[K] Saigon

Considering the symmetry of Zhou Fangzun's beard and whiskers, I kindly asked him if he wanted to pull out the remaining one, but he gave me a glare and pulled out another one from nowhere—this is really cheating Why don't you tell me that his whiskers can be pulled out like a shark's tooth and then combed out from somewhere else to replace...

Fortunately, I kindly asked him if he wanted to pull out the remaining one to show symmetry.Little Qianhe is very good, if she is not hungry or her diaper is wet, she will not cry, she will stare around with black eyes, and she seems to like Zhou Fangzun and Anna very much, as long as one of them is close, she will He will babble and open his little hands begging for a hug. The baby's face is so tender and smooth. It always makes me look like I'm pinching two hands but I'm reluctant to do it, for fear of breaking it.

Since this child is a supernatural person, since he was thrown here at HOMRA, he couldn’t ignore it. Kusanagi Mama called Seli-chan, and it was said that it would take two days for Qingfu to pick up this child... Tsk tsk, no I know if those little angels in Qingfu can raise little Qianhe well... No, it's much better than being raised in a violent group. Thinking of this, I couldn't help turning my head to look at Zhou Fangzun. He was sitting on the sofa, the little Qianhe lay on the side and stretched out her little paws to him, smiling "Yeah"...

I said, why does this product please children so much?I really can't figure it out, look at him, he has a fierce look, no matter how you look at it, he is a gangster boss, that look... Is this the cute contrast in the legend!Help my CPU is about to explode, okay?

Little Qianhe successfully climbed to the side of Zhou Fangzun's thigh, then hugged his thigh and continued to smile happily, "Yah." Can I automatically translate the sound of "Yah" into "hug" or "Brother, let me grab your beard again"?Put the soaked milk powder on the back of your hand and test the temperature, "This temperature should be just right..." After all, the skin of babies is much softer than that of adults, let alone the skin of the mouth that is easy to burn, "Do you want to use a thermometer to measure it?" Take the temperature?" Duo Niang leaned over and held up a mercury thermometer...

"Go aside... don't make trouble." I pushed him aside with my forehead, and he shrugged his shoulders with a smile, "I really want to taste the taste of milk powder," he dug out a spoonful from the milk powder can The milk powder looked at the spoonful of powder with a very serious expression, I picked up little Qianhe from Zhou Fangzun's lap, the little guy really stretched his little hand to grab Zhou Fangzun's necklace, Anna was sideways The head looked at her.

I don’t know why at that moment, I thought Zhou Fangzun looked like a super good-tempered dad, and I thought he seemed to be smiling, yes, I actually felt that he seemed to be smiling... Is it just my illusion for a moment? This kind of thought will arise...Little Qianhe was hugged off Zhou Fangzun's body by me, puffed up his cheeks and continued to open his small hands to Zhou Fangzun, intending to attack his beard again...Why does this bear child have the same beard as Zhou Fangzun? The beard is on the bar, although sometimes I really want to pull out his two cockroach whiskers, but... from this point of view, his tolerance for children seems to be described as infinitely high?

Little Qianhe tugged at his neck chain, pulled out his hair, and never saw him get angry.

Tatara next to him really started to make milk powder for himself... Well, the world can no longer control his curiosity, let him go, "Come on, little Chizuru, let's have dinner." Flipping over and hugging me, she stared at me with those bright eyes, let out a "giggle" laugh, and obediently took the plastic nipple of the bottle in her mouth, took two sips and started spitting milk...

I frantically helped her wipe off the milk she spit out, the saliva was all over the saliva, I reached out and tapped her nose, "Little naughty, be careful not to grow up if you don't eat well." Ahhh, Even this is so cute, she opened her toothless mouth and smiled happily.

I have never raised a child before, but this seems very interesting. After feeding Xiao Qianhe, there was still a small half of the milk powder left in the bottle, so I casually threw the bottle to Zhou Fangzun.He froze for a moment, and then looked at the feeding bottle in his hand with a puzzled expression. The feeding bottle was already small, but it looked even smaller in his hand.

"Does Xiao Qianhe want to sleep?" I leaned over and she covered my nose with her chubby and tender hand. It was so small that I could only feel the tenderness of the baby's palm when I patted it on my face. Zhou Fangzun Finally stood up, "It's so numb, I can't take it anymore." He muttered and put the bottle aside, Anna didn't follow him, but came to my side, and stretched out her hand to me, "I want to hug Qianzuru." The little guy also stretched out his hand to Anna, his smiling eyes fascinated.

