodating me," Patrick said. "Hunting and cooking are very beautiful memories for me. I haven't done it before... It's been a long time anyway."

This bug is really very polite, either "it's okay" or "thank you".

Qiao Ruiqing smiled and said, "Why, do you look down on Asian females? I'm from Desolate Star, and I used to go to picnics with me when I was young. Speaking of this—he is a master at making barbecue."

Patrick immediately apologized, almost reflexively: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend."

Well, now there is one more quotation from Pashi, making up a series of "I'm sorry, thank you, it's okay".It also rhymes a bit.

"That's a coincidence, I'm also good at making barbecue." The former army woman added shyly, "I'm sure not as good as your friend, but I really want to ask you to try it."

What's going on, is barbecue a must-have skill for a military female?

Qiao Ruiqing immediately looked forward to it.

The small camera floated over and leaned in front of Qiao Ruiqing, trying to secretly take a close-up shot.

Qiao Ruiqing suddenly tensed up, and tried his best to accentuate the vitality of the Japanese idol: "Next, we are going to hunt a rabbit for barbecue. Let's go now! The purpose is——Patrick, what is the name of the forest you mentioned? ?”

"Mirror Lake Jungle." Patrick replied seriously, more like a news broadcast than a variety show.

"The destination is the Mirror Lake Forest, which is just on the edge of the mainland of the capital Xingxi." Qiao Ruiqing said dryly, "I heard that it has not been too commercialized, er, it retains the original natural scenery."

"Yeah," Patrick said.

Conversation ends.

Qiao Ruiqing was stuck in place for almost ten seconds.

Then he burst out laughing: "Forget it, we are not worms with a sense of variety show. Just do what you want." Qiao Ruiqing simply stretched out his hand and waved the camera away, completely relaxing.

Seeing that Patrick's punctual "I'm sorry" was about to be triggered again like an automatic reply, Jory put his index finger in front of his lips quickly with blue eyes: "Shhh, don't apologize."

"At least don't apologize to me today." Qiao Ruiqing said.His expression was very serious, but there was a gentle smile in his eyes.

Now it was Patrick's turn to get stuck.After a while, he stammered and replied: "...Oh."

Qiao Ruiqing laughed until her stomach ached, and she felt more and more that female insects are really cute creatures.

After learning to ignore the camera, the recording work went smoothly.Patrick was driving the airship, and Qiao Ruiqing spread out on the co-pilot chatting with each other—sometimes with the pilot, sometimes with the camera.I am also enjoying myself.

Not long after, the airship landed near the mirror lake jungle.

When Qiao Ruiqing was a human, she still had a hunting dream.Chasing and lurking, tense muscles, crosshairs, rising smoke—tsk tsk, the romance of a man.

It's a pity that Patrick refused to follow Qiao Ruiqing, and disappeared into the forest alone with a big bow on his shoulders, without the consciousness of doing variety shows.Qiao Ruiqing simply dispatched the camera that had been circling around him to Patrick's side to shoot, and found an open space to enjoy the comfort.

Let's talk about this Patrick who went hunting alone.

The chirping of insects and birds, the smell of soil and grass all made him feel at ease.He shuttled through the jungle with a longbow in his hand, feeling like a fish in water for the first time since he left the army.

The gun is his old partner, and his company over the years has become like an extended arm for him.It's a pity that after retiring from the army, his favorite gun was also taken back. I don't know how the current master worm treats it.

There was no gun now, and a longbow was enough to keep Patrick happy.The longbow foot in his hand is half the height of an insect, the body of the bow is a sharp M-shaped bow, and the bowstring has a dark gold color; the whole bow is so wild that it does not match the temperament displayed by the female army insect.

Hitting a rabbit is like killing a chicken with a sledgehammer to him, it's very easy.Rather than saying that he is hunting, it is better to say that he is enjoying the wind of freedom.

A feeling I haven't felt in a long time.After retiring from the army, Patrick has been facing failure, failure, and self-doubt several times, and he has lost all his original pride and glory.

Maybe he needed such a relaxation long ago.Don't think about how to correct yourself and how to cater to others all day long.

Not long after, Patrick hit a fat rabbit and went back the same way to find Mr. Joe.

