[K] Saigon

Zhou Fangzun, [cross out] a master and doctoral student in the Hooligan Department of Social University, and now he is a senior doctoral supervisor in the department [cross out] Well, to put it bluntly, he is a gangster who is a gangster, but Misaki Hatta seems to be interested in him The status quo is very satisfied, but the little monkey who is not happy with his personality cult of Mr. Gnapkin seems to be even more anxious.

This summer, Mr. Kusanagi’s Deacon Bar was finally launched vigorously. I don’t know why I was also dragged out to serve as a deacon—the reason was “I can’t keep Kamamoto busy all the time.”—this reason is amazing, but I still don’t believe it That slender and beautiful boy is the chubby Kamamoto-kun, but obviously you have to believe it!

Auntie, I am shamefully envious, jealous and hateful. After Sao Nian handed over your weight-loss secrets, Auntie, I will consider not beeping you first, then beeping, then beeping, and finally beeping. It seems that I feel my resentment. Turning her face to reveal a smile with a halo and a flower, "What's the matter, Ah Sa?"

"No, it's okay..." As a wretched aunt, I think you are really... covering your nose and thumbs up. You are really a good material for being a cowherd, young man!With just one move of hand and one shot of foot, many face-controlling and nympho, including me, can't help but want to burst into nosebleeds...

"Here I want... a sundae." The girl over there ordered after a long discussion, because a lingering arrest warrant was still there, so I basically stayed in the underground storage room of the bar I'm not very willing to come out, until recently Brother Kusanagi proposed the "Deacon Bar" event so I can come out to let the air out-what, you ask Zhou Fangzun?This guy seems to have made up his mind not to go downstairs until dinner time, and has been nesting on the second floor for a week.

So he is a veritable squatting at home!

However, I personally think Brother Kusanagi, do you want to wear a suit for me on a hot day? It’s very hot, and you also have this mask on your face. Don’t you think it’s ridiculous!This kind of masquerade-like dress-well, it seems to be very popular in front of female customers who are full of girlish hearts-Auntie me!There is such a thing as a girl's heart! ——"Do you want a chocolate sundae or a strawberry sundae?" I dragged the plate and walked up to the two girls, showing a handsome smile that I thought was pretty cool.

By the way, why do bars sell chocolate sundaes? Auntie, I have never been in a bar. I don’t know!

"Two chocolate sundaes... um... will it make you fat..." One of the little girls pointed anxiously at the oversized sack of bridge beans!Is such a large portion okay?Big tape!Are you done eating?

"Ah, how could it be? A beautiful girl like a princess doesn't have to worry about this problem." I smiled and handed over the menu, "Would you like to try our summer watermelon smoothie?"

"Ah, ah, let's have two chocolate sundaes and two summer watermelon smoothies!" How should I put it, looking at the girl's shining eyes, I'm so happy——satisfied.

Summer or something is really - Thumbs up.

"You're good, Sa." Brother Kusanagi seemed to be in a good mood, "Kamamoto, I'll take you instead." I yawned, "You can be on the afternoon shift."

"Hey~" He tossed his hair in a sassy way, which attracted screams like "Ah!" and "Kamamoto-kun is so handsome~" from many young ladies—well, actually, auntie, I also want to scream together.

"By the way, who's going to deliver food to that guy upstairs during the lunch break?" I suddenly remembered that a certain red-haired guy had been upstairs for nearly a week and didn't go downstairs—Brother Kusanagi had hoarded a large amount of food. He wanted to discuss a lot of things with him, but he simply said, "It's troublesome, you can figure it out." He pushed all of them to Brother Kusanagi to handle it, so he is the boss!

Auntie, I am so envious, the boss just said a word, and the younger brother broke his leg!

"Uh... well... I think it's better to call out the honor than to deliver the food..." Before he finished speaking, I grabbed Ya by the collar, "Hey, hey, Tatara is big I don’t know where I went. Are you going to let the Hatta Chihuahua call or let the handsome guy Kammoto call? Or open the door and throw the monkey in and light the wax while listening to the sound of the explosion on the second floor Ah!!! Don't look at me like that, I know you won't go!"

Mama Kusanagi looked away and took a puff of cigarette calmly, "Go."

