The male worm wants to be a variety show

That day, Qiao Ruiqing immediately contacted the production team of "A Dream in a Day".The latter received the communication and looked like he was about to faint with excitement.

"Thank you——! Thank you, thank you, really... I didn't have any hope..." Chongyu on the other side said incoherently.

They made three decisions and finalized the shooting.As soon as Qiao Ruiqing said "goodbye", he saw the other party rush out of the screen with a "swipe", leaving behind a long series of screams.

Qiao Ruiqing: ...?

Since he revealed the identity of the male, the behavior of the females has become so unpredictable.well.

Today is the first recording day of the show.The females of the production team were very "intimate" and didn't show up at all-in order to avoid arousing the male's disgust-only sent him a follow-up flying camera.The camera is also painted gaudyly, one piece of red and one piece of blue; the shape is also weird, with a big head and small wings, and it flies staggeringly.

Attached is a piece of paper, writing "You can play freely".

This was all Qiao Ruiqing's equipment.

Now he can probably understand why Hillier's show is so bad.Qiao Ruiqing stared at the ugly camera, feeling like a retarded child.

Fortunately, during the communication, Qiao Ruiqing had read the proposal of this program, so he had some understanding.

"A Day of Dreams" is a TV show about transformation of vegetarians.The guest host of each episode of the program has to be a Tony teacher, an emotional and intimate sister, etc., looking for a bug whose life is not satisfactory, giving him a complete makeover, and helping him out of the predicament.

By the way, this unlucky egg with "unsatisfactory life" is probably a female who failed to pursue a male.

After all, he is a novice on the road, Qiao Ruiqing just wants to ask for nothing.He planned to go to the downtown area to catch a lovelorn female bug, and first finished recording a show.

It's an easy job.In the center, there are a lot of lovelorn female insects.

Qiao Ruiqing didn't forget to bring his pheromone suppression ring - he didn't seem like his first show ended inexplicably amidst screams.It's really easy to pretend to be a sub-female.

He was wearing the clean cotton shirt that Huang Xing had brought, and the small backpack that had been with him for many years, as if a soldier had put on his old battle robe again.The camera wobbled a few steps behind him.

ready.Qiao Ruiqing went out with an extremely sloppy plan.

...it's embarrassing to be stared at by a camera.

Not long after he arrived in the downtown area.Even in centers where males gather, most of the people walking on the streets are females.

But the females here are a little different from those on Desolate Star.Although the females in the center still have muscular figures, they all look reserved, and some even squeezed themselves into elegant suits.

So the picture looks a little funny, as if the father is trying to put on his son's small suit.Or the underworld bodyguards who go in and out of high-end clubs.

Qiao Ruiqing felt that it was a pity that it would be a waste for a muscular man not to wear a vest and overalls.

I'm sorry, it's him who is gay and sees bugs.

Qiao Ruiqing did a little homework before coming here.The best way to find a lovelorn female is to go to a movie theater amusement park couple restaurant-most of the single females in these dating sanctuaries have just been rejected.

The mode of females chasing males is to exchange a large amount of wealth for a chance to date a male. If the male is satisfied during the date, there is a chance to be taken away.

Although most of the reality is that the males who come to the appointment will walk away in disgust as soon as they show up, and the money that the females have worked so hard to save will not be heard.

"Hello, viewers, welcome to the first episode of "A Daydream." Qiao Ruiqing tried to smile at the camera, "Uh, the theme of this episode is: 'A Bug's Couple Restaurant'."

It's hot, and he's nervous. I hope his makeup is still in order.

The camera circled around Qiao Ruiqing, and finally stopped on top of his head, flapping its little wings, trying to cover him from the sun.

Qiao Ruiqing was shocked to realize that even a machine could read his mind now.

"I don't want the audience friends to watch my head all the time, thank you. Have you forgotten that you are a video camera?"

Qiao Ruiqing wandered around, and finally picked a restaurant called "Sweet Dreams" - because it was somewhat off topic.The decoration of this restaurant is pink and tender, a bit like an online celebrity shop, and it should not look shabby when it is photogenic.

Before entering the door, Qiao Ruiqing turned to the camera and whispered a narration to herself: "This is a restaurant for couples next door. Now I plan to go into the store to find a female who was rejected miserably, and help him complete a gorgeous transformation."

What a humble variety show guy, I don't mind adding the narration myself, but it's so bad, it seems to be talking about a TV shopping commercial in the tone of a principal's speech.Qiao Ruiqing felt that her embarrassment had increased tenfold.

"Welcome. Do you have an appointment?" The restaurant clerk suddenly opened the door and asked politely.

...Qiao Ruiqing has a sense of shame that a second-year child fights with the air and is caught by an adult.

He coughed dryly and said, "Hello, uh... I work in a TV station. Can I shoot a variety show in your store? It won't affect the daily business." Qiao Ruiqing pointed at the camera, trying to explain that he was not a strange self-talk Self-talk small nerve.

The camera floating in the air tilted its head in unison.

