[K] Saigon

Speaking of Mr. Redhead, I always thought his surname was Zhou, but Mr. Izumo said his surname was Zhou Fang. Well, I am still too naive. Speaking of which, Auntie, I will not admit that when I watched the [beep——] prince on the Internet, I thought Xu [Beep——] The surname is Xu—hey, wait, did I just say something amazing?

no.

Generally speaking, although this place is a place where all kinds of gangsters gather, I don’t know why even if they gather here, they seldom fight. Because I don’t want to eat free rice, I will help in Mr. Kusanagi’s bar. Recently I found out that Kamamoto boy seems to have a tendency to lose weight, but he didn't pay much attention to it. Until one day a slender and thin beautiful boy appeared in front of me and was told that this product was the soft and chubby Kamamoto Rifu-kun. I was still shocked Jump - it's unscientific! ! !

"Ah! Sa, you are too fussy, it happens every summer~" Mr. Tatara took out a few photos and showed me the whole process of a certain teenager's weight loss—no—even if it was liposuction or summer burnout It is impossible to lose weight so fast! !As an aunt who may be overweight at any time due to a large appetite, I am envious, jealous and hateful! ! ! !

"By the way, KING has been squatting on the second floor for nearly three days and hasn't come down?" I was sweeping the floor, while Mr. Kusanagi was cleaning his precious bar counter. Tadama was sitting on the chair in front of the bar counter. He has recently become obsessed with shogi. But if no one plays with him, I can't play that thing.

By the way, one meal lasts for three days, is he constipated?I put away the broom, "If you're worried, go up and get him up."

"It's not such a simple thing." Mr. Kusanagi shook his head with a wry smile as he wiped his glass. I shrugged my shoulders indifferently, "By the way, what did you say last time? Take off the apron and sit on the chair in front of the bar. At this time, Mr. Tatara is playing a puzzle game-"I said this is not happy to hit Doudou..." I leaned over and took his terminal, The original hexagon has become an irregular polygon.

"This thing is very interesting, but I can't make it reach the hexagon in the middle before hitting the wall." Duo Liang reached out and tapped the little pink ball, which bounced out suddenly and hit the wall. On the wall, and then pushed the hexagonal disk to rotate twice, and the purple bead behind it pushed up.

"Is it about 21 degrees to [-] degrees at a time..." I held the terminal in my hand, "Borrowing the rebound from the wall, the rotation angle is about [-] degrees to [-] degrees... In other words-" I turned my face Looking at Mr. Tatara who was staring at me with a curious baby expression on his face, "Is it true that if more than three balls do not hit the 'set' of the same color, it will become irregular?" I swipe the screen twice, Let the purple beads hit the wall at a suitable angle, and then bounce and shoot down the 'set' formed by the two purple beads - I got started right away, "This game requires strong spatial imagination and calculation ability. "I put the broom aside and began to concentrate on the strategy of a level. Mr. Tatara was watching next to me. After about three or four hours, I returned the terminal to him, "No, I can only go to level [-]... ..."

"It's already amazing! If it were me, I would probably only be able to reach the j□j level at most..." At this time, his terminal suddenly beeped, and when he opened it, he found that it was a message from the game development company. Text message, "Congratulations to the player, you have become the first player to break through the [-]th level of this game, and you will be rewarded with a chance to draw a lottery. The prizes are..."

"Wow! This is awesome!" He sent the terminal in front of me as if he had encountered something interesting, "You know, this game has been online for half a month! It's the first time someone rushed to twenty Close it!"

"Probably because the element of luck was minimized when developing the game, and technology and computing power were put first--" I complained, "and besides boring junior high school students and homeless people , who would be bored enough to hold a terminal and play puzzle games all day?"

"Haha, Sa's words are really sharp and ruthless." He didn't seem to be angry at my complaints, but started to draw a lottery with a good temper, "But the lottery draw is all about luck!" It's cute, I couldn't help but sighed, "Not only the principle of reflection is taken into account, but also the possible energy consumption of ejection, the rotation deviation caused by the hitting angle, and even the angle of entry are all carefully considered—— Who is so boring to develop this kind of puzzle game that is so difficult to die, how about Xiu IQ die early!"

"Sa is also very good at noticing these problems as soon as he gets started." Duo Liang nodded with a smile, "Guess what I won?"

"what?"

"A [-]% discount coupon for the largest barbecue restaurant in Zhenmu Town! I'm so lucky! I've wanted to eat there for a long time, and it's said that the taste is first-class!" He jumped up like a child, " I'm going to wake up King! Let's try it! Sa is coming too! You are a great hero!"

"Hey, hey! I can't go now!" I jumped up and saw him running happily all the way to the second floor without saying anything, "Speaking of which—that guy is actually worried about your boss, right?" I turned around He turned his head to look at Mr. Kusanagi, who put on his sunglasses and smiled, "But I think I discovered another interesting thing."

"Huh?" I looked at his expression with a sense of foreboding.

"You seem to be familiar with these physics and calculations." He folded up the dishcloth for wiping the bar and put it away properly, then looked at me with a smile on his chin.

"Ah--" I rolled my eyes, "I'm serious, you haven't gone to college, have you?" The corner of his mouth twitched twice and he stopped talking, "Of course I did." He nodded seriously Nod, I don't think the credibility is high.

"Auntie, I am a legendary high-achieving student squatting at home." I laughed and waved my hand, in exchange for a speechless expression twitching at the corner of his mouth, and then Mr. Dotara burst out on the second floor, "It hurts!" It hurts, KING, what are you doing!" With such a shout, the corners of my mouth twitched twice, you see, I just said that guy is angry to get up?

