If I find another gay friend, I will chop my hands [gl]

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Qi Yueru on the other side propped her chin with her right hand and stared at the dialog box on the computer screen, the avatar on the other side was still on, but she stopped replying to herself.

Just being left aside by the other party, as a decoration for the list?

Qi Yueru silently bit her handkerchief and wept in her heart, she must have died before she was born...

Disappointedly closing the dialog box, Qi Yueru secretly decided that she must find another gay friend who is both eye-catching and suitable!

She is so enthusiastic and so cute, how could she not find a soft and cute girl!Ignoring the strangeness in her heart, Qi Yueru continued to scan the web posts in one go.

Based on the first principle of not asking for quantity, but only asking for good quality, Qi Yueru did not cast a wide net, but carefully studied how well he fits with the best conditions listed by friends in the bar. , only willing to hook up if it feels appropriate.

Qi Yueru, who hadn’t written an article in the early days, was still a simple reader, and she always liked to spend all day on forums and post bars. Unknowingly, her level in the bar has reached level [-], making people feel that she is a secretive person. The large water ratio.

Qi Yueru read nearly five pages, and finally saw an old vacuum begging friend's post at the bottom.

Qi Yueru's eyes lit up slightly, and there were only a few people who replied to the post, and there were only two people who really wanted to hook up.

The system of posting must be cold is completely in line with myself, and even the way of speaking is quite gentle.Qi Yueru lowered her eyelashes, paused for a while, and then replied to the post, waiting for the host's reply and adding friends.

After the experience of being in Waterloo for the first time, Qi Yueru decided that she wanted to find a gentle and generous girl, so that she could get along well and get along with each other.

The last time the poster replied to the follower was three days ago, Qi Yueru didn't think that the other party would reply to her quickly, and then found that Koukou heard the familiar coughing sound from the system again.

Verified by a friend, its comment is Post Bar.

It should be the girl whose ID is Hualuo Qianxia, ​​right?

Qi Yueru didn't doubt that he was there, and quite efficiently agreed to the friend application in the first place, and still sent a message quickly——

Sweet red bean: hello>3<I am red bean, what do you call my sister?

Qi Yueru opened the other party's data card again, her bright face collapsed in an instant, nothing was filled in and displayed except the gender, the system's random avatar and... full stop net name.

Qi Yueru couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, is she a character?

All the gay friends I found were almost carved out of the same model as Qingyuan, and even the grades should be so uniform, are they all grade one...

Qi Yueru stroked her forehead, and decided that the next time she looks for a gay friend, she must be a girl whose q level is not the first level!

I used the tuba to treat you like first love, but you abused me thousands of times with the trumpet.

. : Hongdou girl, you are so cute, just call me Dousha.

Bean paste? !

Qi Yueru's eyes widened instantly, and she selectively skipped the first half of the sentence because of the second half.

Why is this scene so familiar, there is a faint sense of familiarity.

Bean paste is a popular name recently, isn't it...

Qi Yueru has always disliked being entangled, and it happened that the other party sent another message, which interrupted her momentary distraction.

. : I saw you keep following posts looking for gay friends on the post bar, where is your gay friend, Hongdou girl?

Dou Sha's simple and rude question suddenly hit Qi Yueru's sore spot.What a gentle and generous girl!How could it be so sharp and max attack power!

This is unscientific... Qi Yueru couldn't help but sniffed, and it took a while to reply.

Sweet Red Bean: Well, I Xipi doesn’t love me and abandoned me, I don’t want to be alone, so I have to find another gay friend T^T

Qi Yueru never expected that her eyesight would get worse and worse.

The girl who thinks it is cheerful and funny turns out to be all kinds of noble and glamorous on Q; the girl who thinks it is gentle and generous turns out to be so sharp on Q that I don't want it.

Qi Yueru, who has no brains, has always been thick-hearted and stupid. She doesn't like to think carefully when doing things, and she doesn't think there is anything wrong with the other party asking such a question.

Generally, people who are looking for gay friends can't ask their former gay friends, and besides, they only mention this after getting to know each other. Qi Yueru didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the sudden and direct question of Dousha.

Of course, her intuition told Qi Yueru that something was wrong, but she subconsciously ignored it.

. : Why do you say that Xipi abandoned you and doesn't love you anymore?

The other party seemed to be waiting for Qi Yueru's reply, and it took less than three seconds for Qi Yueru's message to be sent, and the other party replied immediately.

Qi Yueru thought about it hesitantly, thinking that they don't know each other, so it should be fine to talk about it?

Sweet red bean: My only gay friend is me, Xipi. Before ignoring me, I asked me whether the three-dimensional male god is more important or her. You must know that I, Xipi, is a noble and glamorous kind of god. When I ask this kind of question, I was surprised.

