[K] Saigon

Zhou Fangzun, 22 years old, the third king, the leader of the Barbarian, and the boss of the underworld.Lives on the second floor of the homra bar, sleeps more than fourteen hours a day, loves smoking, drinking, sleeping late, and suffering from arrogance—wait, what’s wrong, forget it—he recently encountered a small problem, he was raped by a young girl who was not yet weaned The guy is hooked.

I have been thinking why Qianzuru is so clingy to Zhou Fangzun, she almost treats him as a father, I rubbed my chin and looked at Mr Zhou Fang who was sitting on the sofa in a daze because he couldn't smoke, he leaned on the sofa with dull eyes, Little Qianhe lay on his lap and grabbed his neck chain, I leaned over and said numbly to Kusanagi, "Tell me...why is Little Qianhe so attached to him?"

"I'm not a little thousand crane, how would I know?" Kusanagi Mama leaned on the bar and turned to look at the baby daddy Zun and the little thousand crane who was sitting on him trying to pull off his beard again. His camera leaned over, "I heard... There will be a strange sense of intimacy between parents and children?"

I turned my head to look at him, Duo Niang scratched my face, "I heard that." Then I turned my head and tried to slip away, I reached out and grabbed his back collar and pulled him back, "You mean..."

"Ahahaha how is this possible!" Brother Kusanagi was in a hurry by the side, I completely ignored him, and then dragged Duo Niang to me, "You mean..."

"I was talking nonsense!"

"It's just...how can such a thing be possible, Zun's character..."

"Zhou Fangzun, that bastard dared to carry a gun and go beeping a good girl from a good family, so that he could only leave the child at the bar door?! This fucking person is doing something!" As soon as the words came out, I heard a loud noise, Zhou Fangzun The cargo was originally in a daze, but now he has an extra armrest that has been pulled out in his hand. He put the little Qianhe into Anna's arms, then stood up and drove over like a tank aggressively...

Of course, during the period, we don’t care about Kusanagi Mama’s “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” anyway, it’s not the first time anyway, right?

Then... well, then he stared at me with that scary-looking eyes for a long time, I thought he might want to kill me, so I crossed my arms decisively in the shape of Ultraman Tiga, "Then even if you want to kill me to silence me, I will never waver. How can you be like this? People, children and mothers come to the door! The child is thrown out of the door, oh, no wonder Xiaoqianhe and you are so close ~ There is an inside story, there is an inside story!" I saw a crossroads on his head, and then he slapped my head with an iron sand palm.

Ten seconds later, I was lying on the bar counter, clutching my swollen head, and Xiao Qianhe was sitting in my arms, waiting for a pair of innocent eyes to look at me... Zhou Fangzun on the opposite side, Duo Niang held up the video camera Looks very interested, Brother Kusanagi... He seems to not care about it anymore, give him some wax.

Anna sat next to Zhou Fangzun, looking at me and then at Zhou Fangzun next to her. The latter seemed to be reaching the limit of his patience, with his elbows on his thighs and his hands on his forehead. I have no doubt that he would drag me to the A beating in a small dark corner, but it doesn't matter, in case he really accidentally ruined other girls and is not responsible-it's really possible, this guy 419 never knew to take protective measures...

I held up Xiao Qianhe in front of him, and he looked like I owed him 10,000+, no, it was more than a billion, and the black one could be compared with the bottom of the pot, "If you look carefully, Xiao Qianhe It really looks like you..." I made a gesture, "Look, this nose and chin..." He shuddered at my forehead, "Can you stop playing." Mr. Zhou Fang The voice sounded a little gnashing of teeth.

"Really, making mistakes is nothing, the important thing is to be a good and responsible father in the future and find the mother of the child... Oh, why are you hitting me again!" I put Xiaoqianhe in his arms, and he changed hands Handed over to Anna, Anna hugged Xiao Qianhe and the two of them looked at each other, and Xiao Qianhe laughed out with a "Yeah" - after coming back from the hospital, her physical condition is much better, Qingfu is checking Who actually left little Qianhe here after losing their child... Well, the main reason is that she kept holding on to Zhou Fangzun's necklace and crying so hard that she was not taken away...

"But after all, what Sa said is not unreasonable. Little Qianhe's nose really looks a bit like a king..." Duo Niang said, teasing Little Qianhe with a toy.

"Ten beams, please don't add fuel to the flames..." Kusanagi Mama finally came out from a small corner after crying and wiping away her tears (heavy fog!), well, it was actually after a phone call. The number of phone calls with Lijiang is getting more and more, oh~ It seems that Kusanagi Mama, you have to cultivate the mental nerves that don't change the expression of Lanxiang as soon as possible, and you can smile without knowing anything after eating a large bowl of red bean paste Say "not bad not bad" strong palate and stomach, I will bless you, sincerely.

At this moment, Zhou Fangzun had already gone out to smoke, and he didn't even shake us off—"It's strange, so calm——" I turned my head to look at Brother Kusanagi, "It can't be that he did something good, right? ?”

"How is that possible!" Brother Kusanagi finally frowned, "Don't you understand Zun's daily life better than us? Little Qianhe looks to be five or six months old..."

"It's because I was five or six months old. At that time, I wasn't in HOMRA at all. Maybe I was being treated for my injuries and I was under house arrest by Qingfu, right? And he and I were not together 24 hours a day. How did I know he wasn't with me? What did you do when you were together, and you are the same, you are not crowded with him 24 hours a day, he finds time to play 419 with a girl or something..."