I put Xiao Qianhe into Anna's arms, and Xiao Qianhe stretched out his hand and put his little hand on Anna's face. She is not yet old enough to speak, so she can only yell, but she can already laugh, Zhou Fang Zun opened the door of HOMRA and walked out with a look of "I'm very upset". I think I went to smoke. You must know that after Xiao Qianhe came, all Barbara members were strictly prohibited from smoking by me, even he was no exception. If you smoke, you have to wait outside until the smell of smoke is gone before you can come in.

You have to know that children are so delicate, how can they be polluted by second-hand smoke?Finally, little Chizuru wanted to sleep, so I carried her into the stroller and covered her with a small quilt, she sucked her thumb in her mouth and soon fell asleep, Kusanagi Mama went to SCEPTER4, I don’t think so How soon can I come back.

"Anna, do you want to go to sleep for a while too?" I smiled and touched little Anna's head, she shook her head and turned her head to look to the side. The camera turned to me, "Sa, have a smile, Sa looks like a good mother when taking care of little Qianhe." He poked his head out from behind the camera, and after I thought for two seconds, I directly gave He burst into chestnuts.

"Ah..." He held his head, "I'm obviously praising Sa, why did you hit me?"

"Hey -- don't pretend I'm not trying hard at all, okay?"

He raised his head with a smile, then shook his head, "Sa."

"Huh?" I heard Duo Niang call me when I was putting away milk powder, diapers and the like, and then I turned my head to look at him, and he smiled cutely, "Three-dimensional tsundere and innocent. Duo Duoliang raised his index finger and put it on the side of his face and smiled. I cracked my fingers resolutely, and said with a smile: "The skin is itchy again..."

He ran out with his old camcorder in his arms.

It's true, this guy has always been like a child who didn't grow up, but that's right, the guys in Barbara are basically like children who haven't grown up in one aspect, even Zhou Fangzun is no exception—— Except for Kusanagi Mama, who is a nanny—hey, why do I want to wax Kusanagi Mama when I think so?

When the bar was open, I put Xiao Qianhe in Zhou Fangzun’s room—although the sound insulation effect was not that good, when the bar closed and took a shower and came out of the bathroom, I passed by Zhou Fangzun’s door. He didn’t close the door and turned on the light I poked my head out of the door out of curiosity, only to see Zhou Fangzun dangling in front of Little Qianhe with his snowflake-shaped necklace, teasing her expressionlessly...

I'm going... This scene is simply too scary!In an instant, various contrasting cute settings were switched in my mind like a revolving lantern, and then I decisively took out the terminal and faced him - I would be sorry for him if I didn't take pictures of such a classic scene! ——Fuck the flashlight is on!

Zhou Fangzun put away the necklace at the fastest speed, then stood up and rushed over at a speed of at least [-] yards per hour. I put away the terminal and ran decisively and jumped from the escalator on the second floor to the first floor. He followed closely and jumped too Come down - wait, I seem to see a figure with a smirk hidden on the other side of the door?Fuck Zhou Fangzun, stop chasing me, Duo Niang still has a cassette on it, why don't you chase him down!

"Don't chase me!" I screamed, holding my head and running like a mouse, with Kusanagi Mama in between, "My chair!" "My table!" "My cup!" With such screams, I opened the door and ran away Going out, the freezing temperature outside made my goosebumps explode all over my body—I was wearing pajamas QAQ, and Zhou Fangzun reached out and grabbed my back by the collar with just this dazed effort, and stabbed it Tear off a strip of my pajamas from top to bottom.

"I was wrong, QAQ hero, please forgive me!" I offered the terminal with both hands, and he snatched it with a snort, then deleted the picture I just took, turned around and walked away—my pajamas ...

#On the importance of turning off the flash in sneak shots#

Because I was afraid that Xiao Qianhe would cry and wake up at night, Zhou Fangzun's sleep quality was not good. I would sleep in the basement with my heater and hot water bottle in my arms. Xiao Qianhe slept with me. She is actually quite obedient. My sleep wasn't too deep, so I could feel her whimpering a little, and when I got up I usually found her wet diaper.

Then it was changing diapers and putting her to sleep... I never knew that it was such a trouble to bring a baby... well, I have never raised a baby before, the nurses in Tianshang Palace are really hard-you know us With a long lifespan and a slow metabolism, the development of the little Saigon is much slower than that of humans, and the lactation period is also longer than that of humans-this is really a long process of feeding...