"Huh?" I let go of his collar and uttered a monosyllable to signal my brief data processing issue with his words, and he repeated, "You go wake Zun up."

"No, I don't want to wake up a guy who lives on the second floor of a bar with serious waking up." I crossed my hands on my chest, "And why don't you go, Kusanagi!"

"You must know that if my staff officer is killed, everyone will have a hard time..." He complained unconsciously. After getting acquainted with this guy, he found that this guy is actually a superstar. Of course, this Guy always thinks about the worst and—

"Then the worst outcome is that I, the unlucky guy who is not one of you, rushes up and wakes up your super dangerous savannah lazy lion and gets his head bitten!" I snarled, grabbing his collar He said, he patted me on the shoulder very calmly, "It's okay, Zun isn't such a violent person..."

"Ghosts believe you!" I continued to shake his collar, "Tell me where the mother went, and I'll go find him, and then let that guy go to the top of the head, even the muscles are almost slack. Get up the lazy lion!"

"Even if you go now, you won't be able to find him. That 3-minute hot guy said he went to take pictures of seascapes, and he will be there for three days..."

"Then go yourself!" I growled.

"Although I have a good relationship with that person and have been good friends since high school..." He said with wandering eyes, "You know, the longer Zun squats on the second floor, the more dangerous the state is, and now this kind of I'm really worried about the situation, but..." He took a puff of cigarette and pulled my hand away from his collar, "That guy is the only one who can bind Zun as a chain."

I'm not talking about you, Brother Kusanagi, what you said sounds like a wretched man whose old love was snatched away by his new love and found out that his wife and Sanyuri don't want him anymore.

"I have an affordable method, do you want to try it?"

"what?"

"Prepare a plastic bag first, then fill it with water, open the door, throw it on his head quickly and he will get up." I solemnly replied, "Auntie, I couldn't get out of bed when I took the exam. This trick."

"I'll be killed by Zun." He also said solemnly, "And you said beep test, but you didn't go to the family to squat in the department." I have to say that this guy's ability to complain is actually first-rate.

"I don't want to be said that by the gangster department of the social university." I became more solemn.

"So I can only use that trick..." He took a puff of cigarette and said more solemnly.

"Ah, yes, that's the only way to go."

"Rock paper scissors! Damn! You slow down! No, no, no, two out of three!"

After winning two out of three rounds, I stood up with bloody mouth and eyes, "Ahhhh, the stairs on the second floor are over there..." Brother Kusanagi shouted at me pointing at the entrance of hell with a gloating look on his face.

"I'm going to find a plastic bag to fill with water..."

"Hurry up and stop, do you want to turn the entire second floor of the bar into ashes?!"

In short, after some squabbling, I still embarked on the road of no return to wake up that lazy lion. Remember to burn incense for me on this day next year, and the BGM can be played!Just put that "the wind is rustling, the water is cold~ the strong man will never return~~~~" This rippling wave line is slightly numb--

Take a deep breath, and then find that Kusanagi and Kamamoto are following behind and look around from time to time—don’t look, even if I go to wake up the lazy lion with the primitive wind of the savannah now, it’s impossible to talk to him What's going on with your spectating expressions about what kind of messy gods are developing!

After opening the door, I found a certain red-haired guy lying lazily on the bed like a big cat——Huh?This guy's sleeping appearance is still very cute, but he puts cigarettes and ashtrays next to the pillow. This kind of single old smoker can only hang out in nightclubs to find guns. what's up!You guy looks about 21 years old, right? !

No—precisely because a 21-year-old man who can only live on the second floor of a bar develops such living habits!

Auntie, I am not stupid at all, I will not walk over to wake him up, so I... hid behind the long sofa, and then shouted out of breath, "Wake up!!!!"

After 3 minutes, I watched Brother Kusanagi acting like an old lady and scolding the red-haired man sitting on the other half of the long sofa that hadn't been burned out. He lowered his head and turned his face away, "I'm sorry, I will accompany you."

"The floor! It's not just the sofa but also the floor!" Brother Kusanagi wept and made a fuss, "Don't think that apologizing is enough!"

