[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

? "Didara, you are partnering with A Fei for this mission."

"Nani!!"

At this time, Didala was standing in Payne's office, and there were only three people present, including him, Payne Tiandao, A Fei, and Didara.

"Senior Didala, you have to protect Ah Fei~~" The man wearing the whirlpool mask turned to Didara immediately after hearing Payne's words.

Dida twitched the corners of his mouth. In such a strange situation, he rushed over immediately after receiving an emergency call from Payne. He thought that there was some important event and everyone would go there, but when he arrived, he realized that there was no one there at all. Moreover, why is a certain funny boss here? And after Xie Danna's death, that pseudo-Ban picked up the ring before partnering with Xiao Di.

After being stunned for a while, God Didara remembered the existence of his Haodan and Nascorpion: "Yes, yes, I'm leaving, what about that Scorpion!!"

"Jade Girl has another task." Payne Tiandao replied lightly.

Didala gritted his teeth bitterly, Xiedanna ignored me and left me alone with Pseudoban. /(ToT)/~~

"Eh?! Ah Fei was able to do missions with Senior Didala because Senior Scorpion had other missions! Ah Fei is so sad!" Ah Fei, who was twisting and twisting in front of Didala just now, heard Payne's words, Immediately pretending to be very injured, he squatted in the corner of the wall.

"Your task this time is to go to Yinyin Village to collect information."

"Yinyin Village!!!" Didara exclaimed, isn't that the site of Orochimaru!

"It has been confirmed that it is the lair of Orochimaru. Although the task of obliterating Orochimaru has been handed over to the Qingyu team before, this time is different. It seems that Orochimaru is going to do something. The two of you should go and investigate first." Payne Tiandao explained expressionlessly.

Didara was stunned when he heard that, although he already knew where Orochimaru's lair was, which didn't surprise him, but when did you give us the task of obliterating Orochimaru, Payne? ! !Uh... Could it be... Xie Dan, did he forget to tell me again? !Hehe, Didara twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly.

"What! What! Senior Orochimaru is going to take action!!!" Ah Fei, who was still squatting in the corner of the wall just now, was revived with full blood, "Senior is indeed a senior, it feels so amazing!!" towards the ceiling.

"Oshemaru has already betrayed Akatsuki." Payne Tiandao spread his face.

"What!! It turns out that Oshemaru-senpai betrayed Akatsuki, ah, isn't Ah Fei the enemy of Orochimaru-senpai! It's scary!!" Ao Fei continued to tease.

Deidara glanced at the BOSS who has been smoking since just now, and felt a pain in the brain, obviously no one cares about him, but he can still play so happily alone, you see, even Nagato can't stand you anymore Well, and on the premise that he thinks you are the real Uchiha ancestor.

"That's the mission, let's go as soon as possible."

"Yes."

"Roger that!"

Soon, the two walked out of Payne's office.

A Fei walked away when he saw Didara coming out, and immediately ran up to stop him: "Senior Didara! Wait A Fei! Senior Didara!!"

"What are you doing?" Didara stopped and said impatiently. At the beginning, he was often terrified when facing the fake Bandidara, but because the BOSS was too funny, he was not in the mood to be terrified. It's gone, and then all I can think of is that it's best for this teaser to stay away from him, so as to save trouble.

"Senior Didara, of course Ah Fei is going to follow you to do the mission!" Ah Fei said happily.

"A Fei, you go back and prepare first, and you will meet up with me at the door later... um." Didala looked at A Fei's...mask earnestly, obviously Xiao Di is the pistachio of the Akatsuki organization, Boss, your setting is a bit heavy with Xiaodi, so that I can't continue to interpret Xiaodi's teasing. As the saying goes, when two teasers meet, there must be one person who is deep, and that person is me, huh.

"Understood! Senior Didara, Ah Fei is going to get ready now, and then we will meet up with senior." Ah Fei raised his hand to the mask and gave a military salute.

"A Fei is such a good boy." Didara nodded in relief.

"Well, of course Ah Fei is a good boy!" Then he ran away in an extremely funny posture.

The corners of Deidara's eyes twitched, saying what the hell is this illusion that I often feel that I am my mother! !

Here, Didara is busy in his room. What kind of ninja tools, clay, a change of clothes, small snacks, and small toys for entertainment are all sealed into the scroll. What the hell!Are you going on an outing?Didara immediately took out all the toys, but let's keep the snacks, I don't want to eat Bingliang Wan.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside, and at the same time, there was a funny shout: "Senior Didara! Senior Didara! Ah Fei is here to join you! Senior Didara!"

Didara's forehead twitched. What I said was the door of Xiao base, not the door of my room! Boss, how many times do you have to challenge my bottom line before you give up!

Even though he was so angry, why wouldn't the boss not open the door when he knocked on it?

"Senior Didara! You finally opened the door! Ah Fei's hand knocking on the door hurts so much!!" At the moment Didara opened the door, Ah Fei rushed up desperately, but Didara turned sideways. He successfully dodged it, but the person who jumped up lost the support he should have, lost his center of gravity, and fell to the ground in a posture like a pilgrimage.

At this time, Ah Fei's state is like this, the entire whirlpool mask is tightly attached to the ground, his arms are stretched forward by his ears, his knees are kneeling, and the highest point of his whole body is...his hips.

Didara covered his face, boss, what about your integrity, and what kind of posture is that! ! !I really want to kick it up and say it! ! !

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I kick———

"Hey—" Ah Fei, who just wanted to get up, was kicked by Didara, causing his whole body to stick to the ground.

A Fei struggled to get up from the ground, turned around and complained to Didala with a crying voice like biting a small handkerchief: "Senior Didala, how could you treat A Fei like this! A Fei's butt hurts!"

"Ahem!" Didara's eyes fluttered guiltily. How could I say that because BOSS's ass is so upright, he couldn't control his feet and wanted to kick it up.

Didara looked at A Fei with a fake smile: "A Fei, this is the expression of my love for you, senior!"

When Ah Fei heard this, he immediately jumped up and down in the room happily: "Senior Didara is the best!!!"

Didara rubbed her nose, staying with the BOSS is really tiring, Xiaodi, my settings are about to collapse, sure enough, shaking S belly black or something... It's so much fun!Um.

Finally, Ah Fei jumped in front of Didala: "Senior Didala, let's go!"

Didara raised his eyebrows: "You're ready so soon?!"

"A Fei has been healed a long time ago!!" A Fei proudly patted his chest.

Didara looked at A Fei, because he was not an official member, so he didn't have a Xiaopao. A Fei was only wearing a ninja uniform for fighting. Tinker Bell pocket?

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No, he really does come, ah, I really want to have a portable space like Shenwei, so I can move all my belongings in, the whole person is a mobile house! ! !

Didara stuffed the scroll of the sealed thing into the small bag, turned his back and said, "Let's go."

"Great!!!" Ah Fei spun around excitedly, but unexpectedly, his left foot kicked his right foot in the middle: "Ah——"

Hearing A Fei's screams, Didara turned around helplessly, BOSS, what's wrong with you again?

I saw Ah Fei fell to the ground again, but this time he didn't exaggerately shouted the pain, but stared blankly at the bottom of Didara's bed.

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