[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?Spring and autumn come, time passes.

This year, the sky is still cloudy.

The cold wind blows and the rain is continuous. Although the weather is gloomy, but because there has been no war all year round, the villagers of Yuyin Village are always happy.

This year, he was 16 years old.

The 16-year-old boy is taller than before, Xiaopao has also changed several sizes, and he has braided upside down, just not wanting to be too different from other people, and his baby face has not changed so far.

This year, Didara saw Pseudo-Blade.

"Hey, seniors, my name is A Fei, please give me your advice in the future." A man wearing a circle mask danced and introduced himself.

"Who is this funny!" Fei Duan swung his scythe with a disgusted look on his face.

"Senior Hidan, I'm Akatsuki's strongest candidate, Hoo Fei." Obito was still laughing.

"Because Kong Chen's ring hasn't returned yet, Ah Fei can only be regarded as an alternate member, and he will be on the same team with Xuanwu from now on." Payne said expressionlessly.

Hearing Payne's words, Obito spun around and floated to Jue who was in the corner: "Ah, Senior Jue, please teach me a lot from now on!"

"A Fei is a good boy." Bai Jue said happily.

Obito scratched the back of his head and smiled silly: "Ahahahaha..."

Seeing Obito's funny face, he wanted to laugh at the thought of a 28-year-old man pretending to be Didara, but he still tried his best to hold back. That's what Akatsuki's boss behind the scenes said.

"Didara, why are you so quiet today." Scorpion asked.

Since Didara wants to maintain Xiaodi's bluffing personality, he will be arrogant for a while whenever there are people.

"No, Dana, that's an illusion, um." Didara felt a little guilty, Dana, it was indeed not an illusion, it's just that I was not ready for the contact with the BOSS.

As soon as he finished speaking, Obito twisted his body and jumped in front of Didara: "Hey, Senior Didara, Ah Fei is a good boy, I will teach you a lot from now on!"

Dida twitched the corner of his mouth, he really didn't want to complain, Obito bent over to look down at him and called himself a good boy, is there such an old good boy! ! !I didn't even say that I was underage, okay? ! !

Deidala took a breath silently: "A Fei is a good boy, um." I bear it, it seems that you, an old man, deliberately asked Xiao Di to test Sasuke, and then Xiao Di died, although it was suicide, But everyone knows that Xiao Di is a paranoid! !How can a paranoid have a good result when he meets someone who refuses to admit defeat! ! !Luckily I'm not a paranoid.

Deidara suddenly felt a few eyes on him, glanced at him from the corner of the eye, and found that it was Itachi, he couldn't help growling in his heart, don't keep staring at Xiao Di, bastard, but the eyes of Payne and Xiao Nan are also the same. Strange, and Uncle Kisame too. At this moment, Didara realized that his hand had fallen on Obito's head at some point.

So the current scene is that Obito is standing in front of Didara, who is much shorter than him, with his back bent and pouted, and Deidara is looking up, and his hand is stroking Obito like a puppy. The short hair, and twisted his ass very satisfied for Brother Maotu! ! !Didara ran through a large group of mud horses in his heart.

Didara suddenly became playful. He felt that since the BOSS wanted to play, it would be good enough to play with him. Anyway, there would be no loss of meat, and he would get revenge for Xiao Di. Then there would be no such opportunity. Thinking of this, he increased his strength, and thoroughly kneaded Obito's hair into a chicken coop.

"Senior Didara, Ah Fei's hair is messed up." Ah Fei complained to Didara while pulling his short hair.

"A Fei, this is the performance of senior love you, um." Didara said something against his will without blushing, and planned to play with Obito desperately. If he wants to be a shaker, then I will become a shake S is good.

"Ah, Senior is so kind to Ah Fei, Ah Fei likes Senior Didala the most!" Obito rushed forward and hugged Didara directly.

Didara, who was imagining that he had turned into a black-bellied and trembling S-attack, was taken aback by the sudden embrace. He thought that Obito would beg him to continue to abuse him or something, and then what is this confession-like god unfolding? The situation, in retrospect, seemed a bit sympathetic, Didara regretted it, he really regretted it, the face of the BOSS will never be compared.

Didara's whole body was stiff, and his brain almost stopped thinking. Why is he always so unlucky when he comes to the conference hall? It was like this last time, and this is the same. Then he struggled hard in Obito's arms.

Feeling Didara's struggle, Obito let go of Didara: "Eh?! Senior Didara, why is your face so red!"

Didara rolled his eyes and fell down, Obito, you old man, don’t say such ambiguous things when I can’t refute, and don’t think that being tall can make people shorter than you alive Suffocate.