"I think you should be at least half responsible for this matter..." Lazy Lion looked away, lit a cigarette and took a puff, "You called this guy to wake me up, it's a stupid thing in itself "You all graduated from the Tucao Department!Auntie is under a lot of pressure!

"Who made Zun always act like he doesn't want to accept Sa?" Brother Kusanagi put his arms around my neck, "Personally, I think it would be a good thing for Sa to be my companion."

No, I think your behavior will only make that guy look at me more uncomfortable, and you just want to find someone to help you manage your accounts while you are away!Find someone to help you take care of yourself and marry your wife!Don't drag me into the water!Ma'am I want to get a job seriously and move out of the bar basement!

Don't confuse me, auntie, with this kind of guy who knows at a glance that he lived in a rented house before becoming a hooligan leader, and lives on the second floor of a bar after becoming a hooligan leader!

"By the way, who picked this guy up..." He rubbed his temples, his hoarse voice seemed sexy if he heard it through a TV screen, but he didn't dare to put this dangerous creature in front of him. That’s right, he gives me the feeling of a lion that has suppressed his bloodthirsty desire to the extreme and is about to erupt, or a volcano that is about to erupt and destroy everything—maybe he will feel that it would be better if he erupted like this ?

Also, you bastard, do you think of me as a cat and dog on the side of the road? ! "I'm sorry, when the turmoil is over, I will leave on my own initiative and pay back all the debts I owe." I nodded seriously.

"I'm not interested in your personal goals." He stood up loosely and walked to the bathroom.

"Auntie, I don't want to be told that by the guy who lives on the second floor of the bar." I whispered something, but I heard the guy lazily complained before closing the door, "Living in the basement of the bar is not much better. Bar."

Are you a student of the Tucao Department of Otaku University? !

"At least I still have a goal, auntie!" I waved my fist at the closed door.

Brother Kusanagi was already laughing so hard that he was about to roll over, "Sa, I told you that there is nothing wrong with asking you to come up. It's rare to see Zun being so energetic and complaining to others, hahaha!!!!"

"Fuck off, auntie, I'm not in the healing department! And that guy is so energetic, he looks like the kind who can collapse on the ground with just a single step! It's even more crooked than the bean dregs project What!"

"For Zun, he is already very energetic." He lifted his glasses, turned his head to look at the burnt floor and the long sofa that was half missing, and sighed, "Sa, do you want to join Bark?" Wuluo?"

This is the first time since I came to this place that the guy who asked me to clean up the account and pick up the guests, ah bah is the guy who receives the guests and gives me a set of bedding and then kicks me to the basement to sleep with such a serious expression to talk to me about serious topics .

"I think you just want to find someone who can run your account when you're away?" I complained.

"Zun and Tatara are not suitable for this kind of thing." He nodded with a smile.

"Auntie, I'm not interested in working in the underworld, I agree if I work as a normal part-time job." I shrugged my shoulders, "Speaking of which, I think that guy's mental state seems to be very bad, could it be that he watched too much DVD at night? ——Little Lu Yiqing, big masturbation hurts the body." The strong masturbation is still wiped out!

The corners of his mouth twitched twice, "Can you stop being so obscene..."

"Everyone is a man who understands."

"You are not a man at all!!!"

"Don't worry about such details."

He sighed, "That man has been like this since he became the 'King', he must have nightmares every night." He sighed in a very sad tone, "Trying to restrain myself so as not to hurt myself To his comrades, it must be very hard for him."

"Tell him to smoke less before going to bed, I can hear his lungs screaming. You also smoke less, to avoid lung cancer." I opened the door complaining, "Even if you tell me this, I can't understand Ah, I'm not him."

How can a small person like me, who has to do his best to survive, understand the existence of the "king", the decisions made by this existence and the things it guards?

The height we stand at can only be doomed that little people like us can only look up.

Or it doesn't matter if you don't look up, because you can't see it at all.

Auntie, I have been with this group of second-year-old patients for a long time, and the second-year-old soul has begun to revive again.

If you can't sleep well at night, at least drink a glass of warm milk before going to bed!Don't think that you can spoil your body if you have good physical fitness!You don't know where the mother will feel distressed to cry!

I hate it, even my aunt has turned on the old mother mode.

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