After more than ten minutes, a certain red-haired man with a non-mainstream hairstyle came down like this, followed by Duoduo, who was rubbing his head. He made a "V" gesture to me and Mr. Kusanagi, and I shrugged. Shoulder, "You go, I will definitely be sent to a mental hospital without explanation if I go out now."

The red-haired man seemed a little dissatisfied with getting him up just because of this kind of thing, and he looked lazy, until Mr. Kusanagi came out from the bar and patted me on the shoulder, "The [-]% discount coupon is yours. You won it back, if you go to eat barbecue, we can't bring you takeaway if you don't go, because Zun will eat all of it and no one will keep it..."

Wait, Mr. Kusanagi, did you say something serious?By the way, I have probably stayed here for nearly three or four days, and I have become more and more familiar with them-if this continues, auntie, a good young man in the new century, will be assimilated into a punk!

"Oh! Do you want to eat barbecue with Mr. Zun?!" Hatta opened the door and walked in with his skateboard in his arms, followed by an impatient little monkey. "It's really great!" Then when the eight-day children found out that I seemed to be going with them, they couldn't say a word.

Fushimi Little Monkey turned his head away and snorted, seeming very upset.

This relationship is really complicated...

"I said, brat," I put my hand on Hatta boy's head, and he jumped up and shouted, "Don't press my head!" Then he seemed to realize that something was wrong, turned his head away without saying a word , I sighed, "Little devil, in fact, you can treat me as a man."

"Don't, don't talk about this kind of stuff! Besides, how do you want others to treat you as a man! You are obviously a woman!"

"No, auntie, my chest is as open as men..." I reached out to untie the opening of my shirt, because I can't expect those old men to go to the lingerie store, so I have been directly wrapping my chest with bandages Forget it - I'm not the choppy type anyway, and as for fat times, I'm not going to tell you I'm wearing men's boxers.

The clothes on my body are all men’s clothing. Even if I go out now and ten people see me, nine of them will think I’m a man and the rest will think I’m a shemale. As soon as I unbutton a button, Hatta’s little boy sends out "Oh!" Such a scream fell backwards, "You you you you..."

You see, I just said that this kind of little chu makes (nan) the most fun—I don’t know if it’s overplayed, the little monkey looks even more anxious, “Misaki, please don’t be so virginal Is it?" I can only say that young man, you are definitely a member of the Tucao reserve team - young man, you can try to pretend to be a dumbass and complain when you complain, maybe as the value of the complaint rises, you will be recharged and then become Be the weapon you want—if, of course, you're not thinking about iodized salt.

Then I felt that someone grabbed my head and lifted me up. After a second, I changed my eyes and was thrown out of the gate of HOMRA with my head down.

No need to think about it, only that ungentlemanly male whore can come up with such a thing of throwing a beautiful(?) young(?) girl(?) like my aunt out of the door-it is written all over her face that she is destined to die alone Accompanied by the right hand for a lifetime, hum.

In the end, I wore sunglasses and walked on the street with a group of gangster gangsters. When the group drove into the barbecue restaurant, I felt that the boss was about to cry. Duoduo Niang came out and took his terminal. Scanned it for the boss, who wanted to cry without tears and invited a group of gangsters who couldn't be messed with into a high-end box.

So today is the end of the day for the kebab shop owner?On the one hand, Kamamoto is very virtuous to help his Hatta brother barbecue. It is said that he is basically unwilling to eat when he is tired in summer, while the little monkey Fushimi folds his arms and sends out "tsk" and "tsk" from time to time The sound of "cut" - this relationship is really complicated.

As for Dudama, Mr. Kusanagi and——Chitose Hiroshi?Mr. Pickup Master is the name, right?Not many people came today, just a few people, but they ordered a lot of barbecue—are you all foodies? ——They hugged the barbecue and kept away from the red-haired leader, he...

Fuck!Let go of that roast, it's not cooked yet, it's still bloody! ! !It's still raw, don't you hear it crying and saying "can you bake it for a while"! !

Are you from the savannah? ! ! !Haven't you evolved completely yet?Wouldn't it feel fishy to eat raw? ! !You deserve to be constipated! ! ! !

"I told you that Zun will eat all the meat, raw or cooked, and there will be no leftovers..." Mr. Kusanagi walked up to me with a plate of grilled eggplant, "Let's eat some vegetarian food." I saw the meat on the plate in front of me disappear at an unbelievable speed—all into the belly of a certain redhead.

Whether cooked or not.

grass!Auntie, I don't want eggplant, I want meat! ! !

Just when his sinful chopsticks reached for the last piece of weeping roasted meat in the baking tray, I quickly pressed it down with a chopstick, "Wipe, you can get your hands on this kind of buds like small flowers from the motherland, really Beast!"

"...Why does this metaphor sound so strange..." Mr. Kusanagi complained, but I didn't have time to pay attention to him, I wanted to defend the dignity of the crying barbecues!

"Huh? Are you brave..." A hoarse and lazy voice suddenly sounded, and the whole box was suddenly quiet—to use an old-fashioned but very practical metaphor, even the sound of a needle falling on the ground can be heard .

I once heard some members say that when this guy is angry, he can't hit or curse, but he can scare people with just one look|sit on the ground and stand still, I raised my eyes He met his amber eyes right away—well, they're actually pretty, I mean color.

Then I obediently persuaded, "Boss, go ahead, I won't bother you..." Then I silently crawled to the side and began to eat the baked buns - which bastard suggested eating barbecue and called this guy!The barbecue on the griddle is crying!Their dignity has been trampled on mercilessly!

Hey, auntie, I hate domineering masculinity.

Domineering, cool, evil, charming, crazy male prostitute, I curse you to be lonely forever, unable to find a gay friend to pick up soap with, only to be a forbidden gay! ! !

The author has something to say: Let me reiterate - the heroine's brain is broken! ! ! !

No message?Burned.