"It's not Zun." Anna, who had been quiet all this time, hugged Qianhe and said, "Qianhe's father is not Zun." Now that little Anna said... Let Anna find it?" Why didn't I think of it before?Anna lowered her head to look at Xiao Qianhe, who tilted her head and grabbed Anna's hair—Little Qianhe was much gentler to Anna, not like Zhou Fangzun. The mustache is on the bar.

Anna looked at me and nodded, "Alright." Anna is so cute...Come and let me kiss you.

"Hey, in case we find out... the child's father is..." I rubbed my chin and looked up and down Fan Duo Niang and Kusanagi Mama with scrutiny. Is the person in charge?" I signaled him not to be so excited, "Ah, ah, I didn't say you were messing around outside..."

"Why do you use such obscene words..." He complained, Duo Niang leaned over and pointed at his nose, "Why doesn't Sa doubt me?"

"You can tell by the attitude of rushing to deliver it. Usually men will panic when they wake up early in the morning and find their own 419 products at the door.

"Why do I feel like you are very experienced..."

"Brother Kusanagi, stop complaining, be careful to vomit until you die."

"I said, can you pick up your integrity a little bit!" Ah, he finally blew up.Kusanagi Mama is the cutest, "Please at least pay attention to Anna and Xiao Qianzuru are still here! It's not good for children's education!"

"Isn't it good for education? No, this is real life education," I said while squatting down | facing Anna and said very seriously, "Anna, in the future, you must see each other clearly when you are in a relationship, and you must never look for a child. Irresponsible men like Qianhe’s father, and girls must love themselves, and they can’t be coaxed by that man just because they are dazzled by him...” Going to bed, before I finished speaking, I was directly covered by brother Kusanagi Mouth dragged aside.

"You have the qualifications to teach Anna like this! Who is it that is dizzy and ran to attack Zun in the middle of the night during estrus? Don't pollute Anna with these dirty things from the adult world!" He strangled my neck Shake vigorously.

"Shout it louder than me! Can I control the problem of high pregnancy?! I said that the area of ​​my brain that regulates this response is broken and I can't control my behavior at all, okay?! And you are strangling me to death, hurry up and let go!" I forcefully opened his hand, I think he is basically not far from collapse, I think I should not continue to stimulate him.

Tsk, how should I put it, the fact that Qianhe's father is not Zhou Fangzun is really disappointing, life is so boring that there is no final adjustment...

After tidying up my collar, I found the map, "Baby Anna, can you see it?" She looked at me and nodded, "It should be possible." Then I heard the door being opened with a creak, "Speaking of which, just in case Chizuru's father finally found out that he was really in HOMRA—let's forget about the underage misophobia of Little Angel Hatta—what should we do? I bet a dime is Chitose..." I looked at Zhou Fangzun holding a The deputy is on the second floor with an annoyed expression on his face. He doesn't seem to have any interest in what we are going to do—that's right, this guy has always been like this. Others are responsible for finding a place and he is responsible for demolition... Well, he is just lazy That's all.

"Hey, hello! What are you talking about me again?" Said Cao Cao Cao Cao, the last time I fell asleep, Maria woke up and even forgot what she was called, and now I may have completely forgotten that I slept with that girl, but she has a baby There is no way out... Well, in fact, Xiao Qianhe's eyes look a lot like his... I rubbed my chin and looked at him, and he held up the shopping bag in his hand with a look of being hairy from my stare, " Bought some diapers for Little Qianhe..." Then she looked at me and moved aside, hugging her chest like a little daughter-in-law being raped by a flower picker, "Sister Sa, don't look at me. I treat you like this The type is not interested..."

Fuck you damn brat, you deserve a beating, right?Three seconds later, he bowed with panda eyes on his face, "I'm sorry, Sister Sa, I was wrong."

If I had known this before, why should I do it in the first place?

Anna opened her small hands like a witch, and Qianhe lay beside her and looked at her. The three glass beads turned repeatedly in an area as if they were affected by something. She paused, "I found it." The glass beads responded Stopped turning, gathered in the same place——

"Wait, I remember this is..." Mother Kusanagi came over and frowned, Anna stopped talking, we are all familiar with this place.It's not just familiarity, we brought Anna back here two years ago, and it's also because of this incident that I have a little prejudice against the young group and the golden clan.

"The Nanagamado... the hospital?" Duo Niang poked her head out from behind the camera.

That's the territory of the Golden Clan.

The author has something to say: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Sa: I’m satisfied, but it’s too boring

Zun: [Still smoking and not coming back]

Where was the first H?

Sa: Zhou Fangzun's bedroom

Zun: 【Come back after smoking】

How did you feel?

Sa: It hurts like hell.

Zun: ...huh [laughs] ← Translation: This actually means very comfortable

What did the other party look like at that time?

Sa: Like a lion in heat.

Brother Zun: I forgot about the outbreak of the tsundere disease

What's your first word in the morning?

Sa: "I didn't wear a condom last night"

Brother Zun: ... ←Actually, he didn't speak at all

H times per week?

Sa: I will go to him if I want, who will count the number of times...

Jia asked: He didn't take the initiative to find you? !

Sa: How is it possible [laughs]

Zun: ...

Ideally, how many times a week?

Sa: Whatever, I don't care.

Zun: whatever. ← Is it really okay! ! ! !

So, what kind of H is it?

Sa: Very painful H.H who is poor in technique, H who feels no pleasure at all, virgin... oh!Why hit me!

Zun: ...shut up.

Your most sensitive place?

Sa: The back of the waist, I am sensitive to the sensitive places of normal people.

Zun: ... I don't know. ← He really doesn't know!

Where is the other party most sensitive?

Zun: ... I don't know ← I actually know

Sa: The waist... right?Or somewhere else?Why don't you go back today and feel it all over your body? [Ethics! ! !