The clerk's gaze was a little scrutinized: "Yes, this store quite often undertakes such activities. It's just that there is a male worm eating in the small shop, please be careful not to collide. The camera is not allowed to scan any of your male worm. body parts."

After Qiao Ruiqing made repeated promises, he entered the store to shoot smoothly.

The atmosphere in the restaurant is quiet and ambiguous, music and lighting are vague; the privacy is very high, and the interior is mainly semi-open private rooms.

This made Qiao Ruiqing a little worried.It's not easy to knock on the door one by one to see if there are single bugs inside, right?

At this time, the door of a private room in front was pushed open suddenly, and a thin male with fancy pink hair came out angrily, cursing in his mouth: "I don't know where the trash come from, dare to come out on a date! Waiting for me to give you a bad review, telling you that you will never be able to date a male again. Hmph!"

The opportunity has come.Qiao Ruiqing carefully adjusted the camera to avoid the male worm, and retreated to the corner with the waiters to wait for the worm to leave.

The pink-haired male swears and leaves the store, the door of the box where he was staying before has been kept open and not closed.

The routines of variety shows like Zerg were all dumped on the spot and reformed on the spot.Qiao Ruiqing quietly moved to the door with his camera, a little worried that he would be beaten out by the sad female insect inside.

In the box sat a strong female insect.His shoulders were straight, and his hands were clenched into fists on his knees, showing obvious signs of militarization.Hearing the movement outside the door, he raised his eyes and glanced at Qiao Ruiqing quickly; the eyes were sharp, but the red eye sockets and the tight jaw corners betrayed his restless mood.

"Hello, I'm the host of the variety show "One Day Dreamland" transformed by the vegetarians. My name is Qiao. May I invite you to participate in the recording of our show?" Qiao Ruiqing said nervously.

A blatant ridicule suddenly came from outside the door: "Hey, a big stupid army girl, I don't know what to do and want to date the male lord. This is the end, not only is the way to find the male completely blocked, but he was even featured on a poverty alleviation program." Lah! Now that your reputation is completely rotten, I ask you what are you doing alive?"

Qiao Ruiqing suddenly turned around, only to see an Asian female sneering and winking outside the door.These words were so vicious that Qiao Ruiqing was furious, and was about to teach the sub-female a lesson, but was stopped by a passing waiter.The waiter kindly reminded: "Shh, don't be impulsive. He is a bug with a hero, and he cannot be provoked."

Qiao Ruiqing wanted to laugh.Sometimes a slave who does well can become capital for bullying.

At this time, the military female in the private room said, "It's okay. Let him talk, Mr. Qiao—by the way, please close the door for me." His voice was thick and hoarse, but it was actually a very sexy one. But now it seemed calm and numb.

When the Lord said it was okay, Qiao Ruiqing didn't dare to do it for him, so he had to let the worm go proudly.

But no matter what, Qiao Ruiqing felt a little uneasy when facing the military female with the Asian female talking before her: "I'm sorry. If participating in the show will damage your reputation..."

"It's okay." Jun Nu interrupted him, and said again, "Anyway, it's come to this point, the so-called fame doesn't mean anything to me. I'm willing to cooperate with you."

He is probably used to being a superior in the army, even if the tiger is in peace, his tone is a bit irrefutable.Without waiting for Qiao Ruiqing to say anything else, he told his own story on his own.

This military female is named Patrick, who previously served in the Imperial Sharp Knife Force, and the highest officer is a colonel.In the latest secret operation against the orcs, he suffered heavy losses to the empire due to a command error, so he had to take the blame and resign and retire early.

During his military career, he has repeatedly made outstanding achievements and accumulated a lot of meritorious service and awards, but he has not had time to pursue the male worm.After retiring, he tried to date at least once, but he failed when he started out.

"I've stayed in the military camp for too long, and I've raised my temper to be arrogant and dull, and I won't please your Excellency the male worm." Patrick seriously reflected.

Qiao Ruiqing's chest felt tight when he heard it.He saw a soul that was once burning, but now was nothing but ashes.

He started to regret it.The more he gets to know Patrick, the worm will be farther away from the image of the "lovebroken female worm" in his heart.

In front of him was a living worm.He had such a wanton and wonderful worm life, and he shouldn't be squashed into a label and judged at will here—in front of the so-called male worm date or in front of the camera.

"I'm sorry." Qiao Ruiqing finally said.

Patrick smiled calmly: "It's okay. Instead, I want to thank you. Few bugs are willing to listen to me."

This was the third time Patrick said "it's okay" to Qiao Ruiqing, as if the bug didn't mind anything.But obviously life treats him so harshly.

Qiao Ruiqing was dizzy, and for the first time felt that her so-called "vegetarian transformation" project was so frivolous and inappropriate.

He suddenly wanted to rebel.Anyway, the film crew also said it was "free play".

"Patrick," he said, "forget about that goddamn male and that goddamn makeover. Go get dressed in something you're comfortable with, and let's go out for a day, shall we?"