The Tianshang Palace has not been overwhelmed by the cries of children, probably because of the first-class sound insulation effect of nanomaterials...

"Oh, Qianzuru don't cry, Qianhe is good...don't cry..." I patted Qianzuru's back and yawned at the same time, the little guy kept sobbing, I was a little flustered, I don't know what happened to her, " Mom, can I sing to you, please? Little Qianhe is good," I patted her on the back and tried to hum the songs of my hometown - although I didn't learn a few words.

Estina often says that my singing is a bit out of tune, I am tone deaf, yes, I don’t have her sweet voice and enchanting posture, and my body doesn’t even look like a...well, a woman with male aesthetics— —but I never cared, and Eisner only occasionally joked about my tone deafness.

No one stipulates that the emperor of an empire must be able to sing, right?I'm not a singer.The door was opened, and I saw Zhou Fangzun standing at the door, wearing his little vest and boxer shorts that can basically be seen as pajamas, and slippers on his feet. Fortunately, the door is closed now, otherwise his appearance... Poof!It's just... poof ha ha ha!

"It's so noisy." He walked in frowning, and I shook my head, "I'm sorry to disturb you, but Qianzuru has been crying, and I don't know what to do." My body temperature was a little lower than normal, Even if you touch Qianhe's small forehead and it feels hot, Zhou Fangzun frowned, and stretched out his hand to stroke his hair. Little Qianhe has been crying and I think there must be something wrong with her.

It's not that I'm hungry, and it's not that I'm wet, so I sent little Qianzuru to Zhou Fangzun's arms, he hesitated for a moment, but still clumsily hugged Qianzuru, "I'll get brother Kusanagi's thermometer." The medicine box is at the bar In the third closet below...

Zhou Fangzun seemed to have no place to put his hands while holding Qianhe. After a while, after measuring the temperature, I found that Qianhe had a fever, 38 degrees... Damn it is not easy for such a young child to have a fever. Put on your clothes, there should be public hospitals and emergency departments now, I have to hurry up and send little Qianhe there, "I'll send Qianhe to the hospital."

Zhou Fangzun grabbed me, "Sending me to a normal hospital is useless."

"Huh?" Oh, by the way, Qianzuru is a supernatural being—is this guy very smart? !The second reaction is: You guys still remember things!

Damn it at this time, Kusanagi Mama actually went home and went to sleep. I took out the terminal and dialed Seli-chan. She seemed to be still sleeping. Looking for anti-fever stickers to help Qianhe put them on, Zhou Fangzun put Qianhe on his lap and surrounded her with one hand, Qianhe was still crying.

"I called Shili-chan, and she said she'll be here soon." I put down the terminal, and found that many of the antipyretics in the medicine box couldn't be used by Xiao Qianhe.

Zhou Fangzun bowed his head and didn't speak, he seemed very sleepy, I yawned, "I'll make a cup of coffee with Qianhe, you go to bed first." He ignored me, hugged Qianhe and closed his arms Eyes, the little guy lay on his chest and gradually quieted down.

- what is this?Daddy goes out and takes two?

It's not fair! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: When will I feel loved?

Sa: Heh-heh-

Brother Zun: ...

【…】

What is your expression of love?

Sa: Push him.

Brother Zun: ...

When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Sa: Did he love me? 【raise eyebrows

Brother Zun: You [can’t say it]←Tsundere attack

Sa: Me what me?

Honorable One: Hmph [laughs] Nothing.

What do you think is the flower that matches each other?

Sa: He is not suitable for delicate things like flowers.

Zun: Same.

Is there something the two are hiding from each other?

Sa: There are too many... [laughs]

Zun: Same. [Don't turn your head to smoke

Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Zun: hum [laughs]

Sa: It's the strangest thing that such a narcissistic guy has low self-esteem.As for me, maybe... because I'm a little tone deaf?

Zun: hum [laughs]

Sa: [Fried Hair] Why are you laughing!

Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

Sa: open

Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Sa: Did he love me?

Zun: ... [Stand up and go out to smoke]

Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Sa: It doesn't matter if you attack or suffer.

Zun: [I went out to smoke and didn’t come back]

Why is it so decided?

Sa: Hmm...Because I usually don't like to be down there...But I don't mind either...He doesn't seem to mind either...

Zun: [I went out to smoke and didn’t come back]