Sweet Red Bean: The answer must be me, Xipi, but I don't know what's going on, and I don't listen to my brain's instructions in a convulsion, and I actually say I don't know! !Then...then I, Xipi, got angry and went offline and ignored me.

Sweet Red Bean: I don't think she should be angry about this kind of thing, besides, I explained it all, but she kept ignoring me.Later, under the bombardment of my text messages, I asked her if there was any accident, and she said coldly that there was no, so she ignored me.I think, I really don't like me, I'm sad T^T

After holding back the words for almost half a month and finally being able to say them, Qi Yueru felt that her life was complete.

I don't know why, Qi Yueru always felt that the person who was separated from her by a network cable was very familiar, so she couldn't help but tell her, tell her bitterness.

Maybe it's just because her profile is very similar to Qingyuan, Aiwujiwu.

The other party still kept replying as soon as possible: Maybe something happened to the other party, and I didn't have time to explain too much to you?Do you think that Xipi doesn't like you anymore, maybe it's your own unilateral opinion?Do you think Xipi treats you well, whether she likes you or not, you should be able to feel it, right?

Qi Yueru was surprised at the fast typing speed of the other party, and then couldn't help thinking deeply about the content of the other party's reply.

What she said really made sense, and every sentence was on point.

What's more, she really thinks that Qing Yuan likes her very much.

She has always had a normal work and rest routine and accommodated herself because of her habit of staying up late, just to be able to give herself inspiration when she was having a sleepover late at night, chatting with her to make herself feel that she was not alone.

Knowing that I missed the big customized book I liked, I deliberately bought it at a high price from others and mailed it to myself.

She has always disliked the author who has something to say at the bottom of her article, and she broke her principles for herself and recommended her extremely cold article.

She always cares about the real-time temperature in her city, and she takes the trouble to remind herself time and time again to add more clothes and eat less cold.

There are many, many...

She has done what a gay friend should do, and she has done what a gay friend can't and doesn't need to do.

How could she not like herself like that?

As if to verify what Qi Yueru was thinking, the other party thoughtfully gave Qi Yueru enough time to think, and tacitly agreed to give the other party a dose of reassurance while Qi Yueru came to a conclusion.

. : She likes you very much, likes you very much.

Qi Yueru opened her lips slightly, and the other party's firm conclusion made her look suspiciously red, from the base of her ears to her fair neck.

how do you know?

Qi Yueru pressed the backspace to delete "How do you know?", and slowly typed a word on the reply column: Mmm.

It seemed that something was wrong there, Qi Yueru still deleted the simple "hmm."

After thinking about it, Qi Yueru tapped the keyboard again and typed extremely fast: Don't think about it!My Xipi and I have that kind of pure love! !Just the kind you like about your Sippy! ! !

After Qi Yueru finished typing, she briefly glanced at her reply, and couldn't help wrinkling her face.

Will she think that she is trying to cover up if she explains it this way?And why am I so excited, I have no ghosts in my heart T^T

Still unable to reply like this, Qi Yueru tugged at her black hair sullenly, and was about to press the backspace key on the keyboard when she caught off guard and pressed the send key! !

Qi Yueru's mind exploded again with a 'boom—'. When she just hit it, she felt guilty for no reason, but now that she sent it out suddenly, the guilt in her heart became much heavier.

Hand cancer is a disease, I really have to cure it! ! !

Qi Yueru saw that the water was splashed out, and she couldn't take it back, so she had to close the dialog box with a guilty conscience, and absent-mindedly swiped Weibo to divert the strange and strange joy that had been kept in her heart.

***

Gu Qingyuan hurriedly drank a spoonful of rice porridge, then smiled lightly at the phone screen, her two cold eyes were bent like crescent moons, and because of the smile and good mood, the face that had been as pale as paper returned to rosy.

Mu Han was sitting solemnly reading a magazine, but she had been secretly observing her sister's rare and rich facial expressions.

It was inevitable that she felt sour in her heart, her sister had never had such a rich expression change towards herself.

Didn't he say angrily that he was going to catch the rape, why did he smile so happily all of a sudden.My good sister, don't trust the scumbag's explanation, remember to bring your IQ when you are in love...

Moreover, at the very least, the object should be brought to my sister and I will check it out.

Mu Han couldn't help worrying about Gu Qingyuan, and secretly sighed in her heart, falling in love is poisonous, she'd better leave early.

However, a shy girl's smile suddenly appeared in front of Mu Han's eyes.

Gu Qingyuan still couldn't help but look at the reply that was full of ambiguous intentions a few more times.

She could almost imagine the awkward and irritable face of the other party who refused to admit it, and the smile on her lips deepened.

This time, is he a blessing in disguise?

It was only after 1 minute that Gu Qingyuan replied in a leisurely and meaningful way——

Dou Sha: I know, it's the same as my love for my stupid and cute Xipi.