……

"woke up."

Didara looked at the ceiling again and heard the same words and the same voice returned to reality.

"Hmm." Didara didn't dare to look at Itachi, but just stared at the ceiling in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

Didala felt that he must have suffered from the time-traveling woman's frailty syndrome, because even worshiping the time-traveling god was useless, so he accepted his fate, and Xiao Di was really just a small sufferer.

The two of them had nothing to say. This is how Didara and Itachi have been getting along for many years. Although Didara has a bluffing personality outside, only Itachi knows that Didara is quiet in essence. He believes that this huge difference in personality is another manifestation of schizophrenia.

As the door was knocked open with a "bang", a low-pitched voice came at the same time: "Senior Didala!!!"

Didara pulled his face down abruptly, glared at Obito angrily, turned his head, pulled the quilt up, and hid himself in the quilt, out of sight.

"Senior Didala, why did you faint all of a sudden? Ah Fei was shocked. It's impossible for a child to be in such poor health." Obito ignored Itachi on the side, and said in an exaggerated tone while looking at the bulge .

Seeing that Didara didn't respond, Obito covered the mask with both hands, and said extremely narcissistically: "Could it be that Senior Didara was stunned by the charm of Ah Fei!"

Obito struggled to twist his body: "I feel so shy!"

As Obito talked to himself more and more without a limit, Didara's forehead twitched in the bed, boss, is it really okay for you to be so cute, and don't drag me into the water! ! !

"Senior Didara, don't ignore Ah Fei!!" Obito complained in a coquettish tone.

Didara felt that his string called reason was broken, and finally couldn't stand the disgusting bombardment of the BOSS, and suddenly lifted the quilt and sat up: "A Fei! You are enough!!!"

"Senior Didara!!" After a loud roar, the chest was violently hit, and when Didara realized it, Obito had already thrown himself on top of him, because he couldn't support Obito The weight of the two fell on the bed together, and the atmosphere dropped to freezing point.

Didara felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and lowered his voice: "A Fei!!!"

"Ahahahahaha..."

Didara growled with a dark face, "Kill you!!!"

At the same time, Obito had already jumped away from Didara and ran away: "Help——"

Regardless of Itachi's obstruction, Deidara chased Obito desperately, he couldn't swallow this breath, he dared to throw his old lady down, even if I am Xiao Di now! ! !

The rain outside was pattering, falling on puddles of all sizes. The whole village was very deserted, but in Xiao's base, there was a scene in full swing. The explosion caused the wreckage of buildings everywhere in the base, and the corner of the room that was still counting money was affected. A lot of money was spilled on the ground, glaucoma stared, and he immediately attacked the two of them. Grabbing Didara and Obito in one hand, he shouted angrily, "You two, give me a mission to make up for all the losses!!!"

Kakuto went crazy, one against two, Didara was frightened by the explosive power produced by Qian Nu's possessed Kakuto, and repeatedly agreed, while Obito pretended to cry loudly: "Senior Kakuto, Ah Fei is wrong!" Already! Ah Fei will never dare again!"

Satisfied, Jiaodu gave everyone a box of mission scrolls at the end. Didara stared at the scrolls in his arms, feeling disheartened. He felt that he was going to be beaten to death by Xie Dana.

And Obito pretended to be hit at the beginning, but after a while he began to giggle carelessly. Seeing Obito's stupid look, Didara curled his lips, very unwilling, boss, you don't have to worry, Anyway, Penn will definitely help you out.

"Senior Deidara~ Ah Fei is a newcomer, Ah Fei doesn't know how to do tasks, senior, please help Ah Fei~" Obito lowered his body and looked up at Didara pitifully.

The corners of Didara's eyes twitched, and he squinted at the only hole in Obito's mask, boss, don't do this, Xiao Di can't help you, and I can't protect myself, you should go to your Payne.

"Senior Didara~~~"

"Ahem, since you have begged me so much, senior, I will help you as hard as I can, but the premise is that you have to turn around and close your eyes first." Didara said seriously.

In order to play the perfect image of a good junior who listens to the words of the seniors, Obito obediently obeyed, and also looked touched. Of course, no one can see the real situation under the mask, but Didara and other Obito When he turned around, he quickly threw all his quest scrolls on the opponent's scroll, and Sa Yazi ran away, but Obito only heard a voice from a distance: "A Fei—this is the love that senior has for you." ah--"

When Obito heard the sound of fading away behind him, he was puzzled for a moment. As soon as he turned around, he saw the mission scroll that was a lot higher, and quickly shouted loudly in the direction where Didara was escaping: "Didara Senior treats Ah Fei too much——"