The army female returning from hunting saw this scene - the slender sub-female was lying on the ground in a completely relaxed posture with her arms on her pillow; his expression was distant and dazed, his eyes were half-closed, and half of his eyelashes were bathed in the sun .

Like a quiet painting.Patrick held his breath, suddenly able to understand the mentality of males preferring females.

The camera turned off the shutter sound for itself, and sneaked out from the corner to take pictures.

It's a pity that the painting worm didn't move yet, and the painting worm broke the silence by itself.

"Hey—you're back? It's really fast." Qiao Ruiqing picked up the terminal and looked at the time, then put on a warm and friendly smile again, "It's less than half an hour."

The former army female couldn't help smiling, nodded in greeting, took out a knife and began to process the rabbit meat swiftly.His hand holding the knife is extremely stable, picking skin and picking bones has its own rhythm.

Qiao Ruiqing stared at Patrick's fluttering fingers, and suddenly wanted to get closer to the worm: "... Would you mind telling me the story of your time in the military camp?"

This question surprised the former army female, but he was still willing to share it.

So Qiao Ruiqing next heard about Patrick's life in the military camp.The female worm looked taciturn, but she was surprisingly good at telling stories, making his worm life very interesting.

The blood and dreams of studying in the military academy, the setbacks and trials of the recruit period; the marching and training were so sleepy that they almost fell asleep and had to force their faces to laugh and sing war songs, and occasionally they were pulled out by comrades to poach wild game and make teeth sacrifices.There are so many stories about this comrade-in-arms. They gradually changed from seeing each other and hating each other to sharing life and death together...

"My command error also killed that comrade-in-arms. I... the last time he contacted me was 'It's not your fault, it's not your fault'. I felt that even if it was for him, I had to work hard Live." Patrick's thin lips curled into a smile.

really weird.These things were originally wounds that Patrick could not touch. What was already sad was a thorn in his heart that could not be pulled out every day.But today he was eager to pour them all out, and he felt relieved after saying it, as if something heavy had finally gone away.

When asked whether the privacy issues should be cut, Patrick shook his head: "No, I hope you keep them. They are all good things, and it would be good if one more worm in the world knew about them."

"Even though I know that these contents may cause some insults or violence after broadcasting..." the former army female laughed, "but I think I can accept them now."

Qiao Ruiqing has been holding his chin at the side, being a golden listener.He watched Patrick's eyes slowly light up, like parched plants coming to life.

Finally he said with a smile: "It's an honor to hear you say this. I just want to tell you—be kind to yourself, you are excellent."

The one-day dream that belonged to Patrick passed away amidst eating, drinking, talking and laughing.

In the evening, Qiao Ruiqing dragged her body back home, exhausted but full of sense of accomplishment.The complete video tape has been sent back to the production team, and the initial feedback will probably be received tonight.

He was not a bug with a sense of variety show, and he never dreamed of being a star.Working hard for a variety show like this was just an escape at first.It's like being carried forward by life.

But after recording such an episode today, Qiao Ruiqing suddenly really ignited a little enthusiasm for the variety show business.

As long as a worm can get a little warmth from it, then his efforts are meaningful.

Mr. Editor is working overtime today.This overtime opportunity was won by him with all his brains.

There is no other reason, what I want to cut today is the film of Your Excellency the male worm.Ah, he will be the first one to see His Excellency Qiao Ruiqing's debut!Maybe I can occasionally capture your face.Mr. Editor was emotionally excited, and opened the original video with shaking fingers.

Behind him, Mr. Planner leaned on the back of the chair with folded arms and watched, not knowing what expression he should put on. "I'm still not very supportive of His Majesty as the main cast," he said, "This show... I actually put a lot of thought into it."

All the thick plans now have been abolished, and there is only one line of "freedom to play" - use your toes to figure out what the male can play.

"Don't be ungrateful there!" You Chong choked, "Your Excellency, You Male Chong, it's a blessing from heaven that you see our little group, and you won't worry about the ratings after the broadcast. Your thoughts, Hey, how much is it worth?"

Mr. Planner was still not reconciled, and was about to refute, but the editor took a long breath: "Shh, don't make noise. You guys, look——"

The video tape played slowly, and the electronic screen glowed coldly in the dark night.

None of the Zerg present could speak, and stayed up all night watching the whole film.

Mr. Planner burst into tears.He